by ACF Bookens
Plotted For Murder
St. Marin’s Cozy Mystery Series Book 4
ACF Bookens
Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
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About the Author
1
When Mart dismissed my idea of covering All Booked Up’s Harvest Festival float with entirely pumpkin-themed book covers, I knew she was probably right. But it wasn’t until I realized that I’d need to scan and then print approximately eighty bazillion covers and then pay to have them blown up to a size that people could actually see from the side of the road that I gave in. As much as I wanted to both introduce people to great titles like How Many Seeds in a Pumpkin? and Pumpkin It Up!, my favorite cookbook of the season, I wasn’t up for that much investment in time or money.
Besides, Mart’s idea was much better. Cate, our artist friend, was making a huge pumpkin for the center of the float, and everyone had their costumes all set. The only thing left was to convince Taco that the treats would come to him if he just sat on that doghouse by the typewriter. The problem was, Taco wasn’t much interested in being Snoopy. Still, I knew we’d make our Great Pumpkin float work, especially since my boyfriend, Daniel, had agreed to be Charlie Brown, bald cap and all. Mart was going to be Lucy, of course. She had both the attitude and the black hair, and I knew my best friend could be as disdainful as the part required.
I was going to be Peppermint Patty, despite Mart’s protests that I should be Lucy since clearly Daniel fawned over me like the Charlie Brown did over the little red-haired girl. But I had been Peppermint Patty’s biggest fan since my seventh birthday when I realized she was the smartest and the most laid-back of all the Peanuts. Plus, I sort of already had the hair for it.
This was going to be the first year for our bookstore to have a float in the parade, and I was determined it would win the competition, which was judged by the Chamber of Commerce. The only physical prize was a ridiculous blue bow, but the bragging rights had, I’d witnessed last year, carried the winner through the very quiet days on St. Marin’s Main Street in winter. I wanted those bragging rights, and the ribbon would look great in the shop’s front window.
But I knew we had stiff competition. Our friend Elle Heron, who ran the local farm stand and a cut flower business, had taken the title for the past two years with her Rose Parade-inspired floats made entirely from autumn blossoms, and despite Cate’s willingness to help with our float, I knew the art co-op’s creation would be stellar what with all the painters and sculptors involved. Then, when you factored in the Maritime Museum’s tall ship made in exactly the same fashion as an actual cutter and the sheriff department’s whimsical and totally overblown Hee Haw theme, with our African American sheriff dressed as Minnie Pearl, we had to bring our best game.
Good thing my hound dog, Mayhem, loved to wear costumes because she was our pièce de résistance as Woodstock, and I knew the crowd would love our friend Woody as Pig-Pen. He was creating his costume by doing a lot of sanding that day and not showering.
We had five days to finish our float, and I was determined it was going to be amazing. Well, it was going to be amazing if I could actually manage to apply this red paint without streaks. I hated painting, but Snoopy’s doghouse was the last big prop for the float. Everyone else had done their part – Woody built the doghouse, Cate was in charge of the “great” pumpkin, Daniel had made a mechanical football to fly over his own head again and again. The least I could do was paint.
Just as I was doing the final trim work around the opening for Taco’s very soft dog bed, a necessity if we wanted him to actually make the ride, Daniel showed up with what smelled very much like a breakfast burrito from Luisa Tucker’s food truck.
I looked up only to see the burrito waving like a mirage in front of my eyes. It was eight a.m., and besides Mrs. Chevalier’s cinnamon rolls, nothing was better for breakfast than Lu’s burritos. They were cheesy and spicy and filled with the best eggs and sausage I had ever tasted, and that’s saying something because I’m a Southern woman and I know my eggs and sausage. “You sure know the way to my heart, Daniel Galena,” I said as I reached up and snatched the burrito from his hand.
“I sure hope so,” he said as he bent and kissed the top of my head. “But if all it took was a burrito, I would have started there.” He winked as he sat down on a paint bucket next to me. “Looks good.” He nodded toward the doghouse as he ate half a burrito in one bite.
“You think so? I feel like it’s pretty sloppy.” I eyed the streaks I could still see in the bright red paint.
“I think it looks great. Plus, it’ll be far away. It doesn’t need to be perfect.”
I dropped the brush. “That settles it, then. I’m going to silence the ten percent of me that is perfectionistic and let the ‘good enough’ ninety percent hold sway. I declare this doghouse complete.” With that, I tucked into my burrito with force.
After I had inhaled that cheesy goodness, I looked at Daniel. “So what brings you by besides the promise of the sheer joy on my face when you handed me Lu’s food?” Daniel and I were together for a bit of pretty much every day, but he wasn’t exactly what you’d call a morning person. Most days, he and Taco came by just as I opened at ten o’clock as he was headed to his mechanic’s shop up Main Street.
“Taco was lonely.” He pointed over to where he had tied up his Basset Hound next to Mayhem on the bike rack at the backside of the alley near an open field.
I grinned. “Oh, Taco was, was he?”
“He was. He misses his girl when he doesn’t get to see her for a couple of days.”
