‘Does this Odin enjoy any sports besides war?’ asked Michael ebulliently.
Haraldr jerked his head up. What had the Emperor asked him? Had he been asleep? His head snapped up again and a surge of alarm brought his wits back for a moment. How could he be this drunk? He had not consumed enough wine to have already summoned the herons of forgetfulness. He felt the drowsiness in his arms and legs, and his terrified heart pounded life back into his limbs. He lurched to his feet and his spastic arms sent his cups and dishes clattering; his spilled wine spread a broadening red stain over the white-and-gold tablecloth. His feet seemed stuck in mud, but he staggered towards Michael and reached with arms that felt like huge logs. ‘You . . . have . . . poisoned--’ He gasped, suffocating. Then the room whirled and he fell forward onto the table with a tremendous crash.
Michael and Constantine stood up. They looked over Haraldr’s twitching torso like hunters examining a slaughtered beast. A long golden lock of Haraldr’s hair rested in the garos sauce on the Emperor’s plate. Michael lifted the sodden strand of hair from the golden dish with the tips of his ringers and looked over at his suddenly alert uncle. ‘It appears,’ he said, ‘that when this Odin decided to bring our friend here to a timely end, he also divined to ruin my roast pig.’
‘Do you smell it?’ Halldor stood on the St Mama’s Quarter wharf and stared towards the Great City. The setting sun flared off the soaring round towers of the main land wall.
‘I am gagging from the stench.’ Ulfr looked back at the three light galleys tied up on the wharf. Varangians poured over the ships, attaching rigging, finishing out the oar ports, checking caulk and loading kegs of provisions. ‘Even if he was with Maria, he would have come out here to check on this. No Norseman takes the sea that lightly.’
‘I don’t like the whole business,’ said Halldor. ‘The way those Pechenegs were waiting to move into the Numera before our mattresses were cold. It was as if the Emperor were only too eager to have us out of the palace.’
‘Where did Haraldr go last night? Did you ask Maria?’ ‘I sent a man to Haraldr’s house. Erling. I told him not to come back until he found her. He hasn’t come back.’ Halldor shifted on his feet. ‘We need to arrive at a plan.’ ‘Unfortunately we don’t know what to plan for or against.’ ‘Let’s consider the two possibilities. If Haraldr is in trouble, we need to find him, rescue him and prepare to depart immediately. The other possibility is that Haraldr has met with some treachery that has placed him beyond our help.’ Halldor looked at Ulfr and astonished his friend with his tearing eyes. ‘In that case I intend to join him in the Valhol. But before the Valkyrja wrap their cold limbs around me, I will reduce the palaces of Rome to a pile of cinders.’
‘I will join you if it comes to that. So will they.’ Ulfr pointed to the Varangians. ‘But if he still needs our help, we must find him. . . . Look.’
Gregory, mounted on a horse vastly oversize for him, galloped along the wharf. The hoofbeats pounded against the shouting of the workers. ‘Comrades!’ he yelled. He swung off the horse expertly. ‘I have information.’ He took a moment to catch his breath. ‘Haraldr went to the Emperor’s apartments last night. None of my informants saw him leave.’
Halldor and Ulfr exchanged ominous looks. ‘Was there anything else?’
‘Yes,’ said Gregory. ‘The Emperor has been consulting with his astrologers all day. I have become acquainted with the chamberlain who attends one of these scientists, and he overheard this gentleman working on his astronomical calculations with his assistants. The Emperor has asked them if the stars will be auspicious for a man who takes a very great risk.’
‘For what day are they calculating, Gregory?’ asked Ulfr.
‘Tomorrow.’
‘As I said, that whole city reeks right now,’ said Halldor. ‘I suggest we march in there and demand that the Emperor tell us where we can find Haraldr. And then we should march right out again and leave Rome before the Emperor takes this great risk of his.’
‘What if the Emperor does want us out of the city, and Haraldr out of the way, as it would look right now?’ asked Ulfr. He pointed to the massive towers of the land wall. ‘Those walls aren’t going to tumble down because all three hundred and sixty of us demand to see the Emperor. And even if we do get in, we can hardly hope to attack the entire Imperial Taghmata, particularly when they are the ones who will be fortified behind the palace walls.’
