by Ali Brandon
Praise for the Black Cat Bookshop Mysteries
Words with Fiends
“Brandon again creates a lively whodunit . . . An endearing entry in a sturdy series, Words with Fiends should find many friends.”
—Richmond Times-Dispatch
“[A] finely tuned whodunit that quickly became a page-turner . . . nonstop action . . . great cast. This is one of the best books yet in this delightfully engaging series.”
—Dru’s Books Musings
“A really fun part of this book is that during Darla’s spare time she plays the popular word game Words with Friends . . . The role that the online game plays in the mystery . . . is extremely clever . . . This is a sensational cozy mystery series that just gets better and better.”
—Melissa’s Mochas, Mysteries, & Meows
A Novel Way to Die
“Our favorite sleuthing cat is back . . . This series really does have it all: [a] bookstore, cats, likable, relatable characters, and a strong mystery.”
—Cozy Mystery Book Reviews
“The story line keeps you guessing and there’s even some romance thrown into the mix. The words flow from page to page with ease and make for a delightful way to spend an afternoon. This book is fun, fun, fun! Ali Brandon is a great voice in the cozy mystery world!”
—Socrates’ Book Reviews
“Fun to read . . . The mystery was very good and the cat really added some interest to the story.”
—Fresh Fiction
“Cat fanciers will love the role Hamlet plays in the investigation and his strong personality; others will enjoy Darla’s investigation as she learns more about her new environ.”
—The Mystery Reader
Double Booked for Death
“A fun mystery that kept me guessing to the end!”
—Rebecca M. Hale, New York Times bestselling author of How to Paint a Cat
“Clever . . . Bibliophiles, ailurophiles, and mystery fans will enjoy Double Booked for Death.”
—Richmond Times-Dispatch
“A charming, cozy read, especially if cats are your cup of tea. Make sure the new Black Cat Bookshop series is on your bookshelf.”
—Elaine Viets, national bestselling author of Catnapped!
“Hamlet is a winner, and so is his owner. The literary references in this endearing debut will make readers smile, and the ensemble characters hold promise for fun titles to come.”
—Library Journal
“An engaging new series . . . Definitely the start of something great.”
—Sandra Balzo, award-winning author of the Main Street Mysteries
“[An] outstanding debut to a very promising new series . . . The characters are interesting and smart, the mystery is clever and provides clues the reader will notice but [doesn’t] let the cat out of the bag prematurely . . . I had such fun reading about Darla and her cohorts, and found Hamlet’s antics made me smile . . . If you enjoy a cozy mystery, a clever cat, a bookstore setting, and smart, realistic characters, you are sure to enjoy Double Booked for Death.”
—MyShelf.com
“This first entry in the Black Cat Bookshop Mystery series is a harbinger of good books to follow . . . In case you are wondering, Hamlet fulfills his role as sleuth by knocking down books containing hints about the killer’s identity. [Brandon] does a fine job with the plot and execution here—and even incorporates an element of romance as she introduces a potential love interest in the form of a hunky cop . . . who will undoubtedly be making an encore appearance in the next Black Cat Bookshop Mystery.”
—Mystery Scene
“Those who like clever animals but draw the line at talking cats will feel right at home.”
—Publishers Weekly
“The first Black Cat Bookshop Mystery is an entertaining whodunit starring a brilliant feline (who does not speak in human tongues), a beleaguered new store owner, and an ex-cop. The story line is fast-paced as Hamlet uncovers the clues that the two females working the case follow up on . . . Fans will enjoy.”
—The Mystery Gazette
Berkley Prime Crime titles by Ali Brandon
DOUBLE BOOKED FOR DEATH
A NOVEL WAY TO DIE
WORDS WITH FIENDS
LITERALLY MURDER
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PUBLISHING HISTORY
Berkley Prime Crime mass-market edition / October 2014
Cover art by Ross Jones.
Interior text design by Kristin del Rosario.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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This book is dedicated to the memory of my mother, Helen Janet Ponewczynski Smart, one of the most brilliant and talented women I have ever known. I feel privileged every single day to be her daughter.
Love you and miss you, Mom.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Special thanks to the dedicated folks of rescue, whose tireless and often unsung efforts change the lives of so many lost and discarded pets. And a big nod of appreciation to my friend Al Hallonquist, who graciously answers my random midnight emails about police procedure and is merely the suggestion for my character of the same name. Any law enforcement errors, omissions, or glaring bloopers are mine alone!
