. I thought it an odd choice for the junkman but pretty good programming since we were coming up on Valentine’s Day. “Got nary a feather.” I turned back to look at him. “I beg your pardon?” “Lindy. Got nary a feather.” “The bird?” He nodded. “Plucks ’em all off in spite.” “In spite of what?” “Daughter-in-law run off; only one that could stand the bird.” I thought about it. “Geo, didn’t your daughter-in-law leave a while back?” “Ten year ago, June 12th.” He evidently felt the need to add. “Parrot can live a long time; could be the spite.” I crossed to the visitor chair and sat in hopes that he’d settle on the bed so we could discuss recent developments. “Geo, I need to talk to you.” To my relief he came over and predictably beat me to the punch of my visit. “Not making a charge.” I smiled at him. “I’m glad to hear that.” He sniffed, probably unused to smelling anything but himself. “Perfect right to.” “Yes you do, but then Ozzie Junior’ll probably bring up the fact that your gun went off.” “Accidental.” I nodded. “I agree, but I just wanted to nip any problem we might have in the bud.” I stretched my leg. “Geo, I’d like to ask what that was all about. Do you and Ozzie have something going on I should know about?” His attention focused on his feet, which were aligned with the legs of his chair. “Nope.” “Nothing?” He pushed his welding cap back, revealing the stunning whiteness of his forehead and a perfect widow’s peak. “Nope.” I waited a moment and then stood. “All right then.” “When are you gonna feed Butch and Sundance and the bird?” It seemed like an urgent request. “Tonight?” He nodded. “Dog food’s in the garbage can in the mud-room, birdfeed in the urn on the shelf by the cage. They’s cat food on the back porch for the raccoons.” “Raccoons.” He nodded. “Make sure they got water in the heated bowl and stay out of the basement, there’s snakes.” I took a deep breath. It was turning out to be a long day. “You want me to feed them, too?” “Nope.” “Snakes, Geo?” “Yep.” “In February.” I stood there looking down at him, noting again that he was composed of thin, drawn muscle that displayed every strand and sinew. “Are those wolves of yours going to try and eat me alive when I go back there?” The smile faltered a little on his lips, and not for the first time I noticed there was an odd elegance to the man. “Nope.” I wasn’t sure if I believed him. The effects of the drops were gone, and I no longer needed a personal chauffeur, so Dog and I drove the eight miles to the dump in the dark alone. I cut the motor on my truck but left the headlights to shine on the snack bar/municipal solid waste facility office. I cracked the Bullet’s door open, and Dog looked at me expectantly. I looked at the office and could see them waiting, dark eyes flaring in the window. I grabbed my Maglite from the seat, reached in, and clicked off the headlights. “No, I think you better stay in here.” He didn’t look happy, but I closed the door behind me and slowly made my way toward the patched-together shack. I shined the beam of the big flashlight onto the Plexiglas and into the two sets of glowing eyes. I placed a hand on the aluminum knob but then thought it best to introduce myself from the safety between us, so I put my other hand against the thick, clear plastic and spoke softly. “Okay, if I open this damn door and either one of you makes the slightest sign of aggression, I’m leaving the two of you to starve. You got me?” I tried to think of the last time I’d been bitten by a dog and could only come up with a nasty little shih tzu that had nipped my elbow in the Busy Bee Café during rodeo weekend two years back. One of the big, lean heads stretched forward. I’m not sure if it was Butch or Sundance, but he licked the clear plastic against my hand. “All right, here we go.” I pulled the door open, and they continued to sit there, looking at me like hundred-and-twenty-pound bookends. “Okay. Good dogs, good boys.” I reached a closed fist toward the one that had licked the Plexiglas and watched as the black-and-white muzzle moved forward for a sniff and then a lick. I rolled my hand over and let the wet tongue lap across my palm. His fanlike tail swept back and forth, and I thought so far so good, which caused me to make a mistake and reach for the other wolf mutt, who up to this point hadn’t made any movement or sound. The rumble in his chest sounded like the internal combustion of a high-compression motor and just as urgent. I looked at him. “Hey.” He backed away just a little and pulled up one side of his muzzle to show me the business end of a canine tooth as he continued to growl. “Hey.” He backed away until his butt bumped against the far wall, which really wasn’t far enough. His lip dropped a little, but he stayed there watching me as I ran a hand over the head of the friendlier of the two in hope that if he saw the other dog respond well he might loosen up a bit. I turned my focus marginally to the dog I was petting. “Good dog . . . If historical reference is