by Elise Sax
A Doom
With a
View
book two of the goodnight mysteries series
elise sax
Doom with a View (Goodnight Mysteries– Book 2) is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2018 by Elise Sax
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1731470072
Published in the United States by 13 Lakes Publishing
Cover design: Elizabeth Mackey
Edited by: Novel Needs
Formatted by: Jesse Kimmel-Freeman
Printed in the United States of America
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A wonderful cousin and a wonderful person…
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Part I: Matilda Gets a Letter from a Dead Guy and Takes a Tumble
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Part II: A Hottie Cooks for Matilda, and Another Hottie Comes Back to Town
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Part III: Matilda Finds Another Victim, and Boone Dresses Up
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Part IV: Matilda Attends the Chile Pecker Cock Off, and She Has a Date with the Killer
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
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About the Author
Part I: Matilda Gets a Letter from a Dead Guy and Takes a Tumble
Local Businessman Offers Bounty for Rescued Giraffess
By Silas Miller
Local Businessman Rocco Humphrey has offered a $2000 bounty for every giraffe returned to him safe and sound. There are approximately three dozen giraffes running wild in the Goodnight area after they got loose two weeks ago during a parade through the Plaza.
“All of the giraffes are still in fine shape, no matter what the haters say. I mean, how would they know the giraffes are in trouble when they ran to the four corners and no one can find them?” Humphrey insisted. “But the Humane Society says we need to get them back pronto to the Giraffe Sanctuary in Boise, or Goodnight will have to pay a huge fine,” he added.
Several giraffes were spotted in the Basin, but more than one of the tall creatures have wreaked havoc in town. “You can imagine what I thought when I woke up with a giant tongue in my face,” a woman who wishes to remain anonymous said. “The damned thing had its head through my bedroom window and was going at me like I had sprouted leaves.”
“They’re everywhere, now,” Doc Greenberg complained. “Some towns have cockroaches. We have giraffes.”
Goodnight grew to prominence after it hanged Daisy the Giraffe in 1882. Mr. Humphrey has wanted to reverse the black spot on the town’s history with the Friends of Daisy the Giraffe Home for Abused Wildlife and the parade to honor the tall animals. Now, the so-called protected giraffes have run into the wilds of New Mexico, and authorities worry that they could suffer a worse fate than Daisy. Namely, the drought, coyotes, and bears could bring down more than one of these noble creatures.
The $2000 bounty will be paid by Humphrey on receipt for each giraffe that is returned to him unharmed. In cash. Humphrey can be found most days during work hours at the Friends of Daisy the Giraffe Home, and he eats lunch at the Goodnight Diner every day at 12:30.
Chapter 1
I crouched in my galoshes on the bank of the Snake River, looking for clues. It had been two long weeks since the body of the murdered girl had been found. The girl I had spoken to and who’d asked me for help. The girl who had already been dead at the time we spoke.
Yep, that’s right. My name’s Matilda Dare, and it seems that I can talk to dead people. And see them, too. I might also be able to bring the dead back to life, but that’s another story. That realization had me a little freaked out, but I was calming myself down with the idea that there was a logical, scientific explanation for the whole thing. I had also watched Interstellar three times, and I figured that alternate universes and the manipulation of time and space could have just as easily been responsible for me having entire conversations with a dead girl. I mean, she might not have been dead at all. She might have been flying around in another dimension with a robot and Matthew McConaughey. That would have explained everything.
But my new neighbors in Goodnight, New Mexico, were going with the theory that I could talk to dead people. Dead people sought me out and talked to me. That’s what everyone believed now. Before, everyone thought I was crazy because my murdering, soon-to-be ex-husband had put me away in an institution, but now I was considered crazy with magical powers. I was the wacko witch.
It wasn’t the best first impression of me, as I had recently moved into the town. But even though most of the citizens of Goodnight now shot me fearful glances as I passed, my newfound friends seemed perfectly fine with the idea that I spoke to a girl at my house, while she was lying dead in a ditch by the river.
“I’m so hungry. He won’t let me eat much. And it’s so cold. I’m trying to escape. He’s strong. He likes to hurt me.”
Her words haunted me ever since she had uttered them less than three weeks ago. A specter that had crossed over to get my help, and I couldn’t give it to her. The guilt was almost as overwhelming as my need to solve the mystery of her murder.
Now, the dogs that I had inherited, along with a house and a newspaper, sniffed the ground near me by the river. “Find clues, Abbott and Costello,” I urged the beagle and the black Labrador. I had been searching for anything to find out who the dead girl was and who was responsible for her death. But I had found nothing, and the Sheriff’s department weren’t any closer to solving the mystery. Her DNA and fingerprints weren’t in any database.
