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by Sarah Caudwell


  “I imagine,” said Selena, thoughtfully sipping her brandy, “that Mr. Tancred is another person whom Rupert might be anxious to keep on good terms with. Tancred’s may be a rather dozy sort of firm, but they’re very respectable. If I were engaged in dubious business ventures, I believe I might find it quite convenient to be able to say they were acting for me.”

  “I’m surprised,” said Timothy, “if Rupert’s activities are as dubious as you seem to think, that Tancred does go on acting for him.”

  “I suppose,” said Selena, “that if he refused to act for Rupert he’d risk losing the Remington-Fiske business altogether. He would be more inclined, I dare say, to give the benefit of the doubt to Camilla’s father than to many other clients.”

  The presence of the solicitor at Rupert’s luncheon party could easily be attributed, it seemed to me, to no sordid motive on either side, but to a sociable desire on Rupert’s part to dilute the preponderance of femininity. Even with Tancred there, the men would have been outnumbered by five to four.

  “No,” said Cantrip, looking up briefly from his steak, “it was an even number. Sorry, I forgot—Dorothea brought her husband. Her second husband, I mean, the Greek one. Constantine whatsisname. He’s a professor of something at Athens University, and this bird on the Scuttle says he writes poetry.”

  I happened at this moment to be raising my coffee cup to my lips: I returned it carefully to its saucer, not trusting my hand, at such a moment, to retain its steadiness. “Cantrip,” I said, “you don’t mean that Dorothea’s husband is Constantine Demetriou the poet?”

  “I don’t know,” said Cantrip. “That’s his name, and this bird says he writes poetry. Is it something to get steamed up about?”

  The mention in connection with the case of a name so distinguished, so deservedly honored throughout the civilized world no less for political fortitude than for literary achievement, was, as my readers may easily imagine, a complete astonishment to me. I had known, of course, that Demetriou had spent the years of his exile in England—indeed, I had several colleagues who were friends of his from that time: I had even been vaguely aware, perhaps, that he had an English wife; but the notion of his being Dorothea’s husband had not crossed my mind for a moment. His full name had been mentioned, I dare say, in her affidavit; but it is a common one in Greece, and there had been no roll of drums or blare of trumpets to mark the greatness of the man referred to.

  “Really, Cantrip,” I said, “I should have supposed that even in Cambridge—”

  Yet even those who did not share Cantrip’s educational disadvantages were but dimly aware, it seemed, of Demetriou’s eminence: Julia had seen his name in an Anthology of Modern Greek Verse, purchased to improve her acquaintance with that language; Ragwort, well-informed from his earliest years on the affairs of the world, remembered that the poet’s outspokenness had obliged him to leave Greece precipitately during the regime of the Colonels; Selena had heard him spoken of with admiration by my young colleague Sebastian Verity, the customary companion of her idler moments—I would have expected no less of so ardent a Hellenist; Timothy shook his head apologetically.

  O tempora, O mores.

  “Very well,” I said at last, perceiving how useless were farther reproaches, “on the day of Deirdre’s death, ten people had gathered in Rupert’s flat to take lunch together and afterwards to watch the Boat Race. They happened to include one of the greatest European poets of the twentieth century, of whom none of you, apparently, has ever heard. Very well. Were you able, my dear Cantrip, to gather from your interesting friend any further details of what occurred?”

  “They all had lunch on the roof,” said Cantrip, his powers of communication still a little restricted by steak and mushrooms. “Then they sort of drifted down to the drawing-room to watch the start of the race on television. Deirdre was the last one left up there. But Dorothea went up to get some glasses or something, and stayed and chatted for a bit. Then she came back to the drawing-room, and a bit after that there was all this hullabaloo beside the towpath. They didn’t know at first it was anything to do with Deirdre—they thought it was just people getting stirred up about the race. But it wasn’t. That’s all there is to it, really.”

  “The question appears to be, then,” I said, “whether any of the party could have returned to the roof unobserved in the interval between Dorothea’s descent to the drawing-room and Deirdre’s more precipitate departure. Is there anything to indicate how long that might have been?”

