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The Laughing Man
Richard Forrest writing as Stockton Woods
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Chapter One
They reached for him.
He turned away in a vain attempt to escape. His right ankle was caught, then his left. His arms were immobile. He was lifted and placed carefully in a cold place with narrow sides. It was difficult to breathe. He screamed in a voice that faded to a whimper. His fists beat against walls until he gasped at the cool dank air that choked him. His body convulsed in a shaking spasm and then turned rigid as he screamed again.
Brian Maston sat upright on the couch to find that his nails had cut through the outer covering of the cushion. He moaned softly as he swung his feet to the floor and placed his hands to the sides of his perspiration-beaded forehead. It was over for now. He lowered his arms and pushed himself slowly erect.
He took a step, then another, and began to pace until body rhythms returned to normal.
He turned to the far end of the room to observe the disarray. Uncorrected theme papers had slipped to the floor when he’d fallen asleep. As he crossed to retrieve them, he decided that the apartment had finally reached its maximum level of disruption.
Faby had been gone six weeks. She was the last of three women who had stayed for various lengths of time during the seven years he had lived here. It hadn’t worked—nothing seemed to work anymore—and he wondered if the apartment’s deterioration weren’t a conscious attempt at sheer perversity.
A pile of dirty linen lay in alpine shapes by the bedroom door, while stacked newspapers in a far corner tilted precariously toward a row of books in haphazard file along the edge of the carpet. The wrought-iron dining table at the far end of the room near the sliding balcony door was covered with an assortment of dishes, and the counter leading into the kitchen was crowded with open jars of condiments. In the kitchen, cabinet doors gaped open and piled utensils in the overladen sink pointed toward him in an accusatory manner.
The air was stale.
He went into the bathroom and splashed handfuls of cold water into his face. As he finished toweling, his eyes met the reflection in the mirror. Droplets of water still clung to the lower edge of his reddish beard, and he brushed them away with the back of his hand. “Doesn’t hide a damn thing,” he said aloud, and smacked the palms of both hands against the wall tile in a frustration he couldn’t fathom.
Pushing the sliding glass door of the balcony open, he turned in indecision to face the room. He had forty-nine compositions to read and grade, a difficult task with no uncluttered surface to work on. He would clean the place, grab a bite to eat and spend the rest of the evening correcting themes. His resolute step toward the kitchen counter faltered in his overwhelming desire for a drink.
Three weeks ago, in an earlier bout of determination, he had mounted a hasp and padlock to the kitchen cabinet under the sink. He knew there were two fifths of vodka, a bottle of Cherry Herring and a pint of brandy under the sink—but the padlock’s key was in the center drawer of his desk at school. The theory at the time had seemed sound. Drinking should be a social act arrived at through considered choice, a guest for dinner perhaps. After an invitation had been offered and accepted, he could retrieve the key and unlock the cabinet. It had worked for three weeks.
He shrugged in resignation and began to scrape dishes and place them on the counter. When the table was cleared, he extracted the debris from the kitchen sink and ran hot water, watching as the water bubbled the detergent and continued to rise until it reached the lip of the sink and crawled over the edge.
In a single continuous movement he slammed the faucet shut, grabbed a long-handled fork and knelt to pry the hasp from the wood. He had the top to the bottle of vodka twisted off before the cabinet door completed its backward swing.
Bells rang and that wasn’t right, for that never happened in the dream. He must be in school. He tried to speak faster through a dry mouth and carpeted tongue. He half-turned to point toward the blackboard and felt himself fall to the floor. Opening his eyes, he watched the empty vodka bottle roll across the carpet away from an outflung arm.
The phone continued ringing as he staggered to his feet and lurched toward the kitchen wall to answer it. “No one’s here,” he mumbled and started to hang up.
“Brian.” There was an insistence to the weak voice.
“Mother?”
“I had to talk to you.”
“Are you all right? You sound awful.”
“They won’t let me have a phone in my room, and I didn’t have any change for the pay phone in the hall. I had to wait until the night nurse was away from her station so I could …”
“Mrs. Maston! What are you doing out of bed?” It was a vaguely familiar voice.
The connection was broken and Brian stood listening to the dial tone. He hung up and drank a glass of water. The apartment was still a shambles, the themes uncorrected, with him half drunk and his mother in some godforsaken hospital. He picked up the phone.
After interminable delays with long-distance operators and information, he was finally connected with an astringent voice that announced, “Tallman Hospital.”
“Is Mrs. Mary Maston a patient there?”
“Room 314.”
“Please connect me.”
“I am sorry. She cannot receive calls.”
“What’s she there for? Let me speak to a doctor, a nurse, someone.”
“The attending physician is Doctor Cherny. I will give you the number of his service.”
Some inner workings of the phone’s mechanism chimed as Brian slammed down the receiver. A call to Gordon Cherny’s service would mean a delay of hours, and his home phone was probably unlisted. The number would be in the address book, if he could find it.
The typewriter on the desk in the bedroom still held page forty-two as it had for the past two years. Coffee stains rimmed dark circles on the remainder of his master’s thesis. He accidently brushed the manuscript to the floor in his hasty search for the address book.
