by Neal Pollack
I wrote a book about having been a soldier for Todd. He needed to see drunken barracks fights on the weekends, know what he missed when Jacky Bozak and Ernie Chopper threwhands, strung out on crank and Michelob, and my best friend Edward Dilger had Charge of Quarters after the senior NCOs went home to duplexes and house trailers. I didn't hold back for Todd. He'd read how Dilger beat his knuckles bloody on Bozak's plate face, himself a new corporal and six months to discharge, but couldn't make the wired Polack stop choking the hillbilly. Todd couldn't leave this earth, suddenly and beautifully with Jennifer in the collapse of a Whole Foods parking lot, and not experience Bozak's frozen skull take Dilger's punches. It was like watching a sledge head begin breaking up concrete. Chopper strained to keep his eyes open while his lips went dark.
I waited at Whole Foods meat counters after the novel came out and bought chicken while Todd picked free-range T-bones, his handcart heavy from organic artichoke hearts in cans. He wore fleece and suede slipper walking shoes and I knew he'd mess himself if Dilger even aimed his eyes at him and got cold. Edward Dilger taught himself to have still eyeballs by shooting coyotes with a .223 Ruger for the twenty-dollar bounty in Hall County, Texas. Todd never watched a guy like Dilger get dragged off by two MPs for having punched Bozak too long, until his eye hung sideways and he collapsed against Chopper's back and dripped blood on his shaved head.
Todd never paid twenty-two dollars to know about guys like my buddy. He did pay dearly for chicken breasts already rubbed with herbs. The army paid Dilger, and Sidley paid Todd. The guy couldn't see the problem.
I'd written about how Dilger was a good soldier, but when the MP sticked him by the stairs, four of his teeth bounced off the cinderblock wall like pellets. The CO took his stripes three days later for not calling the MPs first thing. Todd couldn't be human unless he saw Dilger in Key West two years after the army, Dilger making Manhattans at Sloppy Joes, and knew that he'd started shootingspeed under his tongue. But Todd probably had some college friend whose parent committed suicide junior year, just after a year in England, and finding Dilger dead in his apartment bathroom didn't shock him. He loaned heavy for Northwestern Law School and didn't spare cash for other people's pain. If he died tomorrow in the collapse of the Whole Foods parking lot, he'd sleep forever in his Range Rover like the pharaohs in mountain tombs.
In May, after the abortion, Mike and Susan drove Interstate 80 from Chicago to the Rocky Mountains. They rented an old timbered cabin in the pines at the bottom of Estes Canyon. There was good shade from the trees and a fast stream coming down from the mountains and a narrow gravel road that dropped steeply from the highway and stopped in the jagged black stumps at the bank below the cabin. There were cottages up the highway, circled by birches, and if there were people, they did not see them. It was early in the season and very cold and rainy at night.
The stream came straight from the Continental Divide, where water became other water, all-powerful and cold, but the trout were gone from the shallows and they could not drink the water any more than they could from the Chicago River. If they'd not sent the deposit, he would have left over it. An alpine stream, the Internet ad read. Cold, clear snow runoff. He assumed he could dip his cupped hands and drink sloppily, letting the water numb his mouth, but the rental manager dropped off two cases of Evian for the week. Screw this place, Mike said. But Susan calmed him, the way she did after the happiness about his first novel faded like a new car smell. She made him look north where the woods and the canyon walls were all one thing, like a great idea, strangely jagged and soft, but always the same. They were here to let go. They were here to wash it all away and see if they could feel clean again. Relax, she told him. She lowered her voice to say it.
