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by Griff Rhys Jones


  The cat, the cat that singeth.

  He lifteth up his innocent voice

  He lifteth up, he singeth

  And all the people warm themselves

  In the love his beauty bringeth.

  EDWIN MORGAN 1920–

  * * *

  STRAWBERRIES

  There were never strawberries

  like the ones we had

  that sultry afternoon

  sitting on the step

  of the open french window

  facing each other

  your knees held in mine

  the blue plates in our laps

  the strawberries glistening

  in the hot sunlight

  we dipped them in sugar

  looking at each other

  not hurrying the feast

  for one to come

  the empty plates

  laid on the stone together

  with the two forks crossed

  and I bent towards you

  sweet in that air

  in my arms

  abandoned like a child

  from your eager mouth

  the taste of strawberries

  in my memory

  lean back again

  let me love you

  let the sun beat

  on our forgetfulness

  one hour of all

  the heat intense

  and summer lightning

  on the Kilpatrick hills

  let the storm wash the plates

  ROGER McGOUGH 1937–

  * * *

  VINEGAR

  sometimes

  i feel like a priest

  in a fish & chip queue

  quietly thinking

  as the vinegar runs through

  how nice it would be

  to buy supper for two

  SIR JOHN BETJEMAN 1906–84

  * * *

  MYFANWY

  Kind o’er the kinderbank leans my Myfanwy,

  White o’er the play-pen the sheen of her dress,

  Fresh from the bathroom and soft in the nursery

  Soap-scented fingers I long to caress.

  Were you a prefect and head of your dormit’ry?

  Were you a hockey girl, tennis or gym?

  Who was your favourite? Who had a crush on you?

  Which were the baths where they taught you to swim?

  Smooth down the Avenue glitters the bicycle,

  Black-stockinged legs under navy-blue serge,

  Home and Colonial, Star, International,

  Balancing bicycle leant on the verge.

  Trace me your wheel-tracks, you fortunate bicycle,

  Out of the shopping and into the dark,

  Back down the Avenue, back to the pottingshed,

  Back to the house on the fringe of the park.

  Golden the light on the locks of Myfanwy,

  Golden the light on the book on her knee,

  Finger-marked pages of Rackham’s Hans Andersen,

  Time for the children to come down to tea.

  Oh! Fuller’s angel-cake, Robertson’s marmalade,

  Liberty lampshade, come, shine on us all,

  My! what a spread for the friends of Myfanwy

  Some in the alcove and some in the hall.

  Then what sardines in the half-lighted passages!

  Locking of fingers in long hide-and-seek.

  You will protect me, my silken Myfanwy,

  Ringleader, tom-boy, and chum to the weak.

  W.B. YEATS 1865–1939

  * * *

  HE WISHES FOR THE CLOTHS OF HEAVEN

  Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,

  Enwrought with golden and silver light,

  The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

  Of night and light and the half-light,

  I would spread the cloths under your feet:

  But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

  I have spread my dreams under your feet;

  Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

  ‘… we have no hope of better

  Happiness than this, …’

  from ‘Modern Love’

  HUGO WILLIAMS 1942–

  * * *

  TIDES

  The evening advances, then withdraws again

  Leaving our cups and books like islands on the floor.

  We are drifting you and I,

  As far from one another as the young heroes

  Of these two novels we have just laid down.

  For that is happiness: to wander alone

  Surrounded by the same moon, whose tides remind us of ourselves,

  Our distances, and what we leave behind.

  The lamp left on, the curtains letting in the light.

  These things were promises. No doubt we will come back to them.

  WENDY COPE 1945–

  * * *

  LOSS

  The day he moved out was terrible –

  That evening she went through hell.

  His absence wasn’t a problem

  But the corkscrew had gone as well.

  ROGER McGOUGH 1937–

  * * *

  COMECLOSE AND SLEEPNOW

  it is afterwards

  and you talk on tiptoe

  happy to be part

  of the darkness

  lips becoming limp

  a prelude to tiredness.

  Comeclose and Sleepnow

  for in the morning

  when a policeman

  disguised as the sun

  creeps into the room

  and your mother

  disguised as birds

  calls from the trees

  you will put on a dress of guilt

  and shoes with broken high ideals

  and refusing coffee

  run

  alltheway

  home.