Halldor nodded impassively. ‘Of course.’ He seemed almost embarrassed by his impulsiveness. He looked out over the harbour for a while. ‘This is what we do. We begin to go into the city in small groups. Not all of us will make it through before they close the gates at sunset. The rest can come through during the morning.’
‘And how do we deal with the Taghmata?’ said Ulfr.
‘Allies,’ said Halldor. He looked grimly at the towers of the Great Wall; only the crenellated tips were still glowing. ‘Our Varangians will rendezvous in the streets around the Devil’s Walking Stick Inn during the morning. And by then I expect to have asked for and received the help of a lady.
‘A lady?’ asked Gregory.
Halldor nodded. ‘A very formidable lady.’
‘I don’t wish to be exhausted by your preliminaries concerning the ruling planets and the relative position of the planets in the zodiacal signs and aspects and limits.’ Michael leaned forward in his throne and glared at the trio of astrologers. ‘I simply want the answer to the question I put to you this morning.’
Cyril, the spokesman for the group, was an elderly man with a grey beard and black-and-silver widow’s peak. He wore a white pallium with his white silk scaramangium and carried the trail of the pallium very elegantly, as if he were posing for a statue. ‘Majesty,’ he intoned with the rolling speech of an educated Hellene, ‘I must warn you that the positions of the stars for the period of time you have mandated to us portend only blood and sorrow. Might I recommend that you put away the idea of this venture, or at least postpone your enterprise until the planetary aspects are more favourable?’
Michael tilted his head back and issued a loud, hacking laugh that clattered around the dome high above him. He turned to Constantine. ‘These frauds could not portend the falling of a stone to earth once it has been dropped.’ He reappraised the apprehensive-looking astrologers and shrieked, ‘Science! Your only science is mendacity! I will show you science! Get out!’ The astrologers quickly scuttled back from the throne, hands over breasts. ‘Your exquisite knowledge is a child’s babbling to the eloquence of my daring venture!’ he shouted after them. ‘Damn your science to Hell!’ He looked at Constantine and stood up. ‘I am going to attend to that matter this very moment, Uncle.’ He gestured at the Grand Eunuch to assemble his Pecheneg guard. Another eunuch responded to Michael’s nod by bringing him a small sheaf of documents.
Surrounded by his guard, the Emperor left his apartments and climbed the terraces to the Hippodrome. The Imperial entourage skirted the pale, satiny flank of the enormous structure, paused at the entrance to the Gynaeceum, and were quickly admitted. Michael ascended the stairs with a small escort. At the door to the Empress’s ante-chambers he told the new captain of his Pecheneg guard, a Roman officer, to wait outside. He shooed away the eunuchs with fluttering, whisking motions and walked in unannounced.
Zoe was working over her perfumes and unguents when she looked up and saw Michael. She signed at her two ladies-in-waiting, who were grinding with mortars at a long table jammed with glass, clay and silver containers; the women bowed and hurried out. ‘You are early,’ she said, smoothing her unornamented blonde hair back. Her nipples were vague, dark spots beneath her thin silk scaramangium. ‘But then you have been very eager lately.’
Michael looked at the paraphernalia on the tables. ‘Are you working on your poisons, bitch?’
Zoe’s hands froze on the stone container she was sealing. She did not look up. ‘I have quite forgotten that art, my child,’ she said softly. Then she slowly lifted her head and hard bl
ue eyes. ‘It is vulgar of you to mention it,’ she snapped. ‘What I started with Romanus I have been punished for. What I tried to help you do to Joannes, you have now been rewarded for. If you are going to be vulgar, leave me, child.’
‘So you admit that you poisoned an Emperor, and my uncle the Orphanotrophus!’ shrieked Michael. He swiped his arm across the nearest table and the vials and beakers and ewers went flying with a tremendous crash. ‘I have the proof here!’ He waved the documents. ‘I have proof you tried to poison my uncle the Nobilissimus! You poisoned my uncle the Emperor!’ Michael’s screams rasped painfully and his face was gorged with blood. ‘You have tried to poison me, bitch!’
‘You are not well, child.’ Zoe’s calm betrayed a hint of fear. ‘Perhaps I have gone too far in indulging your newfound . . . virility.’
‘You have been charged with treason! Answer the charges, bitch!’