  “The Fairfax twins were on the drawing-room balcony, and they say Dorothea came back just after they’d got their first sight of the boats. And the witnesses on the towpath are pretty definite about Deirdre having fallen just as the boats were going under Barnes Bridge. So it depends how far you can see down river from Rupert’s drawing-room balcony.”

  “I’m not sure,” said Selena, gazing thoughtfully into her brandy glass. “It was fairly dark when Julia and I were there. There’s a bend in the river, isn’t there, at Chiswick Steps? I don’t think one could see further than that. Does anyone know how long it would take for the boats to cover the distance between Chiswick Steps and Barnes Bridge?” She looked hopefully at Cantrip, who can generally be counted on to be well-informed on matters of a sporting nature.

  “The record’s 3 minutes 43 seconds for that stretch,” said Cantrip. “That was your lot in 1953—cheating, I expect. This year’s time must have been a bit longer—say 4 minutes, at the outside.” He devoured his last fried potato as ravenously as he had the first and looked sadly at his plate.

  “It isn’t very long,” I said.

  “We are led to believe,” said Julia, “that it is a sufficient time to enable us to make all necessary preparation in the event of a nuclear attack. It must surely be ample, therefore, for a straightforward little murder?”

  I perceived that Julia was not readily to be dissuaded from her opinion. I myself, though I did not share it, felt a certain uneasiness: the question of the height of the parapet… it seemed an absurdly obvious point for the police to have overlooked.

  “They didn’t,” said Cantrip. He sat back in his chair with his hands clasped behind his head and his elbows pointing upwards, like, sharp strenuous wings.

  I raised an eyebrow.

  “The highly-trained staff of the Scuttle,” said Cantrip, “i.e. this bird, did a spot of tireless in-depth investigation, i.e. bought a pint for one of the local fuzz. What the fuzz think is she chucked herself off on purpose. They worked out it couldn’t be an accident, because of the wall being too high, so she must have meant to do it. But they didn’t see any joy in saying that at the inquest—needless distress and all that to the rest of the family, and no good to Deirdre.”

  “A reasonable view,” said Selena.

  “This bird thinks there’s more to it than that. The way she sees it, it’s all due to money and influence. Money and influence being what the Remington-Fiske crowd have got bucketfuls of—you know, probably all went to school with the Home Secretary’s grandmother. So someone tipped the wink they weren’t to be embarrassed by anyone suggesting Deirdre did it on purpose. Well, that’s what this bird thinks. She was at the L.S.E.,” he added, as if in explanation.

  “An opinion,” I said, “may be held by a graduate of the London School of Economics and nonetheless be true.”

  “Anyway,” continued Cantrip, not looking convinced, “the fuzz didn’t say anything at the inquest about the wall round the roof being too high to fall off. And the Coroner didn’t ask. And all the family said how bright and breezy Deirdre had been that afternoon, which this bird says is what you’d expect them to say. So the verdict was misadventure and everything was tickety-boo. But what the fuzz really think is that Deirdre did it on purpose.”

  Physically, no doubt, it was entirely possible: a girl five foot two in height does not lean over a parapet of five foot four; but if resolved to throw herself over, she may easily scramble on to it. As to her reasons—well, she did no
t seem to have been of a notably light-hearted disposition: comparing her own position with Camilla’s, it would not be surprising if she were discontented; and the young take desperate remedies for discontent. The police, with great experience in such matters, believed that she had done so: could we not with good conscience accept that they were right?

  “No,” said Julia, “no, I don’t think we can. The police don’t know about the letter. Whatever suicidal inclinations she might have had at any other time, we know she didn’t intend to die on the Saturday of the Boat Race; she intended to come and have dinner here at Guido’s and tell me about some discovery she’d made. Something she thought was interesting.”

  “No doubt when she wrote to you that was her intention. Suicide, however, is a matter of impulse: a degree of despair may be reached, my dear Julia, at which the prospect of having dinner with you in the evening is an insufficient inducement to survive the afternoon.”