The waiflike voice that answered the phone made him wonder if the Cherny kids were still awake. He hesitated a moment. “Is that you, Helen? It’s Brian Maston.”
“Are you in town?” It was a question that seemed filled with regret.
“No, still in Canada. It’s important that I speak to Gordon.”
“He’s asleep and has an early …”
“Very important.”
Her sigh was almost inaudible. In the background he could hear grumbling, a snort, and then, “Brian who?” The voice that finally spoke on the phone was firm and assured. “Hey, old buddy. I’ve been expecting your call. Come on over and we’ll tilt a couple.”
“I’m in Montreal. What’s wrong with my mother?”
There was a pause while Gordon’s voice dropped two octaves. “I told them to call you three weeks ago.”
“No one did. Call about what?”
“What’s your legal situation?”
“Confused.”
“Any chance of your getting down here—fast?”
“Last I heard, the price was about five years in Leavenworth.”
“Your decision. But as Mary’s doctor and your friend, I can only give you the prognosis.”
“Jesus Christ! What prognosis?”
“Days. Two weeks at the outside.”
“How could that be?” He listened in numb bewilderment to Gordon’s description of berserk cells swamping the life from his mother, and how in her own conception of New England stalwartness she had delayed a physical examination and diagnosis unti
l six weeks ago. He mumbled-something to Gordon and hung up.
Howard Stanford sat on the couch, looking at ale bubbles that rose from the stem of his glass. Occasionally, he scowled toward Brian who was pacing the floor. Howard was a thirtyish round man with a moon face obscured by wide glasses that accentuated a perpetual frown. He sipped on the ale and grunted. “You’re crazy to try.”
“Christ! I’ve got to get home.”
“What about the Expatriate? The next issue’s due at the printer’s Tuesday.”
“Screw the Expatriate. Hell, circulation’s down to nothing anyway. It’s only a question of time until we have to fold.”
“When’s Faby coming back?”
“Never.”
Howard looked into his glass. “Happens to a lot of the guys.”
Over the years it had seemed to Brian that everything had always happened to a lot of the guys. The “guys” being that assemblage who in the sixties and early seventies had been a large, cohesive group, which was now gradually dissipating home or toward assimilation. He glanced impatiently at his watch. He had two hours to catch an Air Canada flight from Montreal to New York. “What are my chances of getting across?”
“I wouldn’t go until I had an attorney check out my case in the States.”
“I have to. My mother’s ill.”
“That happened to Bill Mathews back in ’72. They picked him up at his father’s funeral.”
“I need advice, not horror stories.”
Howard twirled his empty glass and Brian refilled it. “Fact is, you are in the elite. You are not a simple draft evader, draft dodger or deserter. You are one of the chosen few who deserted from a war zone.”
“It wasn’t easy.”
“Any of the other categories and your worries would have been over long ago. You should have made contact with a lawyer to go to the Justice Department.”
“I kept meaning to, but never got around to it.”
“In cases such as yours, they treat each one individually. In the meantime, they’ll have a warrant out for you, but they won’t be actively looking.”
“What about the people in my home town?”
“Like I say, everything’s confused. They’ll probably think you’re covered under the pardon.”
“Okay, then.” Brian pulled the straps of a Val-a-pak and locked the case. “If I can get across the border, I’m home free—so to speak.”
“That’s the way it is. Of course, you’ll never get off the ground in Montreal.”
“That’s a big help. Why not?”
“Look at yourself. Faded dungarees, jean jacket, hair over your collar and a beard. The flights are precleared at Montreal for stateside. They usually just take a statement, but when they see you, the first thing they’re going to think is hijacker. Next, they’ll wonder how much pot you’re smuggling. After they eliminate those, they’ll start checking lists.”
“Any ideas?”
“Get a haircut. Shave the beard off, wear a suit and tie and borrow my birth certificate. I’ve been cleared.”
“I don’t own a suit.”
Howard almost smiled. “I’ve got one that’s snug on me, should just about fit you.”
“Thanks.”
“I hate to be judgmental, old man, but is it worth it? If you’re not back soon, what’s left of the magazine goes down the drain, and what about your teaching job? Not to mention the possibility of time in the slammer.”
“There’s only a week left of the term. Will you call them for me?”
“Sure. But you still haven’t answered me. Is it worth it?”
“You’re goddamn right it is!”
The New England Thruway erupts from the Bronx toward the suburbs of Westchester County. In Connecticut it follows the shoreline of Long Island Sound. Below New London, Brian turned the rented Ford off the interstate. The countryside changed dramatically as he was catapulted into the greeness of a New England spring that told him he was almost home.
Route 153 was a winding road shaded by large oaks and pressed on either side by colonial stone walls. The approach to Tallman was unchanged in the seven years he had been away, and probably had changed little in the seventy before that.
“She has a week or two, perhaps only days.” Gordon’s words of the night before replayed endlessly in his mind. He shook his head as if to throw off their meaning, and tried to visualize the approach to Tallman and the two miles up Ferry Road to the house.