‘You are mad. If you do not leave and return to apologize to me tomorrow, I may ask my people to consider a new consort for me. A mature man who might serve as my husband and Emperor.’
Michael flipped the long table onto its side and screamed incoherently above the racket of breaking vessels. He walked forward and seized Zoe’s arms and shook her furiously. ‘You treasonous bitch, you cannot take my people away from me! They love me! They no longer love you! I am their only love! The only one!’
‘You are about to discover how easily that love is lost when I am not beside you to permit it.’
Michael let go of Zoe and walked around the wreckage of the perfume factory, kicking at metal bowls and crunching broken glass. When he spoke, he was more composed. ‘We are going to find out if they love you or if they love me.’ His voice became very mild, as if he were afraid of offending someone in the room. ‘I am sending you away. You are going to become a nun at the convent on Principio.’
Zoe emitted a mocking, chiming laugh. ‘And you will play the naughty priest and visit me in my cell.’
Michael’s voice was chillingly earnest. ‘I am through with our games. I am sending you away.’
Zoe laughed again. ‘Do you think I will simply order my yacht to transport me to Principio?’
‘I have a ship waiting for you.’
‘I will decline your hospitality.’
‘You will accept. Or I will kill your sister’s child.’ Zoe’s eyes widened and she wavered, as if his words were a hammer that had struck her on the forehead. Michael nodded, his eyes black and cold. ‘She is my prisoner.’
‘Her betrothed will not allow you to--’
‘He is dead.’
Zoe crossed herself and her skin seemed utterly bloodless; even her lips became a pale lilac. ‘Swear to me you will not harm her,’ she whispered.
Michael nodded. ‘Does she know?’
‘No.’ Zoe’s answer was scarcely audible.
‘Good. That will make it easier.’
‘What do you intend to do to her?’ asked Zoe desperately.
‘I promised you I would not harm her.’ Michael smiled. ‘Now it is time for you to repent your treason, Mother. Your ship is waiting.’
‘Of course I remember you, boy. Halldor the Varangian. The ladies on our streets still speak of you.’ The Blue Star had received Halldor in her neatly swept two-room cottage. Her ancient husband sat beside her and his sightless, milky eyes seemed to search for Halldor’s presence. Halldor proceeded to tell the silver-haired woman about his suspicions concerning Haraldr’s disappearance.
The Blue Star’s massive bosom surged as she pondered the matter for a moment. ‘I never liked that boy Emperor, no matter what our friend Haraldr thought of him. He turned the heads of the tradesmen and their ilk, but we in the Studion have learned to distrust promises made in the Hippodrome. He’s a clever schemer to have bested the Orphanotrophus. Capable of anything, I think that one is.’ The Blue Star stroked her husband’s parchment-like forehead. ‘When will all your men be in the city?’
‘Tomorrow morning,’ answered Halldor.
‘That’s good enough. We’ll need to move carefully. Without the tradesmen behind us, we can’t expect to stand up right in front of the Imperial Taghmata and announce ourselves. The tradesmen have most of the weapons.’
Halldor didn’t like the sound of this. ‘I fear we are running out of time.’
‘We in the Studion love your Haraldr as much as you do, boy. But he’s either alive or dead now, and your fears or mine won’t change that. I can have an answer for you by tomorrow’s meridian. That’s as soon as you could do anything. And by then I will have a hostage against his life.’
‘A hostage?’
‘Yes. His uncle the Nobilissimus has a palace in the city.’
Halldor shook his head wearily. ‘And a considerable private guard, and the Imperial Taghmata only a quarter of an hour away from his summons. Even my Varangians could not storm the place in that time. The very confrontation we both agree would be suicidal would ensue.’
The Blue Star girded her imposing breadth with her arms; her meaty hands and forearms still had the firmness of the athlete she once was. ‘The Taghmata will be powerless against the army I am sending against them. Now you get some rest, boy.’
‘You do not prostrate yourself before your Emperor?’ Michael had removed the Imperial Diadem but otherwise wore the full robes of his office. His eyes swept round the ornate antechamber as if looking for witnesses to this affront.
‘You do not have the graciousness of an Emperor.’ Maria’s eyes hurled fire at Michael. ‘Why should I show you respect in return? I presume it is you who have confined me here these hours. I have asked about my betrothed and about my Mother Zoe and have received only the snarling contempt of these castrated nomads you now employ.’
