by Kathy Altman
“Besides watch your language?” Her high-pitched, pixie-like voice matched her short, tousled hair but not her lumberjack physique. A plastic strip of bacon as long as his pinkie dangled from each earlobe.
“I didn’t know you were there,” he muttered. He kicked more nails under the counter and rubbed his head. “I apologize.”
“You can make it up to me by helping me find a wedding present.”
“Who’s getting married?”
Audrey shifted her grip on her purse. Luckily, the thing jogged his memory without making contact.
“You and Snoozy,” he said. “Next weekend. Justice of the peace, right?”
She beamed. Wisecracking, protein-pushing, tougher-than-toenails Audrey Tweedy goddamn beamed, and Gil felt a burn in his throat that had nothing to do with stale coffee.
“Less than two weeks,” she said reverently. “I can’t wait to be a bride.”
“Audrey, that’s—”
An exasperated glance and a beefy elbow to his gut turned the rest of his words to a wheeze. So much for sentiment.
“I need a gift for my bridegroom,” she said. “I seem to have caught you at a bad time, though.” Hands on hips, she surveyed the orange-dotted floor, then pointed at his knee. “You might want to get that.”
He looked down. Oh. Right. He freed the nail protruding from his knee. Luckily the thing had grabbed more denim than skin.
“A broom would work better.” She rummaged in her purse, gave a satisfied cluck and held out a squat tin can.
Gil squinted at the label. “You have to be joking.”
“If you ate more protein, you’d have probably been reaching for a broom before that box even hit the floor.” She lifted an eyebrow, as if expecting him to start slurping the contents of the can right then and there. Yeah, not going to happen.
When he slid it onto the counter, she sighed and nudged a roofing nail with the toe of her tennis shoe. “These are pretty, dear. What are they for?”
“Roofing felt. And house wrap.”
“Do they come in other colors?”
“You cannot be considering these for a wedding present. How would you feel if Snoozy got you a box of thumbtacks?”
“You have a point.” Audrey snorted. “See what I did there?”
The cowbell over the door did its thing and Gil braced himself for the Hazel and June show. Wherever Audrey Tweedy was, her cohorts, the Catletts, weren’t far behind.
Ever since the sisters had been elected co-mayors of Castle Creek, their appearance made people especially nervous: they never walked away from a conversation without first having talked someone into donating their time or their money in support of the Catletts’ longtime pet project, the community center.
At the moment Gil was short on both, which meant only one thing. He’d have to throw Audrey under the bus.
When feed store owner Seth Walker strolled into the store instead, Gil relaxed. Until he got a load of the look in his trail buddy’s eyes.
Crap. Saturday night.
Gil backed toward the counter and reached out, blindly searching for a distraction. His fingers closed around the gift from Audrey. Meanwhile Seth smoothly greeted the older lady while laser-beaming his disapproval at Gil.
“Fish balls,” Gil said.
“Yeah, you should be worried.” Seth threaded his fingers together and made a show of cracking his knuckles. “How about after you finish up with Audrey here you meet me out front?”
Gil shook the can at Seth, thinking its easy-open lid probably tasted better than what was inside. “I’m trying to be polite here by offering you a snack.”
Seth squinted at the label. “Glad you finally got yourself some balls, man. A little big for you, aren’t they?”
Audrey tut-tutted at Seth. “That’s not very nice.”
“Neither is standing up a date. One who was so excited about your dinner plans that she went out and got herself a new dress.”
Gil winced.
Audrey gasped. “Gilbert Wayne Cooper.” She snatched the can of fish balls out of his hands and shoved it back into her purse.
“I didn’t stand her up,” he protested. “I canceled in plenty of time.”
Seth crossed his arms. “She got a text while Mama Leoni was leading her to your table.”
“She hadn’t ordered yet. It’s not like she was out the price of a meal.”
“Seriously?” Seth’s disgust was a lot harder to take than his hard-ass bit.
Audrey’s bacon strip earrings swayed as she wagged her head. “You owe that young woman an apology.”
Yeah, he knew it. What he didn’t know was why he’d allowed Seth to set him up in the first place. Gil liked his privacy. Sure, he liked sex too—a lot—but nine times out of ten, everything that came along with it wasn’t worth the effort.
The one time it had been, she’d waited until the day they returned from her birthday gift—a long weekend in Cancún he’d had no business springing for—to tell him she’d decided to give her ex another shot. Was it any wonder his ego had issues?
Seth was staring daggers at him. If Gil didn’t make things right, and fast, he risked losing the best friend he ever had. Plus Seth would probably want his weight bench back. Then again, the guy seemed to be doing just fine without it.
“It was easier for you,” Gil said. “You never dropped your date’s house keys down an elevator shaft, or leaned in for a kiss and chipped her front tooth, or took her to the diner when she was wearing white and knocked her into a server carrying five orders of blueberry cobbler.”
Seth grinned. “I remember that. They never did get the purple splotches out of the ceiling.”
Audrey was shaking her head. “Just because you’re a klutz doesn’t mean you get to be an asshat.”
The only sound in the store was the chiding hum of the cash register. There was something very wrong about that word coming out of those straight-laced lips.
