Contents
Title Page
Dedication
Part One TWENTY DEGREES BELOW ZERO
1 NESTOR, THE COOK
2 KAREL, THE CZECH BODYBUILDER
3 THE SHOUT
4
5
6 WHAT THE CLAIRVOYANT SAW
7 A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
Part Two SIX DAYS IN MARCH
THE FIRST DAY
THE SECOND DAY
THE THIRD DAY
THE FOURTH DAY
THE FIFTH DAY
THE SIXTH DAY
Part Three THE NIGHT BEFORE THE DEPARTURE
1 NESTOR AND THE WOMAN IN THE PAINTING
2 CHLOE TRIAS AND THE GHOSTS
3 SERAFIN TOUS AND THE PIZZA
4 KAREL AND MADAME LONGSTAFFE SING RANCHERAS
5 ERNESTO AND ADELA IN THE ELEVATOR
Part Four THE MIRROR GAME
1 ARRIVAL AT THE LILIES
2 EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL NESTOR
3 THE DINNER AT THE LILIES
4 A DOOR SHUTS
5 A RAY OF SUNLIGHT ON NESTOR CHAFFINO’S BODY BAG
About the Author
Praise for Little Indiscretions
Copyright
For Mariano
Part One
TWENTY DEGREES BELOW ZERO
Be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care
Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are: Macbeth shall never vanquished be until
Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane hill
Shall come against him.
SHAKESPEARE, Macbeth, Act 4, Scene 1
1
NESTOR, THE COOK
Sunday, twenty-ninth of March (in the small hours)
HIS MUSTACHE WAS stiffer than ever, so stiff a fly could have stepped out to the end, like a prisoner walking the plank on a pirate ship. Except that flies can’t survive in a cool room at twenty below zero, and neither could the owner of the blond, frozen mustache: Nestor Chaffino, chef and pastry cook, renowned for his masterful way with a chocolate fondant. And that’s how he was found hours later: eyes wide open in astonishment, but with a certain dignity still in his bearing. True, his fingernails were scratching at the door, but there was a dishcloth tucked into the string of his apron as usual, though looking smart is hardly a major preoccupation when the door of a 1980s-model Westinghouse cool room, two meters by one and a half, has just shut automatically behind you with a click.
And click was the last sound he heard before congratulating himself on his luck, Bloody brilliant, but it can’t be true, since incredulity often precedes fear, and then: Jesus, why now of all times? The housekeepers even warned me about it before leaving, and there’s a notice in three languages posted prominently in the kitchen, stressing the importance of not forgetting to take certain boring precautions like lifting the bolt so the door doesn’t accidentally swing shut behind you. You can never be too careful with these old models. But Christ almighty, I can’t have been in here more than two minutes, three at the most, stacking away these boxes of chocolate truffles. No doubt about it, though, the door went click. You must have done something to upset it, Nestor, and click it went. Now what? He looked at his watch: four in the morning, said the phosphorescent hands—click—and there he was in the pitch dark, inside the spacious cool room of a country house, almost empty now after a dinner party at which maybe thirty guests had assembled. . . . But think, think, for God’s sake. Who’s staying the night?
Let’s see: the owners of the house, naturally. And Serafin Tous, one of their old friends, who arrived at the last minute. As it happened, Nestor had made his acquaintance a few weeks earlier, briefly though, very briefly. Then there were the two employees of Nestor’s catering company, Mulberry & Mistletoe, whom he had asked to stay on and help him clean up in the morning: his good friend Carlos Garcia and the new one (he never could remember his name). Karel? Koral? Yes, it’s Karel, the Czech boy who does weights and is so handy around the place, beating egg whites to a stiff peak and unloading a hundred boxes of Coke without working up a sweat, all the while singing “Lágrimas negras,” a Caribbean son, with his rather unfortunate Bratislava accent.
