by Maud Casey
Each prick along the Doctor’s arm produces a pimple the size of a grain of millet.
“This is not your story, Albert, is it?”
Albert closes his eyes, mumbling something the Doctor can’t make out. “Careless.” Is that the word he whispers? The Doctor isn’t sure, but that’s what he thinks he hears. Each day, expecting answers to questions that have plagued this man his whole life. Why wouldn’t Albert try anything to please him? He is only trying to give the Doctor what he thinks the Doctor wants: the gift of an answer, any answer. He has been careless.
“What have I done?” Albert asks as the Doctor stands to go.
“I will be right back,” he says, leaving Albert there. And he planned to be right back. He did. He planned to go outside only for a moment. He planned to take some air to relieve his shame. He planned to ride his bicycle once around the loop of the lake and then return refreshed. But then there is the Director in the common room, a small rake in one hand, squatting next to Elizabeth, who is in tears over her puzzle.
“My dear, my dear,” he is saying, “a funicular is a complex piece of technology.”
“But,” she says, “what if they walk up the hill before I am done?”
“There is no rush,” he says, stroking her back. “No rush at all.”
“How could you know?” she wails. “You are not inside their minds. How could you know?”
He has caused this too. The Doctor planned to return, but then: What do you know? What do you know? It seems he knows nothing, nothing at all.
The answer lurks in unlikely places. It is not to be found, for example, on the well-pedaled loop around the lake. It doesn’t matter. The Doctor mounts his bicycle and pedals to the lake path, not marveling at the connection between his own skeleton and the metal of this wondrous machine—the communion of man and metal, as his beloved book on bicycle riding calls it—not finding the system in the pleasure or the pleasure in the system. He will take that trip to Paris after all. He will leave tomorrow. Perhaps the great doctor has something to offer; perhaps the Doctor will learn something.
Click-clickety-click. The Doctor completes another pass around the lake. I fear I will walk very far away, with no one to watch over me. Wrapped inside this sentence like a poorly kept secret is another question: Will you help me? More often than not, we rely on what has worked before. What to do until we see beyond the familiar? Until our eyes become new? I am in pieces. The Doctor pedals faster to feel the wind, to feel anything other than the fear that the vague something of Albert will never take shape. This was certainly not what Michaux felt before he invented the clever pedal.
The geese float in the center of the lake, their heads tucked beneath their wings, while on shore the ducks waddle and squawk. Click-clickety-click. This wonderful, gravity-defying machine, so carefully constructed, so solid, so there, is nothing like the mysterious gray matter tucked inside the shell of the skull. It is nothing at all like the nebulous mind; nothing at all like the nebulous mind gone awry. Click-clickety-click. He pedals until he is no longer aware of pedaling, until he becomes the pedaling, until he is movement itself; the wind tickles the hairs in the coil of his ears. He rides too close to the fir tree to test his balance, and though the bicycle trembles, he will not fall again. He will not. The tree sprays his face with dew.
Honk! A goose floating in the middle of the lake suddenly lifts its head from its wing. Honk, making fun of the Doctor. Honk: You are ridiculous. Honk: so young, so serious, so full of big honking thoughts.
But the goose isn’t concerned with the Doctor’s big honking thoughts, not at all. A little boy and his mother have wandered into the park. The boy’s delight has startled the geese awake and now they honk and float in anxious circles. He points and waves, points and waves. He is waving at the Doctor. It is still exciting to see a bicycle. To spot one is to see time and space forever transformed. Cycling telegraphists bringing news from the cities to the countryside and back again; infantrymen on wheels; and on certain saint days, it is rumored that a parson in a village dresses up as the patron saint of the local parish and rides his bicycle from house to house to house, taking confessions. The bicycle is a vehicle of forgiveness in addition to being a cure for gout, rheumatism, hernia, curvature of the spine, anemia, tuberculosis! Sterility too, though as the Doctor hits another bump in the path he thinks maybe not. A stimulator of appetite, an expander of the thoracic cage, a creator of better posture, improved fibrous tissues!
