devices and deceits
family values
heroic humans vs. bad animals
kinky creatures
misdirection
muggers, burglars, and thieves
natural behavior
party animals
ungrateful beasts
See also dogs; specific animals
antelopes
ape vs. ape, devices and deceits
See also specific primates
appearance, lying about
aquatic risk factor for kinky behavior
Arizona
Arkansas
arsonists
art careers of animals
Asia
asking for it, natural behavior
assault, running amok, and arson
Audubon Zoo in New Orleans
Augsburg, Germany
Australia
Austria
babirusas
baboons
heroic humans vs.
kinky creatures
muggers, burglars, and thieves
natural behavior
baby clothes and accessories eaten by dogs
badgers
badly behaving animals. See animals behaving badly
bands and pigeons
bathroom, snakes in
BBC
bears
heroic humans vs.
muggers, burglars, and thieves
natural behavior
party animals
ungrateful beasts
beauty as misdirection
bees
beetles
Belize
Bensch, Victoria
Berani (orangutan)
Berlin, Germany
best man, bear as the
billfish
binge drinkers
birds
assault, running amok, and arson
devices and deceits
family values
heroic humans vs.
kinky creatures
misdirection
party animals
ungrateful beasts
See also specific birds
biting by dogs
blackbirds
black cockatoos
black eagles
Blackie (cat)
black rat snakes
black-winged stilts
blaming animals for human crime
blue-footed booby chicks
boars
body-slamming by hummingbirds
bonobos
Boo Boo (cat)
Boris (capybara)
Borneo
Bourke, Brent
brains of dogs
Brazil
breakfast cereal and chipmunks
breaking and entering
breeding season and sex
bridges to help dormice cross highway
Britain
British Columbia
British MP toppled by cow
broken wing deception by birds
Bronx, New York
Brookfield Zoo in Chicago
Brookline, Massachusetts
brown tree snakes
bullying
burglars, muggers, and thieves
Busch (beer)
buzzards
California
camels
Cameron Park Zoo in Texas
cane toads
canines. See dogs
cannibalism and infanticide
Cape Town, South Africa
capuchin monkeys
capybaras
cardboard door latch
Caribbean
caribou
cars and dogs
catnip
cats
assault, running amok, and arson
devices and deceits
dogs vs.
heroic humans vs.
muggers, burglars, and thieves
natural behavior
party animals
ungrateful beasts
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
chain saw bitten by a dog
Chaos (dog)
Chapramari Wildlife Sanctuary, India
Charbonneau, David
Charlottesville, Virginia
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Chernobyl disaster
Chicago, Illinois
chickens
Chihuahuas
child abuse
child porn blamed on cat
child-saving dogs
chimps
devices and deceits
dogs vs.
family values
kinky creatures
misdirection
party animals
ungrateful beasts
China
chipmunks
choosing your poison
Christian Science Monitor
Cincinnati Zoo
circle of life
circus animals, escaped
climate change
cocaine
cockroaches
Cocteau, Jean
codependent creatures
coffee
cold weather and affection
Colorado
Columbia, Brazil
Columbus, Ohio
Commonwealth Games of 2010
communication
devices and deceits
dolphins
communion received by dog
concrete, breaking by chimp
Connecticut
Conniff, Richard
conservation spokes-parrot
coots
corn snakes
courtship by dolphins
cows
crocs
cross-species (interspecies) sex
crows
cultural activities interference
“cute” as misdirection
cuttlefish
dachshunds
Daily Mail
Dallas, Texas
danger of nature
Darwin, Charles
date rape
Davies, Mr.
dead, mating with
dead, playing
Dead Duck Day
death penalty
deceits and devices
degus
Delhi, India
democratic process interference
Denver, Colorado
Department of Sustainability and the Environment
devices and deceits
diamond thieves, dogs
Dino (bear)
dinosaurs
Dipity (cat)
disabled veteran and service monkey
disrespect
dogs
accidents and dogs
assault, running amok, and arson
baby clothes and accessories eaten by
bees eaten by
biting
brains
cars and dogs
cats vs.
child-saving dogs
chimps vs.
devices and deceits
diamond thieves
eating everything in sight
food tests with dogs
guns and dogs
heroic humans vs.
injuries caused by dogs
money eaten by dogs
party animals
police dogs
scavengers, dogs as
ungrateful beasts
“working” dogs
Dogs Never Lie About Love (Masson)
dolphins
door latch (cardboard)
Doritos
drinking alcohol
drongos
drug abuse
drug-smuggling birds
Dublin, Ireland
ducks
dwarf cavies
dysfunctional families
See also family values
earwigs
East Africa
eating everything in sight, dogs
“ecological citizenship”
educated animals,
danger of
egg-laying animals
egrets
Egypt
electrical outages
electrified wires, avoiding
elephants
assault, running amok, and arson
family values
heroic humans vs.
muggers, burglars, and thieves
natural behavior
party animals
elk
Ellie (dog)
employing animals
emus
enemies, our own worst
England
Erie, Lake
escaped circus animals
experience, ignoring our
“extra-pair paternity”
eyeglasses stolen
Facebook
family secrets
family values
fatherhood
See also family values
favorites (family)
fearsome reputations as misdirection
felines. See cats
“femme fatales”
fermentation as natural process
fiber-optic cable destruction
fiddler crabs
filmmakers, animals as
firefighters rescuing dog
fireflies
fish
“fish-aggregating devices”
flags stolen
flamingos
flat lizards
flies
floor squeegee escape
Florida
fly agaric mushrooms
flyingsquirrels
food, lying about
food excuse
food tests with dogs
football interference
footwear fetish
foxes
fox squirrels
Frankfurt, Germany
Fred (baboon)
friend, man’s best. See dogs
frogs
fruit bats
fruit flies
Fuji, Mount
Fu Manchu (ape)
funnel web spiders
fun vs. reproduction
fur seals
future, planning for the
Gabon, Africa
gambling, slot machine
gangs
gardener’s revenge
gay animals
geese
Georges (dolphin)
Georgia
Germany
gibbons
Gibson, Jerry
gloves stolen
goats
assault, running amok, and arson
heroic humans vs.
