by Ray Bradbury
‘Mr Wyneski is out brooding in the yard,’ said Grandpa.
‘Brooding?’ I glanced guiltily from the window.
Grandpa tilted his chair back so he could see.
‘Brooding’s the word. Saw him kick the rose bush, kick the green ferns by the porch, decide against kicking the apple tree. God made it too firm. There, he just jumped on a dandelion. Oh, oh. Here he comes, Moses crossing a Black Sea of bile.’
The door slammed. Mr Wyneski stood at the head of the table.
‘I’ll say grace tonight!’
He glared at Mr Dickens.
‘Why, I mean,’ said Grandma. ‘Yes. Please.’
Mr Wyneski shut his eyes tight and began his prayer of destruction:
‘O Lord, who delivered me a fine June and a less fine July, help me to get through August somehow.
‘O Lord, deliver me from mobs and riots in the streets of London and Paris which drum through my room night and morn, chief members of said riot being one boy who walks in his sleep, a man with a strange name and a Dog who barks after the ragtag and bobtail.
‘Give me strength to resist the cries of Fraud, Thief, Fool, and Bunk Artists which rise in my mouth.
‘Help me not to run shouting all the way to the Police Chief to yell that in all probability the man who shares our simple bread has a true name of Red Joe Pyke from Wilkesboro, wanted for counterfeiting life, or Bull Hammer from Hornbill, Arkansas, much desired for mean spitefulness and penny-pilfering in Oskaloosa.
‘Lord, deliver the innocent boys of this world from the fell clutch of those who would tomfool their credibility.
‘And Lord, help me to say, quietly, and with all deference to the lady present, that if one Charles Dickens is not on the noon train tomorrow bound for Potters Grave, Lands End, or Kankakee, I shall like Delilah, with malice, shear the black lamb and fry his mutton-chop whiskers for twilight dinners and late midnight snacks.
‘I ask, Lord, not mercy for the mean, but simple justice for the malignant.
‘All those agreed, say “Amen.”’
He sat down and stabbed a potato.
There was a long moment with everyone frozen.
And then Mr Dickens, eyes shut said, moaning:
‘Ohhhhhhhhhh …!’
It was a moan, a cry, a despair so long and deep it sounded like the train way off in the country the day this man had arrived.
‘Mr Dickens,’ I said.
But I was too late.
He was on his feet, blind, wheeling, touching the furniture, holding to the wall, clutching at the doorframe, blundering into the hall, groping up the stairs.
‘Ohhhhh …’
It was the long cry of a man gone over a cliff into Eternity.
It seemed we sat waiting to hear him hit bottom.
Far off in the hills in the upper part of the house, his door banged shut.
My soul turned over and died.
‘Charlie,’ I said. ‘Oh, Charlie.’
Late that night, Dog howled.
And the reason he howled was that sound, that similar, muffled cry from up in the tower cupola room.
‘Holy Cow,’ I said. ‘Call the plumber. Everything’s down the drain.’
Mr Wyneski strode by on the sidewalk, walking nowhere, off and gone.
‘That’s his fourth time around the block.’ Grandpa struck a match and lit his pipe.
‘Mr Wyneski!’ I called.
No answer. The footsteps went away.
‘Boy oh boy, I feel like I lost a war,’ I said.
‘No, Ralph, beg pardon, Pip,’ said Grandpa, sitting down on the step with me. ‘You just changed generals in midstream is all. And now one of the generals is so unhappy he’s turned mean.’
‘Mr Wyneski? I – I almost hate him!’
Grandpa puffed gently on his pipe. ‘I don’t think he even knows why he is so unhappy and mean. He has had a tooth pulled during the night by a mysterious dentist and now his tongue is aching around the empty place where the tooth was.’
‘We’re not in church, Grandpa.’
‘Cut the Parables, huh? In simple words, Ralph, you used to sweep the hair off that man’s shop floor. And he’s a man with no wife, no family, just a job. A man with no family needs someone somewhere in the world, whether he knows it or not.’
‘I,’ I said. ‘I’ll wash the barbershop windows tomorrow. I-I’ll oil the red-and-white striped pole so it spins like crazy.’
‘I know you will, son.’
A train went by in the night.
Dog howled.