Abbott, the beagle, shot his head up and howled, and Costello ducked behind my legs, making me fall butt-first on the muddy shore. “What’s wrong?” I complained.
“Stick ‘em up!” a man yelled, appearing above me on the hill. His arm was outstretched, and he was pointing something at me, clenched in his fist. Abbott howled a
gain and ran away. Costello stayed firm, hiding behind me. I put my hands up. “Give me your valuables,” he ordered.
“I don’t have any valuables.” It was the truth. My divorce was on-going and had cleaned me out. I had been eating mostly peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the past week to save money. I did have a Nissan Altima with thirty months of payments left to go, but I’d rather he shoot me than give up my car.
“Throw me your purse,” he ordered, gesturing with whatever he had in his hand. I squinted at him. I was blessed with fabulous eyesight, probably to make up for having no sense of direction and a complete inability to carry a tune.
“Hey, that’s not a gun,” I said.
My mugger flinched and slipped slightly on the hill. “It’s not a potato, if that’s what you think it is.”
“A potato?” I was thinking it was some kind of high tech weapon, like a Taser Ball or a Mace Orb. Not a vegetable.
“It’s not a potato,” he insisted. “So, you better…”
He stopped talking and screamed instead, as a giraffe broke through the brush at a gallop. It sideswiped the potato mugger, who rolled down the hill, landing in a fetal position by my feet.
“He went that way!” a man yelled from the brush up above.
“Get the net ready!” another man yelled.
Two men trotted out of the brush, obviously running after the giraffe. One held a rope, and the other one dragged a net behind him. The mugger hopped up. He eyed the man and then looked at me, as if I had somehow materialized them as my defenders were armed only with nylon rope.
“Hurry up!” one of the men yelled. “Get the bastard or we’ll never get that pickup, and we’ll be walking for the rest of our lives.”
“And the sports package on the satellite. Don’t forget about that,” the other man yelled back.
Bounty hunters. There were a million in town now that Rocco had issued a reward to get the giraffes back. In a depressed economy, two thousand dollars to herd a gentle, if giant, creature sounded like easy money. Yet, nobody had caught a giraffe so far. My attacker didn’t seem to be up on the giraffe thing, because he obviously thought that the two men were running after him, instead of trying to make a living. He took off with his potato or whatever he was holding. The two other men didn’t notice him and continued on, chasing after their new pickup and satellite sports package. I was alone again. The whole mugger, giraffe, bounty hunter experience was over. I sighed, loudly. It was pretty much a typical day for me since I had moved to Goodnight.
Abbott howled as he returned. He and Costello looked up at me expectantly. “You’re kidding, right? You cowards. You ran off and hid while I was in danger. What’s a dog for, anyway?”
As if to answer me, Costello licked my hand. Abbott danced around me, like there was no way I could reject his cuteness. He was right. I was a sucker for my two adopted dogs, no matter how much of a pain in the ass they were.
“Fine. I can understand that you didn’t want to get shot, even if it was a potato. And it might not have been a potato. It could have been a Taser Ball. C’mon, let’s get back home. I know you want your morning bone and nap.”
I wanted a morning bone and nap, too, but as the new owner of the Goodnight Gazette, I had to get to work. Investigating the death of a strange girl wasn’t part of my duties. The senior reporter Silas Miller was covering the story, and there hadn’t been a new angle to it since the day the girl’s body was discovered. My investigation, therefore, was a personal one and had to be undertaken on my own time.
“Back to the grindstone,” I told my dogs, and we left the scene of the crime.
My house was located in the hills above the Plaza in the center of town. It was a rundown, historical home hundreds of years old, built as a one-story square with a courtyard in the middle. My living quarters were on the right, and the Goodnight Gazette was housed up front. The paper was part of my inheritance and was keeping my lights on and my belly full of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Not much else. I was learning the journalism game, but I still didn’t know anything about running a paper. Thank goodness the managing editor, Klee Johnson, knew everything about it, and thank goodness Silas Miller wrote ninety percent of the articles. Nine percent were written by the fifteen-year-old paperboy, Jack Remington. He was some kind of reporting prodigy and shared the same sensibilities as his mentor, Silas, that journalism was holier than the Pope, and it was their patriotic duty to “stir things up” and take no prisoners. I wrote the other one percent of the articles.
“There you are,” Klee said as I entered, not looking over from the spreadsheet on her monitor. “You know, being the boss doesn’t mean you don’t have to carry your weight.”