He pedals faster and the boy jumps up and down, pointing and laughing on the opposite side of the lake as his mother brushes the hair from his eyes. He pedals past his bones, past his muscles, until he and the machine are one and his ambulatory powers are multiplied, until he is half steel, half flesh. One moment the pebble-shaped end of his fibula is awhirl, and the next his heart is being tugged like a balloon. He is so close to grasping the something of Albert; he would give anything to grasp it. Take his vertebrae. Take his clavicle. Take his lacrimal bone. Lacrimal, lacrimal, lacrimal!
He rushes ahead, through space and time to the moment when he will give Albert an answer to his question: This is who you are. The wind on his face slices through the feeling of almost and then his bicycle lifts off; it flies above the lake, over the city. It flies until there are his mother and father. They are alive again and he is their jumping-up-and-down boy. When they take him up in their arms, the answer is: You are forgiven. When he puts his face in the warm crook of their necks, they are healed.
A great swoosh, an enormous flutter and splash, and the geese rise up: over the park, over the cathedral, up and up and up. The Doctor yearns to go with them, to show the jumping-up-and-down boy just how magic this new machine is. He feels the possibility of flight in the beautiful coral of his bones.
But the jumping-up-and-down boy has lost interest in the Doctor and his magical machine. He pulls at his mother’s skirts, pointing at the sky, his finger tracing the path of the geese as they fly away.
Chapter 14
It was meant as an offering. He only wanted to smooth the lines on the Doctor’s face. Yesterday as he was waiting for him to arrive, he studied the map, trying to remember what came between here and here, and here and here, but he could not. When he heard the veteran saying, “Deserter, deserter,” desperation shone its anxious light on the story of the man who was mistaken for the czar. It was a story his father told him, one of the many of the prince who wanted to see the world. This story with a beginning, a middle, and an end seemed like the solution to the problem of the cracked pieces of Albert’s own life with their cutting edges.
But then, I will be right back, and like everything else in Albert’s life, the Doctor disappeared.
Prick. Prick. Prick.
Prick. Prick. Prick.
Prick. Prick. Prick.
The prick, prick, prick of the pin against the Doctor’s wrist. and Albert found himself once again in the foothills where the old women searched for healing herbs so rare they only have names in Catalan. Prick, prick, prick, and he discovered himself, not knowing how he got there, in a public square in Pau.
“Here, my friend,” said a well-scrubbed man with large, kind ears, and he gave Albert a kilogram of bread and twenty sous.
“Thank you, my friend,” replied Albert, though he wasn’t sure if he had ever met the man before. Better my friend than to be impolite. He wiggled his toes through the leaves stuffed into his battered shoes—there you are, there you are—and the well-scrubbed man told him about the centuries-old ancient cure the old women made from the nectar of the flowers that grew on the hill.
Ancient cure was all he needed to hear; it was all he had ever wanted.
He walked until he found himself in the foothills of the Pyrénées; on the honey pots was written les petits pharmiciens. Little doctors! The Pyrénées were truly magnificent! He stuck his fingers into the honey, plunged his hand up to the wrist, his arm coated in the thick amber drawn by the industrious bees from the nectar of the mysteriou
s flowers. Sucking his honeyed fingers until they pruned, he sucked the ancient cure until he had sucked away all traces of the magic sweetness.
On that stony hill with the little doctors, his own sweet fingers in his mouth, it seemed, it appeared . . . here he was, he was here. The ghost of sweetness in his mouth was an ache in his teeth. Here I am. No trembling. Here I am. No want in his bones.
When the first bee fastened itself to his lip, he thought, The little doctors have arrived. He was so ready for the ancient cure. But then the swarm began to prick him. Prick, up his arms. Prick, his face. Prick, along his jaw. Prick, inside his mouth where their furry legs found their footing, and prick, prick, prick.
