I also hate breakfast. Lately, however, I'd been sharing an early morning meal with Friedlander Bey about four times a week. I imagined that things would only get worse, as Papa loaded me with more and more responsibility.
I always wore conservative Arab dress to those meetings. I spent more time in a gallebeya than I did in blue jeans, work shirt, and boots. My former standard of dress hung on a hook in the closet, and silently reproached me every time I glanced that way.
The jeans were a constant reminder of what I'd given up since Papa'd tapped me with his magic finger. I'd traded away much of what I formerly called "freedom"; the ironic thing was that every one of my friends would pay that much and more to have the luxuries I now enjoyed. At first, I hated Papa for the loss of my liberty. Now, although I sometimes still had twinges of regret in the dark night, I realized that Friedlander Bey had given me a great opportunity. My horizons had expanded far beyond anything I might have imagined in the old days. Nevertheless, I was acutely aware that I could decline neither the luxuries nor the new responsibilities. In some ways, I was the proverbial bird in the proverbial gilded cage.
The money was nice, though.
So I showered and trimmed my red beard, and dressed in the robe and keffiya that Kmuzu had chosen for me. Then we went downstairs to the small dining room.
Friedlander Bey was already there, of course, tended by Tariq, his valet. Kmuzu seated me at my usual place, and then stood behind my chair. "Good morning to you, my nephew," said Papa. "I trust you arose this morning in well-being."
"Il-hamdu lillah," I said. Praise be to God.
For breakfast there was a bowl of steamed wheat cereal with orange peel and nuts; a platter of eggs; a platter of breakfast meats; and, of course, coffee. Papa let Tariq serve him some eggs and roast lamb. "I've given you several days to relax, O Excellent One," he said. "But now the time for rest is over. I wish to know what you've done to advance the datalink project."
"I believe I've got an excellent agent in my friend, Jacques. I did a favor for him, and now I think he's willing to do a small favor for me in return."
Papa beamed at me as if I were a prize pupil. "Very good, my son!" he said. "I'm delighted that you're learning the ways of power so readily. Now let me show you the datalink terminal you'll be using—rather, that your friend will be using." Tariq left the room and returned shortly with what appeared to be a hard-sided briefcase. He placed it on the table, snapped its latches, and raised the lid.
"Wow," I said, impressed by the compact design of the terminal, "that's a little beauty."
"Indeed," said Friedlander Bey. "It has its commlink built-in, as well as the conventional datalink printer. To save on cost, this model doesn't accept voice commands. Everything must be keyed in manually. I expect, however, that the datalink project will earn out its set-up expenses within six months to a year, and then we can begin replacing these terminals with voice-activated models."
I nodded. "And it's up to me to sell the owners of every bar, nightclub, and restaurant in the Budayeen on the idea of renting one of them from me. I don't get it. I don't see why people will pay twenty-five fîqs for an information service that's now provided free by the city."
"We've been contracted by the city," Tariq explained. "The amir's special commission decided that it couldn't afford to run Info any longer. Within weeks, all the free Info terminals will be replaced by our machines, inshallah."
"I know that," I said. "What I meant was what do I do if the bar owners flat-out refuse?"
Friedlander Bey flashed a cold smile. "Don't worry about that," he said. "We have specialized technicians who will persuade those reluctant proprietors."
"Specialized technicians." I loved the euphemism. All of Papa's technicians have names like Guido and Tiny and Igor.
Papa went on. "It would be best if you and your friend worked as a team for a few days, before you send him off on his own. When we have the whole Budayeen covered, we can begin to exercise even closer control. We can tell who is using the service, and what questions they're asking. Because they have to use an official identification card to log on, we can monitor the dispensing of information. We could even prevent certain information from getting to some individuals."
"But surely we won't do that," I said.
Papa was silent for a second or two. "Of course not," he said at last. "That would be contrary to the principles of the holy Prophet."
"May the blessings of Allah be on him and peace," I responded automatically.
Tariq laid a booklet in front of me. "Here is the complete set of commands," he said, "and in the back of the book is a pocket with a special ID card, so that you won't have to pay for calls."