Who would hear him shouting and kicking the door, again and again, bang bang bang, each blow resounding in his skull as if he were on the receiving end? Bloody brilliant. Thirty years in the trade and not one accident, now this. Just great! Who would have thought disasters could pile up like this, Nestor? A couple of months back you were diagnosed with lung cancer, and just when you’re starting to get over the shock and accept it, you end up locked in a pitch-black cool room. Dying of cancer is unfortunate, but it happens to about one in five people. Freezing to death on the Costa del Sol is just ridiculous.
Keep calm; it’s going to be all right. Nestor knew that American technology, even the most dated, was designed to handle all eventualities. Somewhere, maybe near the door frame, there had to be an alarm button that would ring a bell in the kitchen, and someone would hear it. The thing was to stay calm and think clearly. How long can a man in a short white jacket and checked cotton trousers survive at twenty below zero? Longer than you’d think; come on, pull yourself together. His hand started to feel its way quite calmly (under the circumstances) along the wall, up a little, down a little. No! Not to the left—careful, Nestor. His fingers had just encountered something prickly and ice-cold. Holy Mary! There’s always some sort of dead animal in these cool rooms, a hare or a rabbit with its bristling whiskers . . .
Suddenly, stupidly, Nestor thought of the owner of the house, Mr. Teldi. He pictured him not as he had seen him a few hours ago but as he remembered him from twenty or twenty-five years back. Not that Ernesto Teldi’s famous mustache resembled a rabbit’s long, sparse whiskers, then or now. It was smooth and elegantly trimmed, like Errol Flynn’s. And it hadn’t so much as twitched when he had seen Nestor reappear in his sitting room. Total indifference. But then perhaps that was to be expected; a gentleman like Ernesto Teldi has little reason to trouble himself with the domestic staff, so why would he remember a cook he had seen just once, ages ago now, back in the seventies, in the course of an afternoon fraught with such terrible emotions.
NESTOR’S HAND WAS feeling its way across another section of the wall. A little to the left now . . . but always trying not to wander too far from the door . . . this way. The lifesaving button must be over this way. Everyone knows Americans are practical people—there’s no way they’d put the alarm bell where it can’t be found. Let’s see . . . but his hand seemed to be delving into an even darker abyss, so Nestor decided to give up the methodical search and go back to banging: six, seven, eight (thousand) kicks against the stubborn door. Holy Virgin of Loreto, Merciful Mother of God, Santa Maria Goretti, and Don Bosco . . . please make someone wake up and come down to the kitchen looking for something to eat. There must be one insomniac among them. Adela maybe. Oh yes, dear God, please make Adela come down.
ADELA WAS MR. TELDI’S wife. A banal thought ran through Nestor’s mind (it can happen even in desperate circumstances): Time is so unkind to beautiful faces. Adela must have been about thirty when Nestor met her in South America. Such smooth skin . . . He stretched out his hand . . . Jesus! Those bloody dead hares again. There they were—yes, it was them, with their furry bodies and little white teeth glowing in the dark in defiance of the laws of physics—but what about Adela?
No. She hadn’t recognized him either, apparently, when they’d met to finalize the details of the evening, and that was much more surprising. Their paths had crossed on various occasions, at her house too, but of course that was all many years ago. More than once she had come in and found him chatting with Antonio Reig, the family cook, in that house of theirs in faraway B
uenos Aires. “Ah, so it’s you, Nestor, back again?” she would say, or simply, “Good evening, Nestor.” She always called him by his first name. Yes, that’s what Adela used to say to him back then—“Good evening, Nestor”—and sometimes she would even add: “How are you? . . . Well?” before disappearing from the kitchen, trailing the unmistakable fragrance of Eau de Patou while the two cooks went on gossiping, swapping stories about her, as even the most discreet people are bound to do when someone vanishes leaving such a delectable trace.
A sound from outside made Nestor perk up and listen. He could have sworn he’d heard a noise coming from the other side of the door. And for someone with his long experience of kitchen sounds, there could be no doubt: it was the fizz of a soda siphon. Except that soda siphons disappeared from kitchens years ago, and, anyway, you wouldn’t hear a quiet little sound like that through the reinforced door of a cool room. Santa Gemma Galgani, Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of God, he begged, don’t let the cold make me stupid. No nonsense, no hallucinations. I’ve got to stay calm to find this damn button that’s going to save me. If this weren’t a summer place in the off-season, there’d be a light in this bloody cool room for sure, and none of this would be happening to me.
