Table of Contents
Cover
Other Books By This Author
About the Author
Title Page
Dedication
Introduction by Donald E. Westlake
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Also by Charles Willeford
Copyright
ACCLAIM FOR CHARLES WILLEFORD’S
THE WAY WE DIE NOW
and The Hoke Moseley Series
“The Hoke Moseley novels are Willeford’s finest and most durable work.”
—Lawrence Block
“If you are looking for a master’s insight into the humid decadence of South Florida and its polyglot tribes, nobody does that as well as Mr. Willeford.”
—The New York Times Book Review
“[A] blend of gripping action and wry off-beat humor.”
—The Washington Post
“Nobody writes like Charles Willeford…. He is an original—funny, weird and wonderful.”
—James Crumley
“Willeford builds up enormous tension—you are compelled to keep reading.”
—The Philadelphia Inquirer
NOVELS BY CHARLES WILLEFORD
High Priest of California
Pick-up
Wild Wives
The Black Mass of Brother Springer
Lust Is a Woman
The Woman Chaser
Understudy for Death
Deliver Me from Dallas
Cockfighter
The Burnt Orange Heresy
The Hombre from Sonora
Miami Blues
New Hope for the Dead
Sideswipe
The Way We Die Now
The Shark-Infested Custard
CHARLES WILLEFORD
THE WAY WE DIE NOW
Charles Willeford was a highly decorated (Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Luxembourg Croix de Guerre) tank commander with the Third Army in World War II. He was also a professional horse trainer, boxer, radio announcer, and painter. Willeford, the author of twenty novels, created the Miami detective series featuring Hoke Moseley, which includes Miami Blues, Sideswipe, The Way We Die Now, and New Hope for the Dead. He died in 1988.
For Lou, Betsy, Tom & Cheryl
Introduction by Donald E. Westlake
Charles Willeford wrote very good books for a very long time without anybody noticing. In 1974, one of his novels was made into the film Cockfighter, starring Warren Oates, and nobody noticed. In that film, Willeford himself played the professional trainer of the fighting cocks, and was just as laconic and offbeat an actor as he was a writer, and still nobody noticed.
And then along came Hoke Moseley.
From where? After all Willeford’s years in the wilderness, writing good books that nobody noticed, why did Hoke Moseley come along to change it all, to force Willeford to come back to him for story after story, and to make readers suddenly notice this quirky, oddball, invigorating voice that had been in their midst unheard for so long?
I think I know where Hoke came from. I knew Willeford some in the last years of his life, and found him gentle and knowledgeable and absolutely secure in his own persona, which makes him on the surface much different from that final creation of his. Hoke Moseley is anything but secure, has come nowhere near fighting his way to the calm plateau Willeford had reached. So where did he come from?
Out of the wilderness. I think Hoke came out of that same wilderness in which Willeford had labored for so long. Charles Willeford was never a failure, in the sense that his books are very good books, carefully wrought. His career might stutter along in obscurity, but the books were solid. And I think the only way he could go on doing that, year after year, without either giving up or turning bitter, was that he trained himself to know that the work was very important but at the same time it didn’t matter at all. And the extension from that was that all of life was very important but at the same time it didn’t matter at all. I believe that particular self-induced schizophrenia got Willeford through the lean years and let him keep writing, and I believe it ultimately produced Hoke Moseley, who doesn’t so much share that worldview as live it.
Hoke is a good cop, or at least he tries to be a good cop, but in his Miami, one good cop is about as useful as one good paper towel in a hurricane. Hoke is constantly bested by people tougher and meaner than he is, he’s constantly lied to and betrayed, he’s constantly faced with the futility of what he’s doing, and yet he keeps moving doggedly forward, and among the greater hopelessness he does bring off some modest—and very satisfying—successes.
