by Rex Stout
Hibbard by sight for several years, saw him enter the subway between nine and ten o'clock last Tuesday evening."
"That was the only bite Saul got?"
Wolfe nodded, on his way slanting forward to reach the button on his desk.
"The police had got that too, and no more, though it has been a full week since Mr. Hibbard disappeared. I telephoned Inspector Cramer this morning, and Mr.
Morley at the District Attorney's office.
As you know, they lend information only at usurious rates, but I gathered that they have exhausted even conjecture."
"Morley would deal you an extra card any time." ',• •,;• "Perhaps, but not when he has none to deal. Saul Panzer is following a suggestion I offered him, but its promise is negligible.
There is no point in his attempting a solitary fishing expedition; if Mr. Chapin went for a walk with Mr. Hibbard and pushed him off a bridge into the East River, we cannot expect Saul to dive for the corpse. The routine facilities of the police and Bascom's men have covered, and are covering, possibilities of that nature. As for Mr. Chapin, it would be useless to question him. He has told both Bascom and the police that he spent last Tuesday evening in his apartment, and his wife sustains him. No one in the neighborhood remembers seeing him venture forth."
"You suggested something to Saul?"
"Merely to occupy him." Wolfe poured a glass of beer. "But on the most critical front, at the moment, we have met success. Mr. Farrell has gained the adherence of twenty individuals to the memorandum – all but Dr. Elkus in the city, and all but one without, over the telephone. Mr. Pitney Scott, the taxidriver, is excluded from these statistics; there would be no profit in hounding him, but you might find occasion to give him a glance; he arouses my curiosity, faintly, in another direction. Copies of the memorandum have been distributed, for return. Mr. Farrell is also collecting the warnings, all copies except those in the possession of the police. It will be well to have -"
The telephone rang. I nearly' knocked my glass of milk over getting it. I'm always like that when we're on a case, and I suppose I'll never get over it; if I had just landed ten famous murderers and had them salted down, and was at the moment I engaged in trying to run down a guy who had put a slug in a subway turnstile, Fritz going to answer the doorbell would put a quiver in me.
I heard a few words, and nodded at
Wolfe. "Here's Farrell now." Wolfe pulled his phone over, and I kept my receiver to my ear. They talked only a minute or two., After we had hung up, I said, "What i what? Farrell taking Mr. Somebody to lunch at the Harvard Club? You're spending money like a drunken sailor."
Wolfe rubbed his nose. ‹I am not spending it. Mr. Farrell is. Decency will of course require me to furnish it. I requested Mr. Farrell to arrange for an interview with.. Mr. Oglethorpe; I did not contemplate feeding him. It is now beyond remedy. Mr. Oglethorpe is a member of the firm which publishes Mr. Chapin's books, and Mr. Farrell is slightly acquainted with him."
I grinned. "Well, you're stuck. I suppose you want him to publish your essay on The Tyranny of the Wheel.
How's it coming on?" I
Wolfe ingnored my wit. He said, I
"Upstairs this morning I spent twenty minutes considering where Paul Chapin might elect to type something which he would not wish to be traced to him. The suggestion in one of Bascom's reports, that Chapin has a duplicate set of typebars for his machine which he substitutes on occasion, I regard as infantile. Not only would the changing of the bars be a difficult, laborious and uninspired proceeding; there is also the fact that the duplicate set would have to be concealed in some available spot, and that would be | hazardous. No. Not that. Then there is the old trick of going to a typewriter agency and using one of their machines exposed for sale. But a visit from Paul Chapin, with his infirmity, would be remembered; also, that is excluded by the fact that all | three of the warnings were executed on the same typewriter. I considered other possibilities, including some of those explored by Bascom, and one seemed to offer at least a faint promise. Mr. Chapin might call at the office of his publisher and, wishing to alter a manuscript, or even merely to write a letter, request the use of a typewriter. I am counting on Mr.
Farrell to discover that; having discovered it, he may be able to get Mr. Oglethorpe's permission to take a sample of the work of the machine that Chapin used – or if that is not known, of each machine in their office."
I nodded. "That's not very dumb. I'm surprised that Farrell can still pay his dues at the Harvard Club."
