by Dudley Pope
But had Captain Duroc come back on board? Oh no, he had stayed on board the prize, no doubt clinking glasses and reminiscing. And then suddenly the signalling had started. Without any warning or explanation he had been ordered to take that thrice - damned frigate in tow. Not only that; he had to take over the tow from that damned schooner. Somehow he had to transfer the actual cable from the schooner, not pass one. How? And the fools, the criminals in the schooner, had tacked. From heading offshore, leaving plenty of room for La Perle to manoeuvre, the cretins had quite unnecessarily tacked, heading inshore, and by the time La Perle reached her there would be no room on their larboard side, which was the lee side, which meant (unless he risked running La Perle ashore) that be could only approach from the windward side.
Merde! Approach from to windward with a ship like La Perle that handled like a haystack and was manned with crippled imbeciles who jumped to obey orders with all the alacrity of royalist mules 1 And if he made a mistake (because he was not given proper orders) and La Perle found herself alongside the other frigate, yards and rigging locked, or her jibboom caught in the other frigate's shrouds, with masts toppling like sugar cane before a machete, who would get the blame, eh? Why, he would be hauled before a tribunal and put in jail (if not worse) for damaging the property of the State. Not Duroc, will you please note, but Citoyen Bazin, who had been abandoned by his captain.
Just his luck, too, that most of the ship's company were also Gascons, followers of that traitorous first lieutenant Little wonder that 'gasconnade' had become part of the language: just listen to them now, bragging, boasting, arguing. At least they had managed to get La Perle under way without having a committee meeting about it - that was where Duroc had an advantage: he was big enough to knock down any man that argued. Lieutenant de vaisseau Bazin, on the other hand, would have to draw his sword and threaten (and risk having a man laugh in his face, as had happened once already).
Now, anyway. La Perle was steering for the prize frigate. The fourth lieutenant had reported that she had the name 'Calypso' painted on her transom, but there was no such name in the list of the French Navy, so the English must have renamed her. What 'did it mean, anyway? The name of a town, or of a battle? Perhaps one of these barbaric Roman or Greek gods.
It is so hot. This sun, it scorches, dazzles, and soaks you in perspiration. This island, too; what a wretched place. It looks more like a collection of rocks and sand which has been used for a camp by a passing army. Just cactus and shrub and, if Aruba was anything to go by, pudding - faced Dutch women with breasts like sacks and red - faced Dutchmen with bellies like casks who prefer their gin to the best wine.
All this thinking is wasting time. What is he going to do? If only the schooner tacks again to head the Calypso out to sea, and then drops the cable with a buoy on it. That would be the easiest; then La Perle could heave - to, use a boat to retrieve the buoy and get a line on it, and haul it in, all without risking a collision or drifting on to the coral reef. That damned coral reef along the shore just went on and on, like the border round a flower garden, a deceptive band of brown and gold with light - blue water beyond, showing how shallow it was.
No, he simply would not take the responsibility. Duroc was the captain; he should be on board now. He would - ah! Suddenly, with a spasm of irritation that he had not thought of it before, Bazin saw what Duroc obviously expected him to do: pass within hail of the Calypso. Then Duroc would shout across instructions. After all, Duroc would not want to risk damage to his own ship.
In the meantime he didn't want those damned guns run out with all those port lids triced up so that even the slightest touch of ship against ship would tear off lids and wrench guns from their carriages. The Calypso, he noted, did not have her guns run out He shouted orders to the second lieutenant, who was leaning on the quarterdeck rail as though expecting the ladies of the town to parade across the deck in front of him. Soon he could hear the rumble of the guns being run in, then the crash as port lid after port lid was allowed to slam shut, leaving the side as smooth as the walls of a house with the windows shut. Ah, he felt better now, he knew that Duroc would not have let him down like that. He looked round for the speaking trumpet: he might need to reverse it and use it as an ear trumpet. Duroc did not speak very clearly, even when sober, and he had been on board the Calypso for a good half an hour by now, so ...