party animals
golden lion tamarins
Goodall, Jane
gorillas
Gough Island, South Pacific
government action on animals behaving badly
grand theft animal
graylag geese
gray squirrels
great tits
Greece
Gregson, Paul
groundhogs
ground squirrels
grouse
Guam
guanacos
guarding livestock
guns and dogs
Guwahati, India
Hambone Award
Hammond, David
Hamric, Bill
Hamric, Joseph
hamsters
hangovers
Hanuman
harbor porpoises
Hawaii
Hawaiian monk seals
Hawaii News Now
Heavy Lamar (orangutan)
“ helpful” males
helping distressed creatures
Henry, Paul
heroic humans vs. bad animals
herring gulls
“ hippie monkey” (muriqui)
Hogben, Ann
Ho Hos
home invasions
home turf
homosexuality
honeybees
Honeymoon Ridge, Australia
Honolulu, Hawaii
horses
house mice
house sparrows
Houston, Texas
howler monkeys
Huffman, Professor
human garments and accessories stolen
humans (heroic) vs. bad animals
human vices and crimes, animals doing
hummingbirds
hunger excuse
hyenas
ice-skating bear
Idaho
Ig Nobel Prize for biology
Illinois
impairments from substance abuse
India
individuals vs. bad animal behavior
infanticide and cannibalism
infrastructure disruptions
injured, playing
injuries caused by dogs
“ innocent” wild things
intelligence hypothesis, Machiavellian
Internet access interference
interspecies (cross-species) sex
invasive species
Iowa
Iran
Ireland
Italian sandwich mugging in New Jersey
Italy
jackdaws
Jack Russell terriers
jaguars
Japan
Jean-Felix and wild turkeys
jellyfish
Jimmie (chimp)
“Judas goats”
junk food junkies
kakapos
kangaroos
Karta (orangutan)
Katherine, Australia
Kauai, Hawaii
kea parrots
Kentucky (penguin)
Kenya
kestrels
Khat (qat)
Kiddo (cat)
Kings of Leon
kinky creatures
kittiwakes
Korea
Kyrgyzstan
Laing, Joan
Lana (cat)
langur monkeys
law enforcement for animals behaving badly
lawn ornaments and sex
laws and ungrateful beasts
laws protecting animals
laziness of lions
leaf edges used as tools
learning family values
leaves to make voices deeper
lemurs
lesson learned, natural behavior
lightning
Lincoln Park Zoo
lions
livestock guarding
lizards
llamas
locoweed
Long Beach, California
Long Island, New York
Lorenzo (parrot)
Louisiana
love, lying about
Luang, Hu
Lulu (dog)
luring humans
lying
macaques
devices and deceits
heroic humans vs.
kinky creatures
natural behavior
ungrateful beasts
Machiavellian intelligence hypothesis
Magic (cat)
magnificence as misdirection
magpies
mahi-mahi
mail delivery interference
Maine
Malaysia
mallard ducks (Anas platyrhynchos)
manatees
Mangrum, Bobby
man’s best friend. See dogs
marine iguanas
marmosets
Martin, Joanne
Maryland
Massachusetts
Masson, Jeffrey Moussaieff
masturbation
maternal instinct
See also family values
MEarth project
meat ants
meerkats
Melbourne, Australia
Memorial Day disruption
Memphis, Tennessee
menopause and sex
meow-purr
Mexico
mice
Michigan
Middle East
Minnesota
Minnesota Zoo
misdirection
Missouri
money eaten by dogs
monkeys
assault, running amok, and arson
devices and deceits
family values
heroic humans vs.
kinky creatures
misdirection
muggers, burglars, and thieves
natural behavior
party animals
ungrateful beasts
See also specific monkeys
monogamy
Montana
moose
morphine
mountain sheep
mounting chicks by parents
muggers, burglars, and thieves
multitalented marauders
muriqui (“hippie monkey”)
mushrooms
mute swans
National Geographic
natural behavior
naturalists
Natuurhistorisch Museum Rotterdam
Nazlat Imara, Egypt
Nebraska
necrophilia
neglect
New Caledonian crows
New Delhi
Newell’s Shearwater birds
New Hampshire
New Jersey
newspaper reading interference
New York
New York City mayor bitten by groundhog on Groundhog Day
New York Times
New Zealand
Noah (service monkey)
“non-human persons” (dolphins)
North Beaver Township Fire Department
North Carolina
Northern Territory News
Nottinghamshire, England
Nshi, China
“obligate siblicide”
octopus
Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck)
Ohio
Ohio State University
Oklahoma
olive baboons
Olson, Ms.
Omaha Zoo
omission, sins of
opium
oral sex
orange hiding
orangutans
devices and deceits
kinky creatures
ungrateful beasts
Oregon
Orlando, Joe
Oscar (cat)
ostrich
otters
Otto (octopus)
our own worst enemies
oystercatchers
pachyderms. See elephants
paintings by animals
pandas
parenting
See also family values
Parnell, Peter
parrots
partners in crime
party animals
passport stolen
Patagonia
penguins
family values
kinky creatures
natural behavior
ungrateful beasts
penis, snake biting a man’s
Pennsylvania
perversion
“Peter Pan” orangutans
pets and fooling humans
peyote
pheromones
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
physical deception
Pickering, Megan
pigeons
pigs
pigtail macaques
pit bulls
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