"When a man of a certain type is forced into drastic financial retrenchment, | he first deserts his family, then goes naked, and then gives up his club. Which reminds me, I gave Mr. Farrell twenty dollars this afternoon. Please record it.
You may also note on your list those who have initialed the memorandum, and file the various copies. Also, note that we •have an additional contributor. Miss Evelyn Hibbard. I arranged it with her x ^' – '.^j • g^;^ ‹y'i •;"..''"?. ^•, Sal this morning. The amount is three thousand dollars." He sighed. "I made a large reduction from the ten thousand she offered Saturday on account of the altered circumstances." ‹ I had been waiting for that, or something like it. I made the Farrell entry in the cashbook, but didn't get out the list. I felt like clearing my throat, but I knew that wouldn't do, so I swallowed instead. I put the cashbook back and turned to Wolfe:
"You understand, sir, I wouldn't accuse you of trying to put anything over. I know you just forgot about it."
His eyes opened at me. "Archie. You are trying the cryptic approach again. To what this time?" "No, sir. This is on the level. You just forgot that Miss Evelyn Hibbard is my client. I went to see her Saturday at your suggestion; you couldn't take her on because you had other plans in mind.
Remember, sir? So of course any arrangement she might make in this connection could only be with my advice and consent." w Wolfe was keeping his eyes open.
He murmured, "Preposterous. Puerile trickery. You would not attempt to maintain that position."
I sighed, as much like one of his sighs as I could make it. ‹I hate to, sir. I really do. But it's the only honest thing I can do, protect my client. Of course you understand the ethics of it, I don't have to explain -"
He cut me off. "No. I would suggest that you refrain from explaining. How much would you advise your client to pay?"
"One thousand bucks." n
"Absurd. In view of her original offer-"
"All right. I won't haggle. I'll split the difference with you. Two thousand. I stick there. I'm glued." j Wolfe shut his eyes. "Done, confound you. Enter it. – Now take your notebook. Tomorrow morning…" u.'
9
Wednesday morning pretty early I was sitting in the kitchen, with the Times propped up in front of me but not really seeing it because I was busy in my mind mapping out the day, getting on towards the bottom of my second cup of coffee, when Fritz returned from a trip to the front door to say that Fred Durkin wanted to see me. One thing I hate to be disturbed at is my last two healthy swallows of morning coffee, so I nodded and took my time. When I got to the office Fred was sitting there scowling at his hat on the floor, where it had landed when he had tried to toss it so it would hook on the back of my chair. He always missed. I picked it up and handed it to him and said:
"A dollar even you can^t do it once out of ten tries."
He shook his big Irish bean. "No time.
I'm a workingman. I was just waiting for you to pick your teeth. Can I see Wolfe?"
"You know damn well you can't. Up to eleven o9 clock Mr. Nero Wolfe is a horticulturist."
"Uh-huh. This is special."
"Not special enough for that. Spill it to the Chief of Staff. Has the lop put dust in your eyes? Why aren't you on his tail?"
"I don't relieve Johnny until nine. 141 be there." Durkin grabbed his hat by the brim, squinted for an aim, tossed it at the back of my chair again, and missed it by a mile. He grunted with disgust. "Listen here, Archie. It's a washou
t." r "What's the matter with it?"
"Well, you put three of us on this to cover him twenty-four hours a day. When Wolfe spends money like that, that shows it's important. He really wants this bird's program. Also, you told us to use taxis all we needed to, and so on. Well it's a washout. Chapin lives in an apartment house at 203 Perry Street with six floors and an elevator. He's on the fifth. The house has a big court in the back, with a couple of trees and some shrubs, and in the spring it's full of tulips. The elevator boy told me three thousand tulips. But the idea is that there's another house on the court, facing on Eleventh Street, built by the same landlord, and so what? Anybody that wants to can go out of the Perry Street house the back way instead of the front. They can cross the court and go through a passage and come out on Eleventh Street. Of course they could get back in the same way if they felt like it.
