Evil God Average 【First Half – Book of Evil】

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by First Half- Book of Evil (epub)


  The road I’m walking down now, and the one that perpendicularly intersects it at the central plaza seem to be this town’s main roads.

  There are stalls and shops lined up along the main roads, and most residences are a little further in from the main roads than the shops are.

  While walking I had a peek at the stalls and shops, and checked the value of the currency.

  The items in the street stalls didn’t have price tags, and it seems that you need to ask the owner for the price.

  On the other hand, the prices in the stores are displayed on wooden tags.

  Two of this fruit that’s about the size of my fist is one copper coin.

  One piece of bread ranges from one to two copper coins.

  The dress-type clothing that’s worn by the people walking around in town is 15 copper coins.

  A longsword about a metre long is 1 silver and 50 copper.

  Wooden shields are 50 copper, while bronze shields are about 1 silver, marked down to 90 copper.

  It seems that 100 copper coins has the same value as 1 silver coin.

  Right now I haven’t seen a place that uses gold coins yet, so I don’t know how much it’s worth.

  The things at the front of the shops are probably cheap goods, and the more expensive goods that would use a gold coin are probably further in the store.

  Just looking at the foods sold, 1 copper coin seems to be worth about 100 Yen, but because the prices are varied, it would probably be better just to avoid thinking about how to simply convert it.

  Concluding my price investigation, I entered a clothing shop to buy the things that I needed to buy before anything else.

  High waisted panties were 6 coppers each.

  Babydoll-like underwear were 10 coppers each.

  Low-heeled boots were 9 coppers a pair.

  I bought three of each underwear type, and a pair of boots, so in total it was 57 coppers altogether, and when I paid with a silver coin, I got 43 coppers in return.

  I couldn’t find a bra.

  In order to defend my honour I should say this to let you know, but what I couldn’t find wasn’t just my size, but bras altogether.

  Let’s pretend that I didn’t see those bustier-type underwear hanging in the store.

  Since I couldn’t put on the underwear in a place like this, I patiently bore with this breezy sensation for a while longer, and put on only the boots.

  Between “not wearing them” and “getting found out that I wasn’t wearing them”, which is better I wonder… It’s a hard question, but I’ll go with not being found out.

  By the time I left the clothing store, the sun had set a lot, and the beautiful evening sun lit up the town.

  The stores in the area were beginning to close up sa well, and people were leaving for the road home.

  It seems that this is a town that has an early night.

  Thinking about it, there are no street lights, so once the sun sets the town will become dark.

  The only places that do business at night are probably only taverns and slightly indecent shops.

  I’d better quietly find myself a place to sleep or else.

  Having decided that, I began walking down the main road as I searched for an inn.

  While I was relying on the pictures on the signboards to search, I found a few inns.

  Most of them seemed to have taverns on the first floor and guest rooms on the second, and most of them had a signboard with a bed and a signboard with a mug lined up alongside each other.

  Amongst those I… didn’t choose one, and instead decided to try and find an inn without a tavern.

  It’s just that taverns and the like just kind of smell of trouble, after all.

  “Oh, a guest? Welcome, this is an inn.”

  An obasan around 40 years old spoke to me after I opened the dor.

  Speaking of which, I haven’t really noticed it up until now, but for some reason it seems that we can understand each other.

  “How much is one night?”

  “One night is 1 silver, breakfast is 5 coppers, dinner is 10 coppers, and a tub of hot water is 5 coppers.”

  Hot water?

  Ahh, in place of a bath?

  I wonder if getting in the water isn’t mainstream.

  It’s a bit of a shock.

  “Five nights, with the food and water too please.”

  Saying that, I handed over 6 silver coins.

  “Got it, your room is on the second floor, the final door on the right. This is the key. Do you want to eat straight away?”

  “Yes, if that’s possible.”

  “Right away. I’ll prepare it now so wait in whichever seat you’d like.”

  After I received the key with a wooden plate attached, I sat in a sat to the side of the dining room and waited for the food to come.

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  After I finished eating, I received the tub of hot water, and climbing the stairs, I entered the room they gave me.

  By the way, dinner was bread, stew with plenty of vegetables, and fruit for dessert.

  It was simple, but delicious.

  Opening the door with the key I received, I found that it was a room about 6 tatami, with a bed and a table set.

  After entering and locking the door, I placed the hot water tub on the floor, and flopped onto the bed face up.

  The ceiling with its wood grain entered my vision, and this unfamiliar sight really drove home that I was in another world.

  Because of how desolate I was feeling, tears involuntarily blurred my vision… is not what happened, but it’s a fact that my heart is filled to the brim with anxiety.

  It seemed that I would fall into an endless loop of depression, so I got up because I felt like I would fall asleep if I continued lying there, and after checking once more that the door was locked, I took off the robe and dress I was wearing, and placed them on the bed.

