.” She snapped the receiver down on the other end, and I hung up, quickly punching the Red Cross emblem on Ruby’s color-coded phone. Henry was kneeling in front of Ozzie, holding him up with one hand. “Ozzie, where did all this happen?” He paused, but I guess I’d asked enough times that he finally got it. “My house.” “Is Geo at your house?” “Yes.” He slumped against the back of the bench, but the Cheyenne Nation kept him steady. “Ozzie? What’s your address?” “101 Eagle Ridge, the one on the hill.” “911.” I recognized Chris Wyatt’s voice, and I told him what I needed and where. There was a pause. “Walt, where the hell is that?” The development was relatively new and still mostly unoccupied so even the EMTs didn’t recognize the street addresses. “It’s in the Redhills Rancho Arroyo subdivision.” “Oh. Okay.” I hung up the phone and hustled over to the water-cooler to get a paper cup full for Ozzie. He reached out with a shaking hand to pet Dog, who was sniffing the blood on his pants. I sat on the edge of the bench, glanced at Henry, and handed Ozzie the water. “Was it Geo Stewart that you hurt?” He looked at the cup of water but didn’t make any attempt to drink it. “I don’t have any friends.” “Ozzie?” “I really don’t.” He listed a little toward me, and Henry righted him. The small man looked at the Bear in appreciation. “Thanks.” The Cheyenne Nation nodded. “No problem.” “I mean I know lots of people—acquaintances, you know?” I was forceful with the next question. “Is he hurt?” He paused. “Yes.” “How bad?” He began crying again. “Walt, I didn’t mean to hurt him.” I nudged the paper cup toward his mouth. “Take a drink of water and tell me what happened.” The cup hesitated there for a moment. “Walt, I think I’m going to be sick.” He burped, and then he heaved. “I’mhh . . . I’m gonna be sick.” Henry hoisted him up, ushered him into the hallway bathroom, and flipped up the lid. Ozzie no sooner sat on the floor before he leaned forward and spewed forcefully into the toilet. He seemed capable of the action without hurting himself, so I draped a washcloth onto his shoulder and stepped back along with Henry, closing the door to give Ozzie a little privacy. “If you need anything, we’re right out here.” I could leave Henry in charge, but it wasn’t his job. I had to wait until Vic got here to babysit Ozzie, then I could take off. I leaned a hand against the doorjamb, tipped my hat back, and thought about how I hated these kinds of cases. “Are your nights usually like this?” I threw him a look. “Pretty much.” Dog stood in the hallway as well and looked at the two of us uncertainly. I crouched down and put a hand out, and he hurried over. I pulled him in with my arm, and we all squatted there until my foot wouldn’t take it any longer and I slumped against the wall. I sat with Dog’s head in my lap, and the three of us listened to Ozzie Dobbs puke his guts out. “I can stay with him until Vic arrives.” I sighed deeply. “That’s okay, she’s usually quick.” He continued to study me. “Then I will go with you.” “No need in the both of us going.” I heard the front door jangle and the couple of thumps as Vic’s Browning tactical boots struck the steps on her way up the stairs. She vaulted across the dispatch area and was standing in the hallway in front of us in her fur bomber hat, down jacket, PHILADELPHIA POLICE DEPARTMENT hoodie, pajama bottoms, and duty belt, complete with cuffs, extra mags, and Glock. “S’up?” I struggled to my feet as Henry stood. “I did not know you slept in pajamas.” “Gun belt, too. I’m kinky that way.” Another round of regurgitation erupted from behind the door, and she raised an eyebrow at me. “If you called me from a sound sleep for a DWI then I’m going to kick you till you’re dead.”