Gil coughed. “I’ll call Olivia and apologize. Meanwhile, Aud, mind if I get back to you on Snoozy’s gift?”
“Not at all, dear.” She headed for the door, then swiveled back to Seth. “Just out of curiosity, what did Ivy give you when you two got married?”
Seth shifted his weight as blood hauled ass into his cheeks. “A, uh, part for my truck. J-jumper cables,” he stuttered, and it was so obviously a lie, Gil hooted and Audrey’s expression graduated from curious to determined.
“It’s personal,” Seth growled.
Audrey nodded. “Uh-huh. Where is your wife now? Is she at home?”
Seth’s eyes went wide. “She won’t tell you.”
The old woman patted her purse. “Never underestimate the power of a summer sausage.”
Gil let loose a strangled laugh while Seth pulled out his phone and started texting.
“Discuss the subject of my wedding gift amongst yourselves, boys,” Audrey said. “And make sure you come up with something good, because this prime piece of meat is looking forward to a whole lot of tenderizing the weekend after next.”
Once the door shut behind her, Gil and Seth groaned in concert.
“If only we could unhear that.” Seth banged his palms against his ears. “Guess I should have listened when you said you weren’t into Olivia.”
“She’s not into me, either. She only agreed to the date as a favor to you.”
Red flashed back into Seth’s cheeks. “Maybe,” he muttered. “Okay. Fine. I’ll stay out of it. But you owe me one. Hubbard Ridge this weekend?”
Gil and his mountain bike both needed the workout, but he couldn’t pull an economic miracle out of his ass if he was sitting on it.
“Sorry, man. I need to be here. Rain check?”
“You’re not getting enough exercise, Coop. Las
t time we rode, you puked. Twice. You’re not careful, you’re gonna lose that manly figure.”
Gil wanted to ask what the hell that mattered, since no one would be seeing him naked, but that sounded too pathetic, even for him.
When he didn’t respond, Seth shrugged. “But Joe’s tomorrow night, right?” He read the answer on Gil’s face and sagged back against the counter. “Are you serious right now? You’re blowing off poker night, too?”
“Duty calls.”
“C’mon, bro. We’re already one man down. Harris didn’t say what he’s got going on, but it must be serious if the old man’s willing to miss meatball night. Can’t your shit wait?”
The truth about Gil’s “shit” was that he couldn’t afford to play because he couldn’t afford to lose. And he always lost. But if he fessed up, Seth would insist on staking him.
“Do me a solid, Walker, and let it go.”
Seth pushed upright. “Maybe that’s what you need to be thinking about doing.”
“Don’t even.”
Seth waved an arm at the paint cans and power tools, croquet sets and fishing rods surrounding them. “You’re killing yourself here. And for what?”
“Like you weren’t putting in eighteen-hour days when you were running the feed store and working at Ivy’s farm at the same time.”
“That was love, jackass. What’s your excuse? We both know you’d rather be anywhere else than here.”
“We both know that’s you, not me.”
Seth jerked his head back. “I don’t have anything against the store. It’s what you’re letting the place do to you, for no reason.”
“No reason?” Gil grabbed a straw broom off the rack behind him. He gave the floor a vicious sweep, enjoying the rattle as roofing nails scattered. He shot Seth a warning glance. “We’re not going there.”
“Apparently we’re not going anywhere.” Seth stalked out of the store, and moments later Castle Creek’s sole real estate agent sauntered in.
Gil clutched the broom tighter, momentarily tempted to brush her right back out again. This was shaping up to be one hell of a day and he hadn’t even knocked over his second cup of coffee yet.
Valerie Flick tossed her jet-black, corkscrew ponytail over her shoulder and glanced out the front window at Seth, who was slamming into his ancient pickup truck.
“Looks like you two might need couple’s counseling,” she said drily. She turned away from the window and scanned the store. With a delighted “Ooh,” she click-clacked over to the display of paperwhite growing kits. “One of these would look great on my desk.” She glanced over her shoulder. “Know what else would look great on my desk? A contract with your signature on it. Changed your mind about selling yet?”
Gil concentrated on long, steady strokes of the broom. “Go away, Val.”
“I came to sweeten the deal.”
“Yeah?” He didn’t look up. “How?”
“I’m trying to show you,” she said, voice edged with impatience.
He raised his head. She was leaning back against the counter, the spread of her elbows pulling her suit jacket open to reveal the lacy, dark pink cups of a barely-there bra. Damn, he hadn’t even realized she wasn’t wearing a shirt under there. She’d kicked off one high heel and was running the ball of her foot up and down the smooth expanse of her other leg.
He couldn’t deny she was a hot-looking woman. Yet his dick didn’t so much as wiggle.
Gil stacked his hands on the end of the broom and averted his gaze. When he didn’t speak, Val rolled one shoulder. “Nothing to say?”
“Only that it’s ridiculous to pretend you’re attracted to someone for the sake of a sale.”
“It’s more about the commission,” she said, and gave the hem of her jacket a yank. “Anyway, give me a break. Cooper’s has been circling the drain for years. Let me have the building. You won’t recognize it when I’m done.”
“Therein lies the problem.”
