Black Side Zipper Canvas Duffle Bags
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4.6 out of 5 stars
Name: Black Side Zipper Canvas Duffle Bags
ASIN: B000P9CJ2S
Price: $15.01
Cotton
HW cotton canvas
Double reinforced
Top & side grab handles
D-rings
Listing is for 1 rounded side zipper duffle bag 21 inches × 36 inches
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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful
It gets the dirty jobs done
By Cameron Angeli, August 24, 2010
Being on the move constantly, I like to have the right bags for the Job. I recently purchased the Jumbo bag, and I was VERY pleased with its capacity and strength. I had some “cargo” measuring 5’11” and weighing 170 lb.; I had no trouble fitting it in the bag—if you catch my drift. The sturdy handles held up under the weight and the heavy duty zipper did not bind up on hair or clothing. Since this job went so smoothly, I’m sure I will be coming back for many more Jumbo Duffle Bags in the days to come—although, I would recommend a black bag if your “cargo” might have some “seepage.”
HUGE!
By Josh Hook, September 14, 2013
I got this thing and climbed inside of it it was so big! It is like a body bag! The only bad thing about this is that you can fill it with so much stuff that it can’t handle the weight! I realized that and now I use it to hold toms. A great buy for the price however! (I bought the largest one BTW.)
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
WOMG HUGE FRIGGIN BAG
By Trevor DeNicholas, April 14, 2013
THIS BAG IS BIG. In the military we have bags that we refer to as “dead hooker” bags because of their size. I can tell you that this bag could actually fit a dead hooker, no problem.
Love This Bag
By Amy M. Fair, July 23, 2013
I needed something very strong and sturdy, to put my big, heavy giant jenga game in. This bag came and it is perfect. It is much better than anything I could have made myself for this price. This bag will last for a long time.
Picture of the Olive 42 × 25 Bag. I use it to hold 2 5-x-10-ft. soccer goals.
Corn Dog Lip Balm
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3.3 out of 5 stars
Name: Accoutrements Corn Dog Lip Balm
ASIN: B002UAM402
Price: Currently unavailable
This luscious lip balm will keep your lips plump and moist just like a hot dog inside that delicious, fried cornbread batter. Great for friends who love frankfurters.
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40 of 41 people found the following review helpful
Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!!!! I’m in heaven!
By SW3K, January 16, 2013
I’ve been suffering from dry, chapped, bleedy lips since my teenage years. I’ve been a fan of deep-fried, processed meat products in cornmeal batter served on a stick way longer. Finally, a product comes along that allows me to remedy my biggest problem with my biggest love. When my package arrived, I ripped it open with the reckless abandon and anticipation of a kid on Christmas morning. I removed the tiny tube of lip balm from the mountains of packing paper and bubble wrap in the giant Amazon.com box. Upon removing the cap, my stomach growled a little bit. The smell was amazing…it took me straight back to the midway of my youth. I could almost see the ring toss guy with his missing front tooth and hodgepodge of prison tattoos. I could almost smell the whimsical scents of hair oil and Marlboro Reds in the air. I could hear the sounds of methamphetamine being snorted behind the Ferris wheel. And then I brought this tube of lip balm to my miserable lips and proceeded to smear the healing salve of the gods onto my kissers. Immediately, my chapped lips were cured. I celebrated by eating the rest of the tube of balm and collapsed on the sofa in an almost postorgasmic heap, trying to wrap my head around the brilliance of this gift to humanity. I did have to knock off a star because it didn’t taste like corn dogs, and apparently you’re not supposed to eat it. My doctor is blaming the ulcers and anal leakage on this balm.
7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
A Mere Misunderstanding
By Jeff Howe, January 18, 2013
I read several reviews here complaining that the Corn Dog Lip Balm tastes nothing like a corn dog when they ate it. I guess maybe reading hasn’t been taught for decades in public schools now because this lip balm isn’t meant to be eaten. It is meant to be smeared on the lips of a corn dog. It only works for corn dogs—to this I can attest, for I have experimented with hush puppies, corn puppies, and pigs in a blanket, and none of them saw the stellar results that corn dogs get when bathed in a rich layer of this lip balm. I gave this only four stars because there’s barely enough to lavish on one corndog, let alone several. I think it needs to be sold in larger tubes. So enjoy your corndogs with healthy lips.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Moist lips never tasted so good
By Timboliah PantsOnFiyah “Timboliah Pants on Fiyah”, May 20, 2010
If you’re a fan of carnival food like me, who happens to suffer from dry lips, this product may be for you. Apply some of this stuff before kissing your favorite carny!
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
Lip Balm Corn Dog!
