by Steve Brewer
He stroked Victoria’s cheek. “Dolphins. Wade Grisby caught him talking to Spunky and Misty.”
Talking and listening. Bobby believed he could understand dolphinese, as he called it. The boy was even writing a dictionary of the clicks, whistles, and moans that came from their blowholes.
Victoria propped up on one elbow. In her sheer black negligee, with her sleepy eyes, she looked like a star in one of the old black-and-white movies. Lauren Bacall, about to entice her man back to bed.
“Steve, I just can’t get enough of you.”
Instead, Victoria said, “Steve, maybe it’s time Bobby saw a therapist.”
“I’ll talk to him. He’ll be okay.”
Steve leaned over and kissed her, Victoria exhaling a warm breath. Asleep before he was out the door.
***
Every day another drama, Steve thought, driving across the Rickenbacker Causeway. Getting Bobby out of another jam. This didn’t sound as serious as climbing on a catwalk over I-95 to spray paint an exit sign. Bobby had removed the apostrophe from the word “Beaches’ ” because the typographical error drove him nuts. The kid was sweet and loveable, and in some mysterious way, a genius. But he wasn’t socially developed, and lately he’d been acting out.
Breaking curfew. Trespassing. Keeping secrets.
Steve had asked Bobby if everything was okay, if he was having problems, if he wanted to talk about anything.
“Yep.”
“Nope.”
“Huh?”
Typical adolescent. But unusual for a kid who was ordinarily so verbal. Steve wondered if Bobby’s central nervous system disorders were in play. A little klutzy, a lot brainy. The kid seesawed between semi-autistic behavior and savantlike abilities of memory and language feats. “Paradoxical functional facilitation,” the doctors called it. Bobby could create anagrams in his head. But lately, his wordplay had been limited to chirping sounds at the breakfast table. Dolphinese.
Steve pulled his Mustang convertible into the empty lot at the bayside attraction. Signs pointed toward the bottlenose dolphin channel, the killer whale tank, the indoor aquarium.
Steve hustled toward the channel. Wondering if he’d been too lax with Bobby, too reluctant to discipline him. Grounding his nephew didn’t seem to work. The kid just crawled out his bedroom window and took off.
Steve followed a path of palm trees to the channel. Spotlights on metal poles illuminated the dark water. He figured Grisby would be in his small dockside office, lecturing Bobby on the dangers of breaking into other people’s businesses.
That’s when Steve heard the roar of the engine. Spotted Darth Vader. Totally surreal.
The Jet Ski carved a turn, kicked up spray, and slowed near the dock. The rider glared at Steve. Early twenties with a pugnacious jaw and cruel mouth. Raising a fist above his head, he shouted, “Liberation!”
What the hell’s going on? Where’s Grisby? Where’s Bobby?
“Bobby!”
Steve heard sneakered footsteps on the concrete dock, his nephew running toward him, all flying elbows and knees, a skinny arm pointing at the masked man on the Jet Ski. “He’s stealing Spunky and Misty!”
The man cruised close to the seawall and bared his teeth. “Freedom for the animals!”
So that’s it. The guy’s a dolphin-kidnapping, animal-libbing, eco-terrorist asshole.
Steve was all for animal rights. But not burning down labs. Or bombing research centers. Or terrorizing scientists. If a few rats had to die to find a cure for cancer—well, it was a trade-off that made sense.
The man gave Steve the finger, gunned the Jet Ski, and headed out the channel toward the Bay.
“Stop him, Uncle Steve!”
Three
CALL ME FISHMEAL
One hour before Bobby Solomon begged his uncle to stop Darth Vader from stealing the two dolphins, the boy had climbed a chain-link fence, sneaked across a concrete dock, and crept over a catwalk to a floating wooden platform.
Praying he wouldn’t be caught.
Uncle Steve would be so pissed. But Bobby had decided to take the risk.
I need to talk to Misty and Spunky.
His best friends.
Waiting for their signal, Bobby sprawled on his back. He let his eyes grow accustomed to the dark. In a moment, he spotted the constellation Sagittarius in the clear night sky.
