‘Hard to tell,’ she murmurs. ‘But I do see a turkey. Hang on, is that a kangaroo? No, definitely a turkey.’
A laugh escapes. I can’t help it. ‘A turkey? Really? Alive or dead?’
‘Can’t be specific. But what I can tell you is there’s definitely a storm brewing.’ She laughs and raises her hands to the tempest that’s currently giving the High Street a good battering. Then she bends to the cup. ‘Yes, a storm brewing around a lifelong friendship. A girl you’ve known since schooldays?’ She frowns and peers closer. ‘It’s all a bit of a mess, really.’
‘Isn’t that just the tea leaves clogging together?’ I suggest helpfully. I’m not at all sure I like where this is going.
‘No, I don’t think so,’ says Mrs Cadwalader, whose irony radar is obviously either on the blink or still in the shop. ‘You were close as sisters, you two. But not any more. Ooh, she’s a sad, sad person.’ She looks up. ‘Any of that ring a bell, dear?’
Surprisingly, it does – and as guesses go, I have to admit, it’s genius. Mrs Cadwalader can’t possibly know about Carol and the Cold War that broke out between us several years earlier. Frosty relations have since grown icier than a neglected chest freezer.
‘She’s sad, all right,’ I mutter.
Mrs Cadwalader nods in sympathy. ‘You let each other down.’
I sit forward abruptly. ‘Er, I’m sorry, but you’ve got that completely wrong.’
‘Have I, dear?’
‘Yes!’ Self-righteous indignation rises up in my chest. ‘Carol let me down. End of story.’
Mrs Cadwalader places her soft, plump hand over mine and says gently, ‘Except it’s not the end of the story for your friendship.’
‘I wouldn’t bet on it.’ I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I feel stupidly close to tears.
Why am I getting emotional about a strange woman’s ramblings? Carol and our friendship are history. There is no going back, not after the way she’s treated me.
‘Three – um – ghosts will come to your rescue.’
‘What?’
Mrs C looks up worriedly then gives her head a little shake. ‘No, that can’t be right. Does that sound right to you?’
I shrug expansively, completely lost for words.
She means well, I’m sure. But the last thing I need is my past raked over and a farcical tale about ghouls coming to sort it all out.
She smiles. ‘Silly me. They’re not ghosts at all. They’re messengers! Three messengers.’
Oh, that’s all right, then.
I have to hand it to her. She’s very entertaining. Either she’s a really good actor or she genuinely believes that the guff she’s spouting is actually going to happen.
‘Heed the messengers’ advice and both your lives will be … er … ’ – she leafs urgently through her notebook, finally finding the right page – ‘enriched beyond measure!’
Homework complete, she sits back and beams at me, as if she deserves a gold star and a lollipop.
‘Well, thank you for that.’ Now is definitely the time to make my exit. ‘I’m – er – not a huge believer in this kind of thing.’
Mrs Cadwalader gives an understanding nod. ‘Neither was I, dear. But since I left Brian, I’ve been opening my mind to a whole host of different things.’
‘Brian?’
‘My ex.’
‘Oh.’ I glance at her vacant ring finger. ‘Didn’t you love him?’
‘No, I did not.’ She grows even more Welsh in her indignation. ‘Well, he never appreciated me, did he? Never really talked to me.’ She purses her lips. ‘He had to have his meal on the table at six on the dot otherwise he would sulk for days.’
‘How awful.’
‘It was, it was.’ She stares bleakly into the distance for a moment.
Then she snaps to, with a smile. ‘So anyway, I put up with it for all those years and then one night, I said, “You know what? You can bugger off, Brian.” I mean, getting the veg to the precise level of tenderness at the same time as the meat is practically impossible. It was doing my head in keeping to his tight schedule and trying to make him happy. So I threw down the tea towel and I said, “Brian, you’ll have beans on toast tonight or lump it!”’
I nod admiringly, remembering Bob the Knob’s delightful little ‘quirks’.