any good in judging personality, I’m betting you’re Butch.” He looked up, and I was relatively assured. The other dog was no longer growling and dipped its head as I kept petting the friendlier one. “C’mon, Sundance . . . C’mon, Butch.” I took the path from the office that led to Geo’s house and headed off at a slow walk past my truck. Butch kept pace at my left as we followed the frozen, hard- pack road—Sundance tagged along behind. I glanced at the truck and could see that my backup was watching and committing every movement to memory. We walked past the chain- link fence; the sign on the other side read STEWART JUNKYARD—NO TRESSPASSING, spelling notwithstanding. The gate was held in place by a rubber bungee cord but still moved a couple of inches squealing in counterpoint with the wind that was picking up from the mountains. I stopped and held the metal-framed gate in one hand, thankful I was wearing gloves so that my flesh didn’t stick, and ushered the first dog through; the other one stood and looked at me. “C’mon.” He waited a short moment and then followed, keeping his distance as I looked down the path at the gables of the big house. Douglas Moomey had built the place in the late 1890s, but after the death of his brother in the Boer War, he was called back to England from a life of drunken remittance to a life of drunken privilege. The only thing he’d left behind were illegitimate children who spoke with a vague British accent and the house. A local cattle rancher bought it and the surrounding property, and it remained in his family until the late forties, at which point Shirley Vandermier, one of the local call girls, acquired it as a result of an heir chasing aces and eights. There was supposedly an old tunnel that had run from the whorehouse to a livery almost an eighth of a mile away, which allowed the local ranchers and cowboys ingress and, more important, egress in times of emergency—such as when the sheriff might be looking for patrons of the establishment. As I stood among the random, rusted automobile carcasses that were stacked around it, it was hard to imagine the place in its original glory. The gigantic house squatted on a native moss-rock foundation like the place had grown there. The night clouds raced over the roof like fleeting spirits, and the tendrils of a long dead cottonwood’s split trunk ran its bony fingers through the clouds. Only the insistent bite of the northwestern wind and subzero temperatures reminded me that it was Valentine’s Day and not Halloween. There was no paint to peel, so the structure had slowly gone monochromatic from its balustrades and verandas to its shriveled and checked shingles. More than a few of those shingles lay at my feet, most likely victim to Geo’s latest stint as chimney sweep. There was a plume of smoke coming from the blackened bricks, and it looked like there was a light on somewhere in the back of the house; I figured that Gina and Duane must have come back from the movies early. The dogs had stopped at the base of the stairs to turn and look at me. I gave the entire house one more quick glance. “I’m coming.” Automobile parts, scrap metal, and large, derelict appliances were scattered on the porch as well as the patchy iced yard. I picked my way around a Ford nine-inch differential, a ’50 Willys Jeepster grille, and the seat from a mid-sixties Impala. The steps were warped and cupped but held as I climbed onto the porch. “Sheriff’s department.” I waited but there was no response, so I opened the front door and followed the wolves inside. There was a set of stairs in the entry hall with a stained oriental runner complete with tarnished brass rails on each rise. The ca
rpet had been tracked black, and the worn spots at the center of each tread showed the oak board underneath, the distressed wool threads drifting in the air of the opened door as if the stairwell had been disemboweled. The green wainscoting had crinkled its stain and pulled away from the surface of the wood like a skinned alligator, and brocaded wallpaper hung in strips from the plaster-and-lath walls. In the partial moonlight of the parlor windows, the human hair that had been mixed with the plaster curlicued from the wall—mixing hair with plaster was a common practice of the period, but it was still a little unsettling. There was a door under the stairs that must’ve led to the basement. Snakes. Junk was everywhere—stacks of moldy books, newspapers and magazines, a portable air compressor, a broken ladder, and a floor fan with no blades were just a few of the items within reach. Amazingly, though, the air felt humid. The dogs were waiting for me in the archway of the back hall that led to what had to be the kitchen, but I detoured to my right and stared at the bluish- gray trapezoids of moonlight revealing boot prints that disturbed the dust on the floor. There were two large, overstuffed reading chairs facing the fireplace and, as the chimney had indicated, the smoldering remains of a fire. A small, round, battered Chippendale table with a Cole-man lantern planted on top sat between the two chairs. None of the furniture looked to be in particularly good condition, but one chair had a sheet carefully draped over it with a large book spread open on it, binding up. Overtaken with curiosity, I took the five steps and leaned in to read the gilt writing on the tattered cover, THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. I stuck a finger between the pages, lifted up the volume, and flipped it over. Act 2, scene 6, Romeo and Juliet