He ran down the hill, stung and stung and stung. When the old women searching among the rocks looked up, what they saw was an exuberant man, arms waving, trampling their precious flowers. “Hey! Hey! Stop!” the women called after him, mistaking his shouts of terror for the recklessness of a honey thief.
“Careless man!” they shouted.
Albert was a deserter, the veteran was right, but Albert was not merely a deserter from the army. He deserted everything and everyone. Careless man, and he found himself once again walking in formation. Out of a morning mist, his friend’s familiar face marching next to him. So thin, as though Baptiste had just squeezed himself between the bars of a banister, his pinched body one enormous held breath. When he saw Albert, he let the breath out as though he had only been waiting for Albert to appear. Winter was brutal and cutting as they walked without good coats, the only sound their shoes wearing away on the road. Still, Here is my friend, he thought, but it didn’t matter because there was the tremble in the arch of his foot. The urge to walk returned, and he woke up into another day, not knowing how he got there, and Baptiste was gone. As quickly as he could he retraced his steps through the snow, his toes burning with cold even wrapped in the strips of wool he tore from his jacket. One kilometer and then two and then three, and there was his friend limping along, his face and his pinched body, that enormous held breath, turning blue. Here is love, he thought, but it didn’t matter. The urge returned, and again he woke, not knowing how he got there, somewhere else entirely. He was in Maastricht and his friend had disappeared. Have you seen a man? Thin? He sucked in his face until he thought he might swallow himself and a woman said, “Oh, him,” and pointed down the road.
When he arrived at the home of the doctor who took Baptiste in, it was too late. He had already died of exhaustion.
The fragile thread from the past to the present snapped.
What was the question?
Through nameless towns Albert walked until his tears became the weather itself, raining down on him.
This was the curse for which there was no ancient cure.
Ring (shadow ring). I will be right back. Lying on his bed, ring (shadow ring), ring (shadow ring), ring (shadow ring), he watches through the window the sun moving across the sky without realizing he is watching it. It is as if he is being drawn up into the sky until there is only sky and the Doctor isn’t back and he isn’t and he isn’t.
He is a deserter, and now the Doctor has deserted him—isn’t this what he deserved?
It is only when Nurse Anne appears in his room, swiping the dust off his bedside table with her hand, that Albert realizes hours have passed.
“This isn’t Versailles. Lunch will not be brought to you on a platter.”
He is afraid to ask her where the Doctor has gone. If he doesn’t ask and if no answer is spoken maybe it won’t be real, like one of Walter’s fleetingly improvised concoctions.
“Coming?”
“Yes, yes,” and he is grateful for the arm she offers.
At the table, secure between the warmth of Marian and Walter, he arranges his food in such a way as to make it appear eaten.
“I will have that,” Elizabeth says.
“Here,” Albert offers.
“You are just like my brother,” she says. “So generous.”
For a moment Albert wonders if he has woken up into another life in which he is simply someone’s brother.
“No, Elizabeth,” Nurse Anne says. “One dinner is plenty.” She nods at Rachel’s plate, where usually half of the meal remains. “One and a half.”
“Help me with my puzzle?” Elizabeth asks when the plates are cleared and lunch is done.
“He is not your brother,” says Marian.
“You think I am nobody,” Elizabeth says. “I’ve had shocking dreams, you know. Even you would be afraid.”
But Albert wants to wait in his room while the smell of the Doctor’s pomade still hangs in the air. He will be right back.
“He has divine urgencies of his own,” Marian says to Elizabeth.
“I am feeling a bit dizzy,” Albert says.
He walks as quickly as one can who has claimed to be dizzy. In his room, the smell of the Doctor’s pomade is beginning to fade and the stench of his own forgetting has returned. Before he shuts the door, he hears the rumble of an argument down the hall, and then the veteran’s voice grows loud enough to be audible. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You know what you said.” It is Walter. “You know what you said to him. You’ve upset him. You have frightened the hunger out of him.”