A splash, then a rapid-fire click-creak-click. A second splash and a familiar high-pitched whistle.
Misty and Spunky saying hello.
They were the stars at Cetacean Park. Spunky was the color of a blue-steel revolver, with a long beak and a gray belly. His fluke—the wing-shaped paddle at the end of his tail—was oversize, powering his giant leaps.
He weighed about 250 pounds, depending on how much mackerel he’d had for breakfast. Misty, his girlfriend, had a sleek, silvery-blue body with a pink belly. She loved to be rubbed at the base of her dorsal fin.
Bobby put two fingers to his lips and whistled. Two short blasts. “Hi guys.”
Spunky slapped the water with a fin, splashing Bobby. The Spunkster joking around.
No tanks to confine them, the two dolphins lived in a channel that ran to Biscayne Bay, a steel gate blocking their path to open water. Bobby swam with the dolphins, fed them, played with them. Even watched them have sex, belly-to-belly.
Not an everyday sighting. Not like seeing Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton do the big nasty on video.
Pennants strung across the channel crackled in the sea breeze. The park had been closed for hours, but sugary songs about a thousand years old still poured from the speakers. Barbra Streisand was ordering someone not to rain on her parade. Barbra Streisand. SAD BREAST BRAIN.
So easy. You just picture the letters, and they fly around and anagrammatize themselves. Bobby thought in pictures and sounds, just like the dolphins. He could remember almost everything he’d ever seen or heard.
For the past year, he’d been listening to the sounds coming from Spunky’s and Misty’s blowholes, trying to untangle their language. Building a dictionary of dolphin talk. The clicks and squeaks, moans and whistles all meant something, but you had to be patient. You had to really listen and remember the patterns. Tonight, he hoped to add a few new phrases to his notebook. Then he’d bicycle home, sneak back into the house without waking Uncle Steve and Victoria, and catch some z’s before school.
Earlier tonight, he’d told Victoria a big fat fib. More than one, really. She’d been cooking meat loaf, filled with onions and dripping with Worcestershire and Tabasco sauce. She wouldn’t eat a bite, but she always made meals Bobby loved. That’s the way Victoria was. Making sure his clothes were clean, his homework finished, his hair combed. So he was bummed to fake her out.
She’d been worried about him, Bobby knew. Tonight, he promised not to break curfew, not to sneak out, not to slink into places he didn’t belong. Then, when she came into his bedroom around eleven p.m., while Uncle Steve was watching Sports Center, Bobby pretended to be asleep. Victoria sat on the edge of his bed, stroked his hair, and sang a lullaby to him. “Goodnight, My Angel,” the Billy Joel song. Like he was a little kid, except no one ever sang to him when he was little, including his real mom, who—let’s face it—was basically a coke whore who didn’t care about anyone but herself.
As Victoria sang, Bobby squeezed his eyes shut and bit his lower lip to keep from crying. Wishing she was his mom. Hoping Uncle Steve didn’t blow it with her.
Now, two hours after Victoria pulled the blanket up to his chin and softly closed his bedroom door, Bobby lay on the floating platform at Cetacean Park. After a few moments, Misty swam up to him.
Bobby click-clacked his tongue. “Hungry, Misty?”
She whistled a two-syllable reply. “Feed me.”
That’s what it sounded like, anyway. Bobby reached into a rubber pail and lobbed a chunk of mackerel toward the water. Misty gulped it down and whistled again. “Thanks.”
He dug into the pail for another
fish, and chirped a high-pitched sound from the back of his throat. “Squid or crab, Spunky?”
“Who’s there?”
Oh, shit. Mr. Grisby.
Bobby could see the owner of Cetacean Park, silhouetted by a spotlight on the dock. A nice guy—but then, he’d never caught Bobby breaking into the place.
“Goddammit! Answer me! I know you’re there.”
And if Uncle Steve finds out . . .
Bobby peered through the darkness, his heart pounding. Mr. Grisby was holding something in both hands. A rifle? A shotgun? No, why would he . . . ?
“Who the hell’s there!”
Southern accent. Sounding riled.
Bobby pressed down flat on the platform. It was hard to tell in the spotlight’s glare, but Mr. Grisby seemed to be looking his way.