‘Well, of course he went off it, didn’t he? Threw me out of the house. So I went to a really posh hotel with his credit card and called my friend, Doris. Then you know what we did?’
‘What?’ In spite of myself, I’m intrigued.
‘We went to the bar and drank our weight in brandy.’
She sits back with a little smile and her eyes go all dewy. ‘Great friend, Doris. So supportive. Kept knocking them back even though she’s actually a port-and-lemon-once-a-month kind of girl.’
‘Just the sort of friend you need in a crisis,’ I say, suddenly thinking that’s exactly what Carol would have done for me. Once upon a time.
Mrs Cadwalader nods. ‘How true. Doris, bless her. Couldn’t get back on the stool that second time, she was laughing so hard.’
‘Sounds like a great night.’
‘Oh, yes. We did the can-can in the restaurant and the waiter refused to join in. It’s all a bit of a blur after that.’
‘And Brian?’
‘Well, he’s moved his secretary in!’ Her eyes are wide with disbelief. ‘So I said to him, “Brian, you’re a walking cliché and by the way, I’ve never had an orgasm in my life, but watch this space.”’
‘But you’re okay now?’ I picture her hot on the trail in her quest for the big ‘O’.
She leans forward and lays her hand on my wrist. ‘Oh, I’m more than okay, girl. I’m fabulous! I’ve always been a bit psychic so I decided I’d try to make a career of it. Use my natural, God-given talents, so to speak. The sky’s the limit, really. If you’ve got a dream, go for it, that’s what I say!’
I nod, slightly cowed by her exuberance. When was the last time I felt that excited about life? Too long ago to remember.
‘Anyway, I gotta go now, bach.’ She gathers up her things and peers anxiously outside. ‘I’ll have to make a dash for it. Meeting Doris. We’re going on the prowl. Panthers, we are!’
‘Don’t you mean ‘cougars’?’ I chuckle, as she stands up and shrugs on her strawberry mac.
She spins round and points at me. ‘That’s it! I knew panthers didn’t sound right. By the way, bach, I forgot to say. The first messenger will arrive tonight.’
I nod sagely. ‘I’ll get the kettle on, then.’
She winks at me, slings her bag over her shoulder – almost swiping the vase of fake sweet peas from the next table – and bustles off. Colliding with an elderly couple coming in, she steps back and waves them in with an extravagant flourish.
I sit for a minute, slightly dazed. It’s a bit of an anti-climax now that she’s gone. I imagine she has that effect on everyone she meets.
A genuinely lovely woman.
But Carol and I friends again?
And a ‘lovely man’ on the horizon?
I really don’t think so.
She got the turkey spot on. But that’s hardly genius. It’s Christmas in less than two months’ time.
I peer into the darkness to check if the rain has stopped. It has, so I go over to the counter and pay for my tea. As I’m leaving, I happen to glance over at my table in the corner.
On the wall behind my chair is a poster advertising the local amateur dramatics’ production of A Christmas Carol. There sits Scrooge, looking spooked in nightcap and gown, a motley crew of phantoms at his back.
I leave the café, chuckling to myself.
Chapter Four
On the way home, I pick up a message from Mum saying she and Tim will be calling round later.
Odd. She knows Monday is laundry night.
Wondering what’s going on, I leave the street door on the latch so they can come straight up, then I take the stairs to my first-floor flat
, glad to get in out of the gusty wind that has virtually blown me home.
My flat is in a slightly dodgy neighbourhood at the ‘wrong end’ of the High Street. A new money shop springs up practically every week. You walk down to Mr Singh’s corner shop on a Sunday morning for a loaf – and ping, there’s another! The second-hand furniture shop has vanished and in its place is yet another pawnbrokers, masquerading as an easy and harmless route to paying off your electricity arrears.
Estate agents describe this part of town as ‘trendy’, ‘up and coming’ and ‘café bar edgy.’ That’s all well and good, but actually, I’d rather it stayed scruffy because then the landlord won’t be tempted to hike up the rent yet again.
When I walk in, my breathing instantly feels easier somehow.