  BRIAN PATTEN 1946–

  * * *

  PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL RAPED AT A SUBURBAN PARTY

  And after this quick bash in the dark

  You will rise and go

  Thinking of how empty you have grown

  And of whether all the evening’s care in front of mirrors

  And the younger boys disowned

  Led simply to this.

  Confined to what you are expected to be

  By what you are

  Out in this frozen garden

  You shiver and vomit –

  Frightened, drunk among trees,

  You wonder at how those acts that called for tenderness

  Were far from tender.

  Now you have left your titterings about love

  And your childishness behind you

  Yet still far from being old

  You spew up among flowers

  And in the warm stale rooms

  The party continues.

  It seems you saw some use in moving away

  From that group of drunken lives

  Yet already ten minutes pregnant

  In twenty thousand you might remember

  This party

  This dull Saturday evening

  When planets rolled out of your eyes

  And splashed down in suburban grasses.

  DOUGLAS DUNN 1942–

  * * *

  MODERN LOVE

  It is summer, and we are in a house

  That is not ours, sitting at a table

  Enjoying minutes of a rented silence,

  The upstairs people gone. The pigeons lull

  To sleep the under-tens and invalids,

  The tree shakes out its shadows to the grass,

  The roses rove through the wilds of my neglect.

  Our lives flap, and we have no hope of better

  Happiness than this, not much to show for love

  But how we are, or how this evening is,

  Unpeopled, silent, and where we are alive

  In a domestic love, seemingly alone,

  All other lives worn down to trees and sun
light,

  Looking forward to a visit from the cat.

  ALICE WALKER 1944–

  * * *

  DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER?

  DID YOUR SISTER THROW UP A LOT?

  I love a man who is not worth

  my love.

  Did this happen to your mother?

  Did your grandmother wake up

  for no good reason

  in the middle of the night?

  I thought love could be controlled.

  It cannot.

  Only behavior can be controlled.

  By biting your tongue purple

  rather than speak.

  Mauling your lips.

  Obliterating his number

  too thoroughly

  to be able to phone.

  Love has made me sick.

  Did your sister throw up a lot?

  Did your cousin complain

  of a painful knot

  in her back?

  Did your aunt always

  seem to have something else

  troubling her mind?

  I thought love would adapt itself

  to my needs.

  But needs grow too fast;

  they come up like weeds.

  Through cracks in the conversation.

  Through silences in the dark.

  Through everything you thought was concrete.

  Such needful love has to be chopped out

  or forced to wilt back,

  poisoned by disapproval

  from its own soil.

  This is bad news, for the conservationist.

  My hand shakes before this killing.

  My stomach sits jumpy in my chest.

  My chest is the Grand Canyon

  sprawled empty

  over the world.

  Whoever he is, he is not worth all this.

  And I will never

  unclench my teeth long enough

  to tell him so.

  PHILIP LARKIN 1922–85

  * * *

  DECEPTIONS

  ‘Of course I was drugged, and so heavily I did not regain my consciousness till the next morning. I was horrified to discover that I had been ruined, and for some days I was inconsolable, and cried like a child to be killed or sent back to my aunt.’

  Mayhew, London Labour and the London Poor.

  Even so distant, I can taste the grief,

  Bitter and sharp with stalks, he made you gulp.

  The sun’s occasional print, the brisk brief

  Worry of wheels along the street outside

  Where bridal London bows the other way,

  And light, unanswerable and tall and wide,

  Forbids the scar to heal, and drives

  Shame out of hiding. All the unhurried day

  Your mind lay open like a drawer of knives.

  Slums, years, have buried you. I would not dare

  Console you if I could. What can be said,

  Except that suffering is exact, but where

  Desire takes charge, readings will grow erratic?

  For you would hardly care

  That you were less deceived, out on that bed,

  Than he was, stumbling up the breathless stair

  To burst into fulfilment’s desolate attic.

  BRIAN PATTEN 1946–

  * * *

  A BLADE OF GRASS

  You ask for a poem.

  I offer you a blade of grass.

  You say it is not good enough.

  You ask for a poem.

  I say this blade of grass will do.

  It has dressed itself in frost,

  It is more immediate

  Than any image of my making.

  You say it is not a poem,

  It is a blade of grass and grass

  Is not quite good enough.

  I offer you a blade of grass.

  You are indignant.

  You say it is too easy to offer grass.

  It is absurd.

  Anyone can offer a blade of grass.

  You ask for a poem.