“Oh yeah? Well, I’m glad you brought him by then.”
“How was Mart’s race anyway?” Daniel reached into his backpack and produced two more burritos, and my heart skipped a beat.
I kissed him on the cheek as I grabbed my second full meal and said, “It was good. Kind of fun to be back on the West Coast again.”
My best friend and roommate, Mart, was a runner. It was a part of our friendship that would never align. I ran only under threat, and Mart ran half-marathons once a month and full marathons a couple times a year. We had long ago agreed to not try to understand the other’s running perspectives. But I went to every race I could, and when she said she was going to run the Humboldt Redwoods Marathon in Northern California, I immediately signed on as her roadie.
It had been more than a year since I’d been back to northern California, the place Mart and I had lived before coming cross country to the Eastern Shore of Maryland, and I was eager to visit the eucalyptus forests again. I missed their smell, and I ached for the Pacific Coast with its cliffs looking out over the ocean and lines of pelicans diving into the surf. Plus, Humboldt County was perfect. All evergreen forests and pretty lakes plus just enough town in Eureka to find really good food, even better wine, and some good music, too. We were not, however, going to be partaking in the county’s most famous commodity, marijuana, but I did appreciate the mellowed out attitude that seemed to pervade the place.
As soon as Mart had signed up for the race, we’d decided to make it a long weekend out there. We’d been gone since last Wednesday, and while I’d ha
d a blast – including wearing a ridiculous hat with faux fur and dangling bead trim to cheer Mart on as she took first in her age group in the race – I was glad to be back home to St. Marin’s. And to Daniel. I’d missed him.
“She rocked it. I think she could have run another 26.4 miles if she’d been allowed,” I said. “But by the time she was done, she was starving. You know my favorite meal is breakfast, so we hit this place called The Chalet House of Omelettes.”
“Cheddar and mushrooms?”
Oh, he knew me so well. “You know it. But the spectacular part was watching Mart eat two omelets and a short stack of pancakes. For a tiny woman, she can really put it away.” I did not miss the irony of the fact that I had just shoved a second, full-size burrito into my mouth while I made this statement, but I didn’t care. Lu’s burritos were that good.
“Did you make it down to the city?” Daniel looked over at the dogs as he asked.
“Just on the way to and from SFO –the airport, I mean.” I leaned over so he could look me in the face. “We didn’t see anyone. I did, however, force Mart to take me for take-out at Burma Superstar since it wasn’t out of the way on our trip over the Golden Gate. I needed a tofu tower and those deep-fried string beans.” I tried to make my answer seem light and fun, but I knew there was a lot riding on my answer.
“Oh, okay. I wasn’t sure if you were going to spend more time there.”
“Nope. I love that city, but I didn’t have anyone I wanted to see there.” I wiped the paint off my hands and then pulled a bucket up next to him. “You are the only man I want in my life. And I didn’t even want that guy when I had him. You don’t need to worry.”
I had been married when I lived in San Francisco, but that marriage had been broken in some fundamental ways, mainly because the husband in that marriage was broken, so it had ended before I moved back east. But I knew that the fact that I’d been married before was a tender spot with this sweet man I loved.
“The only love I have in San Francisco is that tofu tower. Okay, and maybe the omelettes at Louis’s. Oh, and the pork buns from . . .”
He kissed me and then said, “Okay, so my main competition is food. I can work with that.”
“As long as you bring me burritos every so often, we shouldn’t have a problem,” I said slyly as I pushed myself to my feet. How come the ground got lower every time I sat on her? “You’re early for the garage. Want to come in?” I pointed toward the back door of the shop.
“Sure,” he stood easily from his own paint bucket, and I gave him the evil eye. “How can I help?”
Those four words offered so easily. Oh, they made my heart sputter. “Well, now that you’ve asked . . .”
While I put the paint away, he got Taco and Mayhem and brought them behind us into the bookstore. They immediately headed to the big orthopedic beds I’d placed in the front window. They were a gift from our favorite customer Galen, who had gotten them through an Instagram deal he was offered by a dog company. The company had hired his Bulldog, Mack, as their spokesdog, and now Mack was flush with merch and ready to share. Dogs in the window were always good for tourist traffic, especially if a Bulldog with a pronounced underbite joined them. During the summer high season, those pups had been all the PR I’d needed for the store.
Daniel had just brought out the last of the pumpkin books I needed for the new window display when Mart burst through the front door. She was sweaty and out of breath, something she hadn’t been even at the end of this weekend’s marathon.
“Call Tuck. There’s been a murder,” she huffed out between breaths as she jogged back and forth in the front of the store.
“What?! Mart – slow down,” I said even as I grabbed my phone from the counter by the register. “Who’s dead?
“Coach Cagle. I just found his body on the high school track.”
2
By the time Mart, Daniel, and I walked the two blocks back to the high school, Sheriff Mason was already on the scene, and he didn’t look happy. Specifically, he didn’t look happy with Mart.
“What in the world would possess you to leave a man’s body here unattended?” The sheriff’s voice was low and controlled, but I could sense the anger seething behind his words. He looked like he could chew nails to powder.
