I wrote it first in a selection of styles until I hit upon a hand that looked manly. Then I made a fair copy on onionskin paper and jumped on it awhile. By the time I was finished it had the appearance of having come to me through fire and flood, and for good measure, I slept with it under my pillow that night.
Oscar Jacoby was beginning to take on flesh.
He was good fun, I decided, with just the right amount of seriousness. He was a first-rate dancer, and he had cool hands, not clammy and pink like Harry's. And he'd take a girl to supper and allow her to choose anything she liked, even two kinds of dessert. He wouldn't give her a baby and leave her at home with it banging its drum.
Ethel Yeo gave me a sly smile when I showed them my letter next day. I turned away and when I looked again, she was still smirking at me.
“As a matter of fact,” I said, “Ma dined with his people only last night.”
“Yeah?” she said. “And what division did you say he's with?”
Hellfire and damnation if I just couldn't remember whether I'd said he was with the 26th or the 28th. I pretended I hadn't heard her. I excused myself and went to pay a call.
“Never mind, Hot Stuff,” she whispered, next time she came near me. “I'll be able to ask him myself, won't I? When he comes home from the war?”
13
In March 1918 the Bolsheviks surrendered to the Hun and Uncle Israel Fish took me to the theater to see Harry Lauder. Mr. Lauder was a Scotchman. He wore a skirt and sang songs I couldn't understand, but Uncle Israel seemed to enjoy them very much indeed. After the show we went to the Waldorf for champagne wine and oyster soup, and he said it would be a good time to have a little talk about my impending inheritance.
“You'll get a monthly allowance,” he said, but he wouldn't say how much. “Don't want you running wild with it, Pops,” he said. “And you'll have a nice spread of stockholdings, keeping your money working for you.”
I said, “Will I be richer than Honey?”
“What kind of a question is that?” he said. “Harry's made some smart investments for Honey. I'm not party to the details, of course, but Harry has a head on his shoulders. He has a nose for the coming thing.”
I remarked that I didn't want Harry's nose anywhere near my investments.
“Never fear,” Uncle said. “I'll be managing your fund, and you'll find me a more conservative investor than these young bloods. Stay liquid, that's what I always advise. You won't catch me buying big houses in Oyster Bay.”
That was Harry's latest thing. He foresaw a need for convalescent homes on Long Island once we had won the war.
I said, “But when shall I be old enough to manage my own fund?”
I believe Uncle Israel looked a little hurt.
“Well, of course,” he said, “I shan't be around forever. And when you marry…”
I said, “But I'm not allowed to marry. I have to stay home and take care of Ma.”
“Who told you such a thing?” he said. “Of course you'll marry. And then your husband will advise you on your investments. But no hurry. I'm good for a few years yet.”
He ordered a rack of lamb with pommes de terre boulanger. It was news indeed to me that I was no longer expected to remain an old maid. I thought this over as we ate, Uncle making short work of the ribs while I concentrated on the potatoes. They were the best I had ever tasted.
The champagne wine had made me feel a little fizzy, but I was suddenly awake enough to see a connection between my secretly restored eligibility and the abrupt silences that fell whenever I walked in on Ma and Aunt Fish. They were matchmaking.
“Uncle Israel,” I said, “did you ever meet Mr. Jacoby?”
He choked a little on a piece of meat and turned quite purple before he was able to catch his breath and order a glass of brandy. He dabbed at his eyes with his napkin.
“Judah Jacoby?” he said, eventually. “Yes, I know him. I remember his father, too. Of course, they were just importers when they started, but they're in everything now. Everything from the pelt to the finished garment. Fine quality and square dealings. That's Jacoby.”
I said, “His wife died, you know, and her sister helped him raise his sons?”
“Oh, yes,” he said. “I hear all about it, never fear.”
I said, “And Oscar Jacoby is gone for a soldier. Do you happen to know which lot he's with?”
“No idea,” he said. “Though I'm sure I've been told. I leave my superiors to keep up with that side of things.”