I left Dog with Henry, Henry with Vic, and Vic with Ozzie. The roads were still relatively dry, and with the lights and siren I was able to make good time to the red hills east of town, especially since there wasn’t a single other vehicle on the roads this late. I blew through the blinking red lights and straightened out on Route 16, bellowing and bringing all ten cylinders up like a pack. I took the turn toward Geo’s place but then steered off at the entrance to Redhills Rancho Arroyo, which was announced by a monstrous gateway of hewn logs about the size of my truck. I eased off the throttle so that I could make it through and past the empty guard shack. There was a slight downslope that led along the creek to five rambling million-dollar structures. It was an educated guess, since I’d never been to the Dobbs household, but the lights were on at the one squatting on the precipice of the ridge. It was, of course, the mansion with the best view of the mountains. I slid the truck into the driveway, grabbed a wool muffler that was on the seat, unclipped my handheld radio from the dash, and quasi-leapt into the drifts of snow that had collected on the concrete. I made my way to the door beside the wooden and windowed garage doors that probably cost as much as my house. It was locked, so I pulled my Maglite out and made my way around to the back on the sidewalk that circled through the landscaping surrounded by nonindigenous, Colorado red-rock walls. The large sliding glass door was opened to a deck with light cascading from inside the house that painted stripes across the snow-covered lawn; there was a blood trail to my right. When I got to the top of the steps, I could see where a few drops of blood had splattered across the travertine tile. There was a golf club lying on the floor, and it had blood on it as well. I stepped in the doorway with my heart palpitating like a friction motor, but there was no Geo. Somewhere in the house I could hear someone crying, but it was muffled and distant. It was cold inside with more than a little snow blown in on the tile—I closed the door against the slamming of the wind. There was no blood on the thick carpet that led upstairs and, all in all, there was more blood on Ozzie than in the house. I slipped my flashlight back into my duty belt. “Mrs. Dobbs?” There was no response, but the crying continued. I mounted the suspended steps that overlooked an expansive living room to the left and continued to the second door on the right. I didn’t really want to intrude on the woman, but I needed a more detailed description of what had happened. I knocked. “Mrs. Dobbs?” I heard a shuffling, and then the sobbing stopped. “Mrs. Dobbs, it’s Walt Longmire. Can I speak to you?” I listened as she padded to the door and turned the knob. When she saw me, she started crying afresh. “Oh, Walter . . . Oh, my God.” I leaned down so that I could be on her eye level. “Mrs. Dobbs, where is George Stewart?” She began really sobbing now, and her hands clutched for the lapels on my coat. “Walter, it was horrible. Ozzie Junior started screaming and George was shouting back at him and then he pushed him . . .” I tried to get her to look me in the eye. “Mrs. Dobbs, where is Geo?” She continued to study my duty shirt as she reconstructed. “Ozzie Junior fell, grabbed the golf club, and I swear he only swung it to warn George, but George stepped toward him and . . . and I just ran from the room.” I nudged her chin up with my hand and finally got her to look me in the face. “Walter, Ozzie killed him.” I thought about the blood trail that I’d followed on the deck steps. “Mrs. Dobbs, did the fight take place in your kitchen?” She caught her breath and nodded. “Yes.” “And that’s where you left the two of them?” “Yes.” I nodded and tried to smile a little reassurance into her. “Well, your son is at my office, and there’s nobody down in your kitchen. In my profession, dead people tend to stay where they drop, so I think that Geo came to, noticed that nobody was around, and went home.” “Oh, Walter, do you think so?” “Yep, I do. Head wounds tend to bleed a lot, but there’s really not enough blood down there to indicate a serious injury.” I straightened. “But if he’s out there wandering around in this cold and snow with any kind of head wound, I have to go find him. Now, the EMTs are going to be here anytime now, and I need you to tell them to sit pat till I call in to them on my radio, okay?” She sniffed. “Okay.” “Why don’t you go down in the living room and wait by the front door?” I looked at her seriously. “And don’t go in the kitchen.” She wiped her eyes with her fists. “I won’t.” The weather had stiffened, and it was worse on the ridge above the Redhills Rancho Arroyo’s back nine, with beads of snow sandblasting horizontally and my muscles grinding together like ice floes in a wind-lashed sea. I couldn’t pick
