by Jeff Somers
The sound of ten knuckles cracking simultaneously came from Happling’s pockets. “Boss, you know as well as I do that Marin wiped his jacket, deleted him from the DB, years ago. Why? I don’t know. You don’t know. But since it was Marin, it fucking sucked, whatever it was. And this piece of shit has just been careful since then. This whole goddamn building is aching to put one in his ear. And you’re telling me to cut him loose and to let him keep my weapon.”
Happling was quivering with rage, his whole body shaking slightly. Marko took a step backward, and I didn’t blame him. I couldn’t see Happling’s face, but I’d seen big cops go fucking crazy before, and I knew it wasn’t fun to watch.
Hense was now staring at Happling. “That was an order, Captain,” she said evenly. “I don’t see you obeying it.”
He twitched. When he whirled to face me, I put the gun on him reflexively, the violence of his body language ringing all my alarms. He jerked his left arm out stiffly and the blade slid into his hand. He stormed over to me in four steps and I kept the gun on him, pointed at his face, until he was looming over me, face purple, the skin around his bulging eyes taut. When he moved, I almost pulled the trigger on him, it was so fast. But all he did was flash the blade down through the wires tying my ankles to the chair. Like my wrists, my ankles were cut deeply, blood soaking into my shoes.
He came up and pointed the blade at my nose. “Do something I don’t like, Cates, and I will gut you.”
“That’s not fair,” I said as he turned away. “I can’t imagine what it is you do like.” He hesitated for a moment and then resumed his spot on the floor, snapping the blade back into his sleeve. He shook himself and produced his pack of cheap cigarettes, shaking two out into one paw and crushing them without preamble.
“All right,” Hense said as I experimentally pulled myself into a squatting position, dropping the gun into my coat pocket. “Now that we’re all fast friends, let’s get a few things straight. I am in charge here. Mr. Marko, I am pulling you into my portfolio on a rolling basis. If you have a problem with that, file an IA report and go through channels. In the meantime, do what I say. Captain Happling, I expect no bullshit from you.”
“No, sir,” he said, sounding tired.
She turned to me as I slowly stood up, feeling shaky, my head pounding. “Mr. Cates, where are we going?”
I shook my head. “One thing at a time, Colonel,” I said. “Get us moving, and I’ll tell you where we’re headed when we’re airborne.”
“Mr. Cates, as you just pointed out, we’re not likely to kill you. You are, apparently, necessary for our survival.”
I put a grin on my face, trying to look as nonchalant and unconcerned as possible for someone who was bruised and covered in his own crusted blood and worried he might have a concussion. “I also don’t want to be carried around like luggage, Colonel.”
“And if I gave you my word?”
I made my smile wider with some effort. “I knew a guy once, a small-fry shylock out of the Bronx, sold info to a pair of System Pigs for a few years. They gave him their word he’d have some consideration because he was helping them out. Then one day they show up, take him out back of his own fucking flop, and put a bullet in his head. Walked away laughing about it.” I shrugged. “Fuck your word.”
Happling turned on me, face purple again. “You fucking call any cop a pig again, you piece of shit, and I’ll-”
“Gut me, I heard,” I said, heart pounding. “How about we fucking stipulate that and we can stop repeating ourselves?”
He stared at me for another moment, breathing roughly through his nose, and then turned away again.
“Let’s get moving,” Hense said.
Marko cleared his throat. He was pale and so unhappy it was coming off him in soft, yellow waves. “Colonel, I-”
“Mr. Marko, I doubt there is anything I care less about than what you think. Grab whatever gear you think might be useful. We may be headed places without reliable power or communications, so try to think of that. You’ve got two minutes. Happ,” she said, producing her gun in a clinical way and snapping it open to view the chamber. “I’m not going to have problems with you, am I?”
He shook his head. “No, sir,” he said calmly.
“Good,” she said, snapping the gun shut and reholstering it. “On our way up, we’ll need to hit an armory closet, so think about where the most convenient one is. Mr. Cates,” she said, turning to face me, “I will phrase all of my orders as requests and make a show of considering your opinions, and although you do not value it I give you my word you will be given fair warning when I decide your usefulness is at an end. Good enough?”