Mr Dickens answered in a strange cry from his room.
I went to bed and heard the town clock strike one and then two and at last three.
Then it was I heard the soft crying. I went out in the hall to listen by our boarder’s door.
‘Mr Dickens?’
The soft sound stopped.
The door was unlocked. I dared open it.
‘Mr Dickens?’
And there he lay in the moonlight, tears streaming from his eyes, eyes wide open staring at the ceiling, motionless.
‘Mr Dickens?’
‘Nobody by that name here,’ said he. His head moved side to side. ‘Nobody by that name in this room in this bed in this world.’
‘You,’ I said. ‘You’re Charlie Dickens.’
‘You ought to know better,’ was the mourned reply. ‘Long after midnight, moving on toward morning.’
‘All I know is,’ I said, ‘I seen you writing every day. I heard you talking every night.’
‘Right, right.’
‘And you finish one book and start another, and write a fine calligraphy sort of hand.’
‘I do that.’ A nod. ‘Oh yes, by the demon possessions, I do.’
‘So!’ I circled the bed. ‘What call you got to feel sorry for yourself, a world-famous author?’
‘You know and I know, I’m Mr Nobody from Nowhere, on my way to Eternity with a dead flashlight and no candles.’
‘Hells bells,’ I said. I started for the door. I was mad because he wasn’t holding up his end. He was ruining a grand summer. ‘Good night!’ I rattled the doorknob.
‘Wait!’
It was such a terrible soft cry of need and almost pain, I dropped my hand, but I didn’t turn.
‘Pip,’ said the old man in the bed.
‘Yeah?’ I said, grouching.
‘Let’s both be quiet. Sit down.’
I slowly sat on the spindly wooden chair by the night table.
‘Talk to me, Pip.’
‘Holy Cow, at three—’
‘—in the morning, yes. Oh, it’s a fierce awful time of night. A long way back to sunset, and ten thousand miles on to dawn. We have need of friends then. Friend, Pip? Ask me things.’
‘Like what?’
‘I think you know.’
I brooded a moment and sighed. ‘Okay, okay. Who are you?’
He was very quiet for a moment lying there in his bed and then traced the words on the ceiling with a long invisible tip of his nose and said, ‘I’m a man who could never fit his dream.’
‘What?’
‘I mean, Pip, I never became what I wanted to be.’
I was quiet now, too, ‘What’d you want to be?’
‘A writer.’
‘Did you try?’
‘Try!’ he cried, and almost gagged on a strange wild laugh. ‘Try,’ he said, controlling himself. ‘Why Lord of Mercy, son, you never saw so much spit, ink, and sweat fly. I wrote my way through an ink factory, broke and busted a paper company, ruined and dilapidated six dozen typewriters, devoured and scribbled to the bone ten thousand Ticonderoga Soft Lead pencils.’
‘Wow!’
‘You may well say Wow.’
‘What did you write?’
‘What didn’t I write. The poem. The essay. The play tragique. The farce. The short story. The novel. A thousand words a day, boy, every day for thirty years, no day passed I did not scriven and assault the page. Millio
ns of words passed from my fingers onto paper and it was all bad.’
‘It couldn’t have been!’
‘It was. Not mediocre, not passing fair. Just plain outright mudbath bad. Friends knew it, editors knew it, teachers knew it, publishers knew it, and one strange fine day about four in the afternoon, when I was fifty, I knew it.’
‘But you can’t write thirty years without—’
‘Stumbling upon excellence? Striking a chord? Gaze long, gaze hard, Pip, look upon a man of peculiar talent, outstanding ability, the only man in history who put down five million words without slapping to life one small base of a story that might rear up on its frail legs and cry Eureka! we’ve done it!’
‘You never sold one story?!’
‘Not a two-line joke. Not a throwaway newspaper sonnet. Not a want ad or obit. Not a home-bottled autumn pickle recipe. Isn’t that rare? To be so outstandingly dull, so ridiculously inept, that nothing ever brought a chuckle, caused a tear, raised a temper, or discharged a blow. And do you know what I did on the day I discovered I would never be a writer? I killed myself.’
‘Killed?!’