up enough of the blood trail but found a small piece of Geo’s Carhartt flapping on the barbed wire fence where he’d climbed over. I straddled the old three-strand attached to posts so aged they looked as if they might’ve grown there, pulled the tail ends of the muffler up from where it was wrapped around my hat, and played the beam of the big flashlight across the drifts. I could still see the boot tracks in the foot-deep snow—he hadn’t continued straight but had tacked against the wind. I twisted my hat down harder, so that the aperture between it and my scarf was like the visor on a knight’s helmet, and pressed my face against the inside of my upturned collar. My stomach growled, and I thought about the two burritos lying on Ruby’s desk; Henry had probably fed them to Dog. I climbed the ridge and looked down at the path that skirted the junkyard/dump and saw where it ended at the back of the Stewart compound. With the abandoned vehicles and trailer houses, it reminded me of Khe Sanh in Vietnam—just a hundred degrees colder. My radio crackled. Static. “Unit 1, we’re 10-23 at 441 Eagle Ridge.” I plucked the radio from my belt and hit the button. “That you, Chris?” Static. “Yeah. Mrs. Dobbs said to contact you for information about the victim.” I ducked my head to avoid the wind. “Well, get over to George Stewart’s place by the dump and wait for me there. I’m pretty sure that’s where he’s headed.” Static. “Roger that.” I replaced the radio back under my coat. The trenches that Geo’s boots had made continued down the canyon edge and arced toward the house. I followed as quickly as I could, but the snow continued to scour slick under my boots and the grade became slippery. I slid a little to the side in an ungainly split and then continued my descent, second-guessing my choice of leaving Henry Standing Bear at the office. I was about halfway down the grade when I came to a second fence and a copse of naked apple trees crouched by a smaller path that led down the edge of the ravine toward the junkyard. Buried in the hillside across from the frozen idyll was an old cellar door that must’ve been the exit from the clandestine tunnel. The spot where it had all started with an apple and a kiss. The drift was at least a foot and a half deep in front of the doors, and they lay there undisturbed like peeling gray gates to the underworld. I couldn’t see the boot prints any longer, so I backed up, crouched down, and panned the beam of the flashlight across the surface of the snow. The only thing I could see were the craters where my boots had broken through the hard crust of the surface. I stood there in a continual riptide of flakes that traveled quickly across the polished snow. It was as if he’d disappeared. I peered at the cellar opening again. It was strange, but there was a relatively new clasp and massive padlock hanging against the door, one of those locks with the rubber covering to protect it. There was nothing, though, to give any indication that he’d stood there, unlocked and opened the ancient doors or even continued in that direction. I turned the beam back toward the main pathway and caught sight of one snow-filled print that wasn’t mine. He must have turned and continued down toward the junkyard. It was a narrow path, just wide enough for a man. There was a wooden gate about two-thirds of the way down, nothing that would keep anybody out if they were serious. The footing was worse than before, and I had to take my time but soon arrived at the level space of the old quarry in the oldest part of the lot. I could date Detroit design by the surrounding stacks of automobiles, massive, skirt-fender beasts from the bulbous forties and sleek, high-finned quarter-panels from the futuristic fifties. In the junkyard’s protected environs, the wind had lessened, and the snow was wetter so Geo’s tracks were easier to follow. I wondered why, if he was trying to make it back home, he had detoured here. I made my way down the aisles of stacked vehicles and had just turned the corner at a ’52 Lincoln when I saw eyes looking at me from the gloom of dark and distance. I raised the Maglite into two pairs of bronze iridescence. The mutt wolves had their teeth showing as