I don’t mean that Hoke Moseley was Charles Willeford’s alter ego. I mean that Willeford’s experience of his life had led him to a certain attitude toward the world and his place in it, and this attitude, ironic without meanness, comic but deeply caring, informed every book he ever wrote, from his two volumes of autobiography through all the unnoticed novels, and that finally Hoke Moseley embodied this attitude more completely than anything else he’d ever done.
To use a musical analogy, Charles Willeford had finally found the key in which he could really sing. These last songs of his are wonderful: human, patient, funny, knowing, cool, and forgiving. I wish he were still singing.
1
TINY BOCK HEAVED HIS BULK FROM THE SAND CHAIR.
He stood silently in the clearing for a moment listening, but all he could hear was the whir of insects and the scuttling of a few foraging wood rats. He folded the red-and-green webbed chair, took it to the black pickup truck and threw it into the back. He opened the cab door on the passenger’s side and reached for the paper sack on the seat. There were two bologna sandwiches wrapped in oil paper and two hard-boiled eggs in the sack. He unwrapped one of the sandwiches, noticed that the lunch meat had turned green on the outer edge. He rewrapped the sandwich, put it back in the sack, took one of the hard-boiled eggs. He cracked open the egg and peeled it, but when he split the egg in two he realized that the yolk had turned purple and there was a strong smell of sulphur.
Twenty feet away a raccoon, also smelling the egg and the sulphur, rose on its hind legs and waved its forefeet, sniffing the air.
Tiny Bock noticed the raccoon and placed the two halves of the egg on a tuft of grass. As Tiny moved to the cab of the truck the raccoon, a female, scurried forward and scooped up the two egg halves. The coon took the two halves to a muddy pool of water and rolled the egg in the water to wash it preparatory to eating. Tiny Bock, who had taken his shotgun from the cab of the truck, fired once. Eight of the twelve slugs hit the raccoon, reducing it to an unrecognizable spot of fur and blood. Bock reloaded the shotgun before replacing it on the gun rack above the seat.
Listening again, Bock could hear the airplane sound of the airboat long before he saw it. Then he spotted the boat; it was returning to the hammock from a different direction than he had expected, but Chico de las Mas was heading unerringly toward Bock and the parked truck. Skimming across the wet sawgrass of the Everglades, it resembled a giant but harmless insect.
Skidding the aluminum boat sideways, Chico stopped short of the dry brushy hammock. After Chico turned the engine off, and the whirling propeller had run down, Bock said, “What took you so long?”
“Ha
d a hard time finding a deep enough sinkhole. But it won’t matter. When the rains come this whole area’ll be under a foot of water. You won’t be able to drive out to the hammock here for another six months. I thought I heard a shotgun, but I wasn’t sure.”
Bock grinned and pointed to what was left of the raccoon. “I shot a coon.”
The two men pushed the airboat into the clearing and well into the brush on the other side. Chico chained the prow of the boat to a cypress tree, and then padlocked the chain. They climbed into the cab of the truck. Chico took the wheel and drove across the dry sands, avoiding occasional puddles, toward the dirt and oolite access road, some ten minutes away. The access road had been built illegally by a group of Naples hunters almost five years ago in the Big Cypress. They had also planned to build a weekend lodge, but their plans had fallen through, so now the road, a foot above the water level, was a road to nowhere.
“There’s blood on the front of your shirt,” Bock said.
“I know.” Chico took a bloody Baggie out of his shirt pocket and handed it to Bock.
“What’s this?”
Chico laughed. “A bonus. Remember the tall one, the one they called C’est Dieu? I cut that out of his asshole.”
Bock removed the soggy wad of money from the Baggie, tossed the Baggie out the window. He unfolded and counted the money. “One ten, and thirty ones. Forty bucks. Did you cut the others?”
“Didn’t have to. I’ve been watching them close, and no one ever let old C’est Dieu out his sight. Always one or two with him. So I knew he was holding it for all of ’em.”
Bock folded the bills and put them into his back pocket. “There’s a couple of bologna sandwiches left in the sack if you want ’em.”
