This imperative hint disturbed George a good deal. He was in the very first enthusiasm and delight of his second courtship of Amelia, which was inexpressibly sweet to him. The contrast of her manners and appearance with those of the heiress, made the idea of a union with the latter appear doubly ludicrous and odious. Carriages and opera-boxes, thought he; fancy being seen in them by the side of such a mahogany charmer as that! Add to all, that the Junior Osborne was quite as obstinate as the Senior: when he wanted a thing, quite as firm in his resolution to get it; and quite as violent when angered, as his father in his most stern moments.
On the first day when his father formally gave him the hint that he was to place his affections at Miss Swartz‘s feet, George temporized with the old gentleman. ‘You should have thought of the matter sooner, sir,‘ he said. ‘It can‘t be done now, when we‘re expecting every day to go on foreign service. Wait till my return, if I do return;‘ and then he represented, that the time when the regiment was daily expecting to quit England, was exceedingly ill-chosen: that the few days or weeks during which they were still to remain at home, must be devoted to business and not to love-making: time enough for that when he came home with his majority; ‘for, I promise you,‘ said he, with a satisfied air, ‘that one way or other you shall read the name of George Osborne in the Gazette.‘
The father‘s reply to this was founded upon the information which he had got in the City: that the West End chaps would infallibly catch hold of the heiress if any delay took place: that if he didn‘t marry Miss S., he might at least have an engagement in writing, to come into effect when he returned to England; and that a man who could get ten thousand a year by staying at home, was a fool to risk his life abroad.
‘So that you would have me shown up as a coward, sir, and our name dishonoured for the sake of Miss Swartz‘s money,‘ George interposed.
This remark staggered the old gentleman; but as he had to reply to it, and as his mind was nevertheless made up, he said, ‘You will dine here to morrow, sir, and every day Miss Swartz comes, you will be here to pay your respects to her. If you want for money, call upon Mr. Chopper.‘ Thus a new obstacle was in George‘s way, to interfere with his plans regarding Amelia; and about which he and Dobbin had more than one confidential consultation. His friend‘s opinion respecting the line of conduct which he ought to pursue, we know already. And as for Osborne, when he was once bent on a thing, a fresh obstacle or two only rendered him the more resolute.
The dark object of the conspiracy into which the chiefs of the Osborne family had entered, was quite ignorant of all their plans regarding her (which, strange to say, her friend and chaperon did not divulge), and, taking all the young ladies‘ flattery for genuine sentiment, and being, as we have before had occasion to show, of a very warm and impetuous nature, responded to their affection with quite a tropical ardour. And if the truth may be told, I dare say that she too had some selfish attraction in the Russell Square house; and, in a word, thought George Osborne a very nice young man. His whiskers had made an impression upon her, on the very first night she beheld them at the ball at Messrs. Hulkers; and, as we know, she was not the first woman who had been charmed by them. George had an air at once swaggering and melancholy, languid and fierce. He looked like a man who had passions, secrets, and private harrowing griefs and adventures. His voice was rich and deep. He would say it was a warm evening, or ask his partner to take an ice, with a tone as sad and confidential as if he were breaking her mother‘s death to her, or preluding a declaration of love. He trampled over all the young bucks of his father‘s circle, and was the hero among those third-rate men. Some few sneered at him and hated him. Some, like Dobbin, fanatically admired him. And his whiskers had begun to do their work, and to curl themselves round the affections of Miss Swartz.
Whenever there was a chance of meeting him in Russell Square, that simple and good-natured young woman was quite in a flurry to see her dear Miss Osbornes. She went to great expenses in new gowns, and bracelets, and bonnets, and in prodigious feathers. She adorned her person with her utmost skill to please the Conqueror, and exhibited all her simple accomplishments to win his favour. The girls would ask her, with the greatest gravity, for a little music, and she would sing her three songs and play her two little pieces as often as ever they asked, and with an always increasing pleasure to herself. During these delectable entertainments, Miss Wirt and the chaperon sat by, and conned over the Peerage, and talked about the nobility.
