I stood up as he approached and we shook hands. His grip was tight but a real moist one, and I had to stop myself from wiping my hand down my shirt once I’d pulled it away.
‘Mr Iversson…’
‘Mr Fowler. Take a seat.’
He plonked himself down on the stool opposite me and took another look round. He didn’t seem entirely comfortable. ‘Are you sure it’s all right to talk here?’
‘Someone once told me that this branch of Pizza Hut is the best place to hold a lunchtime meeting if you don’t want to be overheard. It’s because it’s all you can eat.’
He raised a hairy eyebrow. ‘So?’
‘So, apparently it only attracts women with lots of kids, and people who live for their food. The women have to keep chasing after the kids and the rest of them are far too busy concentrating on what’s in front of them to listen to anyone else’s conversation. You’re meant to be able to spot someone who doesn’t fit in a mile off.’
He had another quick look round and pretty much got confirmation of what I’d said. There couldn’t have been more than a dozen people in the place, spread out amongst the formica tables and booths, all of them single and at least five stone too hefty, except for one harassed young mum with bad hair who was there with her three shrieking pre-teen delinquents.
‘I can’t see how they can make any money,’ said Fowler distastefully, wiping his brow. The day was hot and close and he was definitely overdressed.
‘You ever heard of a poor fast-food chain? Course they make money. It’s just tomato ketchup and dough. Maybe a bit of cheese and some cheap meat to decorate. I bet the bloke who owns the franchise drives a Porsche and smokes Cuban cigars.’
‘You reckon?’
I nodded. ‘Definitely. His name’s Marco.’
The waitress, a pasty-faced teenager who looked like she sampled the products a little too regularly herself, sidled over and asked for his order. I’d already eaten before I got there (none of that all-you-can-eat crap for me) and was nursing my second Becks. ‘Just a Coke,’ he told her, without bothering to look up.
She went off and he removed his jacket. A bead of sweat dribbled down the side of his face.
‘So, what can I do for you?’ I asked, getting to the point.
Fowler sighed and gave me a hawkish look. I thought that he probably wouldn’t have been too bad looking if it hadn’t been for the eyes. ‘I need some security. I was recommended to speak to you about it.’
‘So you said on the phone. Who’s been doing my advertising for me, then?’
He paused for a moment while the waitress returned with his drink. He waited until she’d gone before he spoke. ‘Johnny Hexham. You used to go to school with him, didn’t you?’
‘Yeah, that’s right.’ Johnny had been a good friend of mine once. A nice bloke and popular with the ladies, but not the most honest of Johns. He’d probably want something for the recommendation. Whether he got it or not depended on what came next. ‘What sort of security are you after?’
Fowler continued to stare at me intensely, like he thought his gaze somehow made the person being stared at want to trust him. It didn’t. If he’d have told me I had two legs, I’d have looked down to check. ‘I have a meeting that I need to attend in a couple of nights’ time. The people I’m meeting with are not what I’d describe as trustworthy. I’ve got a feeling that if I turn up on my own, then they might consider that a sign of weakness and take advantage. I’d rather have some back-up.’
‘What did Johnny Hexham say about me?’
‘He said that you fronted a reliable outfit and that you knew what you were doing. Those are the two things I’m most interested in.’
‘That’s good. I hope he also said that I like to play things straight. That I’m not interested in getting involved in loads of shit that’s going to get me put inside for years on end. I make a good living, Mr Fowler. It’s not fantastic, sometimes it can even be boring, and a lot of the people we guard make more money in a day than I see in a month, sometimes even a year, but it’s still a good living, and I don’t want to trade it in for a room with bars on the windows. Know what I mean?’
‘I understand all that. And I’m not asking you to do anything that you wouldn’t normally consider doing. This is just one night’s work, one meeting, and all I want is to have people behind me that I can rely on if things turn a bit tasty.’
‘Are they likely to?’
He shook his head. ‘No. It’s in the interests of the people I’m meeting as much as mine to make this thing work.’
‘And this meeting … what exactly is it about?’
‘You ask a lot of questions, Mr Iversson.’
‘That’s why I’m still here. I make it a point to know as much as possible about what I might be getting involved in.’
‘Fair enough. I’ve got something they want, and they’ve got something I want. It’s an exchange.’
‘That doesn’t help me much. I need to know what you’re exchanging.’
‘Why?’
‘Because for all I know you could be carrying twenty kilos of coke and they could be undercover coppers. I once had a mate who was asked to deliver a package to an address in Regent’s Park. He never knew what was in it. Two hundred quid for half an hour’s work, no questions asked. He was hardly going to say no, was he? When he turned up at the house, the bloke answering the door was from Vice Squad and he was nicked. Turns out he was carrying a load of porn mags where the models were no older than those kids over there. So you see why I want to be careful.’
‘If I tell you, I don’t want it going any further. Not even to whoever you bring with you, if you decide to take the job.’
