I laugh – now isn’t that much better? He flips me the bird before walking off.
‘Get away from the window, Frankie.’
‘Why? Are you ashamed of me?’
She lugs the empty boxes to the counter and tosses them over. ‘You get in fights, get suspended from school, shoot your mouth off every chance you get and stiff me with thousands of dollars worth of medical bills and I still love you. What do you reckon?’
I lean my elbows on the bench. She forgot to mention God Knows Who.
Sigh.
Four Eminem CDs for a record probably worth hundreds of dollars? I am such an idiot. That’s ‘stupid’ in all caps, underlined, bolded and in some weirdo font that makes it look like the title of a horror film.
But do I believe his revised version of events? He did seem pretty embarrassed when he admitted why he’d lied. But, he’s clearly not averse to stealing: just ask my neighbours. Although, he didn’t actually steal anything – that was all Shia LaBeouf. However, is being a lookout just as bad?
Man, morality is so blurry.
Vinnie walks up behind me, planting a kiss on the top of my head. ‘You know, honey, there’s a Frankie-shaped tumour in my head but I love you anyhow. Course, if you want to tell me why I’m paying for some rich brat to see a plastic surgeon about his nose, that’d make me real happy. I just don’t understand –’
‘Isn’t that Marzoli?’ I point at a guy climbing out the passenger-side door of the badly parked sedan. It looks like him: same tan trench coat and potbelly. He walks the length of the car, inspecting the park. The driver gets out and starts waving his hands around.
Vinnie presses my arm down. ‘It’s rude to point.’
‘You reckon he’s coming here?’
‘Sooner or later Marzoli’s going to realise this is a legitimate business now. Either that or he’ll get sick of me busting his balls every time he sticks his ugly face into my shop. He can search this place all he likes; he’s not finding a bloody thing.’
Search?
Shit. What if the record is stolen? Can I go to prison for being gullible?
Double shit. Can they arrest me for profiting from a crime?
Triple shit. What if they think I stole it?
The bell jangles as our only customers finish up and leave, their table a mess of wrappers, drips of garlic sauce and used serviettes. The sound sends a shiver down my spine – any second now Marzoli’s going to come in here and that jingle jangle might as well be my death knell.
Vinnie sighs and heads to the counter. She grabs a cleaning tray. ‘Just keep away from the window.’
Marzoli and his partner hover on the other side of the street, looking for a break in traffic to cross.
I pull my phone out of my pocket and rest it on the bench. No new texts, seven missed calls since yesterday, all from the same number: he who shall not be named.
As soon as a white Volvo passes, Marzoli grabs his partner by the arm and drags him halfway across the road. They wait for a stream of cars to pass before they jog the rest of the way. I wonder if I can make a citizen’s arrest for jaywalking.
On the kerb outside the Emporium, Marzoli pulls out his notebook and starts flicking through. The other guy opens an umbrella, holding it over Marzoli more than himself. Marzoli flips through his notebook for a while and then he looks up, like he senses being watched, and stares straight through the front window of the Emporium. At me.
Cripes.
‘Get a hobby if you’re bored,’ says Vinnie. ‘Do kids knit these days?’
Marzoli and I stare at each other. Like a high-noon stand off, except it’s three pm. He lifts a hand and holds it just out in front of his face in a frozen wave.
I lift mine too, but I’m too confused to know what to do with it once it’s up there. I think we’re waving at each other.
Me and a cop. Waving.
I lower my hand. Marzoli does the same thing.
‘How about you take up ballet again?’ says Vinnie.
I remember the day they arrested Uncle Terry. I never liked the guy if I’m honest. I was always wriggling free of his hugs. ‘Give Old Terenzio some sugar,’ he’d say, stabbing a finger against his stubbled cheek. He wasn’t a total perv, just handsie. When I was eleven he moved into the Hoddle Street house because he’d gotten into some kind of trouble. Vinnie wouldn’t tell me – she just said ‘shush’ whenever I asked. He bunked in my room and I slept on the sofa with the cats.