I painted the walls in muted tones – a neutral backdrop for my dramatic artwork – and the furniture is an eclectic mix, much of it collected from markets and antique stalls. The effect is softened by the gorgeous fabrics I acquire from house clearances and car boot sales, turning them into cushions and throws on the little sewing machine in my bedroom.
I switch on the light and then shrug off my coat, hanging it up on a peg by the door. The hallway is small. But a vast, wall-mounted mirror, framed in bleached driftwood – echoing the pale wood flooring – casts its magic and turns it into an airy, light-reflecting space.
Mum phones as I’m fiddling with the boiler in the kitchen, trying to get the damn heating to come on.
‘Are you in tonight?’ she asks, sounding a little tense.
‘Yes, of course.’ She and Tim live about a mile away in a little two-bed council house, and I call round for tea on Tuesdays and Thursdays. She knows my schedule as well as I do.
‘I was thinking we could come over.’
Remembering Mrs Cadwalader’s prediction about messengers, I almost laugh out loud. ‘Why? Have you got a message for me?’
‘A message?’ Mum sounds puzzled. ‘Well, not really. I just—’
‘No, it’s okay,’ I say quickly. ‘It was just something someone said. Never mind. Are you sure you want to venture out tonight? It’s carnage outside.’
‘I know. I just feel terrible … ’
Fear clutches my insides. ‘Why? What’s wrong? It’s not Tim, is it?’
‘No, no. Nothing like that. I’ve just had the final reminder through, that’s all.’
‘For the gas? But we paid that weeks ago.’
There is another, very ominous, silence.
‘Oh, Mum. But I gave you the money, remember?’
‘I know, love, and I meant to send the cheque. I really did. But then Tim was invited to Josh’s birthday party and I couldn’t let him go in his scruffy old trainers, could I? He never gets any treats, bless him, and he’s so unbelievably chuffed with the new ones.’
Instantly, my brain starts feverishly calculating how much I have in my account and whether I can make the money stretch to paying Mum’s bill and manage to deposit something into the Tim Fund this month.
My mum has the biggest heart of anyone I know. But she’s not great when it comes to budgeting. Money, what little there is these days, barely makes an appearance on her bank statement before it’s whisked out again. It doesn’t help that because of Tim’s condition, she had to give up her job as a school meals assistant so that she could teach him at home, and now relies totally on benefits.
I know that giving up my little flat and moving back in with her and Tim would lessen my financial burden hugely because at the moment I am trying to keep two households going on one wage. The last week of the month is always the scariest. I like baked beans, but not five nights in a row.
The problem is I love my one-bedroom flat with its open-plan kitchen-living space and its teeny tiny excuse for a bathroom. Signing away the large chunk of money for rent each month always makes me slightly tense, especially as the landlord is a proper shark. But I put up with the temperamental boiler, the dodgy wiring and the rotting skirting board in the kitchen on the basis that I’ve invested far too much time and energy transforming it into my sanctuary to let it go now.
When I fled from London three years ago, I moved back in with Mum and Tim. Looking back, I don’t know how I would have coped without their support. But inevitably, as time went on and my life got back on a more even keel, little things started to irritate. Mum and I are different people with different ways of doing things. I hated the tropical heat and Mum’s bizarre fondness for celebrating Christmas all year round. And it didn’t do Tim any good to see us nit-picking at one another all the time.
We were all mightily relieved when I moved out.
Especially Tim, as it meant he had a room to himself.
Tim was born with a condition called Scoliosis, a curvature of the spine that worsens over time. He wore a back brace for many years, which the doctors thought would correct the problem. Then, last year, they suddenly decided that the brace wasn’t working and Tim would need an operation. But the waiting list is long and it could be years before we get to the top. So we’re trying to save up to go private.
Apart from suffering back pain when he over-exerts himself and always wearing bulky jumpers to disguise the prominent lump between his shoulder blades, Tim is no different to any other twelve-year-old boy. He loves his Xbox, creases up at any near-the-knuckle joke about sex, and thinks the older generation knows absolutely nothing about anything.