But of course a blown bulb isn’t going to be replaced in a house occupied for most of the year by an old couple whose idea of housekeeping is a halfhearted look around now and then to check that there hasn’t been a burglary. People are so inefficient and sloppy in their work these days, Nestor thought. It’s just plain irresponsible. But, no, he couldn’t let the cold or panic cloud his thoughts. He had to go on feeling his way in the dark. The button couldn’t be far away; that much was certain. The housekeepers might be chronically slack, but the alarm wasn’t up to them. It must have been built into the system, and no self-respecting American engineer would design a cool room where a man could freeze to death like a sorbet . . .
Nestor heard the soda siphon again. He told himself it couldn’t be, it was completely impossible, although it did remind him of a place in Madrid where those contraptions were still in use, along with all sorts of other gadgets: chewing gum dispensers, old cash registers, gramophones playing teenybopper hits from the fifties and sixties . . . Old-time toys for men with certain tastes and gorgeous boys—all the boys who work in those bars are exquisite creatures, and they’re always accompanied by obliging gentlemen who are only too happy to buy them a fruit soda . . . But it’s best not to talk about such things. Silence and discretion have always been his watchwords. Fruit soda, that’s Serafin Tous’s favorite drink, thought Nestor, although he had a glass of sherry this evening and spilled most of it on his trousers when he saw me. Such a respectable widower. No, no one needed to be informed of Nestor’s little discovery. Least of all Adela and Ernesto Teldi: close friends are always the last to know the things that really matter, that’s the truth. Not like you, old boy, he thought. All the little secrets you know about so many people—like Serafin, for instance. But that’s hardly surprising when you’ve been in the trade for thirty-odd years, working in so many different places. You hear a few things. Nestor believed that knowledge was power, as long as it was never put to use. Or, rather, as long as you stayed in the background, listening and keeping it all under your hat, which was easy enough for him, since no one pays much attention to domestic staff, especially not to a professional cook who doesn’t go in for gossip. But that didn’t stop the stories from filtering into the kitchen, where they were blended with the meringues and set like nougat.
Serafin . . . what an appropriate name, he thought, suddenly remembering his first encounter with the seraphic Mr. Tous, and the second, and both memories made him smile. It was the last thing he should have been thinking about, but he couldn’t help it. Fate has a weird sense of humor: Serafin . . . as in the holy, as if that harmless-looking gentleman had been fated to finish his days surrounded by cherubim.
A laugh. A clearly audible laugh on the other side of the door. Impossible. He was imagining things; it must have been the cold, seeping in now through his ears, his mouth, his nose. It felt like a fine drill trying to penetrate each orifice of his body, boring into his brain to knock out the neurons one by one. And the last thing Nestor needed right now was cold-deadened neurons. That’s how people die in the mountains, numbed by the freezing temperatures, smiling stupidly. No, you fool, it’s not a smile, it’s a grimace, everyone knows that. But so what? Soon you won’t even be able to think straight, you’ll go completely off the rails.
That’s enough. Let’s think this through. Try to think methodically: Who else is in the house? Who else could save me? There’s my assistant, Carlos Garcia—one in a million, that boy—and there’s Karel or Koral or whatever the hell he’s called. And Chloe, his girlfriend, who insisted on coming along in case we needed an extra hand. Any one of them would do. Someone’s bound to come along in the next few minutes, thought Nestor, for he was certain that with all his banging he must have pressed the alarm button at some stage—God bless the Westinghouse engineers! Surely one of those kicks or punches had set off the lifesaving alarm. It was just a matter of time. The door would open. But meanwhile he had to do something to stop his neurons freezing or he’d lose it completely. If you stop thinking straight, you can behave like an absolute moron. He’d seen a television documentary once on Arctic explorers that said they’ve been known to take off all their clothes and go running around stark naked like lunatics in the desert. Careful, Nestor, don’t be silly, no stripping off, and don’t even think of moving from the door. You have to keep banging on the door and shouting. Don’t move away, even a few centimeters, or before you know it, you’ll have lost your bearings and you won’t know which way’s which. The darkness can be treacherous. Don’t budge, Nestor, and don’t let up. But the problem was the cold, seeping in through his mouth, his nose, his ears . . . that was what would kill him. It would drive him mad, Santa Madonna de Alexandria.
