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by Donald Hamilton


  Don't misunderstand me. He was on the list, and if I ever got a chance at him in the line of duty, I wouldn't hesitate. In fact, from now on I'd be looking for the chance. But I didn't need to kill him to get away-at least I didn't think so-and I couldn't kill him just because he'd made me lose my temper. It wasn't a sufficient reason. It wasn't what I'd been trained for. It wasn't what I was here for, to avenge injuries to my tender pride…

  Chapter Thirteen

  SOMETHING moved in his eyes, a kind of sudden, vague uneasiness, and he stepped quickly to the desk and hit a buzzer. An instant later the man in the hail was standing behind me. There was a little more after that, of course. Big Sal had been afraid for a moment there; and like his boy Ricky he had to regain status by kicking the dog. I had a tender abdomen and a bloody nose to add to my souvenirs when they marched me out and turned me over to the two punks, with instructions. Ricky thought those instructions were real great.

  "Keep him covered," he said to Tony. "Keep the bastard covered till we get him out of town where I can work on him right."

  Tony said, "Do you just give orders around here, or can you push elevator buttons, too?"

  They took me downstairs again, and out across the parking lot to the car. It was broad daylight now, and had been for several hours, and I had that feeling of having lost track of the days that comes when you've gone without sleep for a while. It was hot, with the dry Nevada heat bouncing off the asphalt pavement. There were some people on the street but none in the parking area. The people who made this a busy place at night were sleeping late this morning. I didn't want any interference, so I waited until Tony had escorted me around the car before I took him.

  I'd been a good boy long enough. He was nice and relaxed now, in exactly the right position. I got him by the arm and made the throw in fine style, bringing his arm down sharply across my knee at the finish. He screamed once as various anatomical items tore and snapped; then he hit the pavement with his head and was quiet. It was a little drastic and I felt a little sorry. Unlike some of them, Tony hadn't seemed to be working full time on being as big a louse as possible.

  The gun had hit the pavement without going off, which was a relief. It had bounced under the car, which was all right. I didn't want it, anyway. I had other, less noisy, plans for Switchblade Ricky.

  He'd been about to open the car door for us. He turned at the single, cut-off scream, and there was a comical, shocked look on his face as he realized that his partner was out of action and he was on his own. The knife came out fast, I'll hand him that. He pushed the button, and the long, thin blade clicked into place.

  "All right for you, Buster," he said in his best, menacing tone. "You want it here, you can have it here, the full treatment!" He started forward.

  I took my hand out of my pocket and gave the little snap of the wrist that flicks that kind of knife open if you keep it properly cleaned and oiled and know the technique. Opening it two-handed is safer and more reliable, but it doesn't impress people nearly so much. Tony's eyes widened slightly, and he stopped coming. This wasn't supposed to happen. When you pulled knives on suckers and squares, they turned pale green and backed off fearfully; they didn't come up with blades of their own.

  He hesitated, saw that my cutting implement was only about half the length of his, regained confidence, and came in fast. I was tempted to play with him a bit, but it was hot, I was tired and sleepy, and when you start playing cat-and-mouse with human beings you deserve trouble and sometimes get it. I sidestepped his clumsy thrust, moved inside the knife, clamped a good hold on his arm, and made one neat surgical cut. The knife dropped from his fingers. That made two of them who'd be operating left-handed for a while, if not forever.

  He backed off, holding his wrist, staring at the blood pumping from between his fingers.

  I said, "You'd better get a tourniquet on that before you bleed to death."

  I stepped over and put my foot on the blade of his knife and pulled up on the handle until the steel snapped.

  It didn't seem to be very good steel. I kicked the pieces towards him.

  "The cheaper the punk," I said, "the longer the blade."

  I backed away until I was fairly sure he couldn't hit me left-handed even if he had a gun and came out of his trance long enough to use it. I turned and walked away across the parking lot, taking out my handkerchief to wipe my little knife clean before putting it away. Then I looked up, as a small open car that I recognized came off the street in a hard flat turn that would have had an ordinary sedan wallowing and screeching. I stopped where I was and waited for her to reach me. She flung the right-hand door open.