they made their deliberate way toward me between the stacked automobiles. I had been the jolly fellow who had freed them from the depressing dump office and taken them home to be fed, but now I was an interloper that they’d found in their assigned territory. I made my voice stern. “Easy. Easy Butch, easy Sundance . . .” They showed no sign of stopping, and even though I despised the thought of shooting them, I couldn’t run. I hoped that maybe a warning shot would scare them off and reached down, unsnapping the safety strap from my Colt and fixing my hand around the grip. At that movement, they froze. My hand stayed on my sidearm, and I spoke between the snowflakes. “Well, you guys are smarter than I thought.” They didn’t advance, but they didn’t run, either. I stood there for a moment and then shone the flashlight back onto the prints that turned a corner ahead and continued off to the right. I stepped forward, but they still didn’t move. “All right, let’s call this one a truce. You guys go your way, and I’ll go mine.” I resnapped the holster and made my way around the corner of the Lincoln. They continued to watch me. I made a cursory cast of the beam back toward the two dogs, but they remained immobile. Then I noticed that there were two sets of prints in this aisle. The new set were different from the junkman’s, larger and with a more outdoor tread, an over-boot of some sort—probably Sorels. For comparative purposes, I placed my rubber-covered foot alongside—smaller than mine, probably a ten or an eleven. I stayed to one side and followed both sets of tracks to another left. The snow was heavy now, but the wind had died. I looked up at the flakes that made me feel as though I were falling down and saw that some snow had been swiped away from one of the doors of an old, slope-backed, mostly intact Mercury Coupe. The door hung open, and I could see one of Geo’s antiquated logger boots hanging from the sill, the extended length of untied cord laces drifting back and forth across the open window of the vehicle on which the Mercury rested. I hustled through the odd lumps of snow-covered junk and parts, finally resting a hand on the door handle of a partially crushed ’47 Chevy that was at ground level. Geo was slouched forward with a shoulder firmly planted against the steering wheel where the Mercury’s horn would’ve been if it had still had one. He wore the welder’s cap with the upturned flaps, the double troughs having now filled up with snow. The condensation of his breath had frozen his beard into a solid mass and thinned the blood in it so that it seemed transparent and pink. Thin icicles stuck out from his downturned face like porcupine spines. I fed a fingertip into my teeth and pulled my glove off, wrapping my hand around the junkman’s wrist—the flesh was blue, cold. He looked down at me with the remainders of a faint smile, but it appeared that the glimmer of life was gone from the rime ice at his pupils. It was also about then that I felt Sundance clamp his jaws into my right butt cheek.
6 “How’s your ass?” I responded conversationally. “Fine, how’s yours?” “Unperforated.” David Nickerson, Isaac’s new resident, was on EMT duty and had just finished stitching up my posterior when Vic had barged in. I could feel the substantial breeze from the open door of the van and asked her to close it. She did and sat on the wheel-well hump I’d occupied only two days earlier. Vic had gotten Geo Stewart’s body loaded into Durant EMT van number one, and it would appear that we were maxing out the available emergency vehicles for the area on a frozen and very early Wednesday morning. “You always provide us with the most pleasant environs for our work.” “I try.” “I guess I should congratulate you on finding an entirely new place on your body for scars.” Nickerson straightened behind me. He had applied a large gauze patch over my wound, or at least that’s what it felt like under the dull ache of the local anesthetic with which he’d shot my right cheek. “That’s it.” I pulled up my underwear and Carhartt overalls, the emergency pair I kept behind the seat of my truck. “You’re sure I’m not going to need any cosmetic work; that is my best side.” He smiled, and I took a few seconds to study the future of practical medicine in my county. He was a handsome kid with enveloping brown eyes and a comfortable face, one that I was pretty sure I was going to see a lot of in the future. “You sure you’re old enough to be doing this stuff?” The smile held, and he nodded as he put away the tools of his trade. “Diploma and ever