“Sinking Haitians in a swamp is hard work, Mr. Bock. I thought we’d drive into Immokalee and get a decent meal at the cafeteria.” Chico slowed down, ripped off his shirt and tossed it out the window.
“Why not? But you won’t be able to eat in the cafeteria without a shirt.”
“I’ll buy a T-shirt at the sundry store. It’s no big deal.”
When he reached the access road, Chico got onto the raised road without any trouble using first gear. The road ran west for two miles before it met the state highway. Chico turned north and headed for Immokalee.
2
COMMANDER BILL HENDERSON, HOMICIDE DIVISION EXecutive officer, Miami Police Department, entered Sergeant Hoke Moseley’s cubicle, removed the Miami Herald from the chair beside the desk, tossed it toward the overflowing wastepaper basket, and sat down heavily. He looked at the sheet of paper on his clipboard and sighed.
“I’m running a little informal survey, Hoke.”
“I’m busy right now, Bill. I think I’ve finally got a worthwhile lead on the Dr. Paul Russell killing.”
Hoke’s messy desk was littered with a half dozen sheets of bond typewriter paper, supplementary reports, and a red accordion file. He had been drawing diagrams on the bond paper with a ruler and a ballpoint.
“This is an important survey.”
“More important than solving a cold case homicide?”
Bill pulled his lips back, exposing large gold-capped teeth that were entwined with silver wire. “Depends on whether you smoke or not. Have you quit yet?”
“Not exactly, but I’m down to about ten a day. I’ve tried to quit cold turkey, but the longest I’ve managed to go was about six hours. Now I time it and smoke a Kool every four hours, with maybe a few extra at night when I watch the tube. If I can hold it down to only ten a day, it’s almost like not smoking at all.”
Bill shook his head. “I switched over to cigars, but I still inhale, so I’ll probably have to go back to cigarettes. After five cigars my throat’s raw as a bastard, and I’ve been coughing up all kinds of shit in the morning.”
“Is that the end of the survey?” Hoke picked up a Telectron garage opener device, the size of a king-size pack of cigarettes, and showed it to Bill Henderson. “Know what this is?”
“No, I don’t, and no, I’m not finished. This really is important. I attended the new chief’s weekly briefing this morning, and he’s come up with a terrible plan. He wants to stop all smoking inside the police station. His idea’s to set up a smoking area in the parking lot, and anytime you want to smoke you have to sign out for personal time and go out to the lot. Then, when you finish your smoke, you sign back in again and return to your desk or whatever. A lot of guys have already quit smoking, you see, and they’ve complained to the new chief that smoke from heavy smokers is invading their space.”
“What about the men’s room?”
“No smoking inside the building, period. That includes interrogation rooms, suspect lockup, everywhere except the outside parking lot.”
“It won’t work, Bill. Lieutenant Ramirez, in Robbery, smokes at least three packs a day. He might as well move his fucking desk out to the parking lot.”
“That’s what we tried to tell the new chief. But he figures if he makes it hard on smokers, they’ll either cut down radically or quit.”
“Does the new chief smoke? I never noticed.”
“Snoose. He dips Copenhagen. He usually has a lipful of snuff, but he doesn’t spit. He swallows the spit instead.”
“That figures. The rule won’t bother him any, so the bastard doesn’t give a shit about the rest of us. But I don’t think a rule that dumb can be enforced. Guys’ll sneak ’em in the john or even at their desks.”
“Not if they get an automatic twenty-five-dollar fine they won’t.”
“Jesus.” Hoke took a Kool out of his pack and lighted it with his throwaway lighter. He took one drag and then butted it in his ashtray. “I lit that without thinking, and I’ve still got an hour to go.” He returned the butt to his pack.
“That’s why I’m running this survey, Hoke. If a big majority complains, he probably won’t put in the rule. So I’ll put you down as opposing the new rule, right?”
