by Dobry Łobuz
LOKUS
by Dobry Łobuz
Copyright 2012 Dobry Łobuz
The name loku derives from haiku. Haikus are sophisticated, elegant and erudite. Lokus are the opposite.
The rules for a loku are simple: there are five lines, the first four of which have two words while the last has one. At least one of the words in each of the last four lines must rhyme with at least one of the words in the first line. A loku cannot contain any words created by hyphenation unless such words are standardized in the language, and a loku cannot have a title.
in Aix
all sex
has effects
via onyx
dildex
with fid
removed lid
which hid
his kid's
id
during demise
his eyes
showed surprise
abjuring theoretically
otherwise
Cinderella paws
a fella
named Pamela
who gnaws
mortadella
ulica Łobzowska
szósta godzina
pies szczeka
mężczyzna czeka
pada
in France
ants have
pants and
prance along
Resistance
obesity is
propensity to
density from
purely rabid
gluttony
since politicians
aren't logicians
their mathematicians
subtractions produce
additions
one June
claire lune
dark coon
silent loon
Saskatoon
więcej krów
ma Gdów
niz Kozłów
nie mów
idiotów
oh, yes
the dress
I confess
for less
guess
towering peaks
snake seeks
tall leeks
predators' beaks
louring
summer bear
little care
crop share
dirty hair
lair
que tal
en total
femme fatal
igual en
principal
fog dog
or smog
low log
sog jump
splog
minks' cocks
white fox
black socks
gruff lynx
blinks
rattle corn
big horn
cattle crowds
battle shrouds
shorn
green crew
loyal true
checker slew
petting zoo
anew
l'heure verte
porte ouverte
Simone couverte
peur maintenant
inerte
shadow birds
cardboard turds
paper surds
tissue girds
herds
nervous dingus
on Lesbos
verbose women
lingos anticipating
cunnilingus
from Argentina
name's Roena --
Erich's bambina
family Fromm --
Concertina
religious restrictions
social constrictions
mental frictions
physical rictions
jaundice
raped more
on floor
between Zor
and Fenor
sore
flirty women
turgid seamen
dirty linen
driven sins
forgiven
gajowe byki
nosią kolczyki
biorąc owocowe
łyki z
papriki
I differ
with her
zipper dipper's
flipper gripper
sigh
the days
of maize
lost gaze
in haze
blaze
blaze in
maize causes
haze that
stays days
always
two octopi
together lie
and sigh
and die
goodbye
alone so
the drone
should go
phone his
crone
Simone beautifully
hones his
bone from
moan to
groan
dirty rice
in dice
so nice
to slice
splice
let know
will go
along Po
so slow
Moe
kaffir lime
in time
will rhyme
with fear
dear
germans true
people knew
evil crew
therefore slew
Jew
on ground
was found
all bound
no sound
profound
heavy door
bashful whore
sticky floor
wash more
bore
I died
I sighed
I cried
I died
dead
Karmelicka. deszcz
mężczyzna stoi
kurtka mokra
hańba glęboko
jasna
my dear
I fear
you'll hear
those near
clear
plastic city
spastic teaty
gloomy ditty
itty bitty
shitty
me rabbit
carried honey
funny smile
friendly eye
sunny
feel jowl
his bowel
his dowel
an eel
foul
Merciful God
old sod
radiant nod
yet odd
bod
łosie mają
kalosze ktore
mają łososie
ktore posiadają
włosie
this being
is seeing
what's fleeing
as peeing
Darjeeling
if ire
set fire
to byre
and lyre
dire
borborygmi tango
flatus fandango
peristalsis sango
cecum mango
bango
jeer jeer
he's queer
oh dear
so near
fear
Bach Johan
baa sheep
bah humbug
baja California
rumba
dear dear
I fear
so near
his leer
beer
chuligan made
marcepan from
chrzan while
bocian occupied
tapczan
at zoo
elephant poo
bat goo
tiger schmoo
phoo
sweet Sue
in blue
she knew
her crew
heat
light wine
so fine
on time
from vine
align
me blinks
she stinks
me thinks
the hairy
minx
cd
boff
mp
3on
g
the revulsion
to evolution
primitive mentation
spiritual etiolation
ablation
new gentry
have sentry
who blew
through rear
entry
that remark
prince dark
in Denmark
so stark
park
komar chce
być homar
mieć sonar
ale pływanie,
koszmar
monkey do
monkey see
doggie see
doggie doo
shoe
I dread
he's dead
so red
he bled
head
yesterday wish
in Bombay
Buddhist dish
priest flambé
knish
the bee
distant tree
saw me
clearly what
folly
creeping rat