Now that she was recovered from the initial shock and fear, Mart was her usual, composed self. “I was afraid,” she said with her hands on her hips. “And I thought I heard someone there,” she pointed toward the bleachers behind the bathrooms where she’d found the coach’s body. “I thought maybe it was the killer. So I ran.” She stared at the sheriff until he broke eye contact and walked back to the coach’s body.
Coach Cagle was a thin, wiry man – a distance runner all his life, or so I understood from Mart. From Rocky, who ran the coffee shop at the bookstore, I also knew he was a bully. When she’d been in his gym classes, he’d harassed her to no end about her curvy physique. He’d even told her that she’d never find a man if she didn’t lose a few pounds. Apparently, Rocky wasn’t the only one he bullied, and bullying wasn’t the worst of it. There were lots of rumors that he was beyond inappropriate with some of his students.
So I couldn’t say the coach would be missed by much of anyone, especially not his female students. Mart only tolerated him because he was an expert at what he did. He’d helped improve her distance times considerably, and she hurt less after long runs. But Mart was also not a teenage girl, and she didn’t take crap from anyone, In fact, when I’d told her about Rocky’s experience with Cagle, she’d said, “He and I will be having a conversation about this,” and sure enough the next afternoon, he’d come by the shop to apologize to Rocky, who, to her credit, had been gracious but cold as ice when she said, “Thank you for your apology. I appreciate that it must have been hard to give it. Take care, Coach.”
I had almost applauded. Now, though, with his long legs sticking out of those far-too-short running shorts, I kind of felt bad for the guy. It’s hard to find someone despicable when they’re dead.
“Looks like it was personal,” Tuck said as he bent over the body. “Someone was taking out some anger on this guy.”
I started to take a few steps forward to get a closer look, but Daniel put a hand on my arm. “Do you really want that image in your head, Harvey?” he asked quietly.
Immediately, I stopped moving. No, no I did not want to see that. He was right. Instead, I did what my seemingly limitless curiosity led me to do, I asked a question. “You think the person who did this knew him?” I tried to look innocent as Sheriff Mason turned slowly to me, his eyes narrowed.
“I expect so. Stabbings are usually personal, and this,” he glanced back at Cagle’s body, “this looks really personal.”
I again resisted the urge to step forward by feeding my curious mind. “Plus, the person would have had to know he would be here, right?”
Mart spun toward me. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
I stared at her for a minute until I realized what my question implied. “No, I didn’t mean that, Mart. I mean, since you were meeting him here to train, of course you knew he would be here, but . . .” I petered out. I was just making it worse by trying to explain.
Tucker came to my rescue. “Yes, the person would have had to have known he was here. But from the looks of things, he’s been dead a while. I’ll know more after the coroner’s report, but I don’t think he was killed this morning.” He winked at Mart. “You’re off the hook.”
Her eyes went wide with rage. “Well, thank goodness, I’m off it since I should have never been on it in the first place.”
The sheriff stepped up and raised his hands. “It was a joke, Mart. Sorry.”
“You’re making a joke about me being a possible murderer? Some joke, Sheriff.” Mart’s voice could have cut glass.
I stepped between the two of them and put my hands on Mart’s shoulders. “It’s okay. Let’s go get a cinnamon roll,” I said. I smiled back at Daniel and Tuck as I led Mart
away from the track. I’d seen this sort of reaction in Mart before. It was her post-adrenaline process, and it usually included a fair bit of anger followed by a great measure of tears. Mart was not a person who liked to be seen as weak, and she defined crying as weak. I knew it was better for everyone if we got her to a private place before she broke down.
We just made it, too. I was coming back to the storeroom of the bookstore with two warm cinnamon rolls freshly made by Rocky’s mom that morning when I heard the sobs begin. Luckily, Mart was tucked behind the storeroom door at the little table I’d added recently as a sort of break room. “Oh, Harvey,” she said as I set the plate down in front of her with a fork. “It was awful.”
I sat down beside her and let my forearm rest against hers. “I imagine it was. You knew him, too, so that must have been especially hard.”
She took a deep sucking breath. “He was a total jerk, but he was also my friend. How could someone have done this to him?” She continued to cry, but I took the fact that she stabbed the cinnamon roll with the fork and ate a bite as a good sign.
“No one deserves to die that way,” I said, “No matter how much of a bully he is. Tuck will figure out who did this. We know that.”
She nodded her head ever so slightly as she pried another piece of the roll off. “You’ll help him, right?”
Now, it was my turn to be gob-smacked into silence. Mart had always been a staunch opponent of any sort of investigating on my part, so I didn’t quite know what to make of her question. “You want me to help look into this murder?”
Mart pushed the pieces of hair that had fallen out of her pony tail from her face and said, “Well, no, not really. Okay, maybe, a little.” She picked up the cinnamon roll and shoved the center circle into her mouth whole. “Oh, I don’t know. You’re going to be involved anyway, aren’t you? Maybe I’m just trying to save myself some angst by making myself feel like it was my idea.”
