Ozma gave her the look an old pro gives to a promising young tyro who's trying to "act all bad."
"My dear, dear girl," she said, and paused. "It's true that we haven't been the best of friends, have we?"
Enchantra sheepishly nodded her agreement.
"But, I've always admired your skills—especially your, shall we say, diplomatic—skills. Enchantra, I'll be blunt. You possess the Golden Cap—you have control of the Winged Monkeys. They will remain a key to our defense. They are the most gifted warriors at our disposal. Now, I could simply demand that you give me the Cap. But
I won't. You possess it, and the fate of the Monkeys is in your hands as well. You have chosen to use them wisely in the past, and I have every reason to believe you will continue to wield your power in a conscientious manner. Enchantra, you are here so that I can tell you that I trust you," and she looked around and said, "and that is why you are all here, and I've kept you far too long already."
And I thought, great, this mad tea-party is finally over with— now what?
"And now what?" Ozma asked, looking at me.
"Well," I said, a little taken aback by the Kreskin routine, "I guess I'm off to Mikio's with the Laptop." I looked around. "Anybody else going my way?"
"Yeah, me," Ralph spoke out. "You won't get forty yards outside of the palace with that thing without a bodyguard."
"How do we know you're not just going to grab it?" Aurora blurted out.
"Yeah," Ralph shot back sarcastically, "how do you know?"
Dorothy stood up, and unruffled her long skirt. "Well," she said quietly, "I'm going out the front gate, and talk to folks."
That sounded like a really bad idea to me.
"The way I see it," she continued, "there's a lot of soldiers out there who'd rather get back to bein' farmers or or merchants if somebody only showed 'em the error of their ways. Always been better at peacemaking than fighting. Even when I was a little girl. So, Ozma, darling, if you don't need me no more, I'm off"
"Wait." Aurora got up. "Let me go with you. I agree with your idea on principle, but I'd feel alot better about it if you had some muscle to back you up." A sympathetic roar came from the Lion, who stretched and came over to Dorothy's side as well, followed by the Tiger. "But I'd like to make a pit-stop at Mikio's first, if that's okay." She gave Ralph a weird look.
Dorothy nodded agreement, and everyone looked to Ozma, I suppose to be dismissed or whatever princesses do when you want to take off.
"Before you all go," she said, "I must see Aurora alone for a moment."
She took Aurora off to some ante-chamber, and we all stood around for a few minutes, looking at each other uncomfortably. It was worth the wait, though, when Aurora came back with Ozma's gift.
War Journal
Entry # 7
All it took was the words Aurora and alone; and all at once, I felt a weird cold buzz run through me. Some kernel of dread that I'd been harboring in private blossomed within me, proceeded to grow.
She stood. I stood. The others stood, too. We walked behind the throne, and they just stayed where they were. I glanced back at Gene, who shrugged and made the aiyee! face. I shifted over to Scarecrow, who predictably smiled and waved.
Then we came upon a doorway, framed by a thousand ornately-mirrored slats. I saw, in that moment, a thousand Ozmas, pursued by a thousand fearsome Deaths.
The Deaths, of course, were me.
We passed through the door, and it closed behind us. In the silence that followed, Ozma turned to me, and I felt a warm flush crawl across my skin. It wasn't me blushing; it didn't come from within. It was like sunlight emerging from behind a cloud.
She smiled; and if the Buddha had been a beautiful woman-child instead of a squat little roly-poly guy, she woulda looked a lot like him.
"Aurora," she said. "Aurora Quixote Jones." She seemed to like the way the words cavorted across her tongue. "You certainly are a special one. And I'm so very glad you're here."
"I'm really happy to be here, too." It was all I could think of to say.
"So tell me. What, if any, are your plans?"
"Well, like I said, I'm going out front. I really don't see how I have any choice. You don't have many fighters. But they do."
"This is true," she thoughtfully agreed.
"And some of them won't stop, no matter how nicely you ask them."
"I know."
"So, again: if Dorothy doesn't mind, I'd like to stand by her side."