Ramage looked astern at the approaching frigate. Masts still in line, her jibboom and bowsprit sticking up at an angle directly towards him like a hussar's lance. If you didn't know, you'd think she was going to ram the Calypso I Was she? The thought suddenly struck him that perhaps she had discovered that the Calypso was a British frigate and, not trusting to her guns, was trying to disable her. Had he made some silly mistake in the signals (in the challenge, perhaps) that had given him away?
Then Southwick ambled up and stood beside him, patting his ample stomach as though he'd just finished a good dinner. 'So he's unsure of himself, eh?' the master commented. 'That Frog is going to range alongside and ask for instructions on how to pick up the tow.'
Ramage nodded, hard put to stop himself slapping South wick on the back from sheer relief. That must be it He's just run his guns in and closed the ports - must be worried in case he comes too dose and rips them off.'
Southwick glanced at him, uncertain whether the remark about ripping off gun ports was serious or not 'We've enough way on to be able to give ourselves a bit of a sheer one way or the other to dodge him.'
'A bit of a sheer.' Ramage repeated Southwick's phrase to himself and looked across the narrow stretch of sea between the Calypso and the reef. Half a mile? Already the dark blue had gone from the water; now it was much lighter, lacking the near - purple which showed extreme depth. Then, quite abruptly, the water became light green and then brown as it reached the reef. Or, rather, the brown tops of the staghorn coral showed near the surface. And then, beyond the reef, a band of very light green showed the shallow water (a fathom or two) running up to the beach, with an occasional splash of white where a wave had enough strength to break.
Take a bit of sheer, a bit of panic, and a bit of a chance, too! He called Orsini and snatched the signal book from him. Feverishly he nicked through the pages. And there it was, a single flag. 'Hoist number eight!' Ramage snapped. It might be too late, but its very lateness might be a help.
'Number eight sir - To turn to larboard".' Ramage caught Southwick's eye and smiled: he knew exactly what was passing through the master's mind: young Paolo seems to have memorized the whole French signal book, but he can never remember for more than a day the simplest mathematical formula.
An intermittent mouse - like squeaking high overhead showed a halyard was spinning the sheave of a block, and Ramage deliberately continued looking astern, defying himself to glance up at the flag. The squeaking stopped; the flag must be hoisted now. And La Perle was perhaps three lengths astern, a little over a hundred yards. If it worked it was going to be a close - run affair.
He said to Southwick: 'Give her a sheer to larboard of one point.'
The master turned and shouted to the quartermaster.
To Aitken, waiting by the binnacle, Ramage called: Warn the men below to stand by!'
He could see a Frenchman perched out on the end of La Perle's jibboom gesticulating aft and pointing at the Calypso, as though drawing his quarterdeck's attention to the signal.
Now La Perle Appealed to be sliding to Ramage's left as. below him, he could hear the rudder grinding a little as pintles rubbed against gudgeons. The Calypso's 'bit of a sheer' to larboard was beginning, swinging the ship's bow to larboard a few degrees and moving her bodily towards the reef, narrowing the gap, like a drunken man walking along a road and curving - slightly towards a wall.
Ramage turned forward towards Aitken. 'Are those men with axes standing by on the foredeck?'
'Yes, sir.'
It would take them at least two minutes to chop through the towing cable. Looking over the Calypso's bow he c
ould see the sheer had taken her well out on La Creole's larboard quarter. Let's hope Lacey has the wit to bear away, otherwise the Calypso's weight will haul his stern round (like someone hanging on to a dog's tail) and get the schooner in stays.
By the time Ramage looked aft again La Perle's topsails were fluttering slightly - the Calypso's sudden movement had, not surprisingly, caught the French first lieutenant unawares, and now he was trying to luff up to obey the order to turn to larboard.
Lieutenant Bazin had been watching the transom of the Calypso grow larger as they approached. Her sternlights seemed occasionally to wink as the rippling surface of the sea reflected the sun from the glass. With the telescope he could see that the old nameboard had been replaced with a new one: the paint and gilt making up the name Calypso was much fresher than the rest of the design on the scroll.
There were very few people on board the Calypso - two or three officers on the quarterdeck (Duroc presumably among them), and a dozen or so men along the gangways. Ah, and a few seamen waiting on the fo'c'sle. So he could reckon on some help from the Calypso with that damned cable.