  "Get in! Quick!"

  "What's the rush?" I asked in a puzzled voice. I mean, she was a pretty girl I'd spent the night with, and I'm not superhuman.

  She stared at me for a moment, and looked at the knife and at the stains on the cloth with which I was wiping it in a leisurely manner. Then she looked across the area to where one man lay unconscious on the ground and another stood leaning against a car, clutching his wrist and watching the blood run out.

  She said, "Damn you, stop grandstanding and get in before somebody else comes out here!" I got in. She swung the little Mercedes around sharply, and sent it away. "Are you… all right?" she asked, looking straight ahead.

  "Yes."

  "What were they going to do to you?"

  "An operation was mentioned, I believe, among other things."

  She swallowed hard. "How lousy can you get?" Then she said harshly, "Well, if there's a way of getting lousier, he'll find it!"

  Then she gave me a sudden, startled, questioning look, and I realized what she was thinking: she'd left me alone with her father-a prisoner-and she'd found me down here, walking free.

  I said, "It's all right, Moira. Your dad's all right.'

  "Did I ask? Do I give a damn?"

  I said, "Lousy as he is, he's still your louse, you say once."

  She started to speak angrily; then she sighed. "Sure. Blood is thicker than water and all that crap. The hell of it is, it's true. I could never feel the same…" Shi glanced at me, flushed, and stopped. After a moment, she said, changing the subject completely: "You haven't asked me about my trip."

  "Tell me about your trip."

  "That's a real creep, from Creepville."

  "I know," I said. "He reminds you of me."

  She made a face at me. "Fenn," she said, tasting the word. It didn't taste good. "He didn't say a word out of line. He didn't touch me. But think? My God, he had me raped once a block and twice at each traffic light. He's got it on his mind so bad he aches all over. I'd hate to be working in the house that gets his business."

  It was a matter of record, of course, but I was glad to have it confirmed from the feminine viewpoint.

  "I was damn glad when the car that had been tailing us pulled up to pick him up," she said. "I was afraid he'd come into the house with me in spite of Dad's orders. I waited until they were out of sight, and jumped back in the Merc and drove like hell… I hope Sheik's all right, alone there. Baby, do you think it's safe to go home?"

  I considered the question briefly. Martell might want to come right after me again, but I doubted that Fredericks would let him. "I'd say so. I gave myself away pretty badly when I took those punks. Your dad will spot it as professional work."

  She glanced at me. "Professional. I don't suppose I'd better ask what profession."

  "You'd better not," I said. "I might tell you."

  "I still think you're a government man. Even if-"

  "Even if what?"

  She shook her head. "I don't know. I guess I don't want to know. How does your giving yourself away make it safe for us to go home?"

  "Your dad acted hastily and lost a couple of his boys, at least temporarily. He won't want to make the same mistake again. He'll guess I'm not just an amorous tourist, and he'll want to do some serious investigating before he takes further action."

  "You hope," she said, "becau
se here we are."

  We pulled into the driveway by the little blue house and went inside, picking up the newspaper that lay on the front step. I had again that funny feeling of guilt. I was bringing my girl home in broad daylight after a long and dissipated night.

  The dog had a nice padded wicker bed by the little fireplace at the end of the living room. He acknowledged our presence, after the door had closed behind us, by opening one eye to look at us warily and closing it again with relief: we weren't the kicking variety of humans.

  "Some watchdog," I said. "I read somewhere that they were even used to hunt leopards back where they came from, but I guess the modern breed is pretty much for show and rabbits. It's funny how they can breed the guts out of just about any animal, if they keep at it long enough."

  I was teasing her, and she reacted right away: "You're not being fair! Just because he wouldn't… I asked too much of him. He just didn't understand!"

  "Maybe not," I said, "but I'd sure hate to stack him up against a real tough bobcat, and they only weigh about thirty pounds… All right, all right," I said, grinning, as she threatened to become violent. "He's a big brave dog and he just didn't want to hurt those poor little fellows… Ouch!"