And he gave me a funny greasy smile. My heart was racing.
I said, “Uncle Israel, Ma and Aunt Fish are always laughing and whispering when they come home from the Jacobys' but they don't tell me anything. Do you suppose…?”
“Pops,” he said. He leaned across the table and patted my hand. “I have learned not to suppose anything. Who can possibly fathom what Dora and Zillah find amusing? Perhaps they're matchmaking. Perhaps they're just enjoying their war. Now, who's for charlotte russe?”
I went home with a warm, fluffy feeling inside my tummy. Ma was already in bed, but her light was still burning so I went into her and gave her a kind of hug that was not customary in our family.
“Oh Ma,” I said, “I'm so happy.”
“Poppy,” she said, “I do believe you're tight. Did Israel explain everything? About your money?”
“He did,” I said. “He explained everything.”
Alone in my room I tried on Grandma Plotz's tourmaline ring, then I lay down and counted my blessings.
1. By November I would be a mustard heiress and Uncle Israel would keep me liquid. Whatever that meant.
2. Destiny was conspiring with my mother and my aunt to unite me with none other than the very beau of my choice, Oscar Jacoby.
3. I was Jewish, to just the right degree.
14
Toward the end of July Mrs. Considine received a Western Union telegram informing her that her son had been killed during the Battle of the Marne. I didn't know him, of course, and I never much liked Mrs. Considine but, still, I did feel sad for her, him being her only boy and now he wouldn't be coming home. He had been a bugler, which sounded like a safe kind of soldier to be, so when I heard I became anxious about Oscar who was probably doing far more dangerous things.
A night nurse and a tutor were engaged for my nephew Sherman Ulysses and they accompanied my sister Honey when she went away to Long Island for her health. She had seen a number of doctors but every one of them gave her different advice and none of it helped. She tried sitz baths. She ate charcoal biscuits till her teeth turned black. And she had her magnetic fields adjusted by a person from Brooklyn who only ate nuts and berries.
It was my belief that Honey's problems were the result of lying too much on her couch, but Ma believed quite the opposite.
“Now she can really rest,” I heard her say to Aunt Fish, after Honey had left for her convalescence, “because she won't have Harry bothering her.”
As Honey faded, so I bloomed. I was much happier in my work because I could almost count in days when I would come into my money and be able to buy a field hospital and take it to France and be talked about, like Cousin Addie. Also, Ethel Yeo, who had become a thorn in my flesh always inquiring after Oscar and trying to catch me out, had left to become a manicurist at the Prince George Hotel. Junie Mack was gone, too, having caught a baby from a soldier, and although I missed her, this left me more at liberty to talk to any good-looking boys who passed through the depot. I had no intention of being unfaithful, but I welcomed the chance to gauge my powers of enchantment. I wanted to learn to spoon, so that when Oscar came home from the war I should be word perfect. I allowed one boy to walk me to the trolley-car and light my cigarette and everything seemed to be most satisfactory, but he never offered again nor was even especially friendly when he saw me.
Then an older man called Albert began to make love to me. He was thirty-two and couldn't go to war because he had rickety legs, but in every other respect he was
a handsome devil.
He took me to Riker's for an ice-cream soda and asked me all about my fortune. Everything was going along just fine until he tried to put his arm around my waist. I told him to keep his distance. I told him I had no wish to catch a baby just when I was about to go to war, and the people standing nearby seemed to find this amusing.
I said, “I'm sure I don't know what any of you find so droll. I'm one of the mustard Minkels and I'm going to buy a hospital and take it to France.”
This made them laugh all the more.
I said, “And I'd sure like to know why all of you are leaning on this counter, drinking sarsaparilla when you might be volunteering.”
That quieted them. I held my head high and made my exit, but I heard that Albert say, “Crazy kike.”
Of course, I hadn't meant it about him not volunteering. I knew he was too old and crippled. It made me realize, though, how easily I might have gone the way of Junie Mack. Men seemed to believe treating a girl to an ice-cream soda entitled them to certain liberties.