I told him it wouldn’t and he turned and looked over his shoulder, just to make sure no-one was listening. No-one was, and he turned back to me. ‘I told you on the phone I owned a nightclub, right? Well, a couple of months back, I got an approach to buy it from some, er, businessmen. I wasn’t that interested, not for the amount they wanted to pay, so I said no. They upped the offer but I still wasn’t that sure. You know, I’ve owned the place close to ten years and it’s always made me a good living. I’m the same as you, I’m not rich, but I’m doing OK. As it happens, I thought they could still up the offer, so I held out for more, thinking that I wasn’t so worried either way.’
He paused for a moment to take a gulp from his drink.
‘Then things started to happen. The club started getting unsavoury elements coming in, loudmouths looking for trouble. There were fights breaking out, furnishings getting smashed, staff threatened, all that sort of shit. Then some of my doormen stopped turning up for work, saying they’d found jobs elsewhere. It didn’t take me long to find out that these buyers were behind it, and that they were people who it wasn’t worth messing with. A few days ago they came back and asked if I’d like to reconsider their original offer.’ He shrugged his shoulders. ‘Well, what was I meant to do? I liked the place, still do, but there’s no point in clinging on to the past. Especially when the future’s getting ready to kick you right in the bollocks. It just wasn’t worth the aggravation. So I said I’d accept the second offer but not the original.’
I managed a smile. Put in the same position, I’d have done the same thing. You never want to let them know they’re winning. ‘What did they say?’
‘They might have been lowlifes but they were still businessmen. I think they thought they’d won some sort of victory by making me change my mind, and that was good enough for them.’
‘And is it a good price, what they’re offering?’
‘It’s not bad. I could have done worse.’
‘So what’s the problem? Where do I come in?’
‘We both want a straight exchange on neutral ground. Basically, the deeds for the money. They don’t want lawyers involved and they don’t want the taxman seeing any of it. They just want a straight no-hassle swap. And I’m going to get payment in cash, no questions asked. Then I just walk away. Wh
y I need you’s pretty obvious. These people might be businessmen but they’re not, shall we say, averse to using physical means to get what they want. Without the law involved, I’ve got no guarantees that they won’t just make me sign over everything for nothing. With you there, I’ve got a lot more chance they’ll play it fair.’
‘We don’t usually deal with a few hours’ work here and there. The stuff we do’s more long term.’
‘This is an important deal to me. I’ll make it worth your while.’ Fowler took another gulp of his drink while I waited to hear how much ‘worth your while’ meant. ‘As I said, I want three men. One of them’s going to have to be you. Johnny said I should insist on you.’
‘Oh yeah?’
‘Yeah. He said you could keep a cool head.’ I didn’t say anything so he continued. ‘Five grand. In cash. That’s what I’ll pay for you and two of your best people to come along with me.’
‘That’s a lot of money.’
‘It’s a lot less than I’ll be getting out of this deal. I look at it as a worthwhile investment. One other thing…’
‘What?’
‘I need at least one of the people with me, preferably you, to be carrying.’
I tightened the grip on my glass. ‘I don’t want to get involved in anything like that, Mr Fowler.’
Fowler leant forward and I caught a whiff of his breath. It was a nasty combination of sweet and sour, like air freshener in a Gents’ toilet. ‘Look, I know what you’re saying but I’m dealing with dangerous people here and if one of them does something stupid, like pulls a gun, I don’t want it to mean the end of my retirement fund. I know your background so I know it’s not something you can’t handle, and it’s because of that that I’m paying big money.’
‘Like I told you, I’m not into doing things that are likely to get me put away, and playing around with firearms is not conducive to a free and happy life on the outside.’
‘You offer protection, right? You and your employees guard people who feel threatened. Right?’ I nodded, since he was pretty much on the ball there. ‘Well, I feel threatened, and I want you to guard me for a period of time of what? – no more than a couple of hours tops, and for that I’m going to be paying very serious money. Now I know it’s a risky assignment but it would be for what’s on offer. If I wanted security to go to a council meeting to protect me in case I got waylaid by angry voters then it would be worth a lot less, but it isn’t.’ He paused to finish his drink. ‘But you know as well as I do that there’s virtually no chance anyone’s going to pull anything. It’s just not worth it.’
‘There are a lot of nutters about these days.’
Fowler began to look frustrated. ‘I need an answer. Do you want the work or not?’
The thing about life is there’s always pressure to make quick decisions. Most of the time people tend just to follow their instincts and get by as well as they can. When they don’t follow their instincts, they tend to make mistakes. Often big ones. And it’s usually to do with money.
‘Make it six,’ I told him, ‘and I’ll do it.’
And that, of course, was my mistake.
* * *
My job’s a straightforward one. I run an organization that provides security in the form of bodyguards to various minor celebrities, and the occasional dodgy businessman with something to hide, and I’ve done it for the last five years. Funnily enough, it tends to be a pretty uneventful business and none of our people have ever been injured in the line of duty, which I suppose says as much about our clientele as it does about us, and which is just the way I like it. I’ve had my days of excitement and adrenalin. They were fun enough while they lasted but I’m past all that now.
