Praise for Secrets of a Shoe Addict
“What happens to three parent chaperones during a student trip makes it hard for their transgressions to stay in Sin City. How they recover, while learning what a good pair of heels can do for your psyche, is entertaining and fun.”
—The Charlotte Observer
“Harbison’s witty, fast-paced follow-up to last year’s Shoe Addicts Anonymous chronicles the foibles of four women brought together by—in this case—not shoes but debt. . . . Zingy and funny.”
—Publishers Weekly
“This is an engaging story filled with humor, angst, and down-to-earth problems that any of us could face. . . . How they solve these problems, how they developed from them, and the conclusion make for great reading.”
—Affaire de Coeur
Praise for Shoe Addicts Anonymous
“Kick off your Keds (unless you’re driving) and meet a motley group of D.C. women who bond over designer shoes. It’s chick lit with heart and sole.”
—People magazine
“I would happily recommend Shoe Addicts Anonymous to anyone who loves shoes . . . or to smart, funny, realistic women.”
—Jennifer Weiner, author of In Her Shoes and The Guy Not Taken
“Readers will root for these four plucky women. Like the designer shoes that pepper its pages, this book is pleasing and stylish. This frothy confection is sure to fly off the shelves this summer.”
—Booklist
“I was hooked from the first page and read it in one sitting—I couldn’t put it down. . . . Shoe Addicts Anonymous was a pleasure from start to finish.”
—Marian Keyes, bestselling author of Anybody Out There?
“Enough heart (and sole) for beach readers and foot fetishists alike!”
—Entertainment Weekly
“Harbison creates vivid, convincing characters and handles them well.”
—Publishers Weekly
“Start to finish—or heel to toe, as the case may be—Shoe Addicts Anonymous is an entertaining read.”
—Memphis Flyer
“I read it addictively (ignored my children, forgot to eat) in one sitting.”
—Valerie Frankel, author of Thin Is the New Happy
Secrets of a
Shoe
Addict
Also by Beth Harbison
Shoe Addicts Anonymous
Secrets of a
Shoe
Addict
Beth Harbison
ST. MARTIN’S GRIFFIN
New York
This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
SECRETS OF A SHOE ADDICT. Copyright © 2008 by Beth Harbison. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. For information, address St. Martin’s Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.
www.stmartins.com
The Library of Congress has catalogued the hardcover edition as follows:
Harbison, Elizabeth M.
Secrets of a shoe addict / Beth Harbison.—1st ed.
p. cm.
ISBN-13: 978-0-312-34826-7
ISBN-10: 0-312-34826-6
1. Female friendship—Fiction. 2. Shoes—Fiction. 3. Chick lit. I. Title.
PS3558.A564S43 2008
813’.54—dc22
2008010612
ISBN-13: 978-0-312-34827-4 (pbk.)
ISBN-10: 0-312-34827-4 (pbk.)
First St. Martin’s Griffin Edition: June 2009
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To the man who is honestly the love of my life,
and the best friend and husband a girl could have,
John Harbison.
And to my children, Paige and Jack Harbison,
who make me so proud.
Acknowledgments
I’m lucky to have so many friends who fill my life with fun and made the writing of this book so much more fun: Steffi and Harry Alexander, Connie Atkins, Janie Aylor, Jim Aylor, Sherry Bindeman, Dana Carmel, Andy and Sue Conversano, Mimi Elias, Connie and Rusty Gernhofer, Scott Hicks, Elaine McShulskis, Amy Sears, Jacquelyn Taylor, and Steve Troha.
Particular acknowledgment is due Donnie Sears, whose stories never fail to amuse . . . since they didn’t actually happen to me.
And to Greg Cunliffe, who is always here even though he’s gone. Greg, I wish you could tell the Mrs. Gelsinon Story just one more time.
Huge thanks to Jennifer Rae Heffernan, from the Bowling Green Book Club in Ohio, for reading the manuscript so I could correct mistakes before the rest of the world saw them.
Finally, thanks to the brains of this operation: Jen Enderlin, Annelise Robey, and Meg Ruley.
Secrets of a
Shoe
Addict
Chapter
1
Loreen Murphy hadn’t meant to hire a male prostitute in Las Vegas. It was all just a big, stupid, expensive misunderstanding.
The night had started out pretty normal. There was no visibly strange alignment of stars, no static electricity in the air, nothing to warn anyone that things were about to turn so weird.
She, along with other parents—mostly mothers—of the Tuckerman Elementary School band members from Travilah, Maryland, was in Las Vegas, where the kids were competing in a National Battle of the School Bands. Loreen, as the PTA treasurer, had been instrumental in working out a deal with the airline and several Las Vegas hotels so that parents and siblings could attend the contest.
And everything had gone fine, right up until they tucked in the little third place–winning musicians and handed their trust over to a hotel babysitter who looked a little like Joan Crawford but was able to produce identification to prove she was employed by the hotel.
