Sacking the Stork

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by Kris Webb


  Max’s words stunned me. I’d always thought that if he hadn’t been back for work we wouldn’t have seen him at all. Now he was telling me that he’d made a decision about what he wanted months ago and had been working towards getting it ever since.

  I took a deep breath. ‘Look, Max, this is a lot to take in. A year ago you couldn’t even cope with the idea of having a serious girlfriend and now all of a sudden you’re in the running for father of the year? Sarah and I have got things pretty well sorted now and I don’t think I can live worrying when the reality of having a baby will become too much for you. One look at me in my dodgy slippers after a bad night with Sarah and you’ll run screaming back to San Francisco.’

  ‘I know it sounds pretty weak,’ he acknowledged. ‘I’ve never believed that people can change, but they can grow up and I think I have finally moved out of adolescence.’

  The already torrential rain became cyclonic and the sound of the water hitting the concrete was deafening.

  ‘Sophie, I don’t know how else to say it,’ Max yelled over the noise. ‘For God’s sake, I bought a bloody goat farm for you. Can’t you just give me a chance?’

  Maybe it was his question, or maybe it was the cold water trickling inside the collar of my jacket, but I suddenly realised what a ridiculous situation this was and made a decision.

  ‘Look,’ I said. ‘Where are you living these days?’

  ‘I’m still in a hotel in the city. Why?’

  ‘This is just an idea, but seeing as how you’ve been paying rent already, what about moving into my spare room until you find somewhere permanent?’

  Seeing the look on his face I added quickly, ‘As a flatmate only. Don’t go getting any ideas.’

  Max smiled at me.

  ‘I wouldn’t dream of it.’

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  Sam knew she was a model wife, a prize wife, the kind of wife men secretly wished they had. But now Jeff wanted to leave her for someone else.

  All Samantha Driscoll once wanted out of life was to be somebody’s wife. She would marry a man called Tod or Brad and she would have two blond children, one boy, one girl.

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  Sam’s life purpose crumbles before her eyes, with the words of her mother playing in a continuous loop in her head, ‘You’ve got no one to blame but yourself, Samantha.’

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  Drip Dry

  Because sometimes coffee isn’t nearly enough and you have to take a deep breath, maintain control, and assess the situation . . . or just reach for the scotch.

  The twice-divorced mother of three is back. New, improved and stronger than ever – but still struggling to keep her head above water, even in the bath.

  And what a week it is in the Riley/Brown/McNeill household. There’s one wedding, two babies, three engagements and four birthdays. Then ex ex-husband Alex’s long-awaited return from overseas heralds unexpected results, which in turn heralds the arrival of a most unwanted guest.

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  Along the way there’s an infectious disease outbreak, a mysterious death in the family, a broken nose, a bruised rump and several bruised egos. Can life get more frenetic than this?

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  The three Kettle sisters have been accidentally starring in public performances all their lives, affecting their audiences in more ways than they’ll ever know. This time, however, they give a particularly spectacular show when a raucous, champagne-soaked birthday dinner ends in a violent argument and an emergency dash to the hospital.

  So who started it this time? Was it Cat: full of angry, hurt passion dating back to the ‘Night of the Spaghetti’? Was it Lyn: serenely successful, at least on the outside? Or was it Gemma: quirky, dreamy and unable to keep a secret, except for the most important one of all?

  Whoever the culprit, their lives will have all changed dramatically before the next inevitable clash of shared genes and shared childhoods.

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  Dying for Cake

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  By the end of the year, Mark Buckle, super-sceptic, will be a believer. But not before his dead girlfriend finally sorts out his love life for him.

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