by R. A. Spratt
‘Now you’re just pulling my leg,’ said Fin.
‘Oh no,’ said Loretta. ‘For years the Giant Potato that looks like a giant poo has been the greatest tourist attraction in town, but you’ve motorised it.’
‘Yeah, but the CWA will make me change it back,’ said Fin.
‘Oh no,’ said Loretta. ‘They’re marketing it. They’re going to sell adventure experiences. Tourists can be taken for rides around town in the Giant Potato that looks like a poo. People are going to travel from all around the world to do that.’
Pumpkin started barking wildly and they all turned to see what he was excited about. Professor Maynard’s battered hatchback pulled up at the gates of the gardens.
‘She’s here!’ said April.
Mum got out of the passenger seat. She was wearing a lovely white dress and carrying a bouquet of garish bright dahlias, fresh from Dad’s garden. Joe stepped forward and took her arm, and they started walking down the aisle towards Dad.
‘Doesn’t Mum look lovely?’ said Loretta, clapping her hands with delight.
‘You are so superficial,’ said April.
‘Everyone is superficial,’ said Loretta. ‘I’m just not ashamed to admit it.’
Professor Maynard followed a few paces behind Mum. She was acting as bridesmaid and bodyguard in case any Kolektiv agents turned up.
‘Are you okay, Dad?’ Joe asked.
‘Yes,’ said Dad. And amazingly, he looked it. For once Dad was not shaking, quivering or even weeping silently.
‘You’re not nervous?’ asked Fin.
‘Because most people would be nervous about marrying a deadly international super spy,’ said April. ‘Especially after she’d tricked and misled you for years and years.’
‘No,’ said Dad, he sounded surprised himself. ‘This just seems right.’
The wedding proceeded as normal. Well, as normal as a wedding officiated by a Cat Lady in a town full of oddballs could. When it got to the bit where the Cat Lady says, ‘If anyone knows of any reason why this marriage should not proceed, speak now or forever hold your peace.’ Mum turned and gave such a sweeping glare of hostility to the entire crowd, that several people took a step back. If anyone had been going to speak, they certainly got the message that Mum would kill them with her bare hands, or perhaps by stuffing her bridal bouquet down their oesophagus, so no one spoke up. In just a few short minutes Mum and Dad were married.
‘This is wonderful,’ said Loretta. ‘Everything is ending happily ever after.’ She grabbed Joe’s hand and gave it a squeeze. For once he didn’t flinch. He smiled and squeezed her hand back.
‘Oh no, you’re all part of the family now,’ said Professor Maynard. ‘This isn’t the end. This is just the beginning.’
R. A. Spratt is the author of The Peski Kids, Friday Barnes and The Adventures of Nanny Piggins. In her previous life she was a television writer. Unlike the Peski kids, R. A. Spratt never fights with her brother, but only because he moved to Tokyo to get away from her. R. A. lives in Bowral, NSW, where she has three chickens, five goldfish and a dog. She also has a husband and two daughters.
For more information, visit raspratt.com
Books by R. A. Spratt
The Adventures of Nanny Piggins
Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan
Nanny Piggins and the Runaway Lion
Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast-Off
Nanny Piggins and the Rival Ringmaster
Nanny Piggins and the Pursuit of Justice
Nanny Piggins and the Daring Rescue
Nanny Piggins and the Race to Power
The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas
Friday Barnes: Girl Detective
Friday Barnes: Under Suspicion
Friday Barnes: Big Trouble
Friday Barnes: No Rules
Friday Barnes: The Plot Thickens
Friday Barnes: Danger Ahead
Friday Barnes: Bitter Enemies
Friday Barnes: Never Fear
The Peski Kids: The Mystery of the Squashed Cockroach
The Peski Kids: Bear in the Woods
The Peski Kids: Stuck in the Mud
The Peski Kids: Near Extinction
The Peski Kids: The Final Mission
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