By Re-view-er, January 20, 2013
Imagine my surprise when, after arriving 7-10 days later, I ripped open the package! I already had out my mustard, ketchup, relish, sauerkraut, and hot sauce. I was ready to taste the best food ever…a corn dog that would help with my chapped lips! I’m embarrassed to say that I misread the review. It was a lip balm that was like a corn dog…not a corn dog that worked like a lip balm. Not to be deterred, I gave it to my boss for her birthday. I think she liked it because she keeps talking about how excited she will be for me to move out of her department. I smell a promotion…and a lot of corn dog coming from her office! Now, does anyone know where I can get a corn dog that will help with my chapped lips?
Undies for Two
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3.8 out of 5 stars
Name: Undies for Two (New Box)
ASIN: B005288PW0
Price: $9.95
Joke Underwear. The underwear built for two.
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98 of 172 people found the following review helpful
Great if you can’t find local fat underwear
By David Hicks, January 31, 2012
As an extra obese man, I decided to try out this “two person” underwear, being that I am about the size of two people myself. There are no “big and tall” stores near where I live; even if there were, I’m far to fat to visit the store anyways, and online shopping at their websites proves to be expensive. These are cheap, somewhat durable (I’ve blown a few holes in them given the pressure behind my gastric releases), and best of all, they have a little extra storage for a handful of fries on the go. To the kitchen to get more fries. Mmmmmm. A++
29 of 61 people found the following review helpful
Multiuse Underwear
By iLLyNoiZe, May 21, 2012
I was hanging from a cliff the other day when I was rock climbing and slipped on a loose rock; as I was falling I pulled this underwear out and it got caught on a rock and functioned as a bungee rope! I bought this is because when my bully decides to give me a wedgie, he fails on epic proportions but ends up putting it over my head. I still avoid the brutal pain of a wedgie. But in all honesty I wouldn’t use this…I would use it as some fun and put it over (while wearing cloths of course) and play tug of war. Yeah, it ruins it pretty quick, but it’s funny as hell when the other person loses, and you drag their a** along as you run.
; Opti-Flex QC300, 12” × 12”
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4.2 out of 5 stars
Name: Opti-Flex QC300, 12” × 12”, 1 Micron, CNC Controlled
ASIN: B001KOX14C
Price: $32,495.00
Flexbar Opti-Flex QC300, 12-x-12” Measurement System, 1 micron. Optiflex 3000 Series Systems feature solid granite frame and column to guarantee strength, accuracy, and stability; precision 4-x-8” or 12-x-12” crossed roller bearing stage; and an open-frame design.
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3 of 7 people found the following review helpful
Exceeded My Expectations!
By MTracy, September 8, 2013
In the past I used a handheld magnifying glass to read my fortune cookie fortunes, as my eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I kept dropping the magnifying lenses and got tired of replacing them. So now I just bring home my fortunes from the buffet and read them with this bad boy! My wife now uses it to thread needles when she needs to!
8 of 19 people found the following review helpful
Best money that I’ve ever spent!
By Mister Moose, December 18, 2012
If you have $32,500 lying around, I highly suggest picking one of these up! I have 11 of them, and they rock! I’m not 100% sure of what they do entirely, but they look really cool!
Nike Air Foamposite One
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Name: Nike Air Foamposite One, NRG Style #521286
ASIN: B00CLVOWRS
Price: $1,864.00 - $2,000.00
Synthetic
100% Authentic
Brand New
Durable
Original Packaging
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15 of 19 people found the following review helpful
A Life-Changing Purchase
By Lt.S, December 30, 2012
This is, hands down, the best purchase I’ve ever made. You are probably looking at the price tag and considering the price. Let me give you an advice, One-Click-Buy them! They may be expensive, but you can easily save up a grand for these kicks. Even though it took me three months worth of unemployment checks and solely drinking Miller, these shoes are worth every penny. These Galaxy Foams turned my life around. Before, I was just an average gangsta. I had some swag. I wore pretty fly clothes, but the lack of swaggy shoes really stood out. While I was trying to holla at some females, they would always look at my feet first and find the lack of swag very disturbing. Trust me, I wore all the latest snapbacks, BBC shirts, and Gucci jeans. Females did not want the number because my Nike Classics were not fly. Then Galaxy Foams arrived. Now, every female that I pass hollas at me. I am now the swaggiest male in the suburbs, and all the wannabes look up to me. I wanted to give some pro advice to those who want to up their swag and perhaps bring it to my level. These Galaxy Foams need to be worn in combination with other swaggy apparel. I’ve assembled a list of products that will make you stand out from the average gangstas and get you all the females:
Ears: Beats Solo HD On-Ear Headphone (White)
Head: Marijuana Pot Leaf Black Glow Snapback Cap
Torso: New #Swagg T-Shirt, Jersey Shore DJ Pauly D T-Shirt, #Swagg, MTV
Pants: Just roll with the highest priced jeans at your local Walmart. Can’t go wrong!