  It was in vain, however, that I sought to reason with her. Julia has moments of unforeseeable stubbornness: encouraged by more than her fair share of Frascati, she now showed a disposition to begin talking about Sir Thomas More again.

  I inquired, with resignation, what arrangements could be made for me to meet further with the descendants of Sir James Remington-Fiske.

  CHAPTER 6

  Victoria—ah, Victoria, starting-point of all true journeys, all southward voyages of pleasure or exploration, all escapes, all elopements, all flights from financial and emotional creditors. At the thought of her infinite possibilities what pulse could fail to beat faster?

  “My dear Hilary,” said Ragwort, “we are only going into Sussex.”

  “You fail,” I answered, “to discourage me. It is a charming county for a visit.”

  Under the grimy sunlight which filters through her vaults of corrugated glass there prevails an atmosphere of almost Continental exuberance—the bars and station cafes strive gallantly for a Parisian look, and it is possible, even on a Sunday morning, to purchase not only a newspaper but also a coffee and croissant: waiting for a train to take us to Godmansworth, Ragwort and I availed ourselves of this circumstance.

  Godmansworth College, possibly known to my readers as a public school of sound if unflamboyant reputation, had the privilege at that time of including among its pupils Leonidas Demetriou and among its teaching staff, as junior classics master, a boyhood friend of Ragwort’s—a young man by the name of Peter Hayward. A telephone call on the previous day had conveyed to Ragwort’s friend my own passionate desire to visit the celebrated pleasure gardens, laid out in the eighteenth century by William Kent, which were not, however, open to the general public at any time convenient to me. The young schoolmaster had issued with a good grace the invitation which, had he wished to, he could scarcely have withheld. Ragwort had further mentioned, splendidly en passant, his brief professional acquaintance with Leonidas; the possibility, as Ragwort supposed it to be, that the boy might be going up to Oxford in the following year; the thought that it might be pleasant for him, in that event, if he already had one or two friends there; and that if Peter cared, therefore, to invite him to join us for lunch…

  “I didn’t speak,” said Ragwort, as our train clattered happily through the green countryside, “of your influence with the Admissions Board. I thought it would be wrong, since so far as I know you don’t have any. If Peter, however, should somehow have gained the impression that you do, it would be unkind to disabuse him.”

  “He surely cannot imagine,” I said, a little shocked, “that the prospects of Leonidas securing admission to Oxford could be affected by any personal partiality which might be entertained by a senior member of the University?”

  “He may,” said Ragwort, “have some such notion… no doubt it is quite misconceived.”

  “My dear Ragwort,” I said with some severity, “certainly it is. Admission nowadays is based entirely on merit. The boy is the son of one of the greatest poets of our time: at Oxford, whatever may happen elsewhere, I hope that will always be accounted sufficient merit to secure entry, without resort to influence or patronage.”

  The village of Godmansworth, a cluster of red brick houses enfolded in the gentle Sussex hills, lay becalmed in the drowsiness of a warm summer Sunday. The cobbled High Street, deserted by all save a sleeping tabby cat, became after fifty yards or so no more than a country road: in the fields on our left browsed a few indolent cattle; on our right lay woodlands, unruffled by any breath of wind; all was rustic tranquillity. There was nothing to prepare us for any scene of violence or alarm.

  We turned, about a mile from the village, down an avenue of chestnut trees, at the far end of which could be seen the facade of the great eighteenth-century mansion which is now Godmansworth College. There was no sound to be heard but the distant humming of bees, the warble of a wood pigeon, and, as we drew nearer, the high clear voices of boys singing in the chapel. The avenue divided; and we followed a path which led us round the western wing of the house, away from the sound of the singing. The terrace on the west looks out across the former deer park: we paused there to admire the distant prospect of the lake, an agreeable vista charmingly interrupted by a coppice of oak trees.