, not the most memorable excerpt from the play—a few lines close to the bottom of the page had been underlined with a dull pencil which, upon closer examination, was also on the seat of the chair. I picked it up and placed it in the center of the open book and read. They are but beggars that can count their worth; But my true love is grown to such excess I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth. My estimation of Geo Stewart was rising as I closed the pencil in the collected works, eraser out, and returned it to the seat of the chair. I glanced back into the entryway, but the dogs were not there—probably waiting for me in the kitchen. I stepped to the fireplace and unhooked a well-used fire iron, crouched, and started stoking the remnants that remained between the glowing amber eyes of the owl-shaped andirons. There were a few sparks and the ends rolled to the center, re-igniting the fire and giving the place a bit more cheer and, needless to say, warmth. There was a noise from the kitchen, and I figured I’d better get to feeding the wild bunch before they decided to take it upon themselves. I stood and started for the main hall, looked through the glass partition toward the pantry, and thought I saw someone. I froze and stood there without moving, blinking my eyes steadily, thinking it must’ve been the residual effect of this afternoon’s drops, but the image of a woman dressed completely in nineteenth-century clothes passed through the hallway behind the beveled glass. With the light reflecting through the hinged doors of the kitchen and the stained-glass side panels, I could see she was wearing a deep red ball gown, complete with high collar and a bustle. I thought I should investigate and had just started toward the swinging doors, when they both opened. “Oh, my lord . . .” She placed her hands at her chest and looked at me, wide-eyed. The doors flapped closed behind her. “Oh, my lord.” “Mrs. Dobbs?” I finished off my slice of apple pie and took a sip of my coffee, the communal silence weighing heavily on the two of us. We sat at a small table by the kitchen window; the kitchen, as opposed to the rest of the house, was spotless. There was a gigantic, six-burner porcelain stove with four ovens, a massive refrigerator, and cabinets that had been scrubbed within an inch of their grain. The floor and the walls up to the chair rail were those tiny, octagonal tiles set in a pattern that, even in the dim lights of the antique fixtures, glistened around the room like a jeweler’s showcase. The only thing disturbing the décor were the two lumps of wolf-dogs that lay snoring in the corner by the back door. “Good pie. Good coffee, too.” I set the thick china cup down. She nodded and continued to sip from the mug she held in both hands. Her pupils were a soft blue, but the edges looked hard and dark, reminiscent of the blue-willow china that was carefully displayed in the highboy by the stove. Her hair was long, and the way she looked it was hard to remember that she was probably a member of AARP and that she’d been the one who had introduced me to big Bill Shakespeare in the ninth grade. “Nice dress.” She laughed, and I figured I was getting somewhere. She put her coffee cup down and folded her hands in her lap. “You must find all this a little strange.” I shrugged. “A little.” She pointed at my plate. “It started with an apple.” “It always does.” She laughed some more, a melodious sound that made me want to be funny. “I was stealing them from George.” She half-turned in her seat and gestured outside. “There’s a lovely little stand of apple trees off the path and up near the old cellar. I was there last fall and was picking apples for apple butter—that or looking for a tree tall enough from which I could hang myself.” I said nothing. After a moment of not looking at me, she continued. “He wasn’t angry—as a matter of fact I think he was surprised and pleased to see somebody. We talked, and he offered to get some paper grocery bags and help me carry the apples back home. The next week I brought him some apple butter.” She laughed again, without any prompting from me. “You know why I like George so much? Because he doesn’t apologize for anything; he just does what he pleases and doesn’t concern himself with what other people think.” She leaned forward and propped her chin up with the palm of her hand. “It seems like I’ve spent most of my life apologizing for things, and it seems to me that if I