Ma, meanwhile, was forever leaving off her knitting to go to any charity bazaar Yetta Landau might recommend, and sometimes to lectures on subjects relevant to the war effort. These, I know, she found as draining as she had once found the giving of dinners, but she tried to bear up and listen attentively, because she knew this would earn her Miss Landau's respect.
“As Dear Yetta says,” Ma would report, rubbing her temples to ease her aching brain, “education is our hope and insurance against another war.”
Harry said he believed a safer bet was to shell the Hun until they came out with their hands raised.
“President Wilson,” Ma said, “has laid down Fourteen Points for peace.”
“What are they Ma?” I asked.
“Poppy!” she said. “There are fourteen of them! He has also devised Four Ends and Five Particulars, but I'm sure he doesn't expect us all to have them by heart. And then there are all these new countries one has to know about. Montedonia. And Macenegro. It was all so much easier when there was just America and the rest of the world and one didn't have to concern oneself with the little places. Aha! I have remembered one of President Wilson's Points. Serbia must have a corridor to the sea!”
She produced this with a flourish.
“I say, Dora,” Harry said. “I'm impressed!”
Ma blushed.
“Well,” she said, “it may have been one of his Particulars, or perhaps one of his Ends, but anyway, there you have it.”
“Never would have taken you for a bluestocking,” he said. “Abe wouldn't know you.”
“What do you mean?” she asked, sharper suddenly.
“No. Nothing,” he said, retreating as usual. “Nothing at all.”
I didn't care for the way Harry was laughing at Ma. I knew she was doing all this for me, raising our stock with Miss Landau, paving the way to Oscar becoming my beau. I was proud of her and I told her so.
“Why thank you, Poppy,” she said. “I must say, sometimes I quite surprise myself.”
We sat for a while, after Harry left us, basking quietly in mutual contentment.
“It occurs to me,” Ma said, after a while, “that you might accompany me to Madame Paderewski's lecture next week. It would broaden your education. Madame Paderewski is very desirous of Polish independence, you know?”
“Will Miss Landau be there?” I asked.
I cared nothing about the Polish. They might have their independence without bothering me over it. But I was avid to get any member of Oscar's family in my sights. And so I fell in with Ma's suggestion and hurried up to my room. I had only five days in which to prepare myself, and I wanted to strike the right note, or rather, a pleasing chord of spirited patriotism, savoir faire and unusual beauty. I decided I would leave of my turban, which Ma found worryingly foreign, and make a feature of my hair.
There was standing room only in the Fairway Ball. The Germans and Mr. Lenin, Madame Paderewski explained, were picking over the remains of the Polish nation, but a committee had been formed, in Paris, to call a halt to this. Committees had really become quite the thing since the war started. Before that I don't believe I had ever heard the word.
The Polish National Committee were getting up an army, and Madame Paderewski showed us on a large hanging map the places she said belonged in a united Poland. Silesia and Galicia. Poznania.
“More countries to remember,” Ma shuddered.
President Wilson, it seemed, was a true friend of the Polish nationalists, and one of his Fourteen Points was—here Ma dug me in the ribs—that an independent Poland must have a corridor to the sea.
“Didn't I tell you so?” Ma whispered.
I said, “No. You said Serbia.”
“Why, Poppy,” Aunt Fish interrupted, a shade contemptuously, “everyone needs a corridor.”
Yetta Landau had been identified for me as an earnest-looking woman in a boater hat and a high-collared shirtwaist. She was sitting some distance from us, so Ma and Aunt Fish could do no more than smile and flutter their hands until the lecture ended and the donation buckets had been passed around and we were free to circulate.
Miss Landau shook my hand and hoped that I would do what I could for Poland.
“Poppy is with the Red Cross, of course,” Ma said. “In bandages.”
“Important work,” Miss Landau replied, “but we all have to ask ourselves what more we can do.”