The day after George had his hint from his father, and a short time before the hour of dinner, he was lolling upon a sofa in the drawing-room in a very becoming and perfectly natural attitude of melancholy. He had been, at his father‘s request, to Mr. Chopper in the City (the old gentleman, though he gave great sums to his son, would never specify any fixed allowance for him, and rewarded him only as he was in the humour). He had then been to pass three hours with Amelia, his dear little Amelia, at Fulham; and he came home to find his sisters spread in starched muslin in the drawing-room, the dowagers cackling in the background, and honest Swartz in her favourite amber-coloured satin, with turquoise-bracelets, countless rings, flowers, feathers, and all sorts of tags and gimcracks, about as elegantly decorated as a she chimney-sweep on May-Day.
MISS SWARTZ REHEARSING FOR THE DRAWING-ROOM
The girls, after vain attempts to engage him in conversation, talked about fashions and the last Drawing-room until he was perfectly sick of their chatter. He contrasted their behaviour with little Emmy‘s-their shrill voices with her tender ringing tones; their attitudes and their elbows and their starch, with her humble soft movements and modest graces. Poor Swartz was seated in a place where Emmy had been accustomed to sit. Her bejewelled hands lay sprawling in her amber satin lap. Her tags and ear-rings twinkled, and her big eyes rolled about. She was doing nothing with perfect contentment, and thinking herself charming. Anything so becoming as the satin the sisters had never seen.
‘Dammy,‘ George said to a confidential friend, ‘she looked like a China doll, which has nothing to do all day but to grin and wag its head. By Jove, Will, it was all I could do to prevent myself from throwing the sofa-cushion at her.‘ He restrained that exhibition of sentiment, however.
The sisters began to play the Battle of Prague. ‘Stop that d—thing,‘ George howled out in a fury from the sofa. ‘It makes me mad. You play us something, Miss Swartz, do. Sing something, anything but the Battle of Prague.‘
‘Shall I sing Blue Eyed Mary, or the air from the Cabinet?‘ Miss Swartz asked.
‘That sweet thing from the Cabinet,‘ the sisters said.
‘We‘ve had that,‘ replied the misanthrope on the sofa.
‘I can sing Fluvy du Tajy,‘ Swartz said, in a meek voice, ‘if I had the words.‘ It was the last of the worthy young woman‘s collection.
‘Oh, Fleuve du Tage,‘ Miss Maria cried; ‘we have the song,‘ and went to fetch the book in which it was.
Now it happened that this song, then in the height of the fashion, had been given to the young ladies by a young friend of theirs, whose name was on the title, and Miss Swartz, having concluded the ditty with George‘s applause (for he remembered that it was a favourite of Amelia‘s), was hoping for an encore perhaps, and fiddling with the leaves of the music, when her eye fell upon the title, and she saw ‘Amelia Sedley‘ written in the corner.
‘Lor!‘ cried Miss Swartz, spinning swiftly round on the music-stool, ‘is it my Amelia? Amelia that was at Miss P.‘s at Hammersmith? I know it is. It‘s her, and—Tell me about her—where is she?‘
‘Don‘t mention her,‘ Miss Maria Osborne said hastily. ‘Her family has disgraced itself. Her father cheated papa, and as for her, she is never to be mentioned here.‘ This was Miss Maria‘s return for George‘s rudeness about the Battle of Prague.
‘Are you a friend of Amelia‘s?‘ George said, bouncing up. ‘God bless you for it, Miss Swartz. Don‘t believe what the girls say. She‘s not to blame at any rate. She‘s the best—‘
‘You know you‘re not to speak about her, George,‘ cried Jane. ‘Papa forbids it.‘
‘Who‘s to prevent me?‘ George cried out. ‘I will speak of her. I say she‘s the best, the kindest, the gentlest, sweetest girl in England; and that, bankrupt or no, my sisters are not fit to hold candles to her. If you like her, go and see her, Miss Swartz; she wants friends now; and I say, God bless everybody who befriends her. Anybody who speaks kindly of her is my friend; anybody who speaks against her is my enemy. Thank you, Miss Swartz;‘ and he went up and wrung her hand.
‘George! George!‘ one of the sisters cried imploringly.
‘I say,‘ George said fiercely, ‘I thank everybody who loves Amelia Sed—.‘ He stopped. Old Osborne was in the room with a face livid with rage, and eyes like hot coals.