‘Did away with, destroyed. How? I packed me up and took me away on a long train ride and sat on the back smoking-car platform a long time in the night and then one by one let the confetti of my manuscripts fly like panicked birds away down the tracks. I scattered a novel across Nebraska, my Homeric legends over North, my love sonnets through South Dakota. I abandoned my familiar essays in the men’s room at the Harvey House in Clear Springs, Idaho. The late summer wheatfields knew my prose. Grand fertilizer, it probably jumped up bumper crops of corn long after I passed. I rode two trunks of my soul on that long summer’s journey, celebrating my badly served self. And one by one, slow at first, and then faster, faster, over I chucked them, story after story, out, out of my arms out of my head, out of my life, and down they went, sunk drowning night rivers of prairie dust, in lost continents of sand and lonely rock. And the train wallowed around a curve in a great wail of darkness and release, and I opened my fingers and let the last stillborn darlings fall.…
‘When I reached the far terminus of the line, the trunks were empty. I had drunk much, eaten little, wept on occasion in my private room, but had heaved away my anchors, dead-weights, and dreams, and came to the sliding soft-chuffing end of my journey, praise God, in a kind of noble peace and certainty. I felt reborn. I said to myself, why, what’s this, what’s this? I’m – I’m a new man.’
He saw it all on the ceiling, and I saw it, too, like a movie run up the wall in the moonlit night.
‘I-I’m a new man I said, and when I got off the train at the end of that long summer of disposal and sudden rebirth, I looked in a fly-specked, rain-freckled gum-machine mirror at a lost depot in Peachgum, Missouri, and my beard grown long in two months of travel and my hair gone wild with wind that combed it this way sane, that way mad, and I peered and stood back and exclaimed softly, “Why, Charlie Dickens, is that you?!”’
The man in the bed laughed softly.
‘Why, Charlie,’ said I, ‘Mr Dickens, there you are!’ And the reflection in the mirror cried out, ‘Dammit, sir, who else would it be!? Stand back. I’m off to a great lecture!’
‘Did you really say that, Mr Dickens?’
‘God’s pillars and temples of truth, Pip. And I got out of his way! And I strode through a strange town and I knew who I was at last and grew fevers thinking on what I might do in my lifetime now reborn and all that grand fine work ahead! For, Pip, this thing must have been growing. All those years of writing and snuffing up defeat, my old subconscious must have been whispering, “Just you wait. Things will be black midnight bad but then in the nick of time, I’ll save you!”’
‘And maybe the thing that saved me was the thing ruined me in the first place: respect for my elders; the grand moguls and tall muckymucks in the lush literary highlands and me in the dry river bottom with my canoe.
‘For, oh God, Pip, how I devoured Tolstoy, drank Dostoevsky, feasted on De Maupassant, had wine and chicken picnics with Flaubert and Molière. I gazed at gods too high. I read too much! So, when my work vanished, theirs stayed. Suddenly I found I could not forget their books, Pip!’
‘Couldn’t?’
‘I mean I could not forget any letter of any word of any sentence or any paragraph of any book ever passed under these hungry omnivorous eyes!’
‘Photographic memory!’
‘Bull’s-eye! All of Dickens, Hardy, Austen, Poe, Hawthorne, trapped in this old box Brownie waiting to be printed off my tongue, all those years, never knew, Pip, never guessed, I had hid it all away. Ask me to speak in tongues. Kipling is one. Thackeray another. Weigh flesh, I’m Shylock. Snuff out the light, I’m Othello. All, all, Pip, all!’
‘And then? And so?’
‘Why then and so, Pip, I looked another time in that fly-specked mirror and said, “Mr Dickens, all this being true, when do you write your first book?”’
‘“Now!” I cried. And bought fresh paper and ink and have been delirious and joyful, lunatic and happy frantic ever since, writing all the books of my own dear self, me, I, Charles Dickens, one by one.
‘I have traveled the continental vastness of the United States of North America and settled me in to write and act, act and write, lecturing here, pondering there, half in and then half out of my mania, known and unknown, lingering here to finish Copperfield, loitering there for Dombey and Son, turning up for tea with Marley’s Ghost on some pale Christmas noon. Sometimes I lie whole snowbound winters in little whistle stops and no one there guessing that Charlie Dickens bides hibernation there, then pop forth like the ottermole of spring and so move on. Sometimes I stay whole summers in one town before I’m driven off. Oh, yes, driven. For such as your Mr Wyneski cannot forgive the fantastic, Pip, no matter how particularly practical that fantastic be.