He was never home much, which suited me, but it made Nonna and Vinnie yell at each other in the kitchen. ‘He’s your son,’ Vinnie would yell. ‘È tuo, questo figlio buono a nulla! Sort him out.’ Nonna would just get hysterical and start wailing. She said he was cursed. ‘Vega men are no good,’ she’d say. ‘Siamo tutti maledetti!’
Just the men? So how do you explain Juliet, Nonna?
They came in the middle of the night. Makes it sound like an alien invasion, doesn’t it? It actually felt like it. Men with guns, torches attached to the ends, the light strobing through the house as they dragged Uncle Terry into the lounge. They handcuffed his arms behind his back and shoved his face into the carpet. There was so much shouting, Nonna loudest of all.
And then Marzoli arrived, complete with tan coat and stained tie. He came in right at the end when Uncle Terry was crying into the carpet and the men had lowered their guns. Vinnie kicked Marzoli in the shins and called him a low-life but he didn’t arrest her. He just shouted for someone to get Terry into the back of the divvy van and that was that. Fifteen years for multiple armed robberies.
I pick up my phone and type: I’m still mad at you but keep away from Smith Street. Someone left the gate open and the pigs are loose. I repeat: the pigs have left the farmyard.
Send.
‘. . . and you looked so cute in your little pink tutu. Frankie? You listening?’
I’m leaning so far forward I almost fall off my stool. Marzoli and his minion are still standing out the front of the shop, not looking at me in a looking-at-me kind of way.
‘Ballet,’ says Vinnie, her bangles clunking against the tabletop as she wipes. ‘I really think you ought to give it another go.’
Oh god. I’ve got zero explanation for why I have a possibly stolen, rare and incredibly awesome vinyl in my room. I can’t take the risk.
‘Are you listening, Frankie?’ Vinnie stops swishing the cloth back and forth and stands straight, giving me her most concerned look: the full brow collapse and the downturned mouth. ‘Do I need to worry about you? More than usual, I mean? Maybe we ought to have that talk.’
I slide off the stool and grab my jacket. ‘If it’s about the birds and the bees you’re a little late on that one, Vin. We had this guy come to school and he had a bag of bananas. Plastic ones and when you pulled off the skin it was actually a penis and we practised putting condoms on them and he showed us pictures – who knew the female reproductive system looked so much like a ram’s head?’ I hurry to the back stairs, the ones that lead to our flat.
‘Where are you going?’
‘Ah . . . nap time.’
‘Don’t forget your shift starts at four.’
‘It’s seared into my memory.’
The door closes with a bang.
__________
The alley is empty. It only took me a couple of minutes to grab the vinyl. And then a couple more to change my mind, change it back, then hug the vinyl to my chest cursing my shitty luck for forcing me to part with this most awesome of things.
I hurry to the bins; they’re overflowing and stinking like a classroom of Year Seven boys on a forty-degree day. No cops in sight.
In case Marzoli gets all CSI with fingerprinting and shit, I wipe the record with my jumper. My heart squeezes tight as I lower this beautiful piece of musical history into the bin; I can’t let go, my trembling fingers gripping tight. But it’s evidence of a crime and a glaring reminder that my brother’s shit seriously stinks so I reluctantly slide it under a bag of rotting toma
toes and meat juice and step back.
Goddamn it.
Shit.
I wonder if Marzoli’s already inside the Emporium, riffling through our life. If he is, I’m going to kick him in the shins. And then I’m going to set Buttons on him.
I turn when I hear voices. Male. Pig-like. Down the other end of the alley.
Why aren’t they in the shop? Good Frankie wants to run, put some serious distance between me and the evidence I just dumped in the bin. Bad Frankie sees a perfect chance to snoop and find out what the cops know.
I’m already in the ‘majorly screwed’ basket and spying on a couple of cops is not how I claw my way out of this shitty predicament. Not when I’m supposed to be kiss-arse-ing my school and rehearsing my ‘I didn’t do it/it wasn’t my fault/please give me a second chance’ speech. But I need to know exactly how much trouble my brother is in.
Bad Frankie wins.
A voice wafts up the alley. An unhappy-neighbour voice. ‘I’ve already told those other cops. What more do you want?’
It’s coming from the house behind the block of yuppie flats. A crumbling semi that must have the developers drooling. My shoulder scrapes the bricks as I crouch low and edge closer.