Though George had stopped in his sentence, yet, his blood being up, he was not to be cowed by all the generations of Osborne; rallying instantly, he replied to the bullying look of his father, with another so indicative of resolution and defiance, that the elder man quailed in his turn, and looked away. He felt that the tussle was coming. ‘Mrs. Haggistoun, let me take you down to dinner,‘ he said. ‘Give your arm to Miss Swartz, George,‘ and they marched.
‘Miss Swartz, I love Amelia, and we‘ve been engaged almost all our lives,‘ Osborne said to his partner; and during all the dinner, George rattled on with a volubility which surprised himself, and made his father doubly nervous for the fight which was to take place as soon as the ladies were gone.
The difference between the pair was, that while the father was violent and a bully, the son had thrice the nerve and courage of the parent, and could not merely make an attack, but resist it; and finding that the moment was now come when the contest between him and his father was to be decided, he took his dinner with perfect coolness and appetite before the engagement began. Old Osborne, on the contrary, was nervous, and drank much. He floundered in his conversation with the ladies, his neighbours: George‘s coolness only rendering him more angry It made him half mad to see the calm way in which George, flapping his napkin, and with a swaggering bow, opened the door for the ladies to leave the room; and filling himself a glass of wine, smacked it, and looked his father full in the face, as if to say, ‘Gentlemen of the Guard, fire first.‘ The old man also took a supply of ammunition, but his decanter clinked against the glass as he tried to fill it.
After giving a great heave, and with a purple choking face, he then began. ‘How dare you, sir, mention that person‘s name before Miss Swartz to-day, in my drawing-room? I ask you, sir, how dare you do it?‘
‘Stop, sir,‘ says George, ‘don‘t say dare, sir. Dare isn‘t a word to be used to a captain in the British Army.‘
‘I shall say what I like to my son, sir. I can cut him off with a shilling if I like. I can make him a beggar if I like. I will say what I like,‘ the elder said.
‘I‘m a gentleman though I am your son, sir,‘ George answered haughtily. ‘Any communications which you have to make to me, or any orders which you may please to give, I beg may be couched in that kind of language which I am accustomed to hear.‘
Whenever the lad assumed his haughty manner, it always created either great awe or great irritation in the parent. Old Osborne stood in secret terror of his son as a better gentleman than himself; and perhaps my readers may have remarked in their experience of this Vanity Fair of ours, that there is no character which a low-minded man so much mistrusts, as that of a gentleman.
‘My father didn‘t give me the education you have had, nor the advantages you have had, nor the money you have had. If I had kept the company some folks have had through my means, perhaps my son wouldn‘t have any reason to brag, sir, of his superiority and West End airs‘ (these words were uttered in the elder Osborne‘s most sarcastic tones). ‘But it wasn‘t considered the part of a gentleman, in my time, for a man to insult his father. If I‘d done any such thing, mine would have kicked me downstairs, sir.‘
‘I never insulted you, sir. I said I begged you to remember your son was a gentleman as well as yourself. I know very well that you give me plenty of money,‘ said George (fingering a bundle of notes which he had got in the morning from Mr. Chopper). ‘You tell it me often enough, sir. There‘s no fear of my forgetting it.‘
‘I wish you‘d remember other things as well, sir,‘ the sire answered. ‘I wish you‘d remember that in this house—so long as you choose to honour it with your company, captain—I‘m the master, and that name, and that that—that you—that I say—‘
‘That what, sir?‘ George asked, with scarcely a sneer, filling another glass of claret.
‘—!‘ burst out his father with a screaming oath—‘that the name of those Sedleys never be mentioned here, sir—not one of the whole damned lot of ‘em, sir.‘
‘It wasn‘t I, sir, that introduced Miss Sedley‘s name. It was my sisters who spoke ill of her to Miss Swartz; and by Jove I‘ll defend her wherever I go. Nobody shall speak lightly of that name in my presence. Our family has done her quite enough injury already, I think, and may leave off reviling her now she‘s down. I‘ll shoot any man but you who says a word against her.‘
‘Go on, sir, go on,‘ the old gentleman said, his eyes starting out of his head.