  She'd kicked me. I grabbed her, and we wrestled a bit, not altogether playfully. She was really mad. Then, her temper vanished in an instant, and she was laughing, and then she gasped, and I looked where she was looking at our images in the big mirror by the door: two beat-up characters too long without sleep, too long in their clothes. She freed herself and faced the mirror squarely.

  "Oh, my God!" he said. "No wonder Dad said..

  She checked herself, grimaced, reached down for the belt and back for the zipper, and let the dress fall about her feet. She stepped out of it and kicked it through the open bedroom door and one shoe with it. She kicked the second shoe after the first, and reached up to extract the few remaining pins from her hair, shaking it loose. It was longer than I'd thought, soft and bright to her bare shoulders.

  "Look," she said, still prospecting for pins, "why don't you start some eggs and coffee while I take a shower; then I'll get breakfast on the table while you're cleaning up… What's the matter?" She glanced down at herself, barefoot, in brassiere and panties, and said impatiently, "Oh, for God's sake, you've made love to me twice! So I've got a body. Big deal!"

  I said, grinning, "Who's impressed? Go take your damn shower."

  She said, "Baby-" The doorbell rang. She said, with another glance at her brief costume, if you could call it that, "Oh, damn. Get that, will you, baby?"

  I gave her time to withdraw into the bedroom and close the door. Then I opened the front door. The man outside was wearing clean coveralls and a cap with some kind of public utilities insignia. He was carrying one of those aluminum-covered notebooks or clipboards they use. He said something I didn't catch, and opened the cover of the thing to show me something. When I stepped forward, his partner, whom I hadn't seen, came up from my left and hit me over the head with a sap.

  Chapter Fourteen

  ALL RIGHT, so it was a stupid damn business, and if I'd seen it on TV I'd have groaned and turned off the set with, perhaps, some comments on the stuffy behavior of the supposedly tough and competent private eye on the screen, walking right into it like that. All I can say is that I'd had two nights without sleep, the last one a real dilly; I wasn't at my best. Of course, we hardly ever are, in times of crisis. Unlike Olympic athletes, lucky fellows, we don't get to go into training for our major efforts, with plenty of good wholesome food and lots of sleep. We're supposed to do it on benzedrine and hard liquor if necessary, which it usually is.

  Anyway, they caught me completely off guard, the way a man like me isn't ever supposed to be. I thought I had the opposition all figured out; and the time you start thinking that is the time you usually find out you're wrong. I won't say that the fact that I went to the door with my mind less on who might be out there than on my bright mental image of the kid without too many clothes on didn't have something to do with my negligence.

  The sap-man was an expert. His blow was no harder than necessary, and no softer, either. I went down. The one in the coveralls kept me from hitting my face on the brick steps. I wasn't out, not completely; I was aware of the other man putting his instrument away-a cosh, it might have been called by Duke Logan, and why he came into my mind at that moment I didn't know. The two men between them dragged me into the house. They dumped me on the nearby sofa. I could see it all quite clearly although my eyes were closed. It was as if I was way out and above it somewhere, looking into the tiny toy house with its tiny toy living room and the tiny toy figures going through their minuscule motions.

  "Did you have to hit him so hard?" a voice asked. "If you've killed him-"

  "I don't kill them unless I'm paid to kill them," another voice said. "What did you want me to do, read his damn gas meter? What the hell's a man doing here, anyway?" It wasn't the voice of anybody I'd ever met. It went on irritably: "There was only supposed to be the girl and the dog. Keep an eye on the mutt while I look around; and on this character, too, in case he starts to-"

  A third voice called, "Matt, who was it, baby?"

  I was supposed to do something, and for the second time that day I couldn't do it. I didn't even know what it was, this time. I only knew that it was terribly important, that terrible things would happen if I didn't do it, but I couldn't move. I heard a door open somewhere.

  "Matt, I-" Her voice changed. "Who the hell are you? What are you doing here?"