So parked in a cigar store the other side of Perry Street with my eye fastened on 203, I feel about as useful as if I was watching one of the tunnel exits at the Yankee 1 Stadium for a woman in a dark hat. Not that I've got any kick coming, my only | trouble is my honest streak. I just wanted to see Wolfe and tell him what he's paying me money for."
"You could have phoned him last night." "I could not. I got lit last night. This is the first job I've had in a month."
"Got any expense money left?"
"Enough for a couple of days. I've learned self-control."
"Okay." I picked his hat up and put it on my desk. "That's a nice picture you've got down there. It's no good. It looks to me like there's no way out of it but three more men for Eleventh Street. That would be buying it, six tails for one cripple and "
"Wait a minute." Fred waved a hand at me. "That's not all of it. The other trouble is that the traffic cop at the corner is going to run us in. For blocking the street. There's too many of us, all after that' cripple. There's a city feller there, I guess from the Homicide Squad, I don't recognize him, and a little guy with a brown cap and a pink necktie that must be one of Bascom's men, I don't recognize him either. But get this, for example.
Yesterday afternoon a taxi drives up and stops in front of 203, and in a minute Chapin hobbles out of the building on his stick, and gets in the taxi. You should have seen the hustle around there. It was | like Fifth Avenue in front of St. Patrick's at one o'clock Sunday, only Perry Street is narrow. There was another taxi coming along and I beat the town dick to it by a jump and he had to run half a block to find one. Bascom's pet got into one that apparently he had waiting. I had a notion to yell to Chapin to wait a minute till we got lined up, but it wasn't necessary. It was all right, his driver went slow and none of us lost him. He went to the Harvard Club and stayed there a couple of hours and then stopped off at 248 Madison Avenue and then went back home and we all followed him. Honest to God, Archie. Three of us, but I was in front." . "Yeah. It sounds swell."
"Sure it was. I kept looking around to see if they was all right. My idea was this, it came to me while I was riding along.
Why couldn't we pal up? You get one more man and him and Bascom and the town dick could cover Eleventh Street and let us on Perry Street have a little peace. I suppose they're on twelve hours now, maybe they've got reliefs, I don't know.
How's that for an idea9"
"Rotten." I got up and handed him his hat. "No good at all, Fred. Out. Wolfe's not using any secondhand tailing. I'll get three men from the Metropolitan and we'll cover Eleventh Street. It's a damn shame, because as I told you, Wolfe wants Chapin covered as tight as a drum. Get back on the job and don't lose him. It sounds sad, the way you describe that traffic jam, but do the best you can. I'll get in touch with Bascom and maybe he'll call his dog off, I didn't know he had any more money to spend. Run along now, I've got some errands you wouldn't understand." ^;
"I'm not due till nine o'clock."
"Run along anyway. – Oh, all right.
One shot, just one. A quarter to a dime."
He nodded, shifted in his seat to get good position, and let her go. It was a close call; the hat hung there on its edge for a tenth of a second, then toppled off.
Durkin fished a dime out of his pocket and handed it to me, and beat it.
I thought at first I'd run up to Wolfe's room and get his okay on covering I Eleventh Street, but it was only eight. twenty and it always made me half-sick to see him in bed with that black silk cover drinking chocolate, not to mention that he would be sure to raise hell, so I got the Metropolitan Agency on the telephone and gave them the dope. I only ordered sixdollar men because it was nothing but a check anyway; I couldn't see why Chapin should be trying to pull anything foxy like rear exits. Then I sat for a minute and wondered who was keeping Bascom on the job, and I thought I'd phone him on the chance of his spilling it, but nobody answered. All this had made me a little late on my own schedule, so I grabbed my hat and coat and went to the garage for the roadster.
I had collected a few facts about the Dreyer business in my wanderings the day before. Eugene Dreyer, art dealer, had been found dead, on the morning of Thursday, September 20, in the office of his gallery on Madison Avenue near Fiftysixth Street. His body had been found by three cops, one a lieutenant, who had broken in the door on orders. He had been dead about twelve, hours, and the cause had been nitroglycerin poisoning.
After an investigation the police had pronounced it suicide, and the inquest had verified it. But on the Monday following, the second warnings arrived; everybody got one. We had several copies in Wolfe^s office, and they read like this: ^ Two.
