It may well have rained for a million years. So it’s not surprising that Rincewind noticed that it was a bit wet.
Thanks to gravity, water goes downhill, so all that rain accumulated in the lowest depressions in the Earth’s irregular surface. Because the atmosphere had a lot of carbon dioxide in it, those early oceans contained a lot of dissolved carbon dioxide, making the water slightly acidic. There may have been hydrochloric and sulphuric acids too. The acid ate away at the surface rocks, causing minerals to dissolve in the oceans; the sea began to get salty.
At first the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere increased slowly, because the effect of incoming sunlight isn’t particularly dramatic. But now life got in on the act, bubbling off oxygen as a by-product of photosynthesis. The oxygen combined with any remaining hydrogen in the atmosphere, whether on its own or combined inside methane, to produce more water. This also fell as rain, and increased the amount of ocean, leading to more bacteria, more oxygen – and so it continued until the available hydrogen pretty much ran out.
Originally it used to be thought that the oceans just kept dissolving the rocks of the continents, accumulating more and more minerals, getting saltier and saltier until the amount of salt reached its current value of about 3.5%. The evidence for this is the percentage of salt in the blood of fishes and mammals, which is about 1%. In effect, it was believed that fish and mammal blood were ‘fossilized’ ocean. Today we are still often told that we have ancient seas in our blood. This is probably wrong, but the argument is far from settled. It is true that our blood is salty, and so is the sea, but there are plenty of ways for biology to adjust salt content. That 1% may just be whatever level of salt makes best sense for the creature whose blood it is. Salt – more properly, the ions of sodium and chlorine into which it decomposes – have many biological uses: our nervous systems, for instance, wouldn’t work without them. So while it is entirely believable that evolution took advantage of the existence of salt in the sea, it need not be stuck with the same proportion. On the other hand, there is good reason to think that cells first evolved as tiny free-floating organisms in the oceans, and those early cells weren’t sophisticated enough to fight against a difference in salt concentration between their insides and their outsides, so they may well have settled on the same concentration because that was all they could initially manage – and having done so, they were rather stuck with it.
Can we decide by taking a more careful look at the oceans? Oceans have ways to lose salt as well as gaining it. Seas can dry out; the Dead Sea in Israel is a famous example. There are salt mines all over the place, relics of ancient dried-up seas. And just as living creatures – bacteria – took out carbon dioxide, turning it into oxygen and sugar, so they can take out other dissolved minerals too. Calcium, carbon and oxygen go into shells, for instance, which fall to the ocean floor when their owner dies. The clincher is … time. The oceans are thought to have reached their current composition, and in particular their current degree of saltiness, about 2 to 1.5 billion years ago. The evidence is the chemical composition of sedimentary rocks – rocks formed from deposits of shells and other hard parts of organisms – which seems not to have changed much in the interim. (Though in 1998 Paul Knauth presented evidence that the early ocean may have been more salty than it is now, with somewhere between 1.5 to 2 times as much salt. His calculations indicate that salt could not have been deposited on the continents until about 2.5 billion years ago.) Simple calculations based on how much material dissolves in rivers and how fast rivers flow show that the entire salt content of the oceans can be supplied from dissolved continental rocks in twelve million years – the twinkling of a geological eye. If salt had just built up steadily, the oceans would now be far more salt than water. So the oceans are not simply sinks for dissolved minerals, one-way streets into which minerals flow and get trapped. They are mineral-processing machines. The geological evidence of the similarity of ancient and modern sedimentary rocks suggests that the inflow and the outflow pretty much balance each other.
So do we have ancient seas in our blood? In a way. The proportions of magnesium, calcium, potassium, and sodium are exactly the same as they were in the ancient seas from which our blood may have evolved – but cells seem to prefer a salt concentration of 1%, not 3%.
NINETEEN
THERE IS A TIDE …
‘HE’S RIGHT ABOUT the rain,’ said the Senior Wrangler, who was at the omniscope. ‘You’ve got clouds again. And there’s lots of volcanoes.’