At night, they wrapped themselves in one blanket and sat watching the clouds blow down from the high range. The sky turned green and the lightning splayed like fingers. They tried to make love and it went badly so they held hands and talked about getting new cats and perhaps their own house in the cornfields south of Chicago. They talked like they believed the abortion was not the sad and humiliating thing it truly was. They were cautious with each other. They never talked about the bad dreams or the weak feeling that went to their knees. Sitting still under the blanket, they would make themselves laugh by naming the new cats after cartoon characters or friends they'd had. When the jokes went, they listened to the slackening rain, holding each other, both seeing him in the waiting room with People magazine while she lay dilated before the doctor. Then later, when the clouds blew through the canyon, they would decide the farmhouse they wanted must have white clapboards and a long front porch and stained glass in the eastern windows to color the sunrise. I'll build a fireplace from river rocks, he said. I'll cut the wood, good hackberry. She lay her head against his shoulder, her hair wet from the leaky awning. I'll sweep the porch and try not to wake the sleeping cats, she said.
All week they held hands and hiked trails of slate rock slick from the wet spring. They came upon elk herds sleeping in scrub meadows, ground squirrels running between holes like vaudeville comics, and one night watched a coyote nosing by the car. They stopped and studied waterfalls, shooting rapids, boulders dropped amongst birch trees like monoliths. She took pictures, holding the camera up and down to get in his height. We pick up from here, she said. One day after the next, he thought. Like walking.
They took Interstate 80 home through the stout hills of Nebraska, where cattle herds balded pastures and fat kids with sunburned legs waved from overpasses. The sunlight was low and even and white. Susan found new stations when the distance beat the signal. Outside Cheyenne, they heard Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on college radio, and listened through the static. He wished they could sing it together, let go the way dogs howl.
"I can't believe they're playing this song," she said.
"Go with it," he said.
"I didn't like it then."
She turned down the volume and he heard the wind over the sad, growly singer. Ian Curtis was a put-on, she said. She'd talked about dancing in the aisles at Talking Heads concerts back in college, really throwing her arms above her head, and for twelve years he tried imagining it.
Mike first saw people scrubbing their windshields with greenpads at a truck stop near Kimball. The insect guts darkened the glass like window tint, but his remained clean enough to see Susan's reflection without spots shadowed on her face. They must have hit an odd stretch of air, he thought. Smiling guys with RVs stood upon stepladders and worked their elbows, watching Susan walk for the rest room, her hand squeezing her purse strap. Look at the ass on her, their faces said.
"You can't get the bugs all the way off with a squeegee," a man in a cowboy hat told him. "Not out here. Go get you some green pads at the Wal-Mart in Brownson."
Mike nodded that he'd make do and the man shrugged his shoulders. He went looking for Susan because that morning she'd cried on a Texaco toilet seat outside Cheyenne, sobbing so hard her eyes were still swollen at noon. He'd stood outside the door, his shadow broken on a propane tank, asking her what she wanted from him. My eyes are all puffy, she'd said.
"Remember," the man called out, "it's the bugs' world in Nebraska and we just live in it."
Mike drove off and set the cruise at eighty-five and read the mileage sign for North Platte, Kearny, Omaha. Sure, Tex, he thought of the man. It's probably just like you say.
Ogalala was a hundred miles away when the bugs came out of the white sky like spilled coffee. They stitched the windshield. He looked hard through the smears and heard them hitting while Susan searched the radio for a stronger station. He couldn't see and the bug shadows spotted her cheeks. She scanned and listened for a half second, caring more about a clear signal than the music. In Chicago, they went on dates again. Just the two of them. They were making steps, like they talked about in the mountains, and meeting at restaurant bars, the same places from ten years ago, an Italian place on Racine, or a Lebanese bistro far north on Clark. Then, they'd
drunk martinis because people were doing it again, he Stoli, she Absolut, and laughed about inside jokes with friends they last knew had moved to Seattle. Lance was Heineken, then Bombay and tonic when he bloated. Elizabeth liked Cosmopolitans. It was the pretty glass, the faded red vodka. In those days, they were all just off work, the loop or the near north side, where women swung Coach bags and pigeon feathers fell in the puddles. They sang Nat King Cole songs with the jukebox and thought things were one big wave.