‘Go on about what, sir? about the way in which we‘ve treated that angel of a girl? Who told me to love her? It was your doing. I might have chosen elsewhere, and looked higher, perhaps, than your society: but I obeyed you. And now that her heart‘s mine you give me orders to fling it away, and punish her, kill her perhaps—for the faults of other people. It‘s a shame, by Heavens,‘ said George, working himself up into passion and enthusiasm as he proceeded, ‘to play at fast and loose with a young girl‘s affections—and with such an angel as that—one so superior to the people amongst whom she lived that she might have excited envy, only she was so good and gentle that it‘s a wonder anybody dared to hate her. If I desert her, sir, do you suppose she forgets me?‘
‘I ain‘t going to have any of this dam sentimental nonsense and humbug here, sir,‘ the father cried out. ‘There shall be no beggar-marriages in my family. If you choose to fling away eight thousand a year, which you may have for the asking, you may do it: but by Jove you take your pack and walk out of this house, sir. Will you do as I tell you, once for all, sir, or will you not?‘
‘Marry that mulatto woman?‘ George said, pulling up his shirt-collars. ‘I don‘t like the colour, sir. Ask the black that sweeps opposite Fleet Market, sir. I‘m not going to marry a Hottentot Venus.‘16
Mr. Osborne pulled frantically at the cord by which he was accustomed to summon the butler when he wanted wine-and, almost black in the face, ordered that functionary to call a coach for Captain Osborne.
‘I‘ve done it,‘ said George, coming into the Slaughter‘s an hour afterwards, looking very pale.
‘What, my boy?‘ says Dobbin.
George told what had passed between his father and himself.
‘I‘ll marry her to-morrow,‘ he said with an oath. ‘I love her more every day, Dobbin.‘
CHAPTER XXII
A Marriage and Part of a Honeymoon
E nemies the most obstinate and courageous can‘t hold out against starvation; so the elder Osborne felt himself pretty easy about his adversary in the encounter we have just described; and as soon as George‘s supplies fell short, confidently expected his unconditional submission. It was unlucky, to be sure, that the lad should have secured a stock of provisions on the very day when the first encounter took place; but this relief was only temporary, old Osborne thought, and would but delay George‘s surrender. No communication passed between father and son for some days. The former was sulky at this silence, but not disquieted; for, as he said, he knew where he could put the screw upon George, and only waited the result of that operation. He told the sisters the upshot of the dispute between them, but ordered them to take no notice of the matter, and welcome George on his return as if nothing had happened. H
is cover was laid as usual every day, and perhaps the old gentleman rather anxiously expected him; but he never came. Some one inquired at the Slaughter‘s regarding him, where it was said that he and his friend Captain Dobbin had left town.
One gusty, raw day at the end of April,—the rain whipping the pavement of that ancient street where the old Slaughter‘s Coffee-house was once situated—George Osborne came into the coffee-room, looking very haggard and pale; although dressed rather smartly in a blue coat and brass buttons, and a neat buff waistcoat of the fashion of those days. Here was his friend Captain Dobbin, in blue and brass too, having abandoned the military frock and French-grey trousers, which were the usual coverings of his lanky person.
Dobbin had been in the coffee-room for an hour or more. He had tried all the papers, but could not read them. He had looked at the clock many scores of times; and at the street, where the rain, was pattering down, and the people as they clinked by in pattens, left long reflections on the shining stones: he tattooed at the table: he bit his nails most completely, and nearly to the quick (he was accustomed to ornament his great big hands in this way): he balanced the teaspoon dexterously on the milk jug: upset it, &c. &c.; and in fact showed those signs of disquietude, and practised those desperate attempts at amusement, which men are accustomed to employ when very anxious, and expectant, and perturbed in mind.
Some of his comrades, gentlemen who used the room, joked him about the splendour of his costume and his agitation of manner. One asked him if he was going to be married? Dobbin laughed, and said he would send his acquaintance (Major Wagstaff, of the Engineers) a piece of cake when that event took place. At length Captain Osborne made his appearance, very smartly dressed, but very pale and agitated, as we have said. He wiped his pale face with a large yellow bandanna pocket-handkerchief that was prodigiously scented. He shook hands with Dobbin, looked at the clock, and told John, the waiter, to bring him some curaçoa. Of this cordial he swallowed off a couple of glasses with nervous eagerness. His friend asked with some interest about his health.
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