  And so I write you a tragedy about

  How a blade of grass

  Becomes more and more difficult to offer,

  And about how as you grow older

  A blade of grass

  Becomes more difficult to accept.

  WENDY COPE 1945–

  * * *

  A CHRISTMAS POEM

  At Christmas little children sing and merry bells jingle,

  The cold winter air makes our hands and faces tingle

  And happy families go to church and cheerily they mingle

  And the whole business is unbelievably dreadful, if you’re single.

  ‘In labour-saving homes, with care

  Their wives frizz out peroxide hair’

  from ‘Slough’

  CRAIG RAINE 1944–

  * * *

  A MARTIAN SENDS A POSTCARD HOME

  Caxtons are mechanical birds with many wings

  and some are treasured for their markings –

  they cause the eyes to melt

  or the body to shriek without pain.

  I have never seen one fly, but

  sometimes they perch on the hand.

  Mist is when the sky is tired of flight

  and rests its soft machine on ground:

  then the world is dim and bookish

  like engravings under tissue paper.

  Rain is when the earth is television.

  It has the property of making colours darker.

  Model T is a room with the lock inside –

  a key is turned to free the world

  for movement, so quick there is a film

  to watch for anything missed.

  But time is tied to the wrist

  or kept in a box, ticking with impatience.

  In homes, a haunted apparatus sleeps,

  that snores when you pick it up.

  If the ghost cries, they carry it

  to their lips and soothe it to sleep

  with sounds. And yet, they wake it up

  deliberately, by tickling with a finger.

  Only the young are allowed to suffer

  openly. Adults go to a punishment room

  with water but nothing to eat.

  They lock the door and suffer the noises

  alone. No one is exempt

  and everyone’s pain has a different smell.

  At night, when all the colours die,

  they hide in pairs

  and read about themselves –

  in colour, with their eyelids shut.

  PHILIP LARKIN 1922–85

  * * *

  TOADS

  Why should I let the toad work

  Squat on my life?

  Can’t I use my wit as a pitchfork

  And drive the brute off?

  Six days of the week it soils

  With its sickening poison –

  Just for paying a few bills!

  That’s out of proportion.

  Lots of folk live on their wits:

  Lecturers, lispers,

  Losels, loblolly-men, louts –

  They don’t end as paupers;

  Lots of folk live up lanes

  With fires in a bucket,

  Eat windfalls and tinned sardines –

  They seem to like it.

  Their nippers have got bare feet,

  Their unspeakable wives

  Are skinny as whippets – and yet

  No one actually starves.

  Ah, were I courageous enough

  To shout Stuff your pension!

  But I know, all too well, that’s the stuff

  That dreams are made on:

  For something sufficiently toad-like

  Squats in me, too;

  Its hunkers are heavy as hard luck,

  And cold as snow,

  And will never allow me to blarney

  My way to getting

  The fame and the girl and the money
/>   All at one sitting.

  I don’t say, one bodies the other

  One’s spiritual truth;

  But I do say it’s hard to lose either,

  When you have both.

  W.H. AUDEN 1907–73

  * * *

  NIGHT MAIL

  I

  This is the Night Mail crossing the Border,

  Bringing the cheque and the postal order,

  Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,

  The shop at the corner, the girl next door.

  Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:

  The gradient’s against her, but she’s on time.

  Past cotton-grass and moorland boulder,

  Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,

  Snorting noisily, she passes

  Silent miles of wind-bent grasses.

  Birds turn their heads as she approaches,

  Stare from bushes at her blank-faced coaches.

  Sheep-dogs cannot turn her course;

  They slumber on with paws across.

  In the farm she passes no one wakes,

  But a jug in a bedroom gently shakes.

  II

  Dawn freshens. Her climb is done.

  Down towards Glasgow she descends,

  Towards the steam tugs yelping down a glade of cranes,

  Towards the fields of apparatus, the furnaces

  Set on the dark plain like gigantic chessmen.

  All Scotland waits for her:

  In dark glens, beside pale-green lochs,

  Men long for news.

  III

  Letters of thanks, letters from banks,

  Letters of joy from girl and boy,

  Receipted bills and invitations

  To inspect new stock or to visit relations,

  And applications for situations,

  And timid lovers’ declarations,

  And gossip, gossip from all the nations,

  News circumstantial, news financial,

  Letters with holiday snaps to enlarge in,

  Letters with faces scrawled on the margin,

  Letters from uncles, cousins and aunts,

 

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