This news made Dobbin grave, and he thought of our friends at Brighton, and then he was ashamed of himself that Amelia was always the first thing in his thoughts (always before anybody—before father and mother, sisters and duty—always at waking and sleeping indeed, and all day long); and returning to his hotel, he sent off a brief note to Mr. Osborne acquainting him with the information which he had received, and which might tend further, he hoped, to bring about a reconciliation with George.
This note, dispatched by the same messenger who had carried the invitation to Chopper on the previous day, alarmed the worthy clerk not a little. It was enclosed to him, and as he opened the letter he trembled lest the dinner should be put off on which he was calculating. His mind was inexpressibly relieved when he found that the envelope was only a reminder for himself. (‘I shall expect you at half-past five,‘ Captain Dobbin wrote.) He was very much interested about his employer‘s family; but, que voulez vous?gx a grand dinner was of more concern to him than the affairs of any other mortal.
Dobbin was quite justified in repeating the general‘s information to any officers of the regiment whom he should see in the course of his pere grinations; accordingly he imparted it to Ensign Stubble, whom he met at the agent‘s, and who—such was his military ardour—went off instantly to purchase a new sword at the accoutrement-makers. Here this young fellow, who, though only seventeen years of age, and about sixty-five inches high, with a constitution naturally rickety and much impaired by premature brandy-and-water, had an undoubted courage and a lion‘s heart, poised, tried, bent, and balanced a weapon such as he thought would do execution amongst Frenchmen. Shouting ‘Ha, ha!‘ and stamping his little feet with tremendous energy, he delivered the point twice or thrice at Captain Dobbin, who parried the thrust laughingly with his bamboo walking-stick.
Mr. Stubble, as may be supposed from his size and slenderness, was of the Light Bobs. Ensign Spooney, on the contrary, was a tall youth and belonged to (Captain Dobbin‘s) the Grenadier Company, and he tried on a new bearskin cap, under which he looked savage beyond his years. Then these two lads went off to the Slaughter‘s, and having ordered a famous dinner, sat down and wrote off letters to the kind anxious parents at home—letters full of love and heartiness, and pluck and bad spelling. ‘Ah! there were many anxious hearts beating through England at that time; and mothers‘ prayers and tears flowing in many homesteads.
Seeing young Stubble engaged in composition at one of the coffee-room tables at the Slaughter‘s, and the tears trickling down his nose on to the paper (for the youngster was thinking of his mamma, and that he might never see her again), Dobbin, who was going to write off a letter to George Osborne, relented, and locked up his desk. ‘Why should I?‘ said he. ‘Let her have this night happy. I‘ll go and see my parents early in the morning, and go down to Brighton myself to-morrow.‘
So he went up and laid his big hand on young Stubble‘s shoulder, and backed up that young champion, and told him if he would leave off brandy-and-water he would be a good soldier, as he always was a gentlemanly good-hearted fellow. Young Stubble‘s eyes brightened up at this, for Dobbin was greatly respected in the regiment, as the best officer and the cleverest man in it.
ENSIGN STUBBLE PRACTISING THE ART OF WAR
‘Thank you, Dobbin,‘ he said, rubbing his eyes with his knuckles, ‘I was just—just telling her I would. And, oh, sir, she‘s so dam kind to me.‘ The water-pumps were at work again, and I am not sure that the soft-hearted captain‘s eyes did not also twinkle.
The two ensigns, the captain, and Mr. Chopper, dined together in the same box. Chopper brought the letter from Mr. Osborne, in which the latter briefly presented his compliments to Captain Dobbin, and requested him to forward the enclosed to Captain George Osborne. Chopper knew nothing further; he described Mr. Osborne‘s appearance, it is true, and his interview with his lawyer, wondered how the governor had sworn at nobody, and—especially as the wine circled round—abounded in speculations and conjectures. But these grew more vague with every glass, and at length became perfectly unintelligible. At a late hour Captain Dobbin put his guest into a hackney-coach, in a hiccupping state, and swearing that he would be the kick—the kick—captain‘s friend for ever and ever.