Ye should have killed me.,?
Two;: ^ – '.^nr|
And with no ready cliff, rocks waiting below ••:"-'u.
To rub the soul out; no ready waves ^
To lick it off and clean it of old?.1 crimes, I let the snake and fox collaborate.fThey found the deadly oil, sweetburning, cunningly Devised in tablets easily dissolved, s And I, their Master, I, | I found the time, the safe way to his throat, And counted: two.
One, and two, and eighty long days between.
But wait in patience; I am unhurried but sure. Three and four and five and six and seven…
Ye should have killed me.
Wolfe said it was better than the first one, because it was shorter and there were two good lines in it. I took his word for it.
Hell had popped right off. They forgot all about practical jokes and yelled to the cops and the D.A.'s office to come on back and nab him; suicide was out. When I got a description of the run-around that little poem had started, I was inclined to agree with Mike Ayers and cross out League of Atonement and make it the League of the White Feather. The only ones that hadn't seemed to develop an acute case of knee-tremor were Dr. Burton and Leopold Elkus the surgeon. Hibbard had been as much scared as anyone, more if anything, but had still been against the police. Apparently he had been ready to go to bed with the willies, but also ready for the sacrifice. Elkus, of course, had been in on it, but I'm coming to that.
My date with Elkus that Wednesday morning was for nine-thiry, but I made an early start because I wanted to stop off at Fifty-sixth Street for a look at the Dreyer gallery where it had happened. I got there before nine. It wasn't a gallery any more, but a bookstore. A middle-aged woman with a wart in front of her ear was nice to me and said of course I could look around, but there wasn't much to be made of it because everything had been changed.
The little room on the right, where the conference had taken place on a Wednesday evening and the body had been found the following morning, was still an office, with a desk and a typewriter and so on, but a lot of shelves had been put in that were obviously new. I called the woman over and she came in the office. I pointed at a door in the back wall and said:
B "I wonder if you could tell me. Is that the closet where Mr. Eugene Dreyer kept the materials for mixing his drinks?"
She looked hazy. "Mr. Dreyer…oh •.. that's the man…"
"The man that committed suicide in this room, yes, ma'am. I suppose you wouldn't know."
"Well, really…"She seemed startled. ‹I hadn't realized it was right in this little room… of course I've heard about it…"
I said, "Thank you, ma'am," and went back to the street and got in the roadster.
People who quit living a year ago Christmas and haven't found out about it yet give me a pain, and all I've got for them is politeness and damn little of that.
Leopold Elkus hadn't quit living, I discovered when I got to him in his private room, but he was a sad guy. He was medium-sized, with a big head and big hands, and strong black eyes that kept floating away from you, not sideways or up or down but back into his head. He invited me to sit down and said in a friendly soft voice:
"Understand, Mr. Goodwin, I am seeing you only,, as a courtesy to my friends who have requested it. I have explained to Mr. Farrell that I will not support the enterprise of your employer. ^ Nor will I lend any assistance."
"Okay." I grinned at him.^I didn't come to pick a scrap, Dr. Elkus. I just want to ask some questions about September nineteenth, when Eugene Dreyer died. Questions of fact." ‹I have already answered any question you could possibly put. To the police several times, and to that incredibly ignorant detective…"
"Right. So far we agree. Just as a matter of courtesy to your friends, there's no reason why you shouldn't answer them once more, is there? To converse with the cops and Del Bascom and then draw the line at Nero Wolfe and me… well, that would be like…"
He smiled a sad smile. "Swallow a camel and strain at a gnat?" God that guy was sad.
"Yeah, I guess so. Only if you saw Nero Wolfe you wouldn't call him a gnat.
–It's like this, Dr. Elkus. I know you won't lend a hand to get the goods on Paul Chapin. But in this Dreyer business you're my only source of firsthand information and so I had to get at you. I understand the other man, the art expert, has gone back to Italy."
He, nodded. "Mr. Santini sailed some time ago."
"Then there's only you. There's no sense in my trying to ask you a lot of trick questions. Why don't you just tell me about it?"