"Then stand by her you shall. But let me ask you this." And Ozma leaned forward as she spoke. "Are you not afraid to die?"
"Well, yeah!' I said. "Of course I am!" Ozma laughed. After a second, so did I. But the thought had been planted in my head. Does she know something I don't know?
"I mean," I said, "I'm not going to, am I?"
Ozma looked at me frankly. "I wish I knew. So does Glinda. We are both concerned. Quite simply, there is so much going on that the future is most unclear." I nodded. "Glinda's book is filling much faster than she could possibly read; and all of her concentration is focused on magick, just now."
"Well, shit!' I blurted out. "And begging your pardon, but can't somebody else take a look at that thing, let us know what's coming up? I mean, isn't that important information?"
"It is, of course. But, alas, only Glinda is permitted to read the book."
I tried to imagine what Gene would think if he were standing here. He'd probably have thought pretty much what I did, which was: JESUS CHRIST! BEND THE RULES! ARE YOU NUTS?
But instead of voicing this out loud, I aimed for the other end of the equation.
"So why," I inquired, "did you pull me aside?"
At which point she smiled and said, "We have something for you."
And Oz being Oz, Jellia Jamb was there at once. She held a large covered platter in her hands, all of it gleaming silver. I'm certain I looked as confused as I felt in the moment before Jellia lifted the lid, pulled back a velvet adornment.
Then I stared at the object on the plate.
It was an emerald burrito.
Now, one could argue that it was actually a sculpture of a scroll, or some unknown object rolled up in parchment. And indeed, there were undecipherable hieroglyphics all over the thing, so I guess the point could be made. But no. This heavenly tchochka, this gift of all gifts, was roughly a foot long, maybe two inches wide. A nice size for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. And from the way it was rolled—or depicted as such—to the fluted ends and bulging middle, there was only one true way to read the situation.
It was an emerald burrito. That's exactly what it was. A burrito meticulously sculpted out of living gemstone, glowing rather vivaciously green on Jellia's little silver platter. The sheer extent of the detail was astounding.
I found myself thinking, well, what the fuck is this?
Once, when I was seventeen, this guy from school tattooed a picture of my face on his ass. Left cheek. Startling likeness. All in all, a very professional job. Since I didn't actually like the guy, I can't say that I was thrilled. Just stunned.
And this is not to say that I didn't love Ozma, love Oz, love life, be red-hot with hunka hunka burnin' love. But in terms of a sheer sinking feeling, this made me feel something like that.
"Ummm.. .thank you," I said, staring mute at the thing.
"This," she said, "is the Skyrrla."
I said, "It's very nice."
I was starting to shake.
I thought about imitation being the sincerest blah blah blah. I thought about that guy and my face on his ass. I thought about how weirdly inappropriate this seemed. How removed from the black cloud, and the urgency now before us. Like that Monty Python sketch in The Meaning of Life, where all these soldiers in a foxhole give, like, enormous ornate grandfather clocks to their dumbfounded sergeant, make him a cake, singing "Oh He's a Jolly Good Fellow" while the enemy picks them off one by one.
Okay, said the voices in my head. So they made me this really nice burrito statu
e thing. Now where was I supposed to put this, exactly? On my mantle? On my grave? Up my rectum? I mean, what?
I felt pissed off. And embarrassed. And afraid. Like Ozma had butterfly wings for brains, or at least no sense of perspective. I felt the fear that Gene must have been feeling the whole time: that faith-shattered vacuum, where nothing can be believed.
Then she said, "The Skyrrla is beyond antiquity."
The voices in my head shut up.
I looked at her. She was reading me hard. And the horrible thing was: I was reading her, too. I could feel my doubt, my lack of faith, going off like a depth charge inside her; and though it burned for a second in her eyes, that sweet Buddha smile remained somehow intact, then took over her eyes again.
It was very very hard for me to put some words—any words— together.
"Really?" I said, and she nodded her head.
"Wow," I added. Swallowed hard. "So...what-all does it do?"
"We were hoping that you could tell us," she said, and my embarrassment was sealed. Her beauty was so massive, her sincerity so complete.