ything.” He departed, leaving the van to Vic and me. I pulled the sleeves up and shrugged on the shoulders, then zipped the front of the insulated suit and straightened the collar. “Geo?” “Still dead.” She turned her boot sideways, and we both watched as the collected snow slowly slid off. “It looks like the rural Rasputin finally ran out of lives. From a cursory examination, they say massive coronary, but they’ll know more once they get him back to the hospital.” I thought about it. “Do you think the heart attack was due to the beating?” She unzipped her duty jacket and studied me. “Difficult to say in all honesty but, if the man had stayed on the floor of the Dobbses’ kitchen or even made it to cover, he might not be dead.” She took off her hat, ran a hand into her dark hair, and studied me. “Who the fuck knows why people do the things they do when they’re in that condition?” She paused. “Actually, you would probably know.” I came around the gurney and started to sit but then thought better of it. “Well, there’s the disorientation of having been beaten with a pitching wedge, but it doesn’t look as though he was hurt that bad.” I sighed. “With the wind, it was tough going out there.” “That and the man is seventy-two years old with a history of heart trouble in the family. Didn’t you say the son died of a heart attack?” “Yep, but Isaac said Geo’s heart was strong and that he didn’t have the hereditary condition. He did have diabetes, though.” I thought about it some more. “Why did he veer off and go to the junkyard when he could’ve just gone home?” She folded her arms. “You just said it. Maybe he got disoriented out there in the snow, or he was just looking for the nearest shelter.” “A ’48 Mercury Coupe with no windows?” It was quiet in the van. “I don’t know, maybe he thought he was going to the fucking drive-in.” Her head inclined as she continued to study me. I was getting irritated and it wasn’t her fault, but she was the only one around to swipe at. “What’re you smiling about?” “You.” “Why me?” She laughed. “You really don’t want to charge Ozzie Dobbs with aggravated assault, do you?” “No, and I don’t want to have to hit him with a man-slaughter charge.” I put my hat back on and looked at her. “Did you find any keys on Geo?” “What?” “I’ve got a hunch I want to follow up on, but I need his keys.” Her smile tempered a little. “A big ring of them. I took them because I thought we might need to lock things up.” “What about the other set of boot tracks out there?” She didn’t completely accept the change of subject but let it pass. “It was Duane. Says he was after the dogs, that they sometimes chase a rabbit and won’t come back, so he walked out there looking for them.” I still couldn’t feel anything behind me, so I snuck a hand around to make sure I wasn’t half-assed. “Speaking of, did Duane let them out after me?” “Yeah. He says he saw the flashlight and turned the dogs loose.” “Where is he?” “Outside in my unit. I thought you’d want to talk to him.” “Boy howdy.” “I can’t believe he’s dead.” People respond to the death of a loved one in different ways; Duane’s was the stunned way. He sank quietly into the backseat, picked his stocking feet up, and then set them down. We had his boots, and the smell of his socks in the close space was enough to take the hair out of our noses. “You’re sure he’s dead?” “I’m afraid so.” I was having a hard time sitting on one cheek because even with the local, a dull throb was setting in. I took my hat off and put it on the dash of Vic’s vehicle. I held her clipboard up so that I could make out the notes from her previous interview. “Duane, when did you come out here looking for the dogs?” He pointed at Vic, who was in the passenger seat. “I already told her.” “Tell me.” He sighed, and his voice sounded like a recording. “Close to midnight.” “You turn the dogs out that late?” “Yunh-huh, it’s the only place I can turn them loose that’s fenced in, otherwise they run off. Check with Mike Thomas, they been over to his place a bunch of times.” I flipped to the next page but then let it fall back and looked at him. “Duane, I need to ask you something.” He continued to stare at the floor mats. “Yunh-huh.” “When I found your grandfather, your boot prints went right up to and then past where he died. Is it possible that you walked by him when you were looking for the dogs and just didn’t see him?” He began searching the inside of the vehicle for answers. “I don’t know. I just . . .” He clutched his knuckles together. “Duane, why don’t you tell