I shrugged. There wasn’t anything to say to that. I had no intention of being anywhere near her when she decided my fucking usefulness was at a fucking end. I needed her to get across the ocean, to get me out of New York. Past that, they were all on their own, as far as I was concerned. She wasn’t any better than me. At least I was going to get Glee’s revenge, my revenge-which, it turned out, was the fucking world’s revenge, too. The colonel was just keeping me near her to save her own life. I didn’t doubt she would cut off my limbs and carry me around on her back like a gimp for the rest of our miserable lives, if it came to that.
Marko had started stuffing things into a large black duffel, looking shaky and completely freaked out as he stepped around his dead partner. His eyes were small and dark in the midst of his hairy face. “Why are we in such a rush, Colonel?” he managed to croak out as he scooped a handful of red plastic things into the maw of the bag. “This is pretty fucking irregular.”
Hense nodded. “It’s been an irregular couple of days, Mr. Marko. We need to get out of the city before this situation explodes.”
Marko opened his unhappy mouth to reply just as a shrieking alarm split the air, honking urgently. It repeated three times and then a neutral, artificial voice boomed out of nowhere. I was getting sick and tired of shells making announcements.
“Attention, all SSF Personnel. By order of DIA Marin, Autho-rization Code One-Niner-Charlie-Alpha, this facility has been placed in lockdown. All personnel are ordered to remain where they are until further notice. All air traffic has been restricted and must be passed personally through DIA Marin’s office. Please contact your COs for further information. Attention…”
As the message repeated, its volume slowly decreased. Marko looked around from under his thick eyebrows. “Looks like it’s too late,” he said.
XV
Day Six: Pumping Out Death From My Pores, and Things were Starting to Look Up
“Oh, fuck,” Hense muttered, cocking her head a little. It was the first time I’d seen her even mildly irritated, and I found it strangely disconcerting. System Cops were not supposed to get fucking stymied. Doors opened magically for them; hovers appeared out of the ether to pick them up; scores of Stormers in their headachy Obfuscation Kit that mirrored their surroundings on the fly and made them almost invisible to the naked eye rained down at their command. System Cops did not mutter fuck like other jackasses who got themselves into a scrape.
She glanced at Marko. “Keep packing. We’re moving in one minute. Happ,” she said, glancing at him. “Guns.”
His eyes bright sparks of unhappiness in his hairy face, Marko nodded and turned immediately, stepping past me without a glance. I leaned back against the nearest pile of equipment and looked at the colonel. “Got a cigarette?” I said. I’d been able to afford them over the last few years and I’d gotten used to it. The alarm was now just a persistent whisper in the background-you could tune it in if you wanted, or ignore it.
Hense didn’t look at me. She reached into one pocket and produced a dented tin holder, tossing it at me in a perfect little arc. I popped it open and found a small silver lighter and, to my delight, ten perfect little pre-Unification cancer sticks, thirty fucking years old but preserved somewhere by some wonderful genius, then sold on the black market for five thousand yen apiece. I took out three,
stuck one in my mouth and two in my pocket. I lit up and snapped the tin shut, tossing it back to her without saying a word. She didn’t look up as she snatched it from the air and stuffed it back into her pocket.
“Mr. Marko?” she snapped.
“One minute,” he called back, and I gave the kid some credit. He’d just seen his fellow Techie get shot in the face. Now he was giving her attitude. He was either one of those brain-damaged geniuses who could decode algorithms in his head but didn’t understand how to breathe without coaching, or he had bigger balls than I’d imagined. Either way, I downgraded his survival chances from possible to doomed. One of the System Pigs was going to end up strangling him.
He came bustling back from the depths of his lab, dragging the bulging duffel behind him. “You expect me to head into the field without H-cells? Like we’re going to run shit off static electricity by rubbing our goddamn hands together?”