So, confident that their kids would be fine, Loreen and her fellow PTA officers—Abbey Walsh (vice president of the PTA and wife of the local Methodist minister) and Tiffany Dreyer (president of the PTA)—went down to the casino and spent a little time playing the nickel slots and sipping free margaritas from the hotel bar.
For Loreen, life began to veer off course with the idea of taking a break after an hour of slot machines and free drinks to get up and move around so she didn’t get slot machine elbow or whatever you’d call a repetitive-motion injury from playing the one-armed bandit for too long.
Besides, she’d allocated twenty-five dollars to gambling, and according to the slip the high-tech machine had just spit out at her, she had only ten dollars left. When that money was gone, she’d decided, the evening was over for her.
“Are you sure you don’t want to come look around with me?” she asked Tiffany, Loreen’s friend since both their kids had eaten a container of paste in Mrs. Kelpy’s first-grade classroom and thrown it up in the cafeteria line half an hour later.
“No way.” Tiffany kept her baby blues fastened on the machine in front of her. “I’ve invested almost two hours in this machine. It’s going to hit the jackpot. I can just feel it.”
“This is how gambling addiction starts, you know.”
Tiffany nodded and lifted her drink to the one Loreen was taking with her to the bar. “I think alcoholism starts this way, too.”
“Touché.”
Loreen made her way through the crowd—hundreds of people she’d never know. The feeling of freedom was exhilarating. Jacob was safely with the sitter upstairs, and Loreen, who was a month away from her final divorce decree, was a “bachelorette on the loose” for the first time in eleven years.
Robert, her soon-to-be ex, thought she was a control freak who focused too much on her child and not enough on her life. Well, she was going to change that tonight.
The lobby of the Gilded Palace was crowded with people, marble columns, and large potted palm trees. There was Muzak playing through some distant speakers, adding just enough vague ambience to make it feel like this was someone else’s life and she was free to do whatever she pleased with it.
That’s when the trouble started.
When Rod—that turned out to be his name, or at least the name he gave—first sat down and started talking to her, her first thought was that it must be on a dare from one of his drunk friends, who were undoubtedly hiding behind one of the gold Corinthian columns or enormous potted palms somewhere.
But if he had drunk friends with him, they were hiding for a really long time. And besides, Loreen wasn’t unattractive enough to make a dare like that funny to a bunch of assholes. She was just . . . she looked like a mom.
Not a MILF, just a mom.
Her dark hair had lost some of the luster of youth and was cut in a sort of hopelessly plain brown variation of Prince Valiant. No matter where she went to get it styled, and no matter what pictures she took with her, she always seemed to leave with the same schlumpy mom look.
And the stylists’ advice that “You have a different face. I can’t make you look like TV actress X, movie star Y, fill-in-the-blank, but this is the same basic haircut. . . .”
In other words, You’re never gonna be that hot, honey. Give it up.
It was true, too. Loreen was also suffering a little from post-childbirth spread. Nine years post-childbirth. Her butt was considerably wider than it had been the last time she’d been single. Her high-waisted jeans kept everything sucked in pretty well—someone trying to identify her across the room wouldn’t call her “that fat woman over there”—but she wasn’t exactly what you’d call buff either. And there was a telltale balloon of flesh below the waistband that she just couldn’t seem to get rid of. At least not without a steady diet of carrots, celery, and Pilates.
But Rod looked at her as if she had just stepped off the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
Upon reflection, that in itself probably should have made her more suspicious.
“Margarita, huh?” He nodded at her glass and smiled. The way his mouth curved, showing white-white teeth, made him look like a real-life movie star. “Pretty lady like you deserves something more special than that.”
It was such a lame line and she knew it, but she got a kick out of it anyway. “Well—” She swallowed a burp and hoped he didn’t notice. “—they put a Grand Marnier floater on top.”
“Ah. So it’s got a touch of class, like you.” He smiled again. “I’m Rod, by the way.”
“Loreen Murphy.” Not only was it nuts to give her last name to a total stranger, but she held out her hand like a total dork. “Nice to meet you.”
He lifted her hand to his lips and kissed the back of it, keeping eye contact all along, just like Leonardo DiCaprio did with Kate Winslet in Titanic. “Where are you from, Loreen?”
“Is it that obvious I’m not from here?”
He laughed. “You look way too happy to be from here.”
“I’m from Maryland.”
“And what do you do in Maryland?”
“I’m a Realtor.” And a PTA treasurer, and a mom, and a soon-to-be ex-wife, and a whole lot of other easy-to-pigeonhole labels.
He looked impressed. “Keep your own hours and cream the top off every deal made. Good gig.”
She shrugged. “It’s feast or famine.”
“What about tonight? Is it feast or famine tonight?”
“Feast.” She smiled. It really was. This letting-go stuff was pretty good. Maybe Robert had been right. A little bit, anyway. “Tonight, it’s all feast.”
Rod chuckled charmingly and gave an approving nod. “Are you looking for company tonight, Loreen?”
