by Matt Simon
And thanks to all the creatures. I know you can’t read this, but I’d feel lousy not saying it.
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CHAPTER 1:
You Absolutely Must Get Laid
Antechinus
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CHAPTER 2:
You Can’t Find a Babysitter
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Ocean Sunfish
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CHAPTER 3:
You Need a Place to Crash
Pearlfish
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Tongue-Eating Isopod
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Sociable Weaver
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Hero Ant
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