“Walter,” says Marian. “We are wasting an opportunity for me to go outside.”
“Why would I be thinking of someone who isn’t worthy of my thoughts?” the veteran says. “I am not thinking of anything but what is in front of me. And I’m not even thinking of that because that would be you.”
“I will join you, Marian,” Walter says.
“Listen, you,” the veteran says.
Listen.
And into the room comes Albert’s father’s voice. Il revient. Il revient.
Here, Albert, a story just for you.
The prince with one swan wing woke to discover a young woman standing over him, carrying an armful of chopped wood and a concerned look on her face.
“Perhaps you should see a doctor?” she said. “You don’t look very well.”
“It’s the swan wing, isn’t it?”
“Oh, no,” she said. “The wing is quite beautiful. You just look a little tired.” The prince sat up in the hopes of looking less tired.
“Do you know a doctor?” he asked, in as casual a tone as he could muster.
“I only know Dr. Knowall,” the young woman said, putting down her armful of wood in order to take a seat on the knoll of soft blue moss beside him. The girl was very lovely. She smelled deliciously of pine needles.
“He is my father.” And with that, she began to cry. The prince offered her his sleeve but she waved it away. “It will pass,” she said. “It always does. It’s just . . .” and she began to cry harder, but eventually it did pass and she was able to tell the prince the story in its entirety.
Her father, after many exhausting, ill-paid years as a woodcutter, had grown tired of it. Around this time, a stranger passed through their village. One night, the girl returned home to discover that her father had invited this stranger to dinner. The stranger said he was a doctor and over several nights—and several hearty dinners cooked by the girl at her father’s insistence (“She is a wonderful cook,” he told the stranger, which was true, the girl assured the prince) the stranger regaled them with stories of his rich doctor’s life.
“Doctors,” he exclaimed loudly, his mouth full of beef stew, “live well.” He took another swig of wine. “They drink well too. There’s never a day they go without. Never a day they are bored.”
“How do I become a doctor?” the girl’s father asked eagerly. All his life he had worked and worked, with little to show for it except piles of wood.
“Funny you should ask,” said the stranger, raising a finger. The girl had learned over the course of several dinners that when the man raised his finger it meant he was about to embark on a lecture. He used his hands quite a bit when he spoke. The girl had also learned to serve
him from across the table to avoid those quick hands.
“First,” he declared, wagging that finger, “you must buy yourself an ABC book with a cock as a frontispiece.”
“Where do I get such a book?” the girl’s father asked.
“Funny you should ask.” The man rummaged through his bag and pulled out an ABC book with a cock as a frontispiece.
Her father, the girl explained, though she loved him dearly, was easily duped. Amazed by the coincidence of the stranger having just the book he needed in his bag, the father sold his wood-hauling cart and the donkey that pulled the cart for the money to purchase the ABC book from the stranger. As soon as the transaction was complete, the stranger left under cover of the night.
The girl’s father did everything the book instructed: he purchased a smock and other clothes that pertained to medicine; he got a sign that read doctor knowall and hung it outside his home.
“This was several weeks ago,” the lovely girl said, beginning to cry again, “and there’s not been a single patient. I am the new wood-hauling cart.”
The girl was very lovely. “Perhaps,” said the prince, “perhaps I could be your father’s first patient. I am trying to stay awake long enough to watch night turn into day. Perhaps he could help me.”
“I doubt it,” the young woman said. “He isn’t a very good doctor. Still, all my father wants is to cure someone. You could help me by making him believe he cured you.”
And so Dr. Knowall gave the prince a potion and the prince gave Dr. Knowall some money and the young woman was able to buy a new wood-hauling cart and a new donkey so she no longer had to serve as both cart and donkey. And though the potion didn’t help the prince stay awake long enough to see night turn into day—in fact, it only seemed to make him sleepier—it did make him feel better.