‘For he has no humor, boy.
‘He does not see that we all do what we must to survive, survive.
‘Some laugh, some cry, some bang the world with fists, some run, but it all sums up the same: they make do.
‘The world swarms with people, each one drowning, but each swimming a different stroke to the far shore.
‘And Mr Wyneski? He makes do with scissors and understands not my inky pen and littered papers on which I would flypaper-catch my borrowed English soul.’
Mr Dickens put his feet out of bed and reached for his carpetbag.
‘So I must pick up and go.’
I grabbed the bag first.
‘No! You can’t leave! You haven’t finished the book!’
‘Pip, dear boy, you haven’t been listening—’
‘The world’s waiting! You can’t just quit in the middle of Two Cities!’
He took the bag quietly from me.
‘Pip, Pip …’
‘You can’t, Charlie!’
He looked into my face and it must have been so white hot he flinched away.
‘I’m waiting,’ I cried. ‘They’re waiting!’
‘They …?’
‘The mob at the Bastille. Paris! London. The Dover sea. The guillotine!’
I ran to throw all the windows even wider as if the night wind and the moonlight might bring in sounds and shadows to crawl on the rug and sneak in his eyes, and the curtains blew out in phantom gestures and I swore I heard, Charlie heard, the crowds, the coach wheels, the great slicing downfall of the cutting blades and the cabbage heads falling and battle songs and all that on the wind …
‘Oh, Pip, Pip …’
Tears welled from his eyes.
I had my pencil out and my pad.
‘Well?’ I said.
‘Where were we, this afternoon, Pip?’
‘Madame Defarge, knitting.’
He let the carpetbag fall. He sat on the edge of the bed and his hands began to tumble, weave, knit, motion, tie and untie, and he looked and saw his hands and spoke and I wrote and he spoke again, stronger, and stronger, all through the re
st of the night …
‘Madame Defarge … yes … well. Take this, Pip. She—’
‘Morning, Mr Dickens!’
I flung myself into the dining room chair. Mr Dickens was already half through his stack of pancakes.
I took one bite and then saw the even greater stack of pages lying on the table between us.
‘Mr Dickens?’ I said. ‘The Tale of Two Cities. It’s … finished?’
‘Done.’ Mr Dickens ate, eyes down. ‘Got up at six. Been working steady. Done. Finished. Through.’
‘Wow!’ I said.
A train whistle blew. Charlie sat up, then rose suddenly, to leave the rest of his breakfast and hurry out in the hall. I heard the front door slam and tore out on the porch to see Mr Dickens half down the walk, carrying his carpetbag.
He was walking so fast I had to run to circle round and round him as he headed for the rail depot.
‘Mr Dickens, the book’s finished, yeah, but not published yet!’
‘You be my executor, Pip.’
He fled. I pursued, gasping.
‘What about David Copperfield?! Little Dorrit?!’
‘Friends of yours, Pip?’
‘Yours, Mr Dickens, Charlie, oh, gosh, if you don’t write them, they’ll never live.’
‘They’ll get on somehow.’ He vanished around a corner. I jumped after.
‘Charlie, wait. I’ll give you – a new title! Pickwick Papers, sure, Pickwick Papers!’
The train was pulling into the station.
Charlie ran fast.
‘And after that, Bleak House, Charlie, and Hard Times and Great – Mr Dickens, listen – Expectations! Oh, my gosh!’
For he was far ahead now and I could only yell after him:
‘Oh, blast, go on! get off! get away! You know what I’m going to do!? You don’t deserve reading! You don’t! So right now, and from here on, see if I even bother to finish reading Tale of Two Cities! Not me! Not this one! No!’
The bell was tolling in the station. The steam was rising. But, Mr Dickens had slowed. He stood in the middle of the sidewalk. I came up to stare at his back.
‘Pip,’ he said softly. ‘You mean what you just said?’
‘You!’ I cried. ‘You’re nothing but—’ I searched in my mind and seized a thought: ‘—a blot of mustard, some undigested bit of raw potato–!’