"You don't know?"
She shook her head. "No, we don't. Long before I was born— before Glinda was born—the Skyrrla was here, clearly waiting for something. For years beyond measure, the Skyrrla has waited.
"We suspect that it was waiting for you."
I know it sounds stupid, but I started to cry.
And through the veil of tears, I became aware of something amazing.
Inside the Skyrrla—the emerald burrito—I began to see movement, substrata of something-like-electrical motion beneath the tacit glow. A lightning-like dance, both precise and abstract, alive and engaged. My eyes opened wide.
There was something there for me. I knew that there was. I felt it. I felt it. It burrowed inside. I looked at my hand, and my hand was insane. It wanted to touch it. It hungered to know.
I looked in the eyes of Ozma. All resentment there was gone. I felt my own petty feelings resolve, then dissolve. I felt a beautiful thing inside.
My hand was reaching forward. I was watching it do it. I was the thing, and behind the thing. Totally watching. Eye of God. God. Hand. All at once.
Then my hand latched ahold of the emerald burrito.
And I knew that I would never die.
There are some knowings that can not be unknowed There are some moments that can not be denied. In that moment of moments, I knew some things that are not negotiable. Not subject to debate. Not an if but a yo.
The burrito spoke to me, and I saw myself in it: skull-paint on flesh mask, deeper skull beneath the mask, then into bone and down and down, through calcium swirl to atomic glow.
And it was all me. Every speck. Every ripple. Every thought was mine, and every sensation. I was hooked up and hooked in, the core and the satellite, God-head and Aurora-head in infinite sync.
And I knew that this would never end. No matter what. No matter when.
And I know I was smiling—I had to be smiling—because Ozma was laughing when I opened my eyes; and when I went to laugh, too, I found that my mouth was already there.
When I rejoined the others, I was high as a kite. To be honest, I hardly remember what happened.
When Gene asked, "What'cha got?" I'm pretty sure that I showed them.
When he said, "So now what?," I'm pretty sure I said let's go.
Mikio's was crazy.
Ten or fifteen people were running around his space, picking things up, shaking them, rubbing stuff, like Mikio's was the place where they were going to find The Answer—that somewhere buried in his mountains of weird shit they would find something to make the unpleasantness go away. These were not the same cheerful people I'd seen in the courtyard; these were a different breed of citizen: disaffected youngsters infected with American Pop Culture and Earth paranoia.
I started to feel a little bit good about things, in a weird homesick way. Seeing these people acting so—well, normal, was like feeling a cool breeze blow through a stuffy room. There was a vitality here that was lacking elsewhere—this probably accounted for why I felt comforted.
When Mikio spotted us, he danced over towards the front of the room, where we all were standing. Despite the demeanor of the other people in his living room, he displayed the same Moonie-esque enthusiasm from earlier on. There was some kind of exotic symmetry happening there, I thought: opposite misfits from mirror worlds, attracting, complementing.
Whatever was the case, he immediately scoped out what Aurora was carrying, aside from the axe. "So this is it, huh?," he asked.
"Uh huh," she said.
I was puzzled. "What—you already—how did you know?"
"I got a mirror-mail from Ozma. She told me you were on the way." He smiled. Everybody was still smiling way too much. I was
starting to feel like a congressman in Jonestown again.
Mikio lifted the lid, pulled back the velvet sheet that was covering the Skyrrla, and watched as bright rivulets danced through it like distant heat lightning, deep inside of it.
"Damn, it really does look like an emerald burrito. Check it out. What is that stuff?" he asked, tracing the light streaks with his index finger.
"Fuck if I know," I said helpfully.
"It's amazing" Aurora purred.
He peered thoughtfully into it. "Somehow—it reminds me of a Cloud Chamber. Physicists used to use them to trace the paths of subatomic particles."
"That's pretty accurate," Aurora threw in.
I'd seen a cloud chamber before in a museum; I didn't know how he thought the two were similar. But then I wasn't Mikio. Or Aurora, for that matter.