Tonight, Mike and Susan ordered their martinis and sat alone at Rico's. The bar was clean, but scratched. She played with her olive stick. Mike wanted to tell her there wasn't enough air in their apartment for two, and it was good they left the place to fill back up. Open windows, a hard wind, the curtains pushed to the ceiling. But she would only look at him, her eyes becoming wet. We were just in Colorado for two weeks, she'd say. Air isn't the problem. Now, they sat where they once drank grappa like they knew something special, and said nothing about him becoming a cop. She was sure he'd pull the plug, that it was already an old idea he had of himself. You wait, he thought. I can't lose in that world.
Mike watched the waiters watch the 6 o'clock news. There was a fire west on Harrison, around Cicero, an eight-flat lit up like a wedding party. Kids aped for the news camera.
"You think Lance and Elizabeth ever married?" he said.
"No. She left him for a doctor."
"How do you know?"
She pointed to the rest room through a doorway, by a pay phone. Two busboys looked at her where they folded silverware into cloth napkins.
"We used to talk in there. She was scared Lance's dreams were too tied up with him going out."
"He wanted to design computer games."
"She said he only ever had plans on barstools beside you."
"He knew what he wanted to do."
"I bet the doctor dumped her after she left Lance."
"Where's this coming from?"
"That girl was like a monkey with men," she said. "She always had her hand on a branch before she swung. One has had to break."
"You want to get a table?"
"You really thought Elizabeth was something."
"Maybe we should finish our drinks here."
"Whatever you want to do."
"She was our friend."
"He was your friend. Women make the best of being stuck together."
Mike kept quiet and drank, letting the cold vodka numb his gums before he swallowed.
Later, he left Susan lying awake and ran the city dark with an open smile. He caught the raindrops in his mouth and sprinted between the rat-proof garbage cans while the garages dissolved from the rain. He felt good, he'd drunk light, and the shoes were taking the shock while he hit puddles behind used car lots and donut shops with chained dumpsters. The clouds sopped up the city lights. He stretched his legs and he felt only the cold rain stinging his throat.
Back home, he stood in the bedroom doorway, sweat and rain wet. His wife lay in the TV light with the cat across her leg. When she'd first heard him, she started making sobbing noises, though now she was done with that. He knew she'd tried crying, but stopped after her ducts gave no water. On their third date she'd cried as badly, telling him about her college abortion over vodka tonics and T-bones beneath the Sinatra painting at Rosebud on Taylor Street.
"Six miles in forty-one minutes tonight," he said. His running shorts still stuck to his thighs.
Susan said nothing, her eyes sad and dry. He still found them beautiful, like chocolate syrup, the way he told his buddies after their first hook-up, but now, after twelve years, her brown eyes demanded an emotional admission he was afraid to stop paying because his buddies were all gone.
"Forty-one minutes," he said again. "I'll sleep through the police academy. Remember at Rico's when we'd watch the fat trainee cops run down Racine?"
Susan was silent. Mike wanted to put his finger in her face, but he didn't. She looked at the cat while she stroked its cheekbone. He knew he couldn't touch his wife even if he put his hand on her mouth.
One day he'd remind her they were from different towns, but the same Illinois with brown rivers and cornfields running to the sky. He needed to get that straight again, remind Susan of her limitations.
"I know Harvard accepted you senior year of high school," he'd tell her. "You wrote an essay on Freud and dreams for a contest, then presented it to the Rotary Club in a long dress. You had slides of diagrams and spoke into a microphone. The bored, gray men sat in folding chairs with their legs crossed."
Susan would shake her head. Her eyes might blear while her finger pointed at his nose.
"You have no idea," she'd tell him. "There is no way you could know a thing."
"The day the envelope came," he'd say, "you saw the rain dance on pickup hoods parked amongst the clapboard houses. The gutters were high with muddy water from the flooded fields. You held the letter and watched the weather coming over the interstate, the paper flecking wet, knowing your mother would worry all night about the creek rising behind the house. You cried with closed eyes, alone beneath the willow tree, happy you could blame your wet face on the rain."