By approaching in the Calypso's wake, Bazin wanted to be absolutely sure that Captain Duroc realized what he was doing. He was sure it was what the captain would want - Duroc was always interfering, never considering anyone could do anything properly without detailed instructions and constant overseeing. So by steering straight for the Calypso's stern and then bearing away to starboard at the last moment, ranging to windward close along her starboard side, he could listen to Duroc's shouts. Probably Duroc's drunken ravings in fact, because he couldn't imagine Duroc still sober and letting pass such an opportunity to show a senior officer how clever he was and how stupid everyone else. He had to admit be hated Duroc.
The Calypso is a handsome ship: one can tell by that graceful sheer that she is designed by a Frenchman because the British can never achieve that elegance. But what is wrong with her that she has to be towed? It can only be damage to the rudder because her masts, yards, bowsprit and jibboom are all right. She is not leaking - there are no spurts of water streaming over the side, showing her pumps at work. And, oddly enough, no battle damage. At least, none that can be seen from astern. No shotholes in the hull, no fished yards. Not even a pane missing from the sternlights. Can that schooner towing her have actually captured her? It seems unlikely, there is some other explanation. Most likely another ship captured her and ordered the schooner to tow her to port. Yes, that is what happened!
He swore at the two men at the wheel as La Perle yawed in a momentary wind shift. They were nicely lined up now; he could even see the smooth trail, a path across the sea, which was the Calypso's wake. Another half a dozen ships' lengths or so, and he'd begin the turn to starboard which would let him pass alongside. Already the Calypso was being hidden by La Perle's bow, he'd have to perch on the breech of a gun and peer over the bulwark, or rely on seeing her masts.
Actually it isn't as difficult as one might think, commanding a frigate. Duroc makes a great performance of it, cursing everyone, clutching his brow, stamping a foot, shaking his fist, spitting to show his contempt, but it is only necessary to keep calm. Keep calm and make sure orders are obeyed promptly. One needs a dozen eyes, of course, but Duroc makes hard work of it by all the drama.
What is that fluttering in line with the Calypso's mizen? He lifted his telescope. Merde! Another signal, and at this stage! Number eight. Hurriedly he mentally skimmed the first page of the signal book.
'Deck there!'
Now a blasted lookout aloft is hailing.
'Deck here!"
'Foremast here - she's hoisted a signal I'
'I know. Keep a sharp lookout.' He looked round and spotted the second lieutenant. "Where's the signal book, cretin?' When the lieutenant handed it to him he snatched it and began nicking through the pages.
'It's number eight,' the second lieutenant said.
'I know that!' Bazin snarled.
'It means to turn to larboard."
'Why the devil didn't you say so, then, instead of giving me the book?'
'You asked me for it. The book.'
Now there was shouting from the bow.
'What goes on there?' Bazin shouted back.
The frigate's hoisted a signal!'
'I know. Just keep a sharp lookout.'
"Well ram her in a minute,' the second lieutenant said lugubriously. 'Captain Duroc will have you court - martialled.'
'And I'll tell him how you fooled around with the signal book,' Bazin said hotly, and then looked ahead again.
The Calypso was no longer ahead: suddenly she was way over to larboard.
'Cretins!' Bazin screamed at the men at the wheel. What are you doing? Who told you to turn to starboard?'
'We didn't. The Calypso suddenly turned to larboard.'
And Bazin saw she had: the schooner was still some way to starboard, but the Calypso was so far over to larboard it was now doubtful if he could get La Perle to point high enough to pass her to larboard.
Snatching up the speaking trumpet that he had been expecting to use as an ear trumpet, he began bellowing orders to get the yards braced sharp - up, and a moment later gave more orders to the men at the wheel.
The Calypso seemed glued on La Perle's larboard bow, then slowly, almost reluctantly, she began to move slightly to starboard. Or, Bazin corrected himself, she appears to, although of course it is La Perle turning to larboard at last. But now the wind is increasing - that helps her up to windward but it is also increasing her speed, and she is approaching the Calypso's larboard quarter crabwise.
Then Bazin glanced up and saw the luffs of the sails flutter ing, beginning to be starved of wind.
