by Vivien Vale
She lets loose one more big laugh and then makes herself put on a straight face.
“The women say they need a big, ferocious man to piss around the village garden so it scares the animals away from eating the vegetables. They say it’s best if the man has recently eaten meat. Then, first thing in the morning, he should piss around the garden for the best results.”
I stare at her.
She can’t be serious. She has to be fucking with me.
My face must’ve had some kind of expression of shock or disbelief on it because she bursts out laughing again.
“That’s not funny, Adelaide,” I tell her in a raised voice so she can hear me over her boisterous laughing.
I glare at her.
“I’m not joking, Ford,” she manages to spit out. “That’s exactly what they said, and that’s exactly what they want you to do. They believe it’ll help. It’s a different world here, Ford. Take one for the team. It’s a simple bathroom break you take in the morning, anyway. Just in a specific location.”
Jesus, I never thought I’d hear a woman tell me to take one for the team in terms of taking a piss in the morning. Around a vegetable garden, no less, to ward off hungry animals.
Her laughter gets to me.
I let out a laugh. Then I’m full on laughing alongside her.
The situation is, of course, utterly fucking ridiculous.
I glance over at the village women. They’re staring at us in amazement.
We must look like utter fools. In the moment, though, I don’t care.
After a few minutes, we get ourselves under control.
Adelaide’s looking at me.
“Well?” she asks.
“Well what?”
“Are you going to help them out with the village garden?” She chuckles.
She’s looking at me hopefully. I know she cares about these people and wants the best for them.
Even though the solution to the problem seems a little crazy and doubtful in it being effective, I can’t deny helping the people of the village. I can’t deny making Adelaide happy, either.
“I’ll help them. First thing in the morning, I promise to go to the village garden and take a piss there.” I chuckle.
“Thank you, Ford.”
I grunt in acknowledgment.
Turning away from her, I head to the group of village women to tell them I will help.
They all break out into clapping with huge smiles on their faces. One woman even pulls me in for a giant hug.
I hug her back awkwardly.
“Asante,” she mumbles.
I give my usual grunt reply, assuming she said thank you.
I see Adelaide looking at us. She has the same smile the village women have right now. And yet hers is somehow completely different.
It’s the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop staring at her.
This is part of why I agreed to the ridiculous plan concerning the village garden. Her smile.
The happiness of the villagers is an added bonus.
Looks like I have a date with the village garden tomorrow morning.
Let’s hope the women don’t go so far as to come to check on me in while I’m doing my manly duty by taking a morning piss.
I chuckle as I pick up the bowl with the rest of my stew.
Time to eat up, Ford.
Chapter 11
Adelaide
Sweat’s standing on my brow.
It’s a particularly hot day.
The air inside the hospital is completely still.
In the heat trapped under the tarp, everything’s near boiling point.
In the presence of Ford, my feelings are in roiling turmoil. I’m still begrudging my brother, Sten, for having hired Ford, and I want to stand up to him—yet ultimately, that would result in Ford leaving again, and a part of me doesn’t want that.
Right now, I find it very confusing to not know exactly what I want.
The smell of sick mingles with the antiseptics—my “magic potions”—and the constant dust. The fine, powdered dirt gets in everywhere and carries a distinct, earthy smell.
I’m bent over a patient, an elderly woman. Her daughter dabs my forehead with a damp rag, collecting the beads of sweat that have formed there. I flash her a brief sideways smile in appreciation.
She kindly squeezes my arm before I return my attention to her mother. Many villagers express their thanks in small gestures like this, and I’m grateful. It makes me feel welcome and needed.
Not all my cases are dramatic. This old woman has just been working too hard.
She collapsed from sheer exhaustion. The combination of toiling in the village garden under the hot sun, the scarce water supply, and old brittle bones have proven too much.
I can’t forbid this woman from going back to work. But I can make her rest beforehand.
Though she’s still feeling faint, she’ll come around eventually. She sips a cocktail of minerals and vitamins, which will speed up her body’s recovery.
Ford has positioned himself at the hut’s entrance. From there, he can see the inside and outside at the same time. He checks who comes in and keeps an eye on what’s happening in the village.
The villagers accept him as the hospital’s new doorman. He stops short of actually patting them down before he lets them pass, but he eyes them inquisitively and with suspicion, as if everyone might be carrying a concealed weapon.
I roll my eyes and make apologetic gestures every time it happens, but the villagers just take it as part of the treatment.
His post at the entrance doesn’t leave Ford any better off in terms of the heat.
The air outside is absolutely still. Not a single breeze is stirring the dust. The sun’s bearing down relentlessly.
I can’t understand how Ford keeps his beard in this heat. He must feel hot under all that facial hair.
Despite being groomed like a yeti, he doesn’t seem to be bothered. Meanwhile, my upper lip’s damp, so I wipe my mouth on the sleeve of my safari shirt.
“Joto moto, kazi ngumu,” the old woman says sympathetically.
“Hot heat, hard work,” her daughter explains.
I can relate. I nod enthusiastically.