She had a dry mouth that crackled when she spoke, and slightly gamy breath.
I said, “I shall be of age in November. Then I'm going to do something really important.”
“Indeed?” Ma said. “This is the first I heard of it.”
I said, “I'm going to buy trucks, like my cousin Addie, and drive them to the Western Front.”
Ma looked quite stunned. Miss Landau was studying my hair. I had allowed it full rein, and wound through it a twist of satin ribbons in lemon and raspberry. What could not be subdued should be emphasized, I had decided.
“Don't vex yourself, Dora,” my aunt said. “Money for madcap schemes will not be forthcoming. I shall speak to Israel about it as soon I get home.”
I opened my mouth to protest, but over my shoulder Aunt Fish had spied another means of silencing me.
“Mr. Jacoby!” she cried. “We had no idea you were here with Dear Yetta. What a pleasure!”
He had separated himself from the crowd and was heading toward us, smiling a little. Judah Jacoby, the real live father of the boy I dreamed about.
I turned scarlet, and Ma and Aunt Fish, in sympathy with me perhaps, glowed pinkly.
“This is Dora's girl,” Miss Landau told him. “Seems to have her head screwed on, even if it is trimmed up like a circus pony.”
Mr. Jacoby took my hand and bowed. Then he did the same to Aunt Fish and Ma. He was a small, soft, silver-haired man. His skin was buttery and his eyes were dark. He was, in fact, not at all what I had planned him to be. And Oscar had his father's looks. Aunt Fish had said so.
“Which lot is your son with, sir?” I asked him, trying to retrieve something of the Oscar I had created. “I heard he volunteered.”
Mr. Jacoby seemed pleased by my interest.
“He's with the 27th,” he said. “In France, as far as we know.”
“I pray he'll come back to you safe and well,” I said and I caught sight of Ma and Aunt Fish exchanging saccharine smiles, which faded as I declared, “I'll be over there myself before long. I'm going to buy a field hospital, you see.”
“Well now,” he said, “I'm sure you're doing sterling work on the home front, and taking care of your dear mother, too. Your father would be proud.”
I said, “Did you know my pa?”
“No,” he said, “I didn't. But if I had a daughter…”
And mawkishness returned to Aunt Fish's face.
Later, at home, I took one last look at the picture in my locket, then dropped it into a drawer. Before I fell asleep I counted four reasons why I had
no further need of it.
1. It couldn't look anything like Oscar Jacoby.
2. Ethel Yeo and Junie Mack were no longer around pestering me to see it.
3. It was an uncomfortable reminder of my shackled, girlish life.
4. The face of John Willard Strunck had not stood the test of repeated examination. In fact, it was now as clear as day he had been nothing but a weak-mouthed sap.
15
The afternoon of November seventh I was at the Red Cross helping to pack boxes of dressings when suddenly we heard car horns tooting and one of our drivers ran in to tell us the war was over. Mrs. Brickner closed up the depot immediately and we all poured out onto Fifth Avenue, along with just about everyone else in the city. Tickertape rained down on us from the offices above, and tugboats in the East River were honking their sirens, and everyone was smiling, even me, though it did cross my mind that peace might have snatched away my chance for an adventure. But I smiled anyway and danced on a snakeline, and kissed at least four soldier boys before I lost count, and by morning the news had changed. We were still at war, after all.
Then, on the eleventh, before we had cleared away breakfast, and long before the polite hour for making calls, the telephone rang. It was Harry.
“The Boche surrendered,” he said. “The city's going crazy. Listen.”
At the end of the telephone line I could hear church bells ringing out. But outside, on 76th Street, it looked like any other day.
I said, “It's probably another mistake.”
Ma said, “Well, Harry is usually right about things.”
“That has not been my experience,” I said. “I shall go to work anyway.”
“You might look a little more delighted,” Ma said. “I'm sure the ending of the war is a most welcome thing. We shall all be able to get help again, and hold dinners and not have to attend educative talks and make jam. Hardship has really grown very tiresome.”
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