"Thank you," I said. "I'll familiarize myself with these commands today, and tomorrow I'll go with Jacques to talk to the club owners on the Street."
"Excellent, my nephew," said Papa. "Now, as to our vengeance. It would be best if it combined the discovery of the real murderer of Khalid Maxwell, as well as the disposition of those who plotted against us. I will accept only the most elegant solution."
"What if Dr. Sadiq Abd ar-Razzaq wasn't actually involved?" I asked. I was referring to the imam who'd given permission for Hajjar and his goons to kidnap us.
Papa flew into a rage. "Don't talk to me about that son of a diseased camel!" he cried. I'd never seen him show so much emotion. His face turned blood red, and his fists shook as his fury carried him away.
"O Shaykh—"
"The people of the Budayeen are crazy with worry!" he said, pounding the table. "All they can think about is what might happen if we're kidnapped again, and if this time we don't return. There are ugly rumors going around that we've lost control, that our associates no longer enjoy protection. The last few days, all I've done is calm and soothe my troubled friends. Well, I swear on the life of my children that I will not be weakened, nor will I be pushed aside! I have a plan, my nephew. Wait and see if that cursed imam can separate me again from the people who love me. If he is not involved, then make him involved."
"Yes, O Shaykh," I said.
Jeez. That's the way things worked around that breakfast table. Punishments and rewards were handed out with a blithe disregard for appropriateness. Sometimes Friedlander Bey reminded me of the whimsical Greek gods in the works of Homer—whimsical in that they often disturbed entire human nations because of some imagined slight, or out of boredom, or for no particular reason at all.
Even while Papa spoke about the datalink project, I could see that he was now controlled by hate, and it would continue until he could strike a deadly blow against those who'd conspired against us. Friedlander Bey's motto was "Getting even is the best revenge." Nothing else would do, no forgiveness for the sake of moral superiority, no intensely ironic symbolic acts.
It wasn't only the Bani Salim who demanded proper retaliation. That concept was stated explicitly in the noble Qur'ân, and it was part of the Muslim point of view, something the Western world had learned the hard way on numerous occasions. Someone would die—Hajjar, Shaykh Mahali, Dr. Abd ar-Razzaq, the actual murderer of Khalid Maxwell—and it seemed to be up to me to choose whom.
Friedlander Bey frowned in concentration. "There's another stone in my shoe," he said at last. "I'm speaking of Police Lieutenant Hajjar. Fortunately, it's very simple to rid oneself of such an irritation."
"Didn't he work for you, once upon a time?" I asked.
Papa turned his head and pretended to spit on the floor. "He's a traitor. He goes with whoever offers the most money at the time. He had no honor, no loyalty. I'm glad he works for Shaykh Reda now and not for me. I couldn't trust him when he was my man. Now I know where he is, and I suspect that I could buy him back at any time, if I wished. I may do that; and then when I have him, I can empty my shoe of him at my leisure."
He was talking murder here. Once upon a time I might have been appalled at the casual way Papa discussed terminating someone, but no longer. I looked at the situation as one of the Be
du might, and I knew Papa was entirely correct. It was just a matter of planning. All the details had yet to be worked out, but that was not difficult. I was only concerned that first Papa talked about eliminating the imam, and now Lieutenant Hajjar. I didn't think we ought to get into depopulating the city in our rightful wrath.
A few minutes later I was in my office, tapping trial commands into the data deck. I found that I could learn just about anything about anybody in the city with that little machine. With my special, confidential commands, I had free access to information the average citizen didn't even know had been recorded. I got a dizzying sense of power as I pried into the private lives of both friends and enemies. I felt like a hightech snoop, and the feeling was delicious.
When I'd gotten proficient with the datalink terminal, I was able to get a list of all of Dr. Abd ar-Razzaq's phone calls for the last two months, incoming and outgoing. The incoming calls were identified by their commcodes only. Then I did the same for Lieutenant Hajjar's commcode at the police station. I found that Hajjar and the imam had spoken together eleven times during those eight weeks. There were probably other calls from other phones, but I didn't need to track them all down. This evidence would never have to be admitted in a court of law.