The small sign that hung from the tree in front of the porch would still be swinging in the breeze.
Mary Maston—Antiques
The sign would always be there for him, as it had been from his earliest memories. Just as she would always be standing on the front porch, arms akimbo, with a small smile edging the corner of her mouth—this symbol of strength. This strong and compassionate woman who folded him in her arms to chase away childhood fears and the recurring dream.
And yet, he realized, it must have been a struggle for her. Raising a child alone, his father dead before his birth, and also supporting and caring for Uncle Lockwood. As an adult, Brian had realized that the small antique shop brought in little income, and the few acres they farmed were necessary for their subsistence. His mother had always been there, listening quietly, often saying little, but watching him with obvious pride. She had been pleased with his ROTC scholarship to college, and yet willing to accept his removal to Canada.
God, he needed some of that strength now. He could not believe she was dying.
Brian’s shoulders convulsed as he veered the car quickly into a roadside rest area and bent over the steering wheel. It couldn’t be. Certain things were the hinge pins of the cosmos—immutable, permanent fixtures.
He cleared his throat, rubbed his eyes with a forearm and jerked the car forward. The wheels spun as he careened back onto the highway. A horn sounded loudly, and he glanced up at the frightened woman in the station wagon rushing toward him. He quickly downshifted, floored the accelerator and rocked into the proper lane as the other car’s horn faded in the distance.
It was only a few more miles to the Tallman General Hospital, but the Dew Drop Inn was just ahead. A single dusty pickup truck sat in the parking lot near the door. Brian parked and entered.
A barmaid looked up from a newspaper and waited expectantly as he slid on a stool.
“Double vodka, light on the orange juice.”
“No O.J. How about some Hawaiian Punch?”
“Make it Kool-Aid.”
She looked at him quizzically a moment and then laughed as she mixed the drink.
His hand shook as he drank. He was unable to identify the mix, but was afraid to ask. The barmaid, close to his own age, looked familiar, although her name eluded him. The remainder of the room was empty of patrons. There were a half-dozen stools neatly aligned down the bar. The pool table in the side room had all the balls racked, with the exception of the lone red one near a far pocket.
“Do me again, please.”
She looked up from the paper and automatically reached for the Smirnoff behind her. “Kool-Aid. That’s great,” she said as she poured. “Ann Landers has a great column today. About this woman who meets her husband at the door wearing a bikini made of thread spools. You read her?”
“No.” He recognized her. “You’re Katheryn Mulhouse.”
“I know you?”
“Brian Maston. Tallman High, class of ’65.”
“Brian. Hey, sure. Hey, didn’t you go to Sweden or something?”
“Canada.”
The door behind him opened and the barmaid peered toward the new customer. A man in a dark suit sat on a nearby stool. Brian watched from the corner of his eye as the man flicked his hat further back on his forehead. Good God, hardly anyone wore hats in June.
“Draft, please,” the man said. “Do you know where Doctor Gordon Cherny’s office is located? I’ve just got it listed as Tallman Highway and I can’t seem to find it.”
“Sure.” The barm
aid tilted a glass under the spigot. “This is Tallman Highway, and he’s in the Medical Arts Building half a mile past the hospital. Kinda set back in the woods. You got to look close.”
“Thanks.”
Brian looked obliquely at the man sipping the draft beer. The clothes, the hat, the total conservative image might signal a federal officer. Did they check plane manifests? Had his photograph been circulated among the Canadian customs people? He felt the rise of inner alarm.
“Hey, Brian, how do you like it up in Can—”
Brian shook his head violently as the man with the hat turned to look at him with dark eyes. Brian laid a bill on the counter, waved and walked quickly to the car. The man in the hat followed him out and stood looking for a moment before he slid behind the wheel of a nondescript Chevrolet.
The Chevy followed Brian until he turned into the hospital parking lot. He waited behind the wheel until the other car continued out of sight.
The third-floor nurses’ station was directly opposite the bank of elevators. Martha Rubinow, mountainous in her stiffly starched white uniform, was half turned away from the elevators as she leaned against the counter talking to the ward clerk. She looked just the way Brian remembered her. A heavy woman with short legs that created a parabolic appearance. Her more than fifty years had sagged her facial features to the extent that her eyes seemed to be retreating into small apertures.
As if sensing his presence, Martha slowly turned to face him. “Brian!” Her voice was low in astonishment as her jaw dropped.
“Hello, Martha.” He momentarily wondered how many times he had seen this woman, his mother’s friend, sitting at their kitchen table, her large body engulfing a chair as she clenched a cup of coffee and laughed in a high-pitched cackle. “I came as soon as I heard.”
“Oh, Brian, you’re here.” Her arms hugged him to her bosom. There was a vague smell of talcum powder. She pushed him away to arm’s length and looked up at him. “She’s ill. Our Mary is very sick.”
“I didn’t know.”
“They said you wouldn’t come. That you couldn’t come.”
“I wasn’t notified. Is she in pain?”
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