me what you were up to this evening? Maybe we can get a closer idea about the time if you tell me.” He thought about it. “Gina and me went to the movies again in Sheridan.” “You guys go to the movies a lot, don’t you, Duane?” “Yunh-huh.” He scratched his nose. “When we got home, I drank a few beers and kinda passed out.” Vic and I looked at each other. I turned back to him. “Passed out.” “Yunh-huh. Gina woke me up when she went to work, and then I let the dogs out.” “What time was that?” He looked confused. “What?” “When Gina went to work and you let the dogs out, what time was that?” “She usually goes to work around eleven-thirty.” He thought about it. “Yunh-huh, it was eleven-thirty, I remember looking at the clock.” “You’re sure?” His gaze came up but didn’t make my face. “Is that important?” “Maybe.” I put the clipboard down on the seat. “Duane, I’m trying to understand something and maybe you can help me with this. If your grandfather was trying to get home, why did he go to the junkyard?” His eyes finally leveled on mine, and he looked genuinely confused. “I don’t know.” “Well, his tracks led me down off the ridge to where the path cuts off to the junkyard. Do you know that spot, where the apple trees are?” “Yunh-huh.” I waited. He looked uncomfortable and picked at a hole in the thigh of his coveralls. The quiet settled on all of us like a wool blanket, itches and all. “Is there anything else up there?” “Nunh-uh.” It was a quick response, too quick, as the cliché goes. “Aren’t those old tunnel doors up there? The ones that run out from the basement of the main house to where the cathouse stables used to be?” He wasn’t so quick with a response this time. “Yunh-huh . . . Yeah, I guess.” I glanced at Vic, who clinched an eyebrow back at me quicker than Duane would’ve ever noticed. “So, why wouldn’t your grandfather have just gone in the tunnel doors and made his way to the house and out of the weather?” “Oh, those doors don’t work.” I nodded and scooted farther up on my good cheek. “Then why is there a brand-new padlock on them?” It took him a few moments to come up with something for that one, and when he did, it sounded like he had been coached. “Gaddamned insurance—they said we had to lock it up so kids wouldn’t fall in there and hurt themselves.” “Can you get in the tunnel?” “Nunh-uh, it’s collapsed.” “From the basement of the house?” He picked at the growing tear on his pants. “Yeah, I mean . . . a little ways, but there’s snakes.” Again, he sounded like the dead man. “Snakes.” “Yunh-huh.” I looked at Vic and then back at him. “In February.” He looked at Vic and then back to me. “Yunh-huh.” There was a growing glow of gold- tinged red with just a sliver of platinum in the sky as Vic and I stood, looking off to the eastern horizon. The snow had stopped, but it was still diabolically cold and windy. I blew a thick pillar of breath and watched as it quickly dissipated between us. “Sailor take warning.” She studied me. “Yunh-huh.” Maybe our conversations were piling up in Nebraska after all. “Gee, Vic, do you think Duane is lying?” She smiled and stamped her feet a couple of times, shuffling her Browning tactical boots and turning her full back to the wind. “As fast as a dog can trot.” I groaned, figuring this was the first of many dog remarks to come. “Did you get a lot of photos?” “Yes.” “Print castings?” “No, I did not haul plaster out there; it would’ve just frozen. We have his boots and believe me, the tracks are his—the boots match the prints, the prints match the boots.” “Fresh?” She nodded. “We can look at them a little closer in the photos, but I’d say the timing works out pretty close to what he said in his statement. That part didn’t change between my interview and yours.” She looked up at me from under the black rabbit-fur flap of her bomber hat, which indicated that after two weeks of negative temperatures, she was now serious about keeping warm. She resembled Anna Karenina, the kind of woman that