'Bear away, you fools!' he bawled at the men at the wheel, but even before they could haul down on the spokes he realized that bearing away, turning to starboard, would inevitably bring La Perle's starboard bow crashing into the Calypso's larboard quarter.
'No, no! Luff up, luff up!'
'Merde!' screamed one of the men, stepping back from the wheel, 'make up your mind - sir!'
Bazin saw that the name Calypso was painted in blue on a gilt background, and edged with red. The colours were bright The studding - sail boom irons on the outer ends of the Calypso's yards were newly painted in black, in contrast to La Perle's, which were stained with rust.
This is a funny time for the Calypso to be hauling down the Tricolour. They have the Tricolour on one halyard and the British flag ' on another, so they can haul down one independently of the other. Perhaps the halyard has chafed through. Anyway, there is only a British flag now. And it is going to be a dreadful collision.
Southwick gave yet another of his prodigious sniffs, a sniff that contained a lifetime's contempt as well as a lungful of air. That Frog lieutenant couldn't be trusted with a bumboat full of whores,' he said crossly. 'Just look at those luffs fluttering. Ah - now he's having the yards braced up, but that isn't going to help him. And - the fool, he's paying off so much he's making more leeway than headway!'
La Perle was now coming crabwise down on to the Calypso's quarter. Two ships' lengths, Ramage reckoned.
'General quarters,' he snapped at Aitken. 'Guns run out, boarding party to stand by.'
The flapping of flags overhead reminded him. 'Orsini! Get that Tricolour down! Leave our own colours flying.'
'Shell stave in our larboard quarter, spring a dozen planks and carry away the mizen,' Southwick said matter of factly, drawing the great sword he had been wearing slung round his waist 'But if she damages us too much we can all shift on board her . . .'
Seamen were streaming up from below. Some were tricing up the gun ports while others ran out the guns. Men grabbed boarding pikes from the racks round the masts, others took up pistols from wherever they had stowed them. Marines scrambled on to the hammocks stowed in nettings round the quarterdeck, muskets loaded and waiting for orders from Lieutenant Rennick who suddenly appeared on the quarterdeck and posted himself
near Ramage, ready for instructions.
Aitken, having passed all his orders, was now steadily and fluently cursing La Perle's first lieutenant, his Scots accent becoming more pronounced is he pictured the damage that would soon have to be repaired along the Calypso's quarter. None of them thought to look at Ramage; none except the quartermaster, who was Thomas Jackson. The American watched him from habit. He was not sure quite what the captain intended, but there must not be the slightest delay in passing a helm order. Jackson knew the men at the wheel were reliable, quite competent to watch the windvanes and the luffs of the topsails, and for the moment had to admit he could not see how the captain was going to get out of this situation. He heard the grumbles of the first lieutenant and the contemptuous snort's of Mr Southwick, and he noted that oddly enough the only person who was not worrying about any damage to the ship was the one man who would be held entirely responsible for it, the captain, and from long experience Jackson knew that if the captain was not worrying, then the odds were that there was nothing to worry about Personally, he had to admit that if he was the captain he would be - well, worried: that French frigate was not only sagging down on them but moving faster than the Calypso. Now she looked as if her bow would bit amidships: she'd shove her jibboom and bowsprit through the mainshrouds and the wrench would probably carry away the mainmast Ramage, rubbing the scar over his eyebrow and then snatching his hand away as he realized what he was doing, took one last look at La Perle and then briskly said to Aitken: 'Cut the cable!'
He walked over to an open gun port and looked over the side. The Calypso was still making more than a couple of knots; she had steerage way. The Frenchman was making a good four but slowing fast. And she would not hit the Calypso's quarter for two reasons - first, that foolish French lieutenant was still trying to luff her up, but was losing speed and control instead, and second, the sheer which turned the Calypso towards her could, with the wheel turned back, swing her away; swing her just enough that instead of La Perle's bow ramming the Calypso amidships she would crash her whole starboard side against the Calypso, as though she was intending to board. And the moment that happened ... He gestured to Jackson and gave the order which began the Calypso's sheer to starboard, swinging her stern away from La Perle, but agonizingly slowly.