And paws up to the fine folks of Fort Lauderdale, whose city I have borrowed for this latest outing with Darla and Hamlet. The keen South Florida reader might notice that I’ve taken a few liberties with building names and locations. Be assured it is strictly for story purposes—you’ll find everything in order again after you finish the book.
CONTENTS
Praise for the Black Cat Bookshop Mysteries
Berkley Prime Crime titles by Ali Brandon
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Acknowledgments
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX
> CHAPTER SEVEN
CHAPTER EIGHT
CHAPTER NINE
CHAPTER TEN
CHAPTER ELEVEN
CHAPTER TWELVE
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
CHAPTER NINETEEN
CHAPTER TWENTY
ONE
DARLA PETTISTONE FROWNED AS SHE PAGED THROUGH THE sheaf of blueprints spread atop the table in her bookstore’s upper floor lounge. Seeing the shop’s planned coffee bar neatly laid out on paper was one thing. Being confident that the design would translate into satisfactory reality was another.
“I’m still not sure, Cecil,” she told the beefy construction superintendent seated across the table from her. “Maybe we should change the angle of the main seating area. Oh, and are you sure we should put the sinks right there?”
Cecil heaved a patient sigh redolent of the sausage breakfast sandwich he had been eating when he’d arrived thirty minutes earlier. His bald, black head gleamed with sweat despite the fact that it was late February in Brooklyn and the temperature outside was hovering in the teens. He swiped said shiny dome with a yellow bandana and then crossed bulky, sweatered arms over his ample gut.
“Here’s the deal, Ms. Pettistone. You want to turn your kitchenette into a nice little coffee bar for your store like you asked for, this is it,” he said, and stabbed a stubby finger at the blueprints. “You want the Taj Mahal, I’ll build that instead. But if you want us to get started this weekend, you gotta sign off on the design now. Otherwise, it might be another couple of months before Mr. Putin has a break in his schedule to fit your job in.”
“But that’s part of the problem,” Darla explained with another worried look at the drawings. “I’m leaving tomorrow morning for Fort Lauderdale. I’m going to be in Florida for more than a week, so I won’t be here to keep an eye on things.”
“True,” came a voice from behind her, “But remember, I will be.”
The speaker was Darla’s store manager, Professor James T. James. The unflappable retired university instructor had run Pettistone’s Fine Books for more than a dozen years, well before Darla had inherited the business the previous spring from her late great-aunt, Dee Pettistone. In addition to his managerial duties, James was an expert on rare and collectible books, which in the past couple of years had become a major revenue source for Pettistone’s. The new coffee bar that Darla was commissioning would, she hoped, be yet another cash stream. Given the current unsettled business climate facing independent bookstores, serving specialty brews would be another way to draw in customers—and, with luck, keep them in the store long enough to encourage a book purchase along with their lattes.
“The timing actually is rather fortunate, if you think about it,” James went on in the same sonorous tones that, back in his teaching days, likely had held the attention of even the most lackluster student. “Not only did Mr. Putin assure us that will the job be finished in under two weeks—quite an amazing feat in itself—but the bulk of the construction will take place while Hamlet is safely with you at the cat show.”
Darla shot a fond look at Hamlet, the bookstore’s oversized feline mascot, who was snoozing on the arm of a nearby love seat like a small black panther lounging on a tree branch. She had inherited Hamlet along with the bookstore, and their initial relationship had been rocky, to say the least. Darla had never been much of a cat person, but then Hamlet wasn’t the kind of bookstore feline that curled up in cute wicker baskets and purred nicely for customers.
Rather, he ran the place with an iron paw, stalking up and down the aisles like a furry potentate when he wasn’t sprawled on a shelf somewhere. Darla’s regular customers all knew their place in the Hamlet hierarchy and did not dare pet him or call “kitty, kitty” without his lordship’s express permission. More than one innocent transgressor had found himself unceremoniously chased to the front door for violating those rules, to the point where Darla finally had posted a not-so-tongue-in-cheek sign reading, “Beware of Cat.”
In fact, Darla often wondered just who was in charge at Pettistone’s, her or Hamlet.
But in the year since Darla had owned the bookstore, the two of them had developed a bond. Not that she’d yet made Hamlet’s BFF list, Darla told herself in amusement—James and her teenage goth salesclerk, Robert Gilmore, likely ranked above her—but she and Hamlet now coexisted in a mutually respectful manner that, given the fact Darla had never considered herself a “crazy cat lady,” was good enough for her.