“Dammit! Answer me.”
Nowhere to swim, nowhere to hide.
A thunderclap. Spunky broke the surface, twirled a backflip ten feet above the waterline, hung in the air a second, then hit the surface with a quiet splash. Showing off, but blowing Bobby’s cover, too.
On the speakers, Celine Dion was singing, “My Heart Will Go On.” Somewhere, Bobby thought, a big ship was about to sideswipe an iceberg. Celine Dion. END ICON LIE.
Spunky surfaced and whistled. A trilling wee-o, wee-o, wee-o. Calling Misty, Bobby knew. Then another sound. Not the dolphin.
A sliding metallic clack.
Bobby knew that sound. He’d gone skeet shooting with his grandpop.
A shotgun racking.
“Last chance, dammit! You, on the platform! Hands up!”
“Don’t shoot, Mr. Grisby.” Bobby’s voice wobbled.
“Robert Solomon. That you?”
“Yes, sir.” Bobby got to one knee, raised his hands in surrender.
Grisby chuckled. “Dammit, boy. Your uncle know where you are?”
“No, sir. I sneaked out.”
“Gonna call him right now. I’ll bet he tans your hide before the sun comes up.”
“Uncle Steve doesn’t believe in spanking.”
“Then he’s a damn fool.”
A blast of water. Spunky and Misty exploded above the surface, side by side. The dolphins’ bodies were silvery-black against the moonlight. They hit the surface together, smooth as knives, and vanished.
They had heard something, Bobby thought. Or sensed it with their sonar. What we call “sonar,” anyway. Their echolocation ability. Sending out sound waves, getting readings back. Seeing in the dark by picturing the shapes of objects.
So totally cool to be a dolphin. To swim so fast, dive so deep, jump so high.
Bobby wondered what they sensed in the darkness. Mr. Grisby stared out at the channel, toward the open water of the Bay. Bobby followed his gaze. Nothing there.
“I want you out of here quick.” Grisby didn’t take his eyes from the horizon.
Bobby heard something in the man’s voice. Saw it as a picture, felt it on his skin. Something cold and sharp, an icicle poking him in the back.
“Dammit, boy! You hear me? This is no place for you.”
The sound a freezing liquid now, covering Bobby as if he were encased in a glacier. It was the sound of fear.
Four
GUNSHOTS IN THE DARK
A flood of sensations as Steve flew off the embankment toward Darth Vader on the Jet Ski. The metal gate at the Bay inlet, marked with red and green lights, was wide open. If the bastard made it through the inlet, he’d have a clear path all the way to Key West. Then, in the distance, another Jet Ski, already in the Bay. An accomplice. And silhouetted in the headlight of the Jet Ski, two dolphins sped into open water.
Shit. Too late to rescue them.
Steve was airborne.
Spread-eagled.
The masked man ducked. The crook of Steve’s right arm caught him under the chin, cartwheeled him off the Jet Ski. A clothesline tackle.
A second later, both men were treading water, the Jet Ski purring softly, turning tight circles in the channel. Steve’s right shoulder flared with pain. It felt as if someone had stabbed him with an ice pick, then hammered it into the bone. Next to him, the man’s hand was clapped protectively over his neck.
A thick neck. Strong jaw with high cheekbones. Light-skinned African-American. His helmet had been knocked off, revealing a shaved head. Illuminated only by the moon and the lights on the gate, the guy looked a little like that wrestler turned actor. The Rock. Dwayne Johnson, the guy who gave all that money to the University of Miami.
“Corporate goon,” the man groaned.
Steve treaded water and massaged his right shoulder. “Hey, asshole. You scared the shit out of my nephew.”
“You don’t think dolphins are scared when they’re taken from their mothers?”
“Don’t start that crap with me.”
The two men faced each other in the water, each pedaling to stay afloat. On the causeway, a police siren wailed.
“You think your nephew’s life has more value than a dolphin’s? Or a turtle’s? Or a harbor rat’s?”
“As a matter of fact, I do.” No use telling this guy, but Steve valued Bobby’s life more than his own.