"I didn't see any of it. Not the way you say."
Mike told his wife nothing. He only watched her look away and rub the cat's ear between her thumb and forefinger. He knew they liked fighting more than understanding, and because of it, they'd forced each other away. She was there for the cat, not him, and he could feel good about that if he let himself. Either way, he thought, he'd jog different alleys tomorrow night, dreaming he could run until the dawn broke over the two-flat roofs, the morning light coming fast, chalky, then the palest blue.
DEATH MOUTH
BY AMY SAYRE-ROBERTS
Roscoe & Broadway
Turn at Cornelia. Follow the scent of fresh bread and sidewalk heat, the stale belly breath of the city. It raises a slight glow on the upper lip, a contagion like an unseasonably warm September. It will lead you to Dahlia's. I like having espresso here at the end of the day. There's always someone to meet at Dahlia's; you never know what you'll discover. I met Matthew on a night like that, a humid, Ciabatta-scented evening. Geographically, it's easy for a straight boy faking his way around Wrigleyville to get "lost" and end up on Halstead or Broadway. He will say something like, "This is Boystown?" A beat. "I didn't realize." Sure.
I sat a few tables in from the door to observe the comings and goings unnoticed; like a praying mantis, I court stillness and wait for an innocent to walk into my grasp. Sebastian, my favorite waiter, sidled by with drinks for another table, "Cover girl, 12 o'clock high." Matt stood in the door, a young blond woman clutching his arm. The creative ones like to bring along a girl, someone to hold their hand. The boys want to check it out on the down low. They might as well be holding a Kewpie doll.
Let me just say, in terms of the market, Matt and his little doll were prime real estate located conveniently near the intersection of virginity and Vine. They wanted the same thing—someone to be gentle with them. He was looking for a door, and what can I say? I'm a gentleman. I held it wide open.
We made eye contact several times. I was RKO classic in a black cashmere turtleneck and chinos. Absolutely turned out. I get a color every four weeks, r4 with a touch of 3 to set my eyes. Armani Fatale. I wrote StephenLaFraise@hotmail. com on a hundreddollar bill and waited for him to pay. I bumped into him at the counter and let the bill fall from my pocket. He picked it up and held it forth like a daisy.
"I think this is yours."
I looked at his eyes.
"No, I think it's yours. If you want it."
Reading the bill from his palm, his mouth puckered a red oval.
Ciao, bella. I turned on heel and walked away. Really, I only speak Italian in coffee shops and where otherwise appropriate. French is my native come-on language.
I handled him like silk. He emailed me three days after the hundred-dollar night. We played around—friends, not for long, but at first. It too
k about a month. I love slow seduction, the foreplay, the gradual building of an orgasm. He was such a baby, a kitten learning about claws.
Matt's foster parents were a loving Christian family who could not even comprehend the idea he might be gay. Denial. He became depressed. Denial. He considered killing himself. Denial. Blah. Blah. Blah. The first night we made love, he gave me a suicide note he wrote. A note he kept, anticipating opportunity.
"It helps me, you know, relieve the pressure just to keep it around, like I have an escape."
I used to buy that bathos bullshit. I thought I was everything to him. I told him he didn't need it anymore. He gave it to me. The ultimate submission, admitting I was his father, his lover, a conqueror on a stolen horse. I held onto it, like a relic to Matt's innocence. Proof apparent on the bride's bloody bedsheet.
Problem is, you can't count on virgin loyalty. At first it's all doe-eyed devotion, but then he got confident and curious. A month ago he broke up with me.
I was tri-folding the new logo Ts when my lost boy sashayed into the store and dropped bullshit all over me like it was a shower. He knew I hate distraction when I'm arranging displays.
"He's punk," he said. The second thing Matt told me about Eduardo, his new boy off the boat from São Paulo.
Matt has balls. We've only been apart one month and he's regaling me with tales of his new lover like the wounds are licked and clean. Curiosity again, why does no one learn from the cat?
I said, "What does that even mean?"