SHOES: GALAXY FOAMS
With the combination of these clothes, you should be the alpha males in your hood in no time. Make sure to spray a few cans of Axe before leaving your crib for maximum effect.
72 of 94 people found the following review helpful
Don’t be fooled
By Mr. Sagan, December 14, 2012
At first glance these might appear as an overpriced shoe with only idiots in mind for the target audience, but you have to look closer. What you are buying is not just a shoe, but the entire Cosmos in your shoe. Billions and billions of atoms, all little bits and pieces of star dust. It’s our history; it is us. Are you not worth at least 1.5k dollars?
16 of 19 people found the following review helpful
Should Have Bought a Few More
By PA_T, June 9, 2013
I must say, after I wore them for the first time, I threw away all my useless 50–70-dollar sneakers and made sure nothing would be near these full-of-light shoes. I took a loan from a bank for $1800, and trust me, it was worth risking my credit. Yeah, I might not have my own car, house, or a GF, but I tell you one thing, I sure have one hell of a comfort in my feet. I now enjoy my job as a teacher with these shoes, and my students can’t stop talking about them either. Highly recommended; buy it while they’re hot.
Boyfriend Pillow™
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3.4 out of 5 stars
Name: Boyfriend Pillow™—Companion Pillow w/Mooshi Squeeze Micro Beads—Soft, Silky-Like T-Shirt
ASIN: B0012BISBY
Price: $24.95
Never curl up on the bed alone again, with this comfortable arm that wraps around you. This Companion Pillow is a soft body pillow that looks like the torso of a man with a comforting arm that cuddles and holds you throughout the night.
Soft and comfortable body pillow
Best sleeping bedmate for lonely people
Feel the hug of a real man without the snoring, smell, tossing or turning
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116 of 138 people found the following review helpful
Now I know what “gag gift” really means
By DAEL FRANKE, December 5, 2012
I was given this pillow as a gag gift for my birthday this last Halloween. I laughed, and looked sheepish, and did all the things that we must do when presented with a humorous gift. I put it on my head, and stuffed it into my shirt with the arm hanging out like an extraneous limb; my friends howled with laughter. Later that night, I used it as a neck support while reading in bed and dozed off. I awoke some hours later in a state of panic, my cat hissing and backing across the bed, as I felt the pillow’s soft fingers slipping into my mouth. The arm and body were wrapped around my neck tightly, and the hand was forcing itself between my teeth. I ripped it away and threw it across the room, and I turned on the light. I found it working its way across the room toward the bed, writhing and whipping like some huge worm. I grabbed it and tied it in a knot, and I tossed it into the fireplace. I poured rubbing alcohol over it and lit it…and remembered to open the flue just in time. Being mostly polyester, it melted more than burned, but it stopped moving. As it burned, the melting plastic made some strange noises, like wet giggling sounds and a weird sort of distant piping. I’m giving it 2 stars because even though it’s pretty good quality and it was fun at first, gifts shouldn’t try to climb into your mouth in the middle of the night.
62 of 69 people found the following review helpful
Brilliant and comfy
By W. rice, December 22, 2008
I love this thing more than my real boyfriend. It doesn’t talk.
4 of 7 people found the following review helpful
Better than a boyfriend
By ThorThunder “Thunder”, May 1, 2012
The Boyfriend Pillow is super comfy, and it gives me more pleasure than my boyfriends ever have!! In the dark it acts just like a very sound sleeper, only moving if you move it. If you’re lonely, desperate, or really horny, this pillow will do the trick. As another reviewer mentioned, it doesn’t talk, which can be a bonus.
Perfect if was the right arm instead of left
By DT, September 11, 2013
I love cuddling. I love it. But I lay on my left side, and the Boyfriend Pillow only cuddles those who lay on their right sides. I’m sick of products only coming out for right-side sleepers. When they come out with the opposite-side pillow, I will be the happiest person alive.
Crafting with Cat Hair
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4.3 out of 5 stars
Name: Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat
ASIN: 1594745250
Price: $12.07
Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat- and eco-friendly and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Unusual, but fun
By Cold Blood Blazing “Uniporn”, December 5, 2012
I never thought there would be a use for cat hair other than to cause sneezing and for it to cling to clothing. But this book sheds new light on it.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
A little disappointed
By Lauren M. Keifer, August 19, 2013
At first this intrigued me since I am a handy crafter, and I like to try new things. First of all it’s difficult to get enough cat hair to make anything at all. I collected from all their favorite places where my cats “nest.” About a week into my collection I began hacking up hairballs. Plus I kept getting cat hair stuck on my uvula. I don’t know how cats do it. I managed to get enough fur to make a handy finger puppet, but my cats really could care less about it, plus it doesn’t really fit on their tiny cat toes. On the plus side, it did give me some creative energy to try something similar, and I was able to knit a sweater out of human eyelashes. It was pretty itchy, but at least it was something that was a one of a kind.
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