‘I’m moving him on further … Oh. Now he says it’s dark and cold and he’s got a headache …’
‘Not very graphic, is it?’ said the Dean.
‘He says it’s a splitting headache.’
HEX wrote something.
‘Oh,’ said Ponder. ‘He’s under water. I’m sorry about that, I’m afraid he’s a little hard to position accurately. We’re still not sure what size he should be. How’s this?’
The trumpet rattled. ‘He’s still under water, but he says he can see the surface. I think that’s as good as we’re going to get. Just walk forward.’
As one wizard, they turned to watch the suit.
It hung in the air, a few inches above the floor. As they watched, the figure inside made hesitant walking motions.
It was not a nice day.
It was still raining, although it had slackened off recently, with sporadic outbreaks during the early part of the millennium and scattered showers during the last couple of decades. Now ten thousand rivers were finding their way to the sea. The light was grey and gave the beach a flat, monochrome, and certainly very damp look.
Whole religions have been inspired by the sight of a figure emerging, miraculously, from the sea. It would be hard to guess at what strange cult might be inspired by the thing now trudging out of the waves, although avoidance of strong drink and certainly of seafood would probably be high on its list of ‘don’ts’.
Rincewind looked around.
There was no sand underfoot. The water sucked at an expanse of rough lava. There was no seaweed, no seabirds, no little crabs – nothing potentially dangerous at all.
‘There’s not a lot going on,’ he said. ‘It’s all rather dull.’
‘It’ll be dawn in a moment,’ said Ponder’s voice in his ear. ‘We’ll be interested to see what you think of it.’
Strange way of putting it, Rincewind thought, as he watched the sun come up. It was hidden behind the clouds, but a greyish-yellow light picked its way across the landscape.
‘It’s all right,’ he said. ‘The sky’s a dirty colour. Where is this? Llamedos? Hergen? Why aren’t there any seashells? Is this high tide?’
All the wizards were trying to speak at once.
‘I can’t think of everything, sir!’
‘But everyone knows about tides!’
‘Perhaps some mechanism for raising and lowering the sea bed would be acceptable?’
‘If it comes to that, what causes tides here?’
‘Can we all please stop shouting?’
The babble died down.
‘Good,’ said Ridcully. ‘Over to you, Mister Stibbons.’
Stibbons stared at the notes in front of him.
‘I’m … there’s … it’s a puzzler, sir. On a round world the sea just sits there. There’s no edge for it to pour off.’
‘It’s always been believed that the sea is in some way attracted to the moon,’ the Senior Wrangler mused. ‘You know … the attraction of serene beauty and so on.’
Dead silence fell.
Finally, Ponder managed: ‘No one said anything to me about a moon.’
‘You’ve got to have a moon,’ said Ridcully.
‘It should be easy, shouldn’t it?’ said the Dean. ‘Our moon goes around the Disc.’
‘But where can we put it?’ said Ponder. ‘It’s got to be light and dark, we’ve got to move it for phases, and it’s got to be almost as big as the sun and we know that if you try to make things sun-sized
here they, well, become suns.’
‘Our moon is closer than the sun,’ said the Dean. ‘That’s why we get eclipses.’
‘Only about ninety miles,’ said Ponder. ‘That’s why it’s burned black on one side.’
‘Dear me, Mister Stibbons, I’m surprised at you,’ said Ridcully. ‘The damn great sun looks pretty big even though it’s a long way away. Put the moon nearer.’
‘We’ve still got the big lump that the Dean knocked out of the planet,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘I made the students park it around the Target.’
‘Target?’ said Ponder.
‘It’s the big fat planet with the coloured lines on,’ said the Senior Wrangler. ‘I made them bring the whole lot out to the new, er, sun because frankly they were a nuisance where they were. At least when they’re spinning round you know where they’re coming from.’