When Captain Dobbin took leave of Miss Osborne we have said that he asked leave to come and pay her another visit, and the spinster expected him for some hours the next day, when, perhaps, had he come, and had he asked her that question which she was prepared to answer, she would have declared herself as her brother‘s friend, and a reconciliation might have been effected between George and his angry father. But though she waited at home the captain never came. He had his own affairs to pursue; his own parents to visit and console; and at an early hour of the day to take his place on the ‘Lightning‘ coach, and go down to his friends at Brighton. In the course of the day Miss Osborne heard her father give orders that that meddling scoundrel, Captain Dobbin, should never be admitted within his doors again, and any hopes in which she may have indulged privately were thus abruptly brought to an end. Mr. Frederick Bullock came, and was particularly affectionate to Maria, and attentive to the broken-spirited old gentleman. For though he said his mind would be easy, the means which he had taken to secure quiet did not seem to have succeeded as yet, and the events of the past two days had visibly shattered him.
CHAPTER XXV
In Which All the Principal Personages Think Fit to Leave Brighton
Conducted to the ladies, at the Ship Inn, Dobbin assumed a jovial and rattling manner, which proved that this young officer was becoming a more consummate hypocrite every day of his life. He was trying to hide his own private feelings, first upon seeing Mrs. George Osborne in her new condition, and secondly to mask the apprehensions he entertained as to the effect which the dismal news brought down by him would certainly have upon her.
‘It is my opinion, George,‘ he said, ‘that the French Emperor will be upon us, horse and foot, before three weeks are over, and will give the duke such a dance as shall make the Peninsula appear mere child‘s play. But you need not say that to Mrs. Osborne, you know. There mayn‘t be any fighting on our side after all, and our business in Belgium may turn out to be a mere military occupation. Many persons think so; and Brussels is full of fine people and ladies of fashion.‘ So it was agreed to represent the duty of the British army in Belgium in this harmless light to Amelia.
This plot being arranged, the hypocritical Dobbin saluted Mrs. George Osborne quite gaily, tried to pay her one or two compliments relative to her new position as a bride (which compliments, it must be confessed, were exceedingly clumsy and hung fire wofully), and then fell to talking about Brighton, and the sea-air, and the gaieties of the place, and the beauties of the road and the merits of the ‘Lightning‘ coach and horses,—all in a manner quite incomprehensible to Amelia, and very amusing to Rebecca, who was watching the captain, as indeed she watched every one near whom she came.
Little Amelia, it must be owned, had rather a mean opinion of her husband‘s friend, Captain Dobbin. He lisped—he was very plain and homely-looking: and exceedingly awkward and ungainly. She liked him for his attachment to her husband (to be sure there was very little merit in that), and she thought George was most generous and kind in extending his friendship to his brother officer. George had mimicked Dobbin‘s lisp and queer manners many times to her, though to do him justice, he always spoke most highly of his friend‘s good qualities. In her little day of triumph, and not knowing him intimately as yet, she made light of honest William—and he knew her opinions of him quite well, and acquiesced in them very humbly. A time came when she knew him better, and changed her notions regarding him: but that was distant as yet.
As for Rebecca, Captain Dobbin had not been two hours in the ladies‘ company before she understood his secret perfectly. She did not like him, and feared him privately; nor was he very much prepossessed in her favour. He was so honest, that her arts and cajoleries did not affect him, and he shrank fr
om her with instinctive repulsion. And, as she was by no means so far superior to her sex as to be above jealousy, she disliked him the more for his adoration of Amelia. Nevertheless, she was very respectful and cordial in her manner towards him. A friend to the Osbornes! a friend to her dearest benefactors! She vowed she should always love him sincerely: she remembered him quite well on the Vauxhall night, as she told Amelia archly, and she made a little fun of him when the two ladies went to dress for dinner. Rawdon Crawley paid scarcely any attention to Dobbin, looking upon him as a good-natured nincompoop, and under-bred City man. Jos patronized him with much dignity.