“You’re with them, aren’t you?” the man demanded.
“Them who?”
“The circuses and the zoos. The testers and the torturers. The users and abusers.”
“I’m just a guy with a nephew who loves dolphins.”
The man reached under the water and came up with the dive knife that had been sheathed at his ankle. Serrated blade, glimmery in the moonlight. With his free hand, he started paddling toward the Jet Ski. “Try to stop me, I’ll cut your throat.”
“Isn’t my life worth as much as a harbor rat’s?”
A light blazed, blinding Steve. “Hold it right there! Both of you!” boomed overhead.
Steve squinted toward the shore. Police car on the bank. Two cops at the water’s edge. One gripped a Maglite the size of a Barry Bonds bat. The other aimed his 9 mm Glock at them. Two-handed grip, legs spread and knees flexed, just like they teach them at the academy.
Steve continued treading water.
“Hands where I can see ’em!”
What’s the cop think I’m gonna do, the backstroke?
Steve threw both hands above his head. He immediately sank. He kicked hard and popped up just as Darth Vader called the cops “establishment thugs.”
“For the record,” Steve interjected, spitting water, “I play softball in the Police Athletic League.”
One cop started to say something but was interrupted by the blast of a shotgun, the sound rolling down the channel. Instinctively, Steve whirled toward the park.
Bobby! Where’s Bobby?
The last Steve had seen the boy, he had stopped along the seawall, waiting for his uncle to be a hero.
An instant later, a second blast echoed in the warm ocean breeze.
SOLOMON’S LAWS
1. Try not to piss off a cop unless you have a damn good reason . . . or a damn good lawyer.
Five
ANOTHER PERP
The cops cuffed Steve and slammed him facedown onto the hood of the cruiser. Water dripped down his legs into his Reeboks.
All that mattered was Bobby, and Steve couldn’t get to him. “C’mon, man. My nephew’s back there.”
“How many of you are there?” the bigger cop demanded.
“I’m not one of them!” Steve lifted his head. A hand slammed it back down. Steve’s eyes teared and his nose dripped blood. A fire burned deep in his shoulder. “Did you hear the gunshots? I gotta find Bobby.”
“Shut up.” The cop clipped the back of Steve’s skull with his Maglite. Just a practice swing. Steve decided he didn’t want to feel the real thing.
“Don’t they teach you in cop school that gunshots are bad?” Steve asked.
“Got other units there.” The cop was going through the soggy contents of Steve’s wallet. Seventeen dollars, a year-old Fantasy 5 lottery ticket,
and his Florida Bar card. “You’re a lawyer.”
“Yeah, and you’re gonna need one.”
Steve liked most cops, even the ones who stretched the truth in their testimony, forcing him to cross-examine the crap out of them. They had their job to do, and he had his, which was to make them look like idiots or liars. Or both.
These two were young. One Hispanic, one black. Both with sleeves tight against bulging biceps.
Don’t they test cops for steroids the way they do ballplayers?
It was something he’d look into the next time some cop roughed up one of his presumably innocent clients. ’Roid rage.
“My nephew’s got a medical condition. So if you could be a pal and—”
“Shut up,” the Hispanic cop repeated. His partner separately questioned Darth Vader over by a scrubby palm tree. Steve couldn’t hear the questions, but several answers seemed to include the words “Gestapo thug” and “global corporate conspiracy,” sprinkled with mentions of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.
Steve explained how Grisby called him about Bobby, how he drove to Cetacean Park, stumbled into an animal liberation raid, chased this yahoo in the wet suit, then saw a second Jet Skier, who’d already made it to the Bay with two dolphins.
“Another perp,” the cop said, sounding interested. “You get a look at him?”
Steve shook his head, water dripping from his hair. “Too dark. Too far away. He was herding the dolphins into open water, and that jerkoff was bringing up the rear.”
The radio in the squad car crackled, and the Hispanic cop ducked inside to take the call. When he emerged, he said, “Is it safe to assume your nephew’s not around forty years old, maybe two hundred pounds?”
“He’s twelve and built like a broomstick.”
“Good. Then he’s not the dead guy.”
Six
HABEAS PORPOISE