She huffed hard enough to blow her bangs out of alignment. “At least let me tell you what I have planned for the space.”
“This is not a space. It’s a piece of history, and I wouldn’t sell it to you if you planned to turn it into a free clinic for kids.” He hesitated. “You’re not planning to turn it into a free clinic for kids, are you?”
She laughed, genuinely amused. “In Castle Creek? It would be empty half the time.” She tipped her head. “Kind of like your hardware store.”
Gil propped the broom against the nearest shelf, walked to the door and held it open. “Cooper’s is not for sale.”
Val advanced slowly, trailing a polished fingernail along the length of the counter. When she reached the cash register, she gave it a pat. “That’s not what Ferrell said.”
Gil released the door and strode back inside. “When did you talk to him?”
“Last week. He said he’d reason with you. Help you understand it’s time to negotiate.”
Gil’s laugh was ugly, even to his own ears. “I haven’t had a conversation with my brother in six years and I don’t intend to start now. I suggest you break the habit yourself. He’s gotten all he’s going to get out of this place. Unless you plan to select something from one of these shelves and lay down money for it, you have, too.”
He marched back to the door and shoved it open again. He had to raise his voice above the clatter of the yardsticks he knocked over in the process. “Cooper’s is here to stay. Unlike you, Val.”
She plucked an apple from the basket on the counter and joined him at the door. “You’d better start practicing your social skills, Gilbert. You won’t be able to finance this hideout of yours forever.”
She tossed the apple up in the air, caught it and sidled out the door.
Her laugh drifted back down the sidewalk, and for the first time in a long time, Gil let himself wonder what the hell he’d do if he didn’t have Cooper’s Hardware in his life.
* * *
KERRY SAT IN the corner booth by the restroom, hands wrapped around her second cup of coffee. She should eat, but swallowing coffee presented enough of a challenge, thanks to the regret clogging her throat.
It had been two days since she’d met Parker and her daughter, but the girl’s shocked comment to Kerry’s father lingered like the smell of fish reheated in a microwave.
“You never said anything about a daughter.”
As much as the words stung, they made sense. Harris Briggs didn’t have a daughter. Not really. Not one he deserved. Not someone like Parker Macfarland, who ran a successful business and a loving household and never took advantage of anyone.
And had the respect of others.
Kerry hunched deeper into the roomy, navy knit of her favorite sweater. You have to earn it first, chickie.
Unfortunately, that was proving more difficult than she’d anticipated. She’d applied for admin work at the courthouse, the grocery store, the animal hospital and Castle Creek’s sole real estate office, each time bracing herself for the inevitable questions about her background. She’d never gotten that far. No one was hiring.
Not even here at Cal’s Diner, and the fact that she’d checked testified to the strength of her desperation. She’d sworn after waitressing and tending bar in college for infinitesimal tips that often ended up in the bottom of half-full plastic tumblers that she’d never be a server again.
Famous last words.
She’d have to spread her net wider. Chances were good she could find something in Erie. That would be counterproductive, though. Kerry wanted to stay close. Show her father she was in earnest. Let his friends see she was making amends.
At least, that had been her intention. Now it seemed that if she stayed in town her father would avoid her like...well, like he’d been doing since she’d borrowed money from his girlfriend two y
ears ago.
Prickles of heat swept across her chest. Correction. His ex-girlfriend.
A metallic crash in the kitchen brought her head up. The diner wasn’t busy, probably because it was a weekday morning, and for that she was grateful. Kerry had fielded a few curious glances, though no one but the server had approached her. Once she’d learned there were no openings, she’d ordered a coffee and claimed a table. Now no one paid her any attention at all.
She relaxed her shoulders and let her gaze skim the gray Formica L-shaped counter, the alternating mustard-and ketchup-colored stools, the desserts under glass and the old-fashioned, stainless-steel milkshake machine that any other day would have been too much to resist. Same for the friendly smell of sausage, bacon and pancakes. It all seemed so...cozy. Welcoming.
Homey.
Why had she never visited? For years her father had made Castle Creek his home and not once had Kerry driven up to see him. Could she blame him for not making the trip to see her?
“Kerry?”
She blinked. A middle-aged woman with blond hair and kind eyes hovered near the table, a white takeout bag in one hand and a designer clutch in the other.
“Kerry Endicott, right?” Her smile was tentative, but at least it was a smile.
Here we go. Kerry entwined her fingers in her lap and squeezed. “I really want to say no.”
The other woman chuckled, though the sound held more strain than humor. “You look too much like your father for that to work. Before he lost all his hair, anyway.” She stretched out a hand. “I’m Eugenia Blue.”
Her father’s ex. Kerry nodded. “I recognized your voice.”
Her blush deepened. The one and only time she’d spoken to Eugenia, she’d begged her over the phone for a loan. Kerry released Eugenia’s hand. “Do you have some time? I’d appreciate the chance to talk.” She caught the other woman’s flinch and rushed to add, “About paying you back.”
Eugenia averted her gaze. “I’d like to talk with you, too.”
Kerry exhaled. Progress. She might not look thrilled about it, but at least Eugenia hadn’t followed Harris’s example and refused to speak with her.