He disappeared back into the melee, rummaging with the best of them, opening filing cabinets, pulling out notes, then abandoning them to dig through a closet for something that the notes reminded him of. Aurora drifted off into a corner, her eyes still dreamy from her wild Skyrrla high.
"Would you like some refreshments?" said a voice from behind me.
I turned around to see a strange, stooped over, long-limbed old man with long, gray hair, eyes scringing down at me from under thick bushy eyebrows. He was shakily carrying a tray, which was filled to overflowing with drinks and little miniature stuffed pita-type sandwiches. They looked like they were going to go all over the floor any minute.
"I live upstairs," he said, "and I thought Mikio and his friends would like a bite to eat."
Dorothy looked at the old guy strangely. "Doctor Pipt?" she asked, "Is that you?"
He nodded and grinned, not giving any indication that he knew who the hell she was. She took the tray out of his hands, and unceremoniously handed it to me. "I'm Dorothy," she said, "Dorothy Gale? We knew each other many years ago. Maybe..."
Some light of recognition came into the old man's eyes. "Dorothy?" He squinted at her. "But surely you're not that little girl...yes!
You are!" He held out his arms, and they embraced each other warmly.
Then there were introductions all around, and the topic turned to why we were there.
"Ah, yes," Pipt said. "This current unpleasantness. It almost inspires me to—" He looked around as if someone unwanted might be listening, and continued quietly, "come out of retirement."
Dorothy looked at him wide-eyed. "Oh, Doctor, you must! We need all the help we can get right now, and I'm sure Ozma wouldn't mind under the circumstances. A man of your talents.."
Dr. Pipt waved dismissively. "My dear, it's been many years since I've dabbled in alchemy. I don't know that—"
Mikio suddenly let out a yelp; he'd found something of interest in the closet. Half a dozen of his posse gathered around him.
Pipt nodded to indicate Mikio, raised a bony finger in his direction. "Now, that boy," he said, "is quite promising." Then he looked Dorothy in the eye, rather severely, I thought. "I would appreciate it if you would not mention my past exploits to young Mikio. I have grown rather fond of him, and would rather that his opinions of me not be changed at this late date. He knows me as
the old man who lives upstairs, nothing more." With that, he took the tray back from me, and teetered into the room, delivering snacks to anyone interested.
Ralph and I looked quizzically at Dorothy.
"That man," she whispered, "is the greatest living alchemist in all of Oz. Kind of like—who's that one everyone tells me about?— Einstein. Of course, he was forbidden by Ozma to practice magic after he—" She looked thoughful for a second, then said, "Well, she never did say anything about science, though. People, that old man you're lookin' at is the actual inventor of the Powder of Life."
Life. Powder. You could have knocked me over with a feather. My fingers reflexively found the jar in my ogre-vest. I was about to take it out and ask somebody if what I was carrying around was actually IT, when Mikio came running back with a box full of writhing creatures—well, I thought they were creatures. They were little tight corkscrew-shaped, and coppery. He took one out and it flattened against the palm of his hand, orienting itself directly facing Aurora and the Skyrlla.
All at once, the gravity of the room pulled inward, tugging everyone but Aurora toward Mikio and the center. "These are ktulligs."
Mikio explained. "They are one of the major components in most of Ozma's automatons. They represent a state somewhere between machinery and life.
"In Oz, if you pound out one of these things yourself, out of copper wire or whatever, it will behave in the same manner as this one here—why? Why does a rotating magnet on Earth produce an electrical current in a nearby wire? Who the hell knows? But it always happens. Same with this. This phenomenon appears to be a manifestation of some basic physical law in this universe. I haven't quite worked it out yet, but it appears to be linked to the entire "Mickie" phenomenon. There may be predictable criterion for what causes an object to become animated."
Everybody was staring at him rather blankly, I thought. It didn't look like anybody was quite following him, except for maybe me, maybe Ralph, and Dr. Pipt.
"Well, anyway, check this out," he said, and scattered the first of several ktulligs on the floor, where they twisted and hopped like puppies. "Aurora?"
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