if you want to kill, you have to hit with a train. I loved the way she looked in that hat, but I’d never tell her because she’d stop wearing it. “I wanna look in the basement. Do you wanna look in the basement?” “Yep.” She glanced back at Duane, still seated in her unit and wondering what we were talking about. “He’s not going to want us to look in the basement.” “No.” “We need a warrant.” I started toward her unit. “Not necessarily.” I closed the junkyard gate and locked it with Geo’s keys. Vic drove us back toward the Stewart house and adjacent lodgings. “What’d you do with the dogs, Duane?” “I put ’em in the big house.” He paused for a second as he continued to stare at nothing. “I feel really bad about that, Sheriff. I didn’t know that was you out there in the yard.” He looked genuinely sorry, and I felt even worse about having peppered him with questions about his dead grandfather, but there was something about that basement that he and the recently deceased weren’t telling me. “Hey, Duane, do those dogs have their shots?” “Oh, yeah. Tags and everything.” “Well, do you think it’d be all right if we swung by the house so I could read them? I really don’t want to have to take those precautionary rabies shots if I don’t have to.” His eyes didn’t make contact with mine when he responded. “Yunh-huh, sure.” We drove down the lane and made a right. “You’re not gonna shoot Butch and Sundance, are you?” Vic glanced at me, and I shifted in my seat. “No, Duane, if I was going to do that, I would’ve done it when they bit me and not six and a half hours after the fact.” Vic and I got out of her vehicle, and Duane made a movement to follow us. “That’s okay, Duane, I think we can handle it.” He flipped the passenger seat forward and kept a hand on the door. “No, I better come in with you. They mind Gina best, but they’ll listen to me. I don’t want them making any more mistakes with nobody.” I held the door but kept it blocked with my body. “You don’t have any shoes.” He shot a look down at his stocking feet, more holes than sock. “That’s all right, I can just run into the house.” I glanced at Vic and shrugged. “Okay.” Duane hopped along in front of us, displaying a great deal of agility as he avoided the snow-covered junk in the walkway. He jostled the doorknob and called into the house. “Dogs!” When he swung the door wide, the two of them were standing in the entryway like twin sentinels. The place was just as dreary as it was the other night and still mildewed, which is truly a feat in Wyoming’s high desert. It was warm in there, and I remembered thinking that it’d felt clammy when I’d discovered Mrs. Dobbs in the kitchen. I suppose Redhills Arroyo would be my next stop; breaking the news to Betty that her boyfriend was dead and that we were likely to charge her son with some form of murder. What fun. Duane brought the wolf mutts closer, and they were their old selves, smiling and wagging. I raised a hand, and Butch stretched his neck out to lap at it while Sundance stood just a little to the side and studied Vic as she closed the door behind us. I glanced at the basement door underneath the stairwell to our left and gestured toward the nearest hound. “All right, are you the one that bit me, you villain?” Duane interrupted. “No, Sundance always attacks from the front. If you were bit from behind, it must’ve been Butch.” “And here I thought we were pals.” I reached under his muzzle and swung his collar around in order to examine the tags. They actually were updated only this year, and I decided that I could now continue with part B of my plan. “Duane, could I have a glass of water?” “It tastes like ass.” I stared at him for a moment. “What?” He stood in the entryway, framed by the stained-glass side panels that led to the dining room. “The water here in the big house comes from the original well, and it’s only about sixty feet deep. It’s coal water and tastes like ass.” Vic turned her back, and I knew she was trying to keep from laughing. “That’s okay; I’d still like a glass of water.” He started toward the kitchen and the dogs followed, but he stopped when we didn’t. “You wanna come into the kitchen?” I looked down at the melting snow on my over-boots and the filthy, thread-bedraggled carpeting. “I don’t want to track into the house any more than I have to.” He acted as if he’d never heard those words arranged in that order before, shrugged, and then ducked into the kitchen with the dogs at his stocking heels. I stepped to my left and turned the handle of the basement door—locked. I pulled out Geo’s key ring and quickly flipped through the older ones, finally selecting the smallest of the skeleton type. Vic whispered over my shoulder. “You dog. This is all very interesting for me. I’ve heard of things like illegal entry, breaking and entering, collusion, and inadmissible evidence, but rarely does one get to see all of it at one time in person.” “Just a little ole-time law and order. Stick around; it’s going to get worse. When I take a drink of the water, turn your head the other way and mumble help
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