‘Are the students still sneaking in here at night to play games?’ said Ridcully.
‘I’ve put a stop to that,’ said the Dean. ‘There’s too many rocks and snowballs around this sun in any case. Masses of the things. Such a waste.’
‘Well, can we get the lost lump here soon?’
‘HEX can manipulate time from Rincewind’s point of view,’ said Ponder. ‘For us, Project time is very fast … we should get it here before the coffee arrives.’
‘Can you hear me, Rincewind?’
‘Yes. Any chance of some lunch?’
‘We’re getting you some sandwiches. Now, can you see the sun properly?’
‘It’s all very hazy, but yes.’
‘Can you tell me what happens if I do … this?’
Rincewind squinted into the grey sky. Shadows were racing across the landscape.
‘You’re not going to tell me you’ve just caused an eclipse of the sun, are you?’
Rincewind could hear faint cheering in the background.
‘And you’re quite certain it’s an eclipse?’ said Ponder.
‘What else is it? A black disc is covering the sun and there’s no birdsong.’
‘Is it about the right size?’
‘What kind of question is that?’
‘All right, all right. Ah, here are your san – what? How? Excuse me … now what? …’
The senior wizards were puzzled again, and demonstrated this by prodding Ponder while he was trying to talk. The wizards were great ones for the prod as a means of getting attention.
‘You can see there’s only one moon,’ said the Senior Wrangler, for the third time.
‘All right … how about this?’ said Ponder. ‘Let us suppose that in some way this world has got both water that likes moons and water that can’t stand moons at any price. If it’s got about the same amount of both, then that at least explains why there seem to be high tides on both sides at once. I think we can dispose of the Invisible Moon theory, interesting though it was, Dean.’
‘I like that explanation,’ said Ridcully. ‘It is elegant, Mister Stibbons.’
‘It’s only a guess, sir.’
‘Good enough for physics,’ said Ridcully.
TWENTY
A GIANT LEAP FOR MOONKIND
HUMANITY HAS ALWAYS known the Moon is important. It often comes out at night, which is useful; it changes, in a sky where change is rare; some of us believe our ancestors live there. That last one might not be capable of experimental verification, but nevertheless humanity in general got it right. The Moon reaches out ghostly tentacles, gravity and light; it may even be our protector.
The wizards are right to worry that they’ve forgotten to give Roundworld a Moon, though as usual they’re worried for the wrong reasons.
The Moon is a satellite of the Earth: we go round the Sun, but the Moon goes round us. It’s been up there for a long time, and in its quiet way it’s been exceedingly busy. The Moon affects people as well as baby turtles. The main way it affects us is by causing tides. It may affect us in other, less obvious ways, although many common beliefs about the moon are, to say the least, scientifically controversial. The female menstrual cycle repeats roughly every four weeks, much the same time that it takes the moon to go round the Earth – one month, in fact, a word that comes from ‘moon’. In popular belief this numerical similarity is no coincidence, as for example in ‘the wrong time of the month’. On the other hand, the Moon is the epitome of regularity, as predictable as the date of Christmas day, which cannot be said of the menstrual cycle.1 Lovers, of course, swoon and spoon beneath the Moon in June … It is also widely held that people go mad when there is a full Moon, or – a more extreme type of madness – those who are suitably afflicted turn into wolves for a night.
The werewolf legend plays a central role in Men at Arms. Most of the time lance-constable Angua of the Ankh-Morpork city watch is a well-built ash-blonde, but when the Moon is full she turns into a wolf who can smell colours and rip out people’s jugular veins. But it does play havoc with her private life. ‘It was always a problem, growing fangs and hair every full moon. Just when she thought she’d been lucky before, she’d found that few men are happy in a relationship where their partner grows hair and howls.’ Fortunately Corporal Carrot is unperturbed by these occasional changes. He likes a girlfriend who enjoys long walks.