  I soaked the cloth that I received alongside the tub of water, and then wrang it out, and wiped myself clean starting with my hair, then my upper body, and finally my lower body.

  Once I was more or less refreshed, I put on the underwear that I just bought, and put on the dress that I had tossed onto the bed.

  I’m about to go to sleep, so it should be fine even if I don’t put the robe on. The blanket is thin and it’s a little cold, so I draped the robe on top though.

  It’s an hour where the sun has only just set, but perhaps because lots of things happened and I was tired, my eyelids felt heavy. There’s nothing to do anyway, so I should just hurry up and sleep already. Thinking this, I crawled into bed.

  Jashin Average – 5

  Chapter 5 – Holy Place

  The light shining into the room brought my consciousness back.

  It seems that today I woke up before my alarm clock woke me up.

  Since I finally woke up feeling nice for once I didn’t want to hear that piercing sound, so still lying down, I reached out my hand to stop it before it rang.

  While groping around for the alarm clock that was always by my pillow, my hand touched something hard.

  I tried to grab it from above and press the button on the alarm clock… when a sharp pain at the base of my thumb sent me jumping right up.

  “Tss-!?”

  When I looked at my pained right hand, I found that at a cut ran vertically down the base of my thumb, and blood was oozing from there.

  In confusion at the sudden event, I looked at where I had stretched my hand towards earlier, and found that in place of my familiar alarm clock was an ominous black knife lying there.

  After looking around the room still confused, I remembered that this wasn’t my room.

  A six tatami room with a simple table set, and, completely at odds with the rest of the room, a jet black canopy bed.

  Right, I was thrown into another world, and made it to this room.

  Mn?

  That’s weird, there’s something that feels off about
this.

  No, I mean, being thrown into another world is off to begin with, or rather it’s beyond a level you can just call ‘feeling off’, but leaving that aside, it feels kind of like last night’s scene was a little different, or rather…

  While I dragged off the jet black robe that was hard to see atop the black blanket, I frantically tried to work this mind of mine that wouldn’t work well having just awoken.

  Wai-, black?

  Right, the thing that’s off about this scene is the bed and blanket.

  Last night when I went to sleep, it was supposed to be just a simple wooden bed, with white sheets and a white blanket.

  And at some point it changed into a pitch black canopy bed… It couldn’t be that I was kidnapped?

  No, but the room seems to be the same as the room that I fell asleep in last night.

  Still unable to process the situation, the knife from before entered my vision.

  Earlier I was wondering why such a knife was in here, but thinking about it carefully, I realised that it might have been the curse.

  I put it away in my item box, but because of the curse of being unable to unequip it, it probably flew out while I was sleeping.

  Meaning that it’s going to be like this every night? Today it ended with just a scratch, but if I don’t do something about this I’ll probably be seriously injured before long.

  While licking my wound, I was at a loss as to what I would do from now on.

  Having remembered about the knife, I realised what had probably happened with the bed as well.

  While I was sleeping, the divine enchantment had probably activated.

  There might have been a voice just like the time with the knife and robe, but unfortunately I was sleeping and apparently missed it.

  In other words────

  “I’ve done it now.”

  Because of the skill, it seems that I accidentally demonically remodelled the bed.

  I, wonder if I’ll have to reimburse them.

  It’s become luxurious, so I wonder if they might forgive me.

  Despite running into trouble first thing in the morning, I put on my robe and shoes.

  Let’s just deal with it later.

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  After having breakfast I left the inn.

  I roughly asked the inn obasan about the placed I wanted to go today, so all that’s left is to walk about and search for them.

  My goals are two places; the Adventurers Guild and the church.

  I want to register at the Adventurers Guild for a Guild Card.

  I don’t have any intention of proactively going on adventures, but it seems like various things will get annoying without ID after all, and I want to maintain a way of earning money too.

  My purpose of going to the church is to dispel the curse.

  I experienced trouble this morning too, but I really would like to hurry up and get rid of the curses on this robe and knife.

  I’m aware that the idea of ‘removing curses = church’ is largely influenced by the games I’ve played, but given that I can’t think of anything else there’s no choice but to try.

  Since the curse really exists, I think there should exist a method to dispel it too after all, and even if the church can’t do it, if I talk to them about my problems they’ll probably teach me how to approach it.

  A helping hand to the lost lambs.

  The church was apparently somewhat closer to the inn, so I’ll head there first.

  Apparently the inn I stayed in is in the western side of town, but the church is in front of the estate of the ruler’s residence in the northern side, and the Adventurers Guild is near the eastern gate.

  Turning left at the central plaza, I walked northwards along the road that intersected the east-west road.

  After walking for a while, I could see a large building before me.

  That’s probably the estate of the lord of this town.

  In that case, does that mean the church is that building whose distinguishing feature are the spires?