About half an hour before I planned to have lunch, Kmuzu announced that I had visitors. They were Indihar and bin Turki, the Bani Salim youth.
"Morning of well-being," I said to them.
"Morning of light, husband," said Indihar. "I hope we're not interrupting your work."
I indicated that they could get comfortable on my couch. "No, not at all. It gives me pleasure to see you. And I was going to knock off for lunch in a little while, anyway. Is there something you need?"
"I bring you words of greeting from your mother," said Indihar. "She wonders why you've only visited her once since your return."
Well, the truth was that she still made me uncomfortable. She'd arrived in the city several months ago, looking brassy and blowsy. She'd been a hooker for most of her life, but I'd taken her in and given her a suite of rooms in the eastern wing, and she'd worked hard to tone down her style and be acceptable in Friedlander Bey's house. We'd talked at great length and finally reconciled, but she still embarrassed me. I understood that was my problem, not hers, and I'd tried to overcome my feelings. I wasn't all the way there yet, despite the good works my mother was doing in the city, using my money to establish and run soup kitchens and shelters. Her behavior was certainly laudable, but I couldn't erase the memory of how shocked I was to see her after a long time.
"Tell Umm Marîd that I've been very busy trying to catch up with all that happened while I was gone. Tell her that I'll come to see her very soon. Give her my love and ask her forgiveness for my inattention."
"Yes, husband," said Indihar. I don't think she was satisfied by my response, but she said nothing more.
Bin Turki cleared his throat. "I have much to be thankful for, O Shaykh," he said. "Every day brings wonder upon wonder. I see things that my brothers would not believe, even if I told them myself. Yet I wish to be free to explore your world as I wish. I have no money, and because of that I have no liberty. We Bani Salim are not used to imprisonment, even under such pleasant conditions as these."
I chewed my lip in thought. "You really think you're ready to step outside these walls? You've learned enough already to protect yourself against the well-dressed wolves of the city?"
The young man shrugged. "Perhaps I don't know how to keep out of trouble, but I claim the right to learn for myself."
Then I had a sudden inspiration. "You will need money, as you say. Would you consider doing some work for me, for which I'll see that you're rewarded with a moderate weekly salary?"
Bin Turki's eyes opened wider. "Certainly, O Shaykh," he said, his voice trembling. "I thank you for the opportunity."
"You don't know what I want yet," I said grimly. "Do you recall the story of our kidnapping and transporting to the Rub al-Khali?"
"Yes, O Shaykh."
"Do you remember how I spoke of the unnecessarily cruel sergeant in the town of Najran? How he beat the old shaykh for no reason?"
"Yes, O Shaykh."
I opened my desk drawer and took out the suborbital ticket. I pushed it across the desk. "Here, then," I said. "His name was Sergeant al-Bishah. You can leave tomorrow morning." That was all.
Indihar's hand went to her mouth. "Marîd!" she exclaimed. She'd guessed what sort of mission I was sending the young man on, and she was clearly shocked.
Bin Turki hesitated a moment, then accepted the ticket.
"Good," I said. "When you get back, there will be five thousand kiam for you, and a weekly allowance of two hundred kiam. With that you'll be able to rent a house or an apartment and lead your own life as you wish, but you'll always have the gratitude of Friedlander Bey and myself."
"That is worth more to me than any amount of money," murmured bin Turki.
"Indihar," I said, "would you mind taking our young friend under your wing? Help him find a place to live, and give him advice to keep him and his money safe?"
"I'd be happy to, husband," she said. Her expression was troubled. She hadn't seen the new me before.
"I thank both of you," I said. "Now, I have work to do."
"Good day to you, then, husband," said Indihar, rising.
"Yes, thank you, O Shaykh," said bin Turki. I pretended to be engrossed in some papers, and they left quietly. I was shaking like a newborn lamb. I hadn't seen the new me yet, either.