  A figure emerged suddenly from the coppice, running with the swiftness of panic, yet with such graceful lightness that I could scarcely believe it was any girl of flesh and blood who fled so desperately through the long grass, her fair hair streaming wildly, her thin white dress savagely dishevelled, but rather that the dryad inhabitant of the oak trees was in flight from some gross and violent intrusion. The youth who a moment later appeared in enraged pursuit was well suited to the role of satyr: a heavy, hairy, hulking sort of boy, with a look, even at a distance, of loutish brutality. The fugitive seemed at first to be gaining ground; but stumbled; was overtaken and seized; and cowered pitifully from the instantly threatened blow.

  It had not, I confess, occurred to me—so rapidly and unexpectedly had these events taken place—that any practical assistance ought to be offered to the victim. Ragwort, however, murmuring “Quite disgraceful” in the severest tone, had begun to remove his light-weight sports jacket.

  “My dear Ragwort,” I said, “do you really think…?”

  But it would take more than any such mild remonstrance to deter Ragwort from what he conceived to be his duty. He threw down the jacket, and set off at great speed towards the scene of action. Pausing to retrieve the garment so impetuously discarded, I followed him at a more leisurely pace.

  The dryad was not enduring her wrongs in silence. I could not distinguish the words in which she reproached or pleaded with her assailant; but they were uttered with an astonishing fluency, and in a rhythm curiously familiar to me, which for several seconds I sought in vain to identify. Continuing to struggle, she again managed to break free and once more, though with her head still turned to continue her tirade, began to run away from the coppice in the direction of the house.

  Ragwort, as my readers may recall, was at the same time running away from the house in the direction of the coppice, at a speed which admitted of neither check nor swerve. Collision in such circumstances was scarcely to be avoided: I was close beside them before either recovered breath.

  “Oh dear,” said Leonidas Demetriou, removing his blond wig, “I’m terribly sorry. It’s Mr. Ragwort, isn’t it?”

  “My dear Ragwort,” I said, assisting my young friend to his feet, “you might reasonably imagine, I suppose, that a dryad would address her ravisher in Greek; but surely you could not expect her to achieve ex tempore the actual meter of classical tragedy?”

  “Poor Tomkinson is quite upset,” said Leonidas, demurely pouring sherry in Peter Hayward’s oak-panelled study, “at being suspected of an attempted ravishment. He’s very respectable, and wants to go into the Stock Exchange. I’ve told him, of course, that after today’s incident it will be quite impossible—unless we can all be persuaded to keep it very dark.”

  Leonidas had changed from the floati
ng white chiton which he had worn to rehearse the title role in Euripides’ Helena into more conventional garments. There remained about him, even so, something curiously equivocal—that slight wariness, that imperceptibly more alert apprehension, that attentiveness even in repose to the evidence of the senses, which is found in those who in some alien environment never cease to watch for danger or advantage: in migrants between countries or classes; in those conscious of some unorthodox erotic preference; in spies; and in cats always, however domesticated.

  “I do hope he didn’t believe you,” said Peter Hayward. Fair-haired, fresh-complexioned, with the square-cut features which seem incapable of guile, the master looked more boyish than the boy.

  “Of course he didn’t,” said Leonidas. “Even Tomkinson has more sense than that.” But he smiled as he said this a rather Byzantine smile, full of malice and intrigue.

  We talked for a while of Euripides. The open-air performance of the Helena which was shortly to mark the ending of the Godmansworth summer term was under Peter Hayward’s direction: having sometimes been prevailed upon by the undergraduates of St. George’s to undertake a similar responsibility, I was well able to sympathize with the difficulties of his task. I happened, moreover, to be at that time rather particularly well-informed about the play itself. A few days before my young colleague Sebastian Verity had sought my advice as to how he might persuade Selena to enter into some more formal—that is to say, matrimonial—arrangement; knowing well how attached she is to the darling douceurs of the single life, I had thought it kind to divert him from so unfruitful a topic. I invited him to tell me about an article he had lately published in one of the learned journals, and which I had heard much praised, concerning the transmission of the texts of Euripides, with particular reference to the Helena. The diversion proved so successful, and he addressed me at such length on the discrepancies between the L Codex and the P Codex, that I almost repented of having raised the subject. I now had the pleasure, however, of displaying more learning than I was truly possessed of.

 

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