In an ideal world, he would have the operation now, in a private hospital, because the longer he waits, the worse his condition grows.
But private hospitals cost money, which is why I now walk everywhere instead of taking the bus, eat from the reduced section in supermarkets whenever I can, and no longer buy clothes.
On the wall opposite my bed is a six-foot-high painting of some grey goal posts. The space between is sectioned off, line by line, into units, each representing five hundred pounds. When our total savings rise by five hundred, I fill in another section with sky-blue paint.
The goal post chart serves two purposes.
It reminds me that Tim’s burning ambition is to play footie for his school team. And it spurs me on to continue economising and saving every penny I can. As we creep nearer to our goal, more and more of the space between the goal posts is filled with paint. When we reach our target, there will be nothing but blue sky.
Occasionally, I am overcome with guilt at the money I shell out in rent. But as soon as I mention it, Mum shakes her head and says that I need my own space and to remember what it was like when we were living on top of each other and having fights over the bathroom. She’s much calmer about everything than me.
‘Look, don’t worry, I’ll talk to the gas people tomorrow,’ I tell her. ‘Stay at home, keep warm and tell Tim to behave or I’ll sort him out tomorrow.’
I go back to fiddling with the boiler. Usually, I can press a sequence of buttons that will rev it into action. But this time, it is resolutely dead. So I phone the landlord and leave a message, then I pull on my cow onesie and a pair of slipper socks, and prepare supper to eat on a tray in front of the TV.
I’m just finishing, when the lights in the room start to flicker.
I stare at the lamp on the chest of drawers opposite. Please, not a power cut!
On and off it flashes.
Three times in all.
Then, with a big electronic clunk, the TV cuts out.
Damn! That’s all I need.
Except it can’t be a power cut, because the lights are still on. And the next minute, the TV springs back to life. But just in case, I go in search of candles and matches, thinking it’s probably just as well that Mum and Tim stayed at home.
Remembering I left the street door open to let them in, I go into the hall and pull on some wellies, the only footwear I can squeeze on over my thick slipper socks.
When I open the door, my heart nearly leaps out of my chest.
Someone is standing there in the gloom on the landing.
A big, shad
owy shape.
With a racing heart, I step back to slam the door shut.
Then I hear a familiar voice.
‘Hey, it’s only me. The door was open so I came straight up. I was trying to find the switch.’
He snaps on the landing light and there he stands.
My good friend, Fez.
He grins at my onesie. ‘Nice.’
‘Thanks.’ My heart hasn’t caught up with my brain and is still hammering away like it’s about to explode from my chest. ‘Yes, I was on my way out, actually,’ I say, motioning him to come in.
‘Hence the lucky wellies.’ He nods solemnly. ‘Irresistible, that onesie. You’ll be beating them off with a stick.’
‘You think?’ I grin, hopping about, removing the footwear.
‘I brought you this,’ Fez says, handing me a DVD in a clear case. ‘I think it’s the last.’
Fez, who’s a bit of a techie, has been transferring all my ancient camcorder home movies onto DVD for me.
Taking it out of its case and slipping it into the DVD machine, I offer to make him coffee but he shakes his head.
‘I’m on my way out. Dinner with the parents.’ He pauses. ‘I was going to ask you if you wanted to come. Free meal and all that. But … ’
He shrugs awkwardly and I hate having to say no. But I’m just not in the mood.
I wave him off at the door. ‘See you Friday?’
He nods and disappears down the stairs. I wait until I hear the street entrance clunk shut. Then I retreat and close the door, double-locking it and putting on the chain for good measure.
The lights start to flicker again.
On and off.
Three times.
And a voice calls to me from the living room.
‘Bobbie? You’ve got a message!’
Chapter Five
I freeze with shock.
A strange, high-pitched whine starts up in my head and I think I might faint.
I know the voice.
It belongs to Carol.
How did she … ?
My legs are shaking but I force myself to walk into the room.
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