  Then the door slammed shut again. Footsteps crossed the room towards it, fast, and a shoulder burst it open before she could get it locked. There was a scuffle in the other room and a man's voice called:

  "Lou, for Christ's sake, come here and get the gun from the damn little wildcat before she… Ouch! You bitch!"

  There was the sound of a blow and a gasp of pain. The other man had gone in to help and I was alone, but not quite alone. Something new had come into the room. It was like one of those nightmares you have as a kid, when there's something big and black in the corner, growing, spreading, and if it ever touches you, you're gone. It was there, quite still at first and then moving, and I wanted to cry out, to warn them. After all, fox all their faults, they were human beings like me. But I couldn't speak.

  It flowed soundlessly towards the bedroom door, and after that the real nightmare began, with sound effects straight from hell, and the kid was in there, and I had to get to her, and I fell off the sofa trying, and passed out.

  "Matt! Mart, please wake up!"

  I came back from far away and opened my eyes. She came into focus in two places. The two images fused, and you've never seen anything like it. I mean, she looked like she'd been painting the house, only it wasn't paint. It brought me up sitting, even though I thought my head would kill me.

  "Moira!" I gasped. "Kid-"

  She said, "Oh, for God's sake don't make a federal case of it! It's just a little blood. It… it isn't mine. I'm all right."

  I looked at her, and saw that she really was all right even if she looked ready to go on the warpath. The room started to revolve around me. She grabbed me as I swayed, sitting there.

  "Please, baby!" she said. "Please try!'

  "Try what?"

  "You've got to come! He's in there. He's-" Her voice broke. "He's hurt. He's so terribly hurt! You've got to come and see if there's anything… anything you can do. Please, baby, please try to stand up!"

  I tried to stand up. I made it. She helped me across the room to the bedroom door. After that, my head cleared very suddenly. I didn't even have a headache any more, or if I had, I couldn't be bothered with it.

  The one nearest the door had tried to ward it off with his arm. It had sheared off the arm just below the elbow-well, that was the general impression I got, anyway-and had gone on for the throat. It had done a very thorough job there. The other one had apparently been trying to do some shooting. It hadn't bothered with the hand
or the gun. It had just taken him by the neck, like the rabbit. The angle of the head indicated that a couple of vertebrae might actually be crushed or broken. There didn't seem to be any point in investigating more closely, however, since there wasn't much left between head and shoulders, anyway.

  I must confess that I'm not an expert on really mangled bodies. We fought a secret war, one that didn't often confront us with the more gruesome effects of bombs and high-explosive shells. This was just about as messy a situation as I'd ever witnessed, and I had to gulp a couple of times to get my digestive tract operating in the right direction again. The kid paid no attention to the horrors on the floor.

  "Over here," she said. "Quick!"

  I went around the bed. The big dog was lying there, stretched out on his side. He was fairly gruesome, too; you can't go messing with carotids and jugulars without getting a little gory. She'd cleaned off his head, however. Apparently that was how she'd got it all over her, handling him. He tried to raise his head as we came up. The tip of his long tail moved. I'd seen him do lots of things with that silly monkey tail, but this was the first time I'd seen him wag it like a real dog. You could see that he was kind of proud of himself. He thought he'd done pretty well. He kept an eye on us, though; you could never be sure, if you were a dog, what these odd humans were going to approve of.

  Moira went to her knees and took the lean gray head in her lap. The mouth opened, and I could see-and for the first time really appreciate-the long, cruel fighting Jaw and the big, white, leopard-killing teeth. The dog started licking Moira's hand. I just stood there. I mean, how do you apologize to a dog?

  "Easy, Sheik, easy," Moira said. She looked up at me pleadingly. "What do you think?"

  I bent down and looked him over. He'd taken at least three bullets, one far back that harm gone clear through from side to side, presumably while he was disposing of the first man, one diagonally into the chest as he turned, and one squarely into the chest, with powder burns, as he made his final charge right into the muzzle of the gun.

 

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