The Moon is unusual, and it is quite likely that without it, none of us would be here at all. Not because of the alleged effect on lovers, who find a way Moon or no, but because the Moon protects the Earth from some nasty influences that might have made it difficult for life to have arisen, or at least to have got beyond the most rudimentary forms. What makes the Moon unusual is not that it is a companion to a planet: all of the planets except Mercury and Venus have moons. It is remarkable because it is so big in comparison to its parent planet. Only Pluto has a satellite – Charon, discovered in 1978 by Jim Christy – that is comparable in relative size to our Moon. It’s not stretching things much to say that we live on one half of a double planet.
We know the Moon is very different from the Earth in all sorts of ways. Its gravity is weaker, so it wouldn’t be able to keep an atmosphere for very long, even if it had one, which it doesn’t by any sensible use of the term. The Moon’s surface is rock and rock dust, with no seas anywhere (water easily escapes too) – although in 1997 NASA probes discovered substantial quantities of water ice at the Moon’s poles, hidden from the warmth of the Sun by the permanent shadows of crater walls. That’s good news for future lunar colonies, which could act as bases for the exploration of the solar system. The Moon is a good place to start from, because your spaceship doesn’t need much fuel to escape the Moon’s pull; the Earth is of course a bad place to start from, because down here gravity is so much stronger. How typical of humans to have evolved in the wrong place …
How was the Moon formed? Did it condense out of the primal dustclouds along with the Earth? Did it form separately and get captured later? Are the craters extinct volcanoes, or are they marks made by lumps of rock smashing into the Moon? We know rather more about the Moon than we do about most other bodies in the solar system, because we’ve been there. In April 1969, Neil Armstrong stepped down on to the surface of the Moon, fluffed his lines, and made history. Between 1968 and 1972 the United States sent ten Apollo missions to the Moon and back. Of these, Apollos 8,9, and 10 were never intended to land; Apollo-11 was that historic first landing; and Apollo-13 never made it down to the surface, suffering a disastrous explosion early in its flight and turning into an excellent movie.
The rest of Apollos 11-17 landed, and between them they brought back 800 lb (400 kg) of moon rock. Most of it is still stored in the Lunar Curatorial Facility in NASA’s Johnson Space Center at Clear Lake, Houston; a lot of it has never been seriously looked at at all, but what has been analysed has taught us a lot about the origins and nature of the Moon.
The Moon is about a quarter of a million miles (400,000 km) from the Earth. It is less dense than the Earth, on average, but the Moon’s density is very similar to that of the Earth’s mantle, a curious
fact that may not be coincidence. The same side of the Moon always faces the Earth, though it wobbles a bit. The dark markings on it are called maria, Latin for ‘seas’ – but they’re not. They’re flattish plains of rock which at one time was molten and flowed across the lunar surface like lava from a volcano. Nearly all of the craters are impact craters, where meteorites have smashed into the Moon. There are lots of them because there’s a lot of rocks floating about in space, the Moon has no atmosphere to shield it by burning up the rocks through frictional heating, and the Moon has no weather to grind them back down again until they disappear. The Earth’s atmosphere is a pretty good shield, but once geologists started looking they found remains of 160 impact craters down here, which is interesting given that a lot of them will have eroded away in the wind and the rain. But more of that when we get to dinosaurs.
Today the Moon always turns the same face to the Earth, which means that it rotates once round its axis every month, the same time that it takes to revolve around the Earth. (If it didn’t rotate at all, it would always be pointing in the same direction – not the same direction relative to the Earth, but the same direction period. Imagine someone walking round you in a circle but always facing north, say. Then they don’t always face you. In fact, you see all sides of them.) It wasn’t always like this. Over hundreds of millions of years, the effect of tides has been to slow down the rotation rates of both Earth and Moon. Once the moon’s rotation became synchronized with its revolutions round the Earth, the system stabilized. The moon also used to be quite a bit closer to the Earth, but over long periods of time it has moved further and further out.
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