Hense swept out her arm. “After you, Mr. Marko,” she said with exaggerated politeness that should have scared the hell out of him.
I inhaled smoke as the kid walked past me, glaring. I toyed with the idea of making a sudden move to see how he’d react, but I was too old and too tired for stuff like that. Besides, the first rule of bullshit like this was get on the Techie’s good side. Happling was the man to cower behind when things got thick, but more often than not things got thick while you were standing on the wrong side of a door you couldn’t open, or a system that was tracking you. The Techies always saved your ass.
I glanced after Marko. If they wanted to, I thought, moving a molar around with my tongue.
The colonel was staring at me. “Anytime, Mr. Cates.”
I exhaled, the smoke almost blue and so thick it seemed to cling to the air, like a film. I wondered if my little microbots liked it or if it irritated them, if they were beaming home for permission to kill their host.
Hense launched herself toward the door. I fell in behind her tiny frame, burning my cigarette as fast as I could, filling myself with poison and smiling. Everything hurt, but it was a good hurt-it hurt because I was moving again.
Outside the lab, the corridor was deserted, hidden strobes flashing in perfect rhythm. Happling was stomping back down the hall toward us. “Fucking closets have all been sealed. My clearance is no good.”
Hense just breezed past him, and we fell in behind her. Happling’s huge form radiated frustration and unhappiness. All the doors were perfectly hidden, disappeared into the walls and giving the illusion that the hall, white and unmarked, was perpetual and perfect. After the bedlam of cops on our way down to the lab, the emptiness was eerie.
Hense led us around a corner to a spot on the wall outlined in red paint, without any identifying signage or other indication what it represented. She stepped close to the wall and paused.
“Fuck,” she hissed. “Mine, too.”
We stood there for a moment. “I don’t want to know,” Happling said slowly, “what kind of emergency restricts access to fucking majors and higher. There are what, three hundred majors in the whole goddamn System?”
“Mr. Marko,” I said, burning my fingers as I dragged on the cigarette, burning it down to a nub. “Your turn to shine.”
Hense ticked her head toward me but didn’t look at me. “Mr. Marko,” she said in a steady voice, “can you open this?”
Marko looked from her to Happling and then, in a moment of desperation, at me. I just flicked my cigarette at the floor and shrugged. “Colonel,” he said, “do I have it right that you want me to vandalize SSF property?”
I expected an explosion. Happling did, too, the way he rocked forward on his feet. But the tiny black woman remained perfectly still. “Mr. Marko, we have to get out of this building. The longer we remain here, the better the chances that Mr. Cates’s presence will be discovered. Once that happens, they will remove him from our control. Once that happens, you, Captain Happling, and I will die. Do you understand that?”
Marko swallowed and glanced at me. “Yes.”
Happling reached out lazily and smacked the Techie on the back of the head. “Then open the fucking locker, asshole, and stop wasting time.”
Marko glared at Happling and rubbed his head but dragged his duffel toward the wall. “That is not necessary, Captain,” he complained, dropping the bag and kneeling down to unzip it. He rummaged inside it for a bit, finally pulling out a slender silver tool. He stood up and ran his fingers-long, thin fingers-against the wall, grunting when he found some invisible seam. He stepped back and brought the tool up, jamming it forward and into the wall with another grunt. There was a brief bluish spark and the wall opened like a flower, two panels swinging open in slow motion, revealing a surprisingly deep locker filled with weapons and ammunition-handguns, shotguns, shredding rifles, and grenades. He turned back to us, flipping the tool into the air and catching it. I gave him a grin. The fucking Techies ran the System. We were all there on sufferance.
Happling reached in and pulled two shredders off the rack and tossed one to Hense. Shredding rifles were serious shit-big and heavy, they fired huge fragmenting rounds, thousands per minute, making a whining, keening noise that made you want to cover your ears and shake your head until it stopped. They cut people into neat little pieces but were a bear to control. Even the Stormers rarely carried them. Hense hefted hers in her hands for a moment.
“Damn,” I said. “Expecting trouble?”