spat at
sleeping bat
alerting eating
cat
slowly bleeding
creeping rat
darkness evading
ripping cat
waiting
found it
sound it
bound it
around it
Hobbit
I roam
on dome
of loam
and foam
home
hippo drome
dogo drome
cato drome
rato drome
syndrome
this bore
is more
than for
the whore
adore
the wife
in grief
from strife
cruel knife
life
bidden Cancun
one noon
the moon
too soon
hidden
shark fin
soup bin
huge din
no win
gin
hurricane shudders
hurricane sputters
hurricane flutters
hurricane mutters
utters
o bama
lo mama
ke nya
bots wanna
bwana
many ways
many days
many plays
in maze
craze
reveal heiress
in Paris
most embarrass
on ferris
wheel
Padre Isles
always smiles
amongst denials
with wiles
beguiles
his whompy
was whimpy
flippy floppy
softy too
ofty
reverse thread
feminine head
obverse said
perverse straight
ahead
ulnar drift
palmar shift
grift by
dorsoradial planar
lift
his differential
potential was
essential in
causal matters
mathematical
Napa Valley
chardonay chablis
pinot gris
some unfortunately
vinegary
men hide
what's inside
dogs abide
what's outside
pride
semper fi
brave guy
will die
five high
magpie
yankee doodle
ate poodle
with noodle
calling she
Macaroni
the fox
loves lox
wears socks
and knocks
politely
don't sneer
and leer
and jeer
and peer,
dear
the seer
near here
heard deer
sip clear
beer
ass port
pass port
gas port
re sort
cohort
great! expect
to rate
your fate
too late
mate
steel lust
to dust
it must
become just
rust
silicone teats
it fits
my mitts.
phone, you
crone
afraid so
dear Joe
can't mow
the snow
no
southern crudity
southern obesity
southern stupidity
indubitably are
brethren
many days
green ways
in bays
through cays
maze
feeling fat
the gnat
sat on
a kneeling
mat
big gnat
so fat
stupidly sat
where bat
at
O.J.
Po'J.
much woe
will pay
hurray
know cold
in snow
blow wind
driven slow
flow
golden daze
of maize
a blaze
haze for
days
klapki nie
chcą adaptki
do babki
matki mojej
żonaki
roses red
violets dead
pansies dread
smiling centipede
head
heated lair
bare bear
without hair
never there
dare
Socrates winked
Demosthenes blinked
Pericles clinked
Sophocles sinked
Euripides
Oscar Wilde
perhaps mild
nevertheless failed
his defiled
child
the rum
made dumb
numb still
some can
see
the source
of divorce
could be
Norse of
course
Christians intertwine
moslems exertwine
heretics untwine
serpents thine
serpentine
no way
that Faye
will stay
all day
hey
beneath dairy
we bury
milk teeth
fairy named
Harry
do season
within reason
after you
slice on
bison
a blow
red snow
injured slow
falling go
low
cream flower
power turned
sour: syphilis
and lsdream
scream
>
in aeries
with fairies
eating cherries
berries and
canaries
that twardziel
his bell
will ring
in Hell
well
she led
his head
to bed
instead of
Fred
black curls
hair whorls
opalescent burls
liquid pearls
girls
big deal
my eel
felt ill
when peel
wheal
this queer
deer has
strange gear
in near
rear
Polacy mają
kace i
dziwnie jacy
wyrzucają ich
tace
jutting out
his rutting
cutting member
like devout
snout
Arlan Andrew
has cockatoo
who will
argue with
you
the hairy
fairy had
Jerry and
Larry to
bury
those who
pose in
clothes while
snow blows
knows
since edentulous
his finch
prince will
mince his
blintz
in caboose
a noose
held goose
but moose
loose
pizza piper
pickled pepper
lonely ripper
of kipper's
flipper
atheist's suture
kept preacher
from non-deist
crippled creature
future
mellow gin
hit chin
after din
made swallow
pin
mex book
hex book
tex book
sex book
took
remember in
september great
pretender and
magnificent gender
bender
an oriole
poked pole
in hole
at sole
mole
chigger's little
jigger is
bigger than
nigger's whatchama
thigger
contraband dealers
hire steelers
with feelers
not bland
revealers
lo, sex
workers credo:
your needo
speedo rapido
finito
ziobry pewnie
istnieją wyłącznie
przy browarach
jako chimery
polskie
retired whore
has store
for sex
battered toys
galore
Yak butter
better udder
Tibetans mutter
creamy stutter
flutter
my ESET
was beset
and upset
by viral
reset
in honey
quietly funny
bunny lost
money with