When George and Dobbin were alone in the latter‘s room, to which George had followed him, Dobbin took from his desk the letter which he had been charged by Mr. Osborne to deliver to his son. ‘It‘s not in my father‘s handwriting,‘ said George, looking rather alarmed; nor was it: the letter was from Mr. Osborne‘s lawyer, and to the following effect:—
BEDFORD Row, May 7,1815.
SIR,—
I am commissioned by Mr. Osborne to inform you, that he abides by the determination which he before expressed to you, and that in consequence of the marriage which you have been pleased to contract, he ceases to consider you henceforth as a member of his family. This determination is final and irrevocable.
Although the moneys expended upon you in your minority, and the bills which you have drawn upon him so unsparingly of late years, far exceed in amount the sum to which you are entitled in your own right (being the third part of the fortune of your mother, the late Mrs. Osborne, and which reverted to you at her decease, and to Miss Jane Osborne and Miss Maria Frances Osborne); yet I am instructed by Mr. Osborne to say, that he waives all claim upon your estate, and that the sum of 2,0001.),4 per cent annuities, at the value of the day (being your one-third share of the sum of 6,0001.), shall be paid over to yourself or your agents upon your receipt for the same, by
Your obedient Servt., S. HIGGS.
PS.—Mr. Osborne desires me to say, once for all, that he declines to receive any messages, letters, or communications from you on this or any other subject.
‘A pretty way you have managed the affair,‘ said George, looking savagely at William Dobbin. ‘Look there, Dobbin,‘ and he flung over to the latter his parent‘s letter. ‘A beggar, by Jove, and all in consequence of my d—d sentimentality. Why couldn‘t we have waited? A ball might have done for me in the course of the war, and may still, and how will Emmy be bettered by being left a beggar‘s widow? It was all your doing. You were never easy until you had got me married and ruined. What the deuce am I to do with two thousand pounds? Such a sum won‘t last two years. I‘ve lost a hundred and forty to Crawley at cards and billiards since I‘ve been down here. A pretty manager of a man‘s matters you are, forsooth.‘
‘There‘s no denying that the position is a hard one,‘ Dobbin replied, after reading over the letter with a blank countenance; ‘and, as you say, it is partly of my making. There are some men that wouldn‘t mind changing with you,‘ he added, with a bitter smile. ‘How many captains in the regiment have two thousand pounds to the fore, think you? You must live on your pay till your father relents, and if you die, you leave your wife a hundred a year.‘
‘Do you suppose a man of my habits can live on his pay and a hundred a year?‘ George cried out in great anger. ‘You must be a fool to talk so, Dobbin. How the deuce am I to keep up my position in the world upon such a pitiful pittance? I can‘t change my habits. I must have my comforts. I wasn‘t brought up on porridge like MacWhirter, or on potatoes, like old O‘Dowd. Do you expect my wife to take in soldiers‘ washing, or ride after the regiment in a baggage-wagon?‘
‘Well, well,‘ said Dobbin, still good-naturedly, ‘we‘ll get her a better conveyance. But try and remember that you are only a dethroned prince now, George, my boy; and be quiet whilst the tempest lasts. It won‘t be for long. Let your name be mentioned in the Gazette, and I‘ll engage the old father relents towards you.‘
‘Mentioned in the Gazette!‘ George answered. ‘And in what part of it? Among the killed and wounded returns, and at the top of the list, very likely.‘
‘Psha! It will be time enough to cry out when we are hurt,‘ Dobbin said. ‘And if anything happens, you know, George, I have got a little, and I am not a marrying man, and I shall not forget my godson in my will,‘ he added, with a smile. Whereupon the dispute ended,—as many scores of such conversations between Osborne and his friend had concluded previously—by the former declaring there was no possibility of being angry with Dobbin long, and forgiving him very generously after abusing him without cause.