  I arbitrarily had the image of ‘church = cross’ but thinking about it carefully, that’s only limited to the Christians of my old world, and the churches of this world have no crosses.

  Upon walking as far as the entrance, I could see beyond the open doors a dignified room that you could call a holy temple.

  Benches were lined up, and there was a podium further in, and a person who appeared to be a priest was currently preaching.

  Enshrined inside was a divine looking statue of a goddess, and people were sitting on the benches and offering prayers towards that statue.

  Mn, there’s no mistake that this is the church.

  But still, with such a pure atmosphere, it seems that I can hold some hopes for getting this curse dispelled.

  With lightened steps, I headed towards the entrance and went through that do-…MIGYAH-!?

  The moment I tried to head through the door I collided face-first into the invisible wall that was there.

  Taking a staggered step backwards because of the impact I took to the face, in front of me was a crack in space.

  What’s, with this?

  Finding it strange, I timidly gave it a poke, when the crack widened from where my finger was, and with a light -pan- sound, something that was surrounding the church ruptured and disappeared.

  “Ah.”

  Could this possibly be that? A barrier or something?

  A barrier charged with holy power in order to ward off foreign enemies… Wai-, no, no, then why did I get repelled?

  And moreover, with just a light poke it so easily broke too.

  “… … … … … … …”

  “… … … … … … …”

  “… … … … … … …”

  “… … … … … … …”

  When I happened to glance that way, I found that everybody in the church was looking at me, frozen up.

  It seems that the sound of the barrier breaking earlier resounded inside too, and they were paying attention to my every action.

  Um~mm, I think that the possibility of the barrier breaking is only at a ‘not completely non-existent’ level, but I realised that from an outsider’s point of view, it looked like I had obviously destroyed the barrier.

  Now that it’s come to this────

  “… … … … … … …Strategic retreat.”

  I desperately made a smile, and tilted my head in confusion before quickly leaving the scene.

  I don’t hear any screaming behind me, I don’t hear any screaming behind me.

  That my hood had been thrown off when I bumped into the barrier was something that I only realised after I made it as far as the central plaza.

  Frantically putting my hood back on, I decided to take a breather at a cafe by the plaza.

  While sipping the black tea I ordered, I thought about what just happened.

  It seems possible that the church had some kind of holy protection cast on it, but why did I have to get repelled by it?

  I’m a human, and not a devil or anything… Wai-, is this because of the 『Child of the Evil God』 titlee!?

  Mn, I can’t think of any other reason after all, and it probably isn’t wrong.

  Do people with this title get treated as non-humans? So troublesome.

  Like I thought, I really do want to give that evil god a punch.

  With things as they are, it would probably be better not to go near the church for now.

  I had my face seen without a hood on after all, and I accidentally met eyes with them so with the effect of the mystic eyes, it won’t turn into anything good.

  It seems that for now I have no choice but to give up on the curse removal as well.

  While drinking my black tea, I let out a deep sigh.

  Jashin Average – 6

  Chapter 6 – Promise

  The door opened with a creak, and I passed through it into the Adventurers Guild. />
  Looking from the entrance there was a bulletin board on my left, and there were a number of papers that seemed to be requests pinned to them.

  On the right side were a number of round tables, and chatting adventurers who seemed to be in parties.

  And in front of me was the counter, with a young receptionist staff member who was speaking with an adventurer.

  At the counter, besides the person speaking to the reception, there were also about two people lined up behind them, and I decided to line up behind them too.

  My turn finally came, so I walked forwards to the counter.

  “Welcome to the Adventurers Guild. How can I help you today?”

  “I’d like to register.”

  “Understood. To register you will have to pay 1 silver coin. Will that be all right?”

  I nodded and drew a silver from my robe pocket, and handed it over to the receptionist.

  “Well then, please place your hand atop this card.”

  After saying that, the receptionist brought out 1 unmarked card and placed it on the couner.

  I did as I was told and placed the palm of my right hand above the card.

  After leaving it there for about a minute, the card shone.

  “Thank you, that will be enough.”

  Being told that I removed my hand from the card and found that the card that should have been plain up until just now was now marked with letters.

  It seems that part of my status has been written here.

  Name: Anri

  Race: Human

  Sex: Female

  Age: 17

  Job: Mage

  Level: 1

  I-, I’m glad it was only a part.

  If my title or skills were written here, it might have caused a huge fuss.

  “I’ll be transcribing what’s written on the car──”

  “Oi, oi, this little girl wants to become an adventurer? It’s the end of the bloody world.”

  Cutting off the receptionist oneesan’s words was a voice from the side.

  When I reflexively looked that way, I found that one of the adventurers talking by the tables earlier was now standing there, and walking our way.

  He’s a large man at around 2 metres, and has a fierce and filthy, thickly bearded face.

  Could this be… a ‘picking a fight with an OP protagonist’ event?

 

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