‘Sure,’ says a familiar gravelly voice. ‘But we’ve got a few more questions. Won’t take long.’
‘I’m not inviting you in.’
I think the woman’s called Marlee. I’ve seen her around – she’s Collingwood through and through. ‘I’ve had it to here with you lot. Some prick robs a flat and you’re all business. But I got complaints about those students two doors up with their doof doof and their beer cans on the street and you reckon you’re too busy to do anything about it.’
I shuffle to where the wall is low enough for me to peek over the edge and . . .
Bingo. Two cops and a grumpy neighbour.
There’s about four steps leading up to a weatherboard porch, white paint peeling back to the pink underneath. A half-dead jacaranda takes up most of the front yard; Tibetan prayer flags hang faded and ripped along the gutter.
Marlee’s in her dressing gown, sucking on a cigarette. She’s got reddish-brown curly hair and nails so sharp they ought to be illegal. She’d never get through airport security with them.
Marzoli’s partner holds up a glossy piece of paper. ‘You know this kid, ma’am?’ His voice is nasally, words-dripping-with-snot kind of nasally. ‘Seen him round maybe?’
She squints into the sky. ‘Nope.’
‘It’d help if you looked at the photo, Miss Ganan.’
I screw up my face and squint but can’t see shit. I’m too far away and he’s got it angled toward Marlee.
‘Two youths were seen near here on the afternoon your neighbours were robbed,’ says Marzoli. ‘The one in this picture has a criminal record as long as my ex-wife’s credit card bill. Don’t you want us to catch the . . .’ He consults his flip book. ‘. . . the “prick” who robbed your neighbours?’
I don’t know Marlee well – just enough to grunt ‘hey’ if I pass her in the street – but I know her type and I know the Marlees of this world do not respond well to middle-aged-cop sass.
The porch groans under her shifting weight. ‘I want you to do your job and quit trying to get me to do it for you.’ She plucks the half-spent cigarette from her mouth and throws it at Snot Guy’s feet. ‘I got a hair appointment so maybe you two want to piss off and do some actual work. Like sorting those students out.’
The wire door slams shut with a squeak, then a twang, then a thud as she thunders back inside her house.
You just made my list of awesome people, Marlee Ganan.
Snot Guy turns to Marzoli. ‘What the hell do you call that?’
He’s holding the picture angled further round toward me now, enough that I can see the guy in the photo has brown hair. Could be Xavier, could be anyone.
‘I call that Collingwood.’ Marzoli does an about face, trundling down the steps. ‘Keep moving, Peters. We’re going to get that kid one way or another.’ They walk up the path to the next house.
Okay, so two things. One: I seriously hope Xavier’s not the guy in that picture. I’m still mad at him but I guess I was hoping he wouldn’t be carrying on the family tradition of spending more time behind bars than not – he didn’t even grow up a Vega so he had the best chance of the lot of us. Or maybe Nonna was right and he’s cursed. Maybe he never stood a chance.
But, more importantly, two: holy fuck! I dumped An Ideal for Living for nothing? Fuckity fuck.
I run back up the alley to the bins and dig through a week’s worth of Emporium garbage, praying there’s a how-to-remove-bin-juice-stains-from-a-vinyl-record tute on YouTube.
But it turns out there’s no need for the tute because the record’s not there.
Five minutes.
That’s how long it took in this classy neighbourhood of mine.
Five minutes for some bastard to steal my record.
Fuck.
Cara and I are sitting by the river on top of the old Dights Mill turbine house, our legs dangling over the edge of the platform. It’s heritage-listed, but it’s really just a slab of concrete, three brick walls and a nest of rats. We’re stuffing our faces with churros and coffee (the breakfast of champions).
Cara’s got goose bumps up and down her bare legs. She hates the winter uniform and wears the summer dress year round. It started in Year Eight when I made a bet that she couldn’t do it; I lost my best New Order poster that year.
I wipe the sugar crumbs off my jeans. ‘America. Your turn.’
Cara shakes her head. ‘I know what you’re doing. And it’s not happening.’