I had reservations about this particular job at the time, but in the end I reckoned that, like most businessmen, Fowler’s buyers weren’t going to do anything to mess up the deal. If they were getting the club at a decent price, which they probably were, then that ought to be enough for them. I know you should never forget how stupid and greedy people can be, but my feeling was that when these blokes saw that their seller had turned up with back-up, they’d be foolish to want a confrontation. I was a bit concerned about the talk of guns but, to be honest with you, I didn’t think they’d resort to that. Again, you had to ask yourself, what would be the point? There’s a lot of gunplay about in London these days but most of the real psychos tend to be the kids, and they don’t go round buying nightclubs.
After Fowler had gone, I tried Johnny Hexham’s number, wanting to know if there was any information he could give me about the nightclub owner and the situation at his place, but he wasn’t answering, so I put in a call to my partner, Joe Riggs, on the office number.
‘Tiger Solutions.’
I cringed like I always did when I heard that name. Tiger Solutions. I should never have let him talk me into that one. Joe reckoned it made the punters think they were dealing with a tough outfit; I thought it made us sound like a fucking wildlife charity.
‘Joe, it’s Max.’
‘Max. How’d it go with Fowler?’
I told him what the deal was, and the amount of money on offer. Joe whistled through his teeth. ‘That’s a lot of cash. It’s getting close to half of what we pulled in in the whole of last month. And in readies, too. What’s the catch?’
‘The buyers are the type who could turn nasty. And this Fowler, there’s definitely something dodgy about him.’
Joe laughed. ‘He’s a nightclub owner, what do you expect? They’re all dodgy, but no worse than some of the people we have to protect. Anyway, let’s not turn down anything this lucrative.’
Like I said, money was always the key. You never want to say no to it. I didn’t mention anything about Fowler demanding that I carry a gun on the night. There was no point. It would just complicate matters. As it happened, I wasn’t even sure I was going to bother bringing one along anyway, particularly as I had no intention of using it in defence of Fowler’s pension fund. If they pulled shooters, my hands were going up faster than a porn star’s knob, it was as simple as that.
I told Joe there was no fear of me pulling out, not for six grand. ‘I’d just like to know a little bit more about him, and the place he owns, that’s all. I wouldn’t mind finding out why these people want it so much.’
‘You can make a lot of money in that line of business, you know that. The youth like to have a good time.’
‘Yeah, maybe. So, are you going to come with me on this one, then?’
‘When is it?’
‘Thursday night.’
‘This Thursday?’
‘Yeah.’
‘Ah shit, I can’t, Max. I’m looking after Terri.’
Terri Dennett was a singer, and not a particularly good one at that, with a drugs problem and an ego that was a lot bigger than her talent. Whenever she attended record company events or awards ceremonies she had to be accompanied by a minder who had the dual task of making sure the paparazzi never got too close to her – not that they usually tried too hard – and preventing her from sneaking off and taking too many drugs, and consequently making a fool of herself. Tiger Solutions had the contract for looking after her and she insisted on Joe being the one who escorted her on her various outings. He had the right level of seniority, and the patience to be able to put up with her. I didn’t. I’d taken her once and it had all ended in tears. She’d managed to blag some coke while in the Ladies, vacuumed it up her nose in one go, and got into a slanging match with some talentless sixteen-year-old from one of those real shite boybands that make Westlife look like Pink Floyd. He’d told her she couldn’t sing for shit – which was true, she couldn’t – but coming from him it was an insult of the most heinous kind. I’d pulled her away before she could rip him to shreds and the bitch had turned on me, opening fire with a severe knee to the bollocks, and then adding insult to injury by tipping a glass of expensive white wine on my head while I was doubled over in agony. I don’t think she’ll ever know how close she cam
e to death that night. It took an immense amount of willpower to stop myself from putting my hands around her throat and squeezing with all my strength until she was dead, but somehow I managed it, opting instead to pick her up, sling her over my shoulders, and walk right out of there, much to the joy of the paparazzi, who for once showed a real interest in filming her being removed kicking and screaming. When we got outside I’d dumped her on the pavement and walked off.
Needless to say, she hadn’t asked for me again.
‘You know, Joe, you’ve got an excuse for everything. What’s she got to go to this time?’
‘Some fucking hoohah where they all tell each other what talented artists they are, even though they don’t mean a word of it. A barrel of laughs it won’t be. You know, if there was any other way I’d do it.’
‘Sure you would. Anyway, who do you think I should take? I want a couple of decent people for this sort of thing.’
Tiger, like most security companies, didn’t have any operatives on the payroll. Most of those we hired out tended to be freelancers, although we were very careful about who we used and tended to stick, wherever possible, to people we’d worked with before. We ran through a few names together and eventually decided on a shortlist of three: two we particularly wanted, and one reserve. All of them had worked with Tiger on and off for at least three years, and all were of a calibre that they could be relied upon should things suddenly decide to go tits up.
‘When’s he going to get us the money?’ asked Joe. ‘For this sort of thing, we’re going to need it in advance. I don’t want him running out on us.’
‘It’s sorted. I’m picking it up with him. I’ll count it on the spot, then drop it round at the office and put it in the safe before we head out to the meet.’
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