No one answered me. They didn’t offer me a shredder or more ammo for the Roon I’d appropriated. I watched Happling and Hense fill their pockets and a sturdy-looking satchel with clips, and then Happling swung the bag over his shoulder, immediately making it look tiny. Hense jerked her chin over her shoulder. “Let’s go.”
“Where to?” Happling asked, slamming one of the dense, bricklike clips into the shredder. “Nothing’s gonna be cleared off the roof, boss.”
“Street Field, First and Forty-eighth. Wait.”
She looked me up and down. I surveyed myself with my good eye; the left one was slowly sealing itself. I was blood and spit and dust. Mostly blood.
“Give him your coat, Happ. He’s going to attract eyes.”
I smiled. “I’m pretty, I know.”
Happling cursed and dropped the satchel. “Want me to give him a shave, too? A massage? My fucking gold badge?” He tore the heavy coat from his shoulders and tossed it at me. Snatching it out of the air, I pulled it on over my own coat. It went down to my ankles, but I rolled up the sleeves and it didn’t look too bad.
Happling looked bigger out of the coat, his shoulder holster crowded by his arms. He squinted at me. “Nothing I can do about his face, boss. I think it’s actually improved by the pounding, you ask me.”
“Go,” was all Hense said, her voice taut with that tone of command really dangerous cops had. Happling spun around, snatched up the bag, and we were off, hustling after the big man toward the elevators. I had to walk fast to keep up, feeling every cigarette I’d ever smoked.
“Elevators won’t run for you,” Happling said over his shoulder, “if the lockers rejected your badge.”
Marko had fallen in beside me. “They’ll run.”
I turned to look at him. I loved the fucking Techies. “Now why,” I said, just to make trouble, “would you have a vector set up for beating all these access restrictions, I wonder?”
His jaw tightened. “None of your business.”
I nodded, feeling jolly. I was a valuable commodity, I had a bodyguard and a retinue, and I was going to Paris in fucking style. I was half blind, covered in my own blood and puke, pumping out death from my pores, and things were starting to look up.
Good as his word, Marko stepped forward as we approached the elevators, pulled a box about the size of his fist from his bag as it dropped to the floor, and fiddled with it, making various microgestures with his fingers. He frowned down at the box.
“Fuck, you have to be a goddamn director level to ride the fucking elevators,” he said, sounding asto
unded. I started to get the loose, heart-pounding feeling, complete with rust in my throat, that always preceded something bad. Marko continued to wave his long fingers over the brick. I moved my eyes from his slim frame to Happling’s gorilla body and caught him staring murder at me with his fluorescent eyes. I lingered on him just long enough to show my balls and glanced up at the elevator’s indicator lights.
“Take it easy, Mr. Marko,” I said, rust flooding my mouth, hands clenching. “Looks like your job’s half done. Someone’s coming down to us.”
Hense’s reaction was immediate. “Step aside, Mr. Marko,” she spat, pulling her weapon as Happling dropped his bag of fun and did the same. I let them take up a crisscross position in front of the doors, their lines of fire carefully chosen.
“Boss,” Happling said, sounding urgent.
“Not now,” the colonel snapped.
Happling’s jaw clenched. “Now is a good time to tell you,” he gritted out as if chewing rocks, “that I’m not killing any cops.”
XVI
Day Six: I’ve been Promoted
For whatever obscure security reasons, the elevator indicator wasn’t labeled; it was just a long string of LEDs sinking from the ceiling to the floor. The bottom three lit up red, one by one, dripping down toward us. I pulled my stolen Roon from my pocket and held it ready, but I was willing to let the two cops take the brunt of whatever was coming out of the cab. Marko pushed himself as flat as possible against the wall, clutching his bag of tricks to his chest and looking ready to shit his pants and run, in that order, at a moment’s notice.
The bottom light glowed warmly and the doors snapped open, and it was difficult to stay still-after being beaten half to death in the Blank Room, my brain chemistry was running wild, dumping adrenaline and sleep into my blood-but I managed it with some effort.