With Ford close by, I constantly seem to be a few degrees hotter in the hospital hut, and my work’s actually harder.
Before, I was never this aware of my body when I was working.
Usually, I would enter a zone where each task and gesture come naturally to me, and I work fast and efficiently.
Now I’m painfully aware whether my ass is angled toward Ford or not when I bend down to retrieve something.
I have to make an effort to keep track of things as I know his eyes scrutinize what’s going on all the time. I’m even conscious of my voice and what I say to my patients.
And I’m certainly aware all of a sudden of how much I perspire in this hothouse of a hospital. I don’t smell, but my armpits are always damp with Ford present at the hut’s entrance.
I think back on how we were even closer just recently—when our hands touched accidentally. Despite the heat, goosebumps break out on my skin at the memory.
The sensation sharpens my senses. My skin under the hospital apron is hot and cold at the same time with the thought—the hope—that Ford might touch me, if only accidentally.
Imagining his hand on me—just a simple touch like the patients give me—excites me tremendously. A tingling wave’s welling up inside of me and makes me lose my concentration.
I steal a glance at Ford, who luckily has his eyes trained on the outside at that moment. He only seems to sweat during physical activities and doesn’t mind standing for hours on end.
I will my focus back on the task at hand and get ready to move on to the next patient.
Suddenly, there’s a commotion outside, and everything happens at once.
I can hear a child shouting.
A boy runs up to the hospital.
“Daktari, daktari!
” he yells and tries to squeeze past Ford.
The child’s lifted up in the air with the momentum of Ford slinging his arm around the boy’s waist to stop him.
“Doctor, doctor!” the boy continues, yelling in Swahili, undeterred by Ford.
I nod to my protector to put him down, and the child runs to me, tugging at my apron and pointing outside.
Something must’ve happened. Ford and I exchange a look of concern, and I notice how he immediately stiffens and braces himself for whatever situation awaits us.
Just then, a wind picks up and sends a dry dead bush flying across the front of the hosptial. The ever-present dust rises over the village, and sand pelts the outside of the hut with a sharp, cracking sound.
The woman and her daughter motion for me to go with the boy. Ford and I run after him.
I’m prepared for the worst—a man bleeding to death, a complicated fracture, the bite of a poisonous animal. Meanwhile, Ford seems ready to take on whatever army of intruders dares to invade his territory.
He runs with one hand on the handle of his bush knife, and I know that somewhere on his huge body, he carries at least one gun hidden among his gear.
Outside, the entire village seems to be up on their legs. Following the child, I vaguely notice in passing people busy with buckets, containers, bottles, pots, and pans. Clearly, something big’s going on.
Everyone’s gathering at the edge of the village, and the boy’s pointing excitedly. I follow his finger and see huge clouds forming in the sky, towering above us. Within mere seconds, the sun disappears, and the day darkens.
All the light is swallowed up. The temperature drops rapidly, and the wind picks up, tearing at my hair.
A deep rumbling shakes us and resonates everywhere. Instinctively, I grab Ford’s arm.
Then a slow pitter-patter begins as thick drops fall and hit the sand. The dust immediately absorbs them.
The storm clouds thicken with another rumbling. Now they’re directly above us. The sky opens, and rain starts pouring down—so dense and fast I have to gasp for air.
I let go of Ford and take a step forward. I open my arms and turn my face toward the clouds.
The feeling of water washing over my face—sticky with sweat and dust—is heavenly. My entire body breathes a sigh of relief. I feel alive.
With my arms still extended to my sides, I start turning in slow circles.
Ford has planted his feet apart widely, his arms folded in front of his chest. Rain’s running through his beard as he watches the scene.
All around us, the villagers are busy. Every single canteen and container is being put out to collect the precious resource.
I should be helping, a distant voice in my head insists, but I’m caught up in the joy of the moment.
Children are running around everywhere, splashing in the quickly forming puddles. Most of them have already stripped off their clothes, innocently welcoming the rain on their naked bodies, free of care and full of innocence.
I shuck off my hospital apron. Even the safari shirt I wear underneath seems too much, even though I always keep it unbuttoned halfway in the heat.
I hastily fumble with the remaining buttons and shrug out of the shirt.
In just my tank top and khaki pants, I run around in circles, imitating the children.
What a joy to be alive! I let the rain wash off all the traces of dust, dirt, and sweat—and with it, all the stress and anxiety of the past few days.
I run my hands along my neck and my hair, which becomes completely soaked within seconds. I spin and spin in wide circles, sending drops of water flying in every direction.
Out of breath and panting but feeling alive and full of energy, I come to a stop.
I’m facing Ford, standing a few feet away. He has a puzzled, disapproving look as he stares at me.
I let my arms fall to my side. The rain is such a relief, and the whole village has been waiting for this much-needed water for so long. I don’t care if he can’t enjoy the moment!
I throw back my head, open my mouth, and let it fill with rainwater. I look back at Ford and spontaneously spit the water at him in a stream.
With lightning reflexes, he ducks past it and takes a step toward me.
“Oh, come on, Ford!” I shout at him. “Live a little. Enjoy the water. Enjoy the moment!”