hadn’t been selected to absorb some of George’s sly yet beneficent spell, my life might now be quite different.” She stopped talking, started to say something but then changed her mind. We sat there in the silence till I gave her an out. “Could I have some more coffee?” “Why yes, of course.” She stood, smoothed the elaborate dress, and crossed to the stove where she plucked the white-speckled coffeepot from a burner she had turned to low. She refilled my cup, placed the pot on a knitted holder at the center of the table, and watched me drink. “I guess I should explain that hanging remark, hmm?” “You don’t have to.” “It’s been a rough couple of years with Ozzie Senior dying.” I fiddled with the handle of my cup. “I’d imagine so.” “I mean, it wasn’t a surprise; he’d had health problems for quite some time.” I smiled at her with all my heart or as much as was in my throat. “Mrs. Dobbs, you don’t have to explain any of this to me.” I sat back in my chair. “You see, I would file this under personal business. I learned a long time ago that matters of the heart are well outside my jurisdiction.” She smiled with a little down-curve before the kick at the corner of her lips. It was similar to the smile that Vic had used to a devastating effect. “Thank you for that, Walter.” She looked down at the laced fingers in her lap. “Maybe I just needed someone to talk to about all this.” I took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “In that case, I’m all ears.” I fingered the disfigured one. “Or ear and a half.” I smiled. “Does anybody else know about this relationship?” She hugged herself and looked out the window, where condensation from the heat of the stove was clouding the view. “Ozzie Junior may have some suspicions, but that’s all.” She continued to try and see through the glass and finally got to the subject she was looking for. “Your wife died a few years ago, didn’t she?” “Yes, six . . . about six years ago.” She took a deep breath of her own. “If you don’t mind my asking, in what way did it affect you?” I told her the truth, because I thought it was something she needed to hear. “I wanted to die, and I don’t mean that figuratively. They take a big chunk of you when they go.” She nodded, but just barely. “Yes.” “There’s a friend of mine, an Indian . . .” She smiled. “Henry Standing Bear?” I shook my head. “No, another Indian, half Cheyenne and half Crow, by the name of Brandon White Buffalo.” I paused to remember the w
ords the large man had used while I’d eaten his carefully prepared breakfast sandwich in Lame Deer at the Sinclair station that bore his name. “He said that it’s like losing a part of yourself, but worse because we’re left with who we are after, and sometimes we don’t recognize that person.” She sighed a soft laugh. “So, we’re lost to ourselves?” “Pretty much.” She poured herself a little more from the enameled pot with the clear, gemlike percolator top. “Do you still think about your late wife?” “I do.” “How often?” I smiled weakly. “Used to be every minute, then once a day . . . I guess I’ve toughened myself so that I only think about her when I see something that reminds me of her.” She gripped her mug, and I noticed that the thin band of skin at her ring finger was still pale. “That give you hope?” “Not overly.” “Well, you might be tougher than I am—most people are.” She didn’t smile this time, and it was as if the hard edges at the outside of her pupils had become sharper. “I don’t think I believe that.” I shrugged. “Either way, I’d never be able to get away with a frock like that.” That got a laugh. “I was wondering how long it was going to take you to get around to asking again.” “It’s a very nice dress.” “Thank you.” She was self-conscious now, so I waited. “George likes it. He found it at the dump. It was in a bunch of boxes that the community theater had thrown out when they stopped doing their annual melodrama.” I didn’t think I should follow that line any further and it was getting late, so I stood and pulled my pocket watch from my jeans as an indication: ten-thirty-seven. One of the dogs raised a red-rimmed eye to glance at me as I collected my hat from the adjacent chair. “I assume you’ve fed the naked bird and the raccoons?” She looked out the window through her reflection. “I have.” “Then I should be going.” She looked up at me but didn’t move. “I was hard on you, wasn’t I? I mean in school, back when you were a student of mine. I was hard on you.” I lied. “I’m afraid I don’t recall.” “I do. I was always harder on the students I didn’t think were living up to their abilities.” I wasn’t thirteen anymore, so I asked. “Their abilities or your expectations?” She smoothed her hands over her dress. “I always had the greatest expectations for you, Walter.” “I’m not so sure if I want to hear how I turned out.” She patted the table in front of her. “Quite nicely, now that we’ve mentioned it.” Whether she was thinking out loud or assigning me a final grade, I figured the least I could do was respond. “Thank