I try looking at her with a mix of confusion and indignation, but her don’t-even-try-it glare trumps mine.
‘I told you everything already. Quit bitching.’ I’ve just spent the past half hour blabbing on about Xavier – what more does she want? ‘It’s a straightforward story: girl meets boy, boy turns out to be a thief, girl attempts to kick boy’s criminal mate in the balls. The end.’
‘Nah-uh,’ she says. ‘You told me facts. The second I ask you something that involves feelings, you stuff your face with donut, and voila – suddenly we’re playing the countries game. If you were a superhero, you’d be Distractacon.’
‘Well, you’d be my sidekick, Nag Girl.’
She chucks half a churro at me. ‘You’re disappointed Xavier turned out to be your mum’s mini-me.’
She’s right of course, but if I keep talking about it then how am I going to bury it way down deep and pile the shit on top?
God Knows Who has left tonnes of messages but I haven’t listened to any of them. Well, when I say tonnes I mean seven, and he hasn’t called today. Or yesterday. Guess seven’s the limit.
I’ve been thinking I might call him back. Just to yell at him.
Or he can explain everything and I’ll be able to breathe easy because he’s not Juliet’s mini-me at all. I’d really like that.
‘Cut Break-lines,’ says Cara.
I look sideways at her, frowning. ‘Huh?’
‘That’s what you can call him,’ she says. ‘Cos that’s how you’re going to –’ She slices her throat with her finger, tongue rolling out the side of her mouth, eyes crossing.
I laugh and make a mental list of the things I’m grateful for:
Churros.
Coffee.
Cara.
Not necessarily in that order.
I’m glad Cara’s mum decided to stop being a cow and finally let my girl out for our morning ritual. I’m nothing without the three most important c-words in the world.
‘Albania.’ Cara rocks to her right, bumping my shoulder. ‘Your turn.’
Distractacon strikes again. I lift the lid on my takeaway coffee and peer inside. ‘Armenia.’ I upend the cup and out dribbles the last of my latte.
‘Stop with the frigging As.’
Early morning joggers pass on the track behind us, talking, panti
ng, thudding.
I push myself up and then head down the steps. The entire west wall is missing; you can see through to Dights Falls, which aren’t really falls. Not in the Niagara sense of the word. They’re more like stumbles. A bunch of rocks and man-made concrete walls that the water sort of trips over in a slightly embarrassed way.
Above my head, iron beams crisscross. I reach up and brush my fingertips along one of them. Rust comes away, falling onto my face like diseased snowflakes. Gross. I brush down my jumper with fingers stained rust-red, like they’ve been dipped in henna. ‘How many drug deals do you think have happened here?’
‘And how many infectious diseases have been passed on?’ Cara brushes past me. She heads to the edge of the slab and leans against the railings. ‘How many cherries . . .’ She sticks her finger in the side of her mouth and ‘pops’.
‘Gross.’
‘This is what happens when you live in a house full of boys.’ She pulls her hair into a top-knot. ‘Afghanistan.’
‘Nigeria.’
‘Screw you. Argentina.’
I lean against the brickwork. Right over some guy’s tag – ‘Jonza’ in bright yellow-and-purple paint. I reckon if you’re going to deface something then at least make sure your art doesn’t look like some toddler ate a litre of paint and vomited it up. Like the purple-skinned girl in the alley. That piece was good.
There are voices above us, someone walking out on the concrete platform on top. Cara and I stay silent until they leave. We listen to them complain about the cold.
‘Azerbaijan,’ I say.
‘Sorry. Did you just sneeze?’
‘Don’t be racist. It’s a legit country. And it doesn’t end in “A” so be thankful.’
‘Oh shit,’ says Cara. ‘I almost forgot. I’ve got the best story.’ She bends back over the railings, swinging like she’s on the monkey bars at school.
‘I was in Specialist Maths, which is currently in the portables near the tech building. You know that splashy Science centre the school got a grant to build? Well, it means we get shunted to Antarctica – I’m talking distance from anywhere and temperature – and we get the awesome soundtrack of grinders and jigsaws screeching all lesson. I swear, Dunbar is one hacksaw away from a mental breakdown. Oh. Norway.’
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