He looked at his watch. The luminous hands indicated four past four. How slowly, how terribly slowly, time passes. And then he had an idea: he could block off his orifices, all of them . . . well, not the nose, of course, but the ears for instance. What with? With the only thing handy: paper. You mean from your little black book, Nestor? Obviously from the little black book, you dumb fool! And destroy an irreplaceable collection of dessert recipes from all the countries of the world and the great houses of Europe? Worse still, you’d be destroying all the secret details of . . . Now there’s proof your neurons are freezing up, you old fool. What use is all that to you now? So Nestor extracted a thick notebook covered with moleskin from the inside pocket of his white jacket. Block out the cold, hang on a bit longer, and it’ll be okay, his intuition told him, and his intuition had never failed him yet.
He heard a noise on the other side of the door. And another. The alarm button had worked! At last someone had heard him, and soon they would open the door. He was saved! It would teach him to work late in the kitchen on his own and go marching into an old cool room in a strange house without taking precautions. But it’s over now, it’s over. The door’s about to open . . . click. And again, click.
And not a moment too soon: just when the cold was getting to him, filling his head with stupid thoughts and fears.
2
KAREL, THE CZECH BODYBUILDER
IT WAS KAREL, the Czech boy, who found him, but much later, at about four minutes to seven in the morning.
Karel was in the habit of getting up at dawn, so the hours people keep in Spain, and especially the hour they go to bed, struck him as obscene. “It’s obscennie, Nestor, truly” (when he got worked up, his accent was especially thick). “It’s really bad for you to go to bed so late. It gives you no time to recover.”
It was difficult for someone like Karel to change his morning routine after so many years—to forget the discipline of rising early that had been drilled into him in Moscow, where, like so many other boys from the Eastern-bloc countries who showed sporting promise,
he had been adopted by the great military family and trained, first in a “pioneer camp,” then in the Lefortovo barracks, in the southeast of the city. At Lefortovo, he was known as Karel 4563-C, an up-and-coming weight lifter, a future Communist star, chosen by destiny (and by the Julius Fucik Committee for Czech-Soviet Friendship) to outshine all others at the Atlanta Olympic Games, which were to take place ten years later, the very same month that Karel would turn eighteen.
However, many unexpected things were to happen before the long-awaited month of July 1996, most important the fall of the Berlin Wall in ’89, an event that temporarily prevented Karel from returning to his country (after all, an investment’s an investment, even if it takes the form of an athlete and is part of a disinterested exchange between two kindred nations like the Soviet Union and Czechoslovakia). But curiously, just a few months later, when the Russians began to be faced with more urgent problems than winning Olympic medals, they were only too glad to cut costs, so they allowed and even politely ordered Karel and other Czech, as well as Romanian and Polish, sportsmen to go home. Karel was just twelve years old when he went back to Prague at the beginning of the nineties, so it wasn’t hard for him to make the transition from weight lifting to a vocation more in tune with the new era that was about to dawn. “Bodybuilders”—that was what they were called, apparently, in the West, and according to his new classmates at the Sportovni Skola in Prague, the capitalist countries held major competitions and awarded prizes for the finest biceps and the most sculptured calves. And there was even the chance of getting your photo in the muscle magazines, which paid well, splendidnie even, although, according to his friends from the Sportovni Skola—aspiring bodybuilders like himself—real professionals were few and far between, and they didn’t make much of a living.
Even so, what could be finer in life, sighed all those young dreamers, than the pursuit of the perfect body?
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