‘I say, Becky,‘ cried Rawdon Crawley out of his dressing-room, to his lady, who was attiring herself for dinner in her own chamber.
‘What?‘ said Becky‘s shrill voice. She was looking over her shoulder in the glass. She had put on the neatest and freshest white frock imaginable, and with bare shoulders and a little necklace, and a light-blue sash, she looked the image of youthful innocence and girlish happiness.
‘I say, what‘ll Mrs. O. do, when O. goes out with the regiment?‘ Crawley said, coming into the room, performing a duet on his head with two huge hair-brushes, and looking out from under his hair with admiration on his pretty little wife.
‘I suppose she‘ll cry her eyes out,‘ Becky answered. ‘She has been whimpering half a dozen of times at the very notion of it, already to me.‘
‘You don‘t care, I suppose,‘ Rawdon said, half angry at his wife‘s want of feeling.
‘You wretch! don‘t you know that I intend to go with you,‘ Becky replied. ‘Besides, you‘re different. You go as General Tufto‘s aide de camp. We don‘t belong to the line,‘ Mrs. Crawley said, throwing up her head with an air that so enchanted her husband that he stooped down and kissed it.
‘Rawdon, dear—don‘t you think—you‘d better get that—money from Cupid, before he goes?‘ Becky continued, fixing on a killing bow. She called George Osborne, Cupid. She had flattered him about his good looks a score of times already. She watched over him kindly at écartégy of a night when he would drop into Rawdon‘s quarters for a half-hour before bedtime.
She had often called him a horrid dissipated wretch, and threatened to tell Emmy of his wicked ways and naughty extravagant habits. She brought his cigar and lighted it for him; she knew the effect of that manoeuvre, having practised it in former days upon Rawdon Crawley. He thought her gay, brisk, arch, distinguée, delightful. In their little drives and dinners, Becky, of course, quite outshone poor Emmy, who remained very mute and timid while Mrs. Crawley and her husband rattled away together, and Captain Crawley (and Jos after he joined the young married people) gobbled in silence.
Emmy‘s mind somehow misgave her about her friend. Rebecca‘s wit, spirits, and accomplishments troubled her with a rueful disquiet. They were only a week married, and here was George already suffering ennui, and eager for others‘ society! She trembled for the future. How shall I be a companion for him, she thought,—so clever and so brilliant, and I such a humble foolish creature? How noble it was of him to marry me—to give up everything and stoop down to me! I ought to have refused him, only I had not the heart. I ought to have stopped at home and taken care of poor papa. And her neglect of her parents (and indeed there was some foundation for this charge which the poor child‘s uneasy conscience brought against her) was now remembered for the first time, and caused her to blush with humiliation. Oh! thought she, I have been very wicked and selfish—selfish in forgetting them in their sorrows—selfish in forcing George to marry me. I know I‘m not worthy of him—I know he would have been happy without me—and yet—I tried, I tried to give him up.
It is hard when, before seven days of marriage are over, such thoughts and confessions as these force themselves on a little bride‘s mind. But so it was, and the night before Dobbin came to join these young people—on a fine brilliant moonlight night of May—so warm and balmy that the windows were flung open to the balcony, from whi
ch George and Mrs. Crawley were gazing upon the calm ocean spread shining before them, while Rawdon and Jos were engaged at backgammon within—Amelia couched in a great chair quite neglected, and watching both these parties, felt a despair and remorse such as were bitter companions for that tender lonely soul. Scarce a week was past, and it was come to this! The future, had she regarded it, offered a dismal prospect; but Emmy was too shy, so to speak, to look to that, and embark alone on that wide sea, and unfit to navigate it without a guide and protector. I know Miss Smith has a mean opinion of her. But how many, my dear madam, are endowed with your prodigious strength of mind?
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