And James had a point about the advantages of her and Hamlet being gone during the construction, she realized. Hamlet was used to having free rein of the three-story brownstone that housed Pettistone’s Fine Books in its first two floors and Darla’s apartment on the third. (This didn’t count the garden apartment below rented by Darla’s best friend, Jacqueline “Jake” Martelli.) Hamlet was a moody enough feline on good days. Chances were that construction in the bookstore would send the finicky cat into a major snit that could last for weeks.
“You’re right, James,” Darla agreed with a determined toss of her red braid. Then she turned to the superintendent again. “It’s settled. We might as well do this now, while Hamlet is busy being guest of honor down in Florida.”
Cecil flashed crooked teeth in an approving smile as he plucked a pen from the pocket of his flannel shirt and handed it to her. “Good decision, Ms. Pettistone. We’ll get the job knocked out in no time. You and your little kitty will come back to a fancy new store, and everyone will be happy.”
At those last words, the “little kitty” in question slit open one emerald green eye and shot a baleful look in Cecil’s direction. Darla paused in midsignature and gave Hamlet a warning look of her own. Cecil had not yet had the dubious pleasure of meeting the store mascot up close and personal. Last thing she needed was for Hamlet to take offense at the man’s innocent words and give him feline what-for, putting the kibosh on the project before it even began!
Fortunately for the future coffee bar, the finicky cat had apparently decided to let the superintendent’s lapse slide. After briefly flexing one oversized paw to display a formidable set of claws—just for effect—Hamlet shut his eye again and went back to his nap. Darla allowed herself a relieved smile at the reprieve. She finished signing the documents and wrote out the requisite deposit check to Putin Construction.
Darla had hesitated to use the company at first, given Alex Putin’s reputation in the neighborhood as the “czar-father” of construction with rumored ties to the Russian mob. But her NYPD detective friend, Reese, had assured her that the man was a legitimate business owner with no criminal record beyond the usual parking violations. Jake also had given Putin the thumbs-up, as she’d done a little PI work for him (and gotten a bit too chummy with the man, in Darla’s opinion). Since his online reviews for his construction work were uniformly positive, Darla had decided to give his company a shot.
As Darla and James escorted Cecil downstairs, Darla said, “You saw the alley and courtyard behind the building. If you can bring in all your materials that way, that would be great. But just in case you need to use the front door, too, we can move the bookshelves out of the way so you have a clear path either way to the stairs.”
“That’ll work fine, ma’am.”
While Cecil pulled on a bright blue down coat big enough to fit her and James both, Darla pointed out the projected pathway. Once the maze of bookshelves filling the store was realigned (Great-Aunt Dee had cleverly had casters added to each shelf unit), it would be a straight shot from the front door, past the stairway to the room beyond, and then to the back door. In fact, the brownstone’s layout reminded Darla of what back home in Texas they called a shotgun shack. Not that the elegant Federal-style building which housed the bookstore resemb
led anything shacklike.
The shop’s main room—originally the brownstone’s parlor—opened into what previously had been the dining room. Other than replacing the connecting doorways with open arches, Great-Aunt Dee had basically left the parlor intact, meaning that a majority of the original, ornately carved wooden built-ins remained. Now those built-ins served as additional bookshelves as well as display space for old crockery and bric-a-brac. The parlor had undergone a slightly greater revamping, with much of its original mahogany wainscoting repurposed to build a narrow, U-shaped counter near the store’s front window, where the register was located. Overall, the bones of the old brownstone were clearly visible, unlike with other similar buildings that had been totally gutted and modernized.
“Don’t worry, Ms. Pettistone,” Cecil assured her again, tugging a crimson knit cap over his bald pate and sticking out a calloused hand to shake. “We’ll get you taken care of just fine.”
Refusing to hear anything ominous in that promise, Darla shook, smiled, and saw him out. She hurriedly shut the door after him, but not before an insidious blast of frigid air whipped its way in.
Florida can’t come too soon, Darla thought with a shiver as she straightened the “Sale” sign that the wind gust had blown away from the nearby display of cookbooks. Given the fact that she’d lived in Dallas for most of her thirtysomething years, she was not yet acclimated to the frigid weather in New York.
Then she heaved a sigh. “Well, it’s done. In another couple of weeks, Pettistone’s will be entering a new era. Books con coffee . . . you know, like café con leche,” she explained when James raised a gray brow. “I wonder what Great-Aunt Dee would have thought about this.”
“Dee was quite the businesswoman, so I am sure she would have approved,” the man assured her, adding, “And may I again thank you for not asking me to take on barista duties? Much as I enjoy a nice latte, I would not relish serving them all day . . . particularly if I would be expected to draw—ahem—cartoons in the foam.”