I waited for five minutes, for ten minutes. I was waiting for my sense of moral outrage to make itself heard, but it never happened. One part of my mind sat aloof, judging me, and what it discovered was unsettling. Apparently, I had no moral qualms at all about dispatching people on grim assignments. I tried to work up some sense of sadness, but it was impossible. I felt nothing. It wasn't something to be proud of, and I decided it was not something I could tell anyone about. Like Friedlander Bey, I had learned to live with what I had to do.
I told my data deck to quit, and when the screen of the monitor went dark, I began to make plans for lunch. I'd seen Jacques since I'd been home, but I hadn't run into Mahmoud or Saied. I knew they'd probably be sitting on the patio of the Café Solace, playing cards and gossiping. Suddenly that seemed like just what I needed. I called Kmuzu, and told him that I wanted to be driven to the Budayeen. He nodded wordlessly and went to get the Westphalian sedan.
We parked on the Boulevard il-Jameel, and walked through the eastern gate. The Street was filled with daytime tourists who would soon regret the fact that they'd ignored their hotel manager's advice that they should avoid the walled quarter. If they didn't leave soon, they'd be hustled for every loose kiam in their pockets and purses.
Kmuzu and I walked to the Solace, and just as I suspected, I saw my three friends sitting at a table near the patio's iron railing. I went through the small gate and joined them.
"Hullo, Marîd," said Jacques in a dull voice. "Hullo, Kmuzu."
"Where y'at, Marîd?" said Mahmoud.
"I been wondering what happened to you," said Saied the Half-Hajj. He'd been my best friend at one time, but he'd betrayed me to Shaykh Reda Abu Adil, and since then I'd kept a close eye on him.
"I'm fine," I said. "I suppose you've all heard the story."
"Yeah, we heard it," said Mahmoud, "but we haven't heard it from you. You were snatched, right? Out of the amir's palace? I thought Papa had more on the ball than that."
"Papa's pretty shrewd," said the Half-Hajj. "It's just that Shaykh Reda is shrewder than they gave him credit for."
"I have to admit that's true," I said.
"Kmuzu, sit down," said Jacques. "You don't have to play slave with us. We like you. Have a drink or something."
"Thank you," said Kmuzu in a flat voice. "I prefer to remain standing."
"We insist," grumbled Mahmoud. "You're making us nervous." Kmuzu nodded, then got a chair from another table and sat behind me.<
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Old Ibrahim came to take my order, and I just had a plate of hummus and bread, and a gin and bingara to wash it all down. "Bleah," said Mahmoud.
I turned to respond, but I was interrupted by a man who came to the iron railing. "Shaykh Marîd," he said in an urgent voice, "do you remember me?"
I looked at him for a moment, but although I knew I'd seen him before, I couldn't place precisely where. "I'm sorry," I said.
"My name is Nikos Kouklis. A few months ago, you lent me the money to open my own gyro-souvlaki shop on Ninth Street. Since then, I've done better than I'd ever dreamed. My shop is successful, my wife is happy, my children are well fed and well dressed. Here. It gives me great pleasure to return to you your investment, and my wife made a pan of baklava for you. Please accept it, with my undying gratitude."
I was taken aback. I'd loaned lots of people a little money here and there, but this was the first time one of them had made a big deal out of paying me back. Indeed, it made me a little uncomfortable. "You keep that money," I said. "Save it for your wife and children."
"I'm sorry, O Shaykh," said Kouklis, "but I insist on repaying you."
I understood the man's pride, and I took the money with a courteous nod. I also accepted the plate of baklava. "May your success continue," I said. "May your fortunes increase."
"I owe everything to you," said the Greek restaurant owner. "I will be in your debt forever."
"Perhaps someday there will come a chance to discharge it," I said.
"Anything," said Kouklis. "Anytime." He bowed to the four of us and backed away.
"Oh, Mr. Bigshot," said Mahmoud mockingly.
"Yeah," I said, "that's right. What have you ever done for anybody?"
"Well—" Mahmoud began.
I cut him off. I'd known Mahmoud since he'd been a slim-hipped girl named Misty, working for Jo-Mama. I knew that I couldn't trust him as far as I could throw him. Nowadays, with the weight he'd put on after his sexchange, that was about a foot and a half.
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