you.” She continued to study me. “Do you feel old, Walter?” I laughed and thought about my medical exam, only this afternoon. “I guess we’re not trading compliments then.” “No.” She stammered. “No . . . I’m sorry, that’s not what I meant. I think you’re a very handsome man, very attractive, and certainly younger than I am, but there is a certain melancholy about you.” I decided to answer half of the question, if for no other reason than to relieve her embarrassment. “It’s relative. When I’m with my daughter, Cady, I feel aged. When I’m with my old boss, Lucian Connally, I feel like a spring chicken.” She waited so long to speak again that the big dog’s eye slowly closed, and the large, lean head went back to the tile floor. “Is there anybody you love?” “I beg your pardon?” She smiled and quickly added, “You don’t have to answer, but I wonder how you feel when you are with them.” I recognized the nine-year-old unit parked behind my truck. More important, I recognized the brunette sitting on my hood despite the frigid cold, her back against my windshield and her head tilted up to examine the silver underbellies of the clouds. The moon was hidden, but her light showed through the strips of cumulus that stretched to the horizon like the heavens had been harrowed. Even in tech boots, jeans, and a nylon duty jacket, she looked good. “So, are you here for the environs?” “Yeah, reminds me of the water treatment plants in South Philly.” The blue-black fur collar of her jacket framed her lupine features, and she reminded me of the wolves I’d just left. The tarnished-gold eyes dipped into me. “So, you find the rest of Jimmy Hoffa or what?” I laughed. “So, you’ve heard about the case of the century.” “A Felix Polk called in to the office to check for his lost thumb.” “Damn.” I hooked my own thumbs into my jeans and watched my breath trail off south and east along with my words. “Was Sancho there?” “No, he’d already gone home to check on his wife and the Critter.” Vic had taken to calling Antonio the Critter. “Everything okay?” “Yeah. Critter cries, she calls, he goes.” “You get a statement from Polk?” “Yeah, but the finger is taking the fifth.” She shook her head at me. “Walt, what are you doing? I mean you’ve done some crazy shit before, but hiding people’s body parts?” I studied my boots and rolled my sore foot, giving it a little flex; it responded by hurting like hell. “It’s the end of a thumb, and it’s not like he’s going to glue the damn thing back on.” She pursed her lips and continued to shake her head at me. “By the way, the thumb in question is resting comfortably, yet not so appetizingly, in the commissary refrigerator butter dish. Now, I’ll ask again. What the hell are you up to?” I placed an elbow by her boot. It was still piercingly cold, but evidently she didn’t feel like being inside. “The Basquo quit today.” She folded her arms over her chest and looked back at the sky. “Hmm . . .” I spoke to her lean throat. “You don’t seem surprised.” “I guess I saw that one coming.” I tipped my hat back and gave myself the luxury of studying her some more; the hard curve of her jaw, the sassiness that her face carried even at rest. “You spend more time with him than I do. What’s your prognosis?” She made the next statement cheerily. “He’s fucked in the head.” She shrugged. “Look, this is not the first time you or I have ever seen this. Maybe it would be best for him to go back to corrections.” She looked straight at me. “Hey, did I just miss something or is there some kind of connection between Felix Polk’s thumb and Saizarbitoria’s future career path?” I gently tugged at the lace of her boot. “Maybe.” “Oh shit, is this another one of your salvage operations?” I didn’t say anything, and she sighed with a sense of finality. “All right, I’ll leave that one for now—but in case you forgot, you were supposed to go look at a house with me and buy me dinner. So, I repeat, what the fuck have you been doing?” “I left you a message on your cell.” I looked up at her. “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” “Doc Bloomfield said you’d gone to feed those dire wolves of Geo Stewart’s, and I thought they must’ve gotten you instead, so I came out here.” “Somebody had already fed them.” She glanced in the direction of the peaked gables. “It wouldn’t happen to have been Betty Dobbs, would it?” I made a face. “How did you know that?” “Her son, Tweedledum, called in a missing person’s.” “Great.” She studied me and smiled, revealing the canine tooth that was just a shade longer than the others. “Is there more to this story?” Vic loved dish, so I pulled my hat off and rested my forehead on her thigh—I was the picture of abject despair. “Betty Dobbs, my ninth-grade English/civics teacher, is having an affair with Geo Stewart.” Her leg jumped, my head bounced, and I looked up at her as she covered her mouth with a hand. “Get the fuck out of here; Daughter of the American Revolution, P.E.O., Who’s Who
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