His look remains stern as he makes clumsy gestures with his huge hands to indicate something on my chest.
“What?”
I look down. My white tank top is completely soaked—and transparent. With all the joy, excitement, and wetness, my nipples are fully erect, poking through the fabric.
He’s been staring at my tits this whole time!
I cover my mouth with one hand, then quickly cross my arms in front of my chest. Suddenly, I start shivering in my wet clothes.
From the depths of the many pockets on his vest, Ford produces a microfiber towel and steps forward to place it around my shoulders. He looks vaguely relieved to cover me up, but he’s also making a pained grimace, as if he’s sorry to end the sight of my see-through tank top hugging my breasts tightly.
As his arms are around me, I can feel the heat coming off his body despite the fact that he’s also completely soaked.
I lean into this half-embrace and push my side against his body. I inhale deeply, and underneath the smell of rain, wet earth, and damp clothes, there’s his musky scent—which is so much more intense and better than his stale hat I smelled the other day.
I’m basking in his warmth while his nearly overpowering scent brings my emotions to a boil, heating me up from the inside.
If only this moment could last forever.
Chapter 12
Ford
My brain hears the words but refuses to fucking process them. My answer is mechanical. “No,” I hear myself say before I can even think it through.
Had she really just suggested a shower together? Surely, I misheard; I mean, why would she suggest I shower with her? Something about water conservation or some other shit, but she can’t mean it, can she?
Was she fucking serious?
As it is, I’m struggling to contain my overpowering desire for her. If I have to shower with her, I may not be able to control myself.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see her emerge from her hut.
Fuck.
She’s only dressed in a simple black bikini.
It’s neither as elaborate nor as fancy as other bikinis I’ve seen on hot chicks, yet it’s so fucking sexy.
On a job last year, I was protecting the wives of a super important wealthy sheikh. His harem was full of exotic beauties, and when they wore bikinis, they wore the most exotic pieces.
I mean, there were nature-inspired ones, skin-colored ones, ones that seemed to only cover nipples, and even ones covered in glitter.
As I stand here watching Adelaide walk past, those girls from the harem pale into insignificance. I know she wouldn’t look any better in anything fancier; I guess you can’t improve on perfection.
It takes me about two minutes to make my decision—to change my fucking mind. For me, that’s like a lifetime. In my line of work, you’ve got be able to make decisions in less than a microsecond.
Sweat’s pouring off me, and the slightly muddy ground has left specks of dirt on my legs—not to mention, the grime, sweat, and dirt I’ve accumulated over the past few days. I sure could use a shower.
Maybe I could do it the way I am? But instantly, I dismiss the idea. It’s fucking stupid.
My skin needs soap and water. I mean, how many days have I not showered now?
It doesn’t matter what’s the worst that can happen if I go there in my boxers. I mean, she’s fucking covered, and I’ll be covering my most important body part. Not to mention, she’s fucking off-limits.
I’m here to protect her, not lead her astray.
With a sigh, I go into my tent and strip off. When I emerge, I’m only wearing boxers and something on my feet.
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I never go anywhere in these parts without covering them. The nasties don’t stand a fucking chance.
The minute I walk around the side of the house, butterflies multiply in my stomach. It’s an unusual feeling. I’m normally cool, calm, and collected.
Beside the green palm tree, I see her. She’s gorgeous. There are no words to properly describe her beauty.
My insides feel strange. It’s as if they’ve been put into a vice, and that vice is being tightened by an invisible force.
With my eyes on her, I don’t see the puddle.
Splash!
Mud sprays up. A bit even goes into my eye.
Briefly, I can’t see anything. It hurts like hell. I rub it, but it doesn’t seem to get any better.
Tears are streaming down my face, and I’m regretting my decision to join her for a shower.
Nothing wrong with a little dirt, is there? Of course, now I’m here.
Fuck. I think she’s seen me.
She half-turns toward me.
“Ehm,” she starts, and straightens up. “You okay?”
My eye’s still shut from the mud incident. “Fine,” I grunt and keep walking toward her.
She’s holding a bar of soap and seems to be lathering herself up.
“Don’t you do that with water, I mean, under the shower?”
Adelaide shakes her head and rolls her eyes. “Clearly, you don’t understand what it means to have a water shortage.”
Instead of getting into an argument with her, I turn to walk away. I’ve forgotten my own soap and towel. Of course, it’s so warm I don’t really need a towel, but I do need soap.
“Changed your mind already, have you? Or did you get clean simply by being near the shower?” I hear her ask with a chuckle.
“Forgot something,” I growl and keep walking.
“Doing another perimeter check?”
She’s too fucking cheeky for her own good.
Minutes later, I return with a bar of soap in my hand.
“Found anyone lurking in the bushes?”
I roll my eyes. Her confidence infuriates me. For her own sake, I hope nothing will ever happen to her, but boy, she’s driving me fucking insane.
Now that I’m standing almost next to her, I can see the small water container, which she’s using to wet the bar of soap before she rubs it onto her skin.