For a crazy moment she was ten years younger, one impending divorce lighter, and free to be a flirt. It felt awesome. She took another sip of her drink. “Well, I don’t know. Are you offering?”
“As a matter of fact, Loreen, yes. I am.”
She could not believe this gorgeous hunk of man was coming on to her! This never happened at home!
Take that, Robert.
Just last week Jacob had told Loreen that Robert had a girlfriend who came over for dinner.
So, with that little piece of icky news in mind, what the hell? Rod was a gift from God as far as she was concerned. As for why he would be interested in her—well, why not? No, she wasn’t a supermodel, but she wasn’t a dog either. In her day, plenty of guys had come on to her. It hadn’t happened for a while now, but maybe this was the first time she’d been relaxed enough—and anonymous enough—to put out an available vibe.
“Sounds good to me,” she said with a laugh. Females all around them were looking on with clear envy, and Loreen liked it. “So you can tell all these other women you are taken.”
A nod. “Consider it done.”
She’d worried he wouldn’t get the joke and would think she was seriously jealous already, so she was glad for his response. “Well, I’m honored.”
Robert had moved on. So would she.
Even if it was for only a few minutes.
“The honor is mine.” Rod lifted a perfect brow over one pale blue eye. Actually, his brows were so perfect that she concluded he had to wax them, which was a little troubling. But then again, one look at his whip of a smile and it didn’t matter anymore. “Do you like champagne, Loreen?”
“Depends what you mean by champagne. I’ve never had the good stuff.” It was true. Her experience was limited to the sort that tasted like melted Popsicles and could be used to sweeten coffee. But tonight she’d had enough tequila to lubricate her confidence and fuel her awkward flirting. “Does it come with the deal, Mr. Rod?”
“Of course, if you like. The menu is always à la carte.” He signaled the bartender with one breezy motion and said to him, “Piper.” Then he turned back to Loreen. “So you’re a fine champagne virgin. And I get to break you in.”
She smiled. In fact, she damn near trilled. “Be gentle with me.”
“Whatever you like.” He smiled, and the bartender set two tall phallic flutes on the bar and poured bubbling gold liquid in.
“Thank you, Piper,” Loreen said to him.
Rod chuckled again. “You”—he clinked his glass to hers—“are adorable.”
“So are you!” she gushed, a little too enthusiastically. Then, in a misplaced effort to regain the cool dignity she was going for, she said, “For someone so young, I mean.” Oh, that was dumb. Really clumsy. And it didn’t seem like she was going to be able to stop herself anytime soon. “How old are you anyway?”
He looked at her very seriously. “About the same age as you, I’d guess. I’m twenty-four.”
“Smooth, Rod. That was really smooth.”
He looked at her guilelessly. “What do you mean?”
“I’m not twenty-four,” she said, downing the rest of her champagne. “And you know it.”
“Twenty-three?” he guessed, then furrowed his brow in mock consternation. “Younger? Tell me I didn’t just buy a drink for an underage Lolita.”
“You’re good. You’re really good.” Loreen smiled and took a sip of the champagne. It was sort of blah as wine went. Like unsweetened ginger ale. But, hey, if this was the drink for celebrations, she’d go for it, because this was a celebration. “This is great.”
He gave a nod and looked deeply into her eyes. “So what are we going to do next? Or should I ask when?”
It would have been the perfect opportunity to say something sophisticated and witty, but apparently Myrna Loy wasn’t available for channeling right then. “I—I’m . . . not sure.”
“Obviously we could use some privacy.”
Mmmm. His voice could melt butter.
As a matter of fact, his voice—or maybe his long-lashed baby blues or perhaps that shiny mop of dark hair that her fingers were just itching to run through—was melting something deep in
Loreen’s long-chilly nether regions.
And he wanted to be alone with her!
This was a night she’d never forget.
“Privacy would be nice,” she said, then giggled as the champagne bubbles actually tickled her nose, just like all the bimbos in old movies said it did.
“I have a room upstairs unless . . . you’d prefer your room?”
She pictured meeting the babysitter and all the kids at the door and laughed. “Let’s go to your room.”
“Of course.” He held a hand out and helped her off her stool. “Send the bottle up, please,” he said to the bartender.
“You and Piper seem to know each other.”
He looked puzzled for a second, then smiled. “There you go again. Yeah, Roger and I have worked here for a long time.”
“Ah.” She hadn’t realized Rod worked there, but she’d already said so many dumb things that she didn’t want to add to it by asking what he did, just in case it was somehow obvious. “How long have you worked here?”
“The hotel or the town?”
“Um . . . I . . .”She didn’t really care either way. “The hotel.”
“Oh, about a year and a half now.”
Only a twenty-four-year-old could think that was a long time. “You like it?”
“It allows me to meet beautiful women like you. How could I not love it?”
She could have gotten stuck on that plural—beautiful women—but since this wasn’t a real relationship in any sense of the word, she let it slide and just took the compliment. “You’re quite the flatterer.”
“No, I mean it.” He stopped her and looked her in the eye. “Sincerely.”
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