“Right. Now let me tell you about this little gadget—”
“Some other time. I’ve got to see some other guys before they go off shift.” Henderson got to his feet. “One other thing—I almost forgot to tell you.” Henderson snapped his fingers and turned in the doorway. At six-four and 250 pounds, his body almost filled the doorframe. “Major Brownley said to tell you to let your beard grow, and he’d call you Sunday night at home and let you know about the meeting—”
“This is only Thursday, and I work tomorrow. Does he mean that I let my beard grow out now, or do I shave tomorrow?”
“All he said was what I told you. So I suppose he means to let it grow from now till he tells you to shave.”
“Did he say why? Perhaps I should talk to him about this first”
“You can’t. He went down to the Keys and won’t be back till Sunday night. He’ll call you at home then and explain it to you, and also about the meeting.”
“What meeting?”
“He didn’t say. He’s got a visitor, an old fraternity buddy he went to A and M with in Tallahassee, and they went fishing down in the Keys. Off Big Pine, I think.”
“I’ve never grown a beard, Bill. Even if I go a day or two without shaving, it makes my neck itch. Did he give you any hint—”
“I’m only the executive officer. Major Brownley’s the division chief, and he doesn’t take me into his confidence on every little thing. I’m just passing along the message he gave me over the phone. He didn’t come in today, and that’s why I went to the new chief’s meeting instead of him. If it was important for me to know, he would have told me the reason. Don’t worry about it.”
“Why shouldn’t I worry? Wouldn’t you be concerned if Willie ordered you to grow a beard?”
“I’d like to stay and talk about this with you, although it’s a fruitless discussion. I say fruitless because anything we say would only be idle conjecture, based on inadequate information. But I suspect sometimes that Willie Brownley pulls shit like this once in a while just to keep us off-
balance. My son Jimmy’s like that. Only yesterday Jimmy asked me if he could grow a mustache.”
“Jimmy’s only twelve years old.”
“Eleven. But I gave him permission anyway. I figure it’ll take another six years before it grows out long enough to be noticed. But he was happy as hell when I told him to go ahead.”
“At least Jimmy asked for permission. Sue Ellen had her hair all kinked up and then dyed it electric blue right down the middle. She didn’t say anything. She just did it.”
“But she’s seventeen. If Jimmy was seventeen, he’d grow his mustache without asking me for permission.”
“She looks terrible. She looks like the kind of girl who goes with boys who’ve dropped out of school.”
“If she’s still working at the car wash, that’s the only kind of boy she’s likely to meet. I’m not criticizing—at least she’s got a job. But she’s probably the only white girl in Miami working full-time at a car wash.”
“I know. She’s even picked up some black dialect. But I’ve discouraged her from using it around the house.”
Henderson disappeared from the doorway. Hoke gathered his work sheets together and put them into the red-flagged Dr. Russell file. He locked the file, together with the supplementary reports, in his two-drawer file cabinet. He slipped into his blue poplin leisure jacket and dropped the garage door opener into the left leather-lined outside pocket before leaving his cubicle on the fourth floor of the Miami police station. Hoke always carried several loose .38-caliber tracers in the outside pocket of his jacket, and he’d had it lined with glove leather for this purpose.
Hoke rode the elevator down to the garage and climbed the ramp to the outside parking lot. He paused at the exit, inhaling the hot, humid air, and wondered where the new chief would put the smoking area in the lot. The fenced-in area would be crowded as hell if three hundred cops on each shift made trips back and forth to smoke. Not all of them smoked, however. But even one hundred and fifty cops going and coming from the building would crowd the elevator and stairways. It would take approximately twenty minutes for each cop who smoked to make his round trip and smoke a cigarette, and if each cigarette was charged to personal time, without pay, six smokes a day could mean a loss of two hours’ pay for each smoker. That meant that many would be sneaking cigarettes and then get a twenty-five-dollar fine when they were caught. All this extra money coming into the department would mean that the new chief would probably meet his annual budget for the first time in the city’s history.
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