Michael looked at Maria with a lightly cocked head and the bemused expression of a man contemplating a great vision. ‘You are the most beautiful woman in the world. I lie awake on my Imperial Couch and think what it would be like to see your white breasts and legs and hips in front of me. I touch myself and think of your touch. I think of you and that golden brute of yours and I imagine how . . . graceful you must be to absorb his ... thrusts. There are also other men who say they have slept with you. They say your skin is like molten silver, so hot and smooth. You quite burn them up. They say you make a torch of the heart.’
Maria listened entirely impassively. ‘I am pleased to think I amuse Your Majesty during the moments he is unattended.’
Michael’s face reddened. ‘You will attend me.’ His lips moved wordlessly for a moment. Then he screamed: ‘You will attend me, bitch! You will take me inside and marry your raging fire to my golden light and call me husband! Husband! Husband! Husband!’
Maria smiled. ‘There is only one man I will ever call husband. And he is not the little King of Rome.’
Michael bounded forward and stood a step away from Maria. He looked at her with demonic, dark eyes and a hideous grimace that bared his teeth and left his purple lips and livid cheeks trembling. ‘Then you call a corpse husband, bitch!’ He screamed so loud that it seemed he would vomit his throat up. ‘I have killed him! I have poisoned him!’ Michael’s grimace became gleeful and he danced in little circles in front of Maria, his legs and arms jerking up like a marionette’s.
Maria fought against the horrible stillness, the huge, cold hand of fate that grasped her heart and brutally crushed it. No. He is not dead. I would know. I would know anywhere in the world. And yet her heart felt the real pain, the icy grip. No. She mastered her voice. ‘You are a liar.’
Michael let his hands drop. ‘Indeed. You, yourself, have expressed concern about him. And your mother.’
‘Yes. Where is your mother? I wish to ask her--’
Michael clapped his hands. ‘That is my gift to you, my little bride. I have sent her away. You are my . . . m-mother now.’ He lifted her hands gently. ‘You will sleep with me every night and call me husband.’ He dropped her hands and erupted into his dance. ‘You will be my whore! My
unrepentant Magdalen!’ He stopped and looked breathlessly at Maria. ‘Do you know that He knew the Magdalen? It’s not written in the Holy Scriptures but He did. He has told me about her. Her hot skin, a whore like you.’
Maria stared at Michael for a moment. ‘I want to feel your lance now, Husband,’ she whispered. ‘Unlace me.’ Michael’s jaw dropped. ‘Unlace me. Did they not tell you that in the heat of lust I abandon all reason?’ She turned her back to expose the ties of her scaramangium. ‘How can I burn your heart out unless you can press it to my naked, flaming breast?’
Michael reached out with trembling fingers and began to fumble at the fine silk loops. ‘Kiss my neck,’ whispered Maria. Michael hesitated for a long moment, as if he actually believed her skin were on fire. Finally he leaned closer. Maria reached inside her loose sleeve. Then she whirled and kneed Michael in the crotch and threw her entire weight against him and brought them both down. She came to rest on top of Michael and thrust the point of her dagger into his neck. He howled with pain and his blood trickled onto the opus-sectile floor. ‘He isn’t dead!’ she screamed in Michael’s face. ‘He isn’t dead! Where is he? Tell me where he is!’ The guards battered the door and she could see the motion of their entry, and she thrust the dagger more deeply into Michael’s rigid, corded neck.
‘He is in Neorion!’ screamed Michael. At the same moment the Pecheneg guards tackled Maria and sent her sprawling. ‘Don’t kill her!’ bellowed the Emperor. He staggered to his feet, his hand on his wounded neck. Blood ran out from beneath his palm and trickled off the golden eagles on his shoulders. ‘You must never kill my wife, my queen,’ he told the guards numbly. ‘She is our mother.’ He took a step back from Maria. She knelt, her braids uncoiled, glaring at Michael and his four guards. ‘I did not lie to you, my love,’ said Michael. ‘The fair-hair brute who tried to abduct you from my arms is now in Neorion. But he will never be able to see you, touch you, speak to you, or force his filthy manhood upon you again.’
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