“I was doing Gazette business,” I lied, sort of. The dead girl case was a Gazette story, but it had been written already. There hadn’t been any new developments since then. I dug two dog bones out of the cabinet in the little kitchen at the back of the office and tossed them to Abbott and Costello. The dogs wagged their tails in appreciation and galloped out of the office to find a place to chew and probably fall asleep for the next four hours.
Klee harrumphed. “I’ll be the one to tell you what’s a Gazette story. What’s your story. That’s my job, you know. Otherwise, it’s complete chaos around here, and the paper will fold. Is that what you want?”
“No?” I said like a question. Klee was a very fashionable, formidable woman, and I was half-scared of her at all times. With the cooler weather, Klee was wearing a handwoven turquoise-colored scarf that wound three times around her neck. Her straight, thick black hair hung down to her waist, and a hand-crafted bronze earring peeked out from her dark tresses. Meanwhile, I was wearing shorts and a tank top. I had shrugged out of the galoshes for a pair of flip-flops.
My cardigan sweater was hanging on the back of my chair at my desk. I put it on and sat down. I jiggled the computer mouse to make the monitor come to life. There, I found my assignment from Klee, sent by the messaging system.
“Letters to the editor,” I read. “We still get those?”
“Go through them and pick out three,” Klee ordered. “I need them in an hour.”
Before I started working at the paper, I had always envisioned the life of a journalist as a relaxing one. Long lunches, secret meetings in parking garages, that sort of thing. But Klee kept me on a short leash, maintaining an environment where I was always late and running to catch up.
It did make the day go by quickly, though, but I did find a gray hair this morning. It could have either been because of the tight deadlines or talking to a dead girl. Either one. It was a toss-up.
I opened the letters to the editor file. There were about fifteen waiting to be read. The first one was a complaint about New Sun Petroleum’s demise and the loss of jobs. The letter writer singled me out as the cause of that, so I rejected that letter. I was tempted to write back and explain that New Sun had kidnapped me and tried to kill me, but I only had an hour to get through all of the letters, so I decided to take the Dalai Lama’s route and let it pass.
The next letter was all about the giraffes, and it was written by Mabel Kessler, a local entrepreneur who worked tirelessly to breathe life into Goodnight and get it running again.
Rocco Humphrey moved into this town and turned it into a shambles, she wrote. He should have left well enough alone with the damned giraffes. So we hanged a giraffe in the 1800s. Get over it, people! Now, I’m trying to bring in traffic with my Tea Party Raves, and I have to worry about getting trampled by giraffes. Not to mention the tabloid interest in this debacle! This is Richard Gere and the gerbil all over again. Rocco needs to answer for this. Do you hear that, Rocco? Round up those giraffes and move them on to Boise before you totally sink Goodnight. Capiche?
It was a good letter. I put it in the keeper file and moved on. It turned out there were three more by Mabel, which I ignored and one by Rocco, defending his position. I read up until the point where he compared himself to Jesus and quoted the M
agna Carta and then put it into the keeper file. One more to go. As assignments went, this one was pretty easy.
The next letter was pornographic, and another one was an advertisement for a heel buffer. That’s when I got to the letter that started the whole nightmare and turned my week into a whirlwind of craziness and murder. It was written from a funky email address, and it only had three short sentences and a list of letters.
Help! A matter of life or death. Urgent!
SH
MM
TE
Best Regards, Leonard
My ears grew hot, and I sprouted goosebumps on my arms. It wasn’t the first time that I had this response. I seemed to get the same physical reaction from all things mystery, like I was an addict or something.
I was about to alert Klee to the letter when a car door slammed outside, and I jumped a foot in the air off my chair. My hand flew to my hair, and I patted it into place and sucked in my stomach. Every car driving up to the house did the same thing to me since Boone had left. Not that I cared when he was going to come back, I tried to tell myself, but my body sure seemed to care, and it went into overdrive with the thought that perhaps he had returned. He was due to come back to Goodnight any day now, according to the note he left me two weeks ago.
Don’t make any decisions while I’m away.
I knew what he was talking about, and it made me blush every time I thought about it. Make a decision about his brother Amos, he meant. Not that there was anything between Amos and me, either. Amos was still in love with his dead wife.
And besides all of that—the mysterious Boone and the mourning Amos—I was totally off men. Men were no good for me. I was still technically married to my murderer husband who had gaslighted me and put me away. Now he was bleeding me dry, fighting our divorce so that he could keep his inheritance money. Not that he was ever going to be released from prison.
