"Did I ask you to speak?" the sergeant said quietly.
"No, but I was wondering."
"WHEN I TELL YOU TO WONDER YOU WILL WONDER, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? DOWN, DOWN ON YOUR FACE. HANDS EXTENDED, LEGS EXTENDED AND LOCKED. FACE TO THE GROUND." He tapped the recruit into a push-up position and then nodded. "Now, on my count, you will do push-ups, is that clear?"
"Uh."
"IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE ORDER YOU WILL SOUND OFF WITH A LOUD AND CLEAR 'CLEAR, SERGEANT!' YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AND THE OTHER SERGEANTS AS SERGEANT OR BY OUR RANK. IF YOU WISH TO ASK A QUESTION YOU WILL SAY 'PERMISSION TO SPEAK, SERGEANT.' IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Clear, sergeant!" the recruit said.
"ALL OF YOU, IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Clear, Sergeant."
"Yes, Sergeant."
"Uh, huh."
"THAT'S IT. ALL OF YOU, FRONT-LEANING-REST-POSITION, MOVE!"
Herzer, despite the fact that he had, in fact, sounded off nice and clear, joined the rest of the recruits and learned the proper way to count push-ups. After fifty, when most of the group was sweating and their arms buckling, the sergeant stopped and shook his head.
"I just don't know. This is the group that they want to defend our great town with. What a bunch of useless ragbags. Look at this one," he continued, toeing one of the group. "What's your name, Fatty?"
"Cosgrove," the recruit replied.
"WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO SOUND OFF?" the sergeant shouted. "THAT'S 'COSGROVE, SERGEANT'! IS THAT CLEAR!"
"Clear, Sergeant."
"LOUDER!"
"Clear, Sergeant!"
"LOU-DER!"
"CLEAR, SERGEANT!"
"Better. Almost there. Now, what is your name, Fatty?"
"COSGROVE, SERGEANT!"
"Well, we'll sweat that fat right off of you." He looked around again and shook his head. "On your feet. Now, the purpose of this little meeting is to get a few things straight. There will be no knives, other weapons, drugs, pornography or anything else that I feel unmilitary cluttering up my barracks. Is that clear?"
"CLEAR, SERGEANT!"
"So if you are carrying anything like that, Sergeant Paddy will now come around with a bag. Right now, you are on amnesty. Anything that goes in the bag is forgotten. If I catch anything unmilitary in my barracks, I will have your ass. Is that clear?"
"CLEAR, SERGEANT."
"If you have any money, you can keep it or turn it into the company safe. Decurion Jones will be following Sergeant Paddy with envelopes for money. He will give you a receipt. Now, this is an acceptable time for questions."
Herzer really didn't want to lose his money pouch so he raised his hand with a swallow of apprehension. "PERMISSION TO SPEAK, SERGEANT!"
"Speak, recruit asshole."
"TRIARI SERGEANT, I HAVE A PERSONAL POUCH. PERMISSION TO KEEP IT, SERGEANT!"
"Granted. Small personal items are acceptable as long as I do not look upon them with disfavor." He looked at Herzer and shook his head. "Recruit, that uniform looks like a fisking sack."
Herzer, not knowing how to reply, stayed mute.
Jeffcoat nodded after a moment and frowned. "There's a dusk retreat formation. Get it squared away before then."
Herzer had no idea how he could do that, but he fully intended to try. He turned in his money, accepting the receipt, and held onto the pouch.
"When I say fall out you will fall into the temporary barracks. You will do so in a military fashion which means at a run. You will be assigned spots on the floor and gear for tonight. After you are squared away, there will be an inspection of your gear. FALL OUT!"
They barely had enough time to put their gear down on the ground before they were back outside being shouted at and began drilling. The group did not take well to drill. Some of them didn't seem to know their left feet from their right and before long the sergeants were hoarse with shouting. Despite his physique Herzer got to the point where he felt that he was going to die if he had to do one more push-up. After much instruction they could stand at attention and parade rest, march in step, stop and turn on command. That seemed to be the minimum necessary and the sergeants brought them back to the barracks and had them fall out.
"Now, we're going to assign some of you to temporary leadership positions. You're probably not going to keep them. Each of the leaders will be responsible for a certain group. One of you will be in charge of the rest. Herzer, fall in over here," he continued, pointing to a spot at the front. "You're the Recruit Triari. That means you're in charge of the whole group. When I take the triari you fall to the rear. Clear?"
"CLEAR, SERGEANT!" Herzer said, sweating. He realized he was just put in charge of the whole group and he wasn't even sure he wanted to be in charge of himself.
"Listen up you yardbirds! I'm going to be giving some of my orders through Herzer here. If he says jump, it's just like if I gave you the order. Clear?"
"CLEAR, SERGEANT."
"Cruz, stand here! Abrahamson, stand here!"
Jeffcoat continued laying out the decuris and maniples, chivvying each of them into place.
"There's sixty-two of you right now. By the time we're done, I'll be satisfied if there's forty. When I call for you to fall in you will fall in in this order. You will fall in and fall out at a run! Is that clear?"
"CLEAR, SERGEANT!"
"You have been formed in one triari or what we will call a triari. I am your triari sergeant. A triari normally consists of three decuri and the triari sergeant. A decuri is made up of two maniples and the decurion. A maniple consists of five legionaires including the maniple leader. For the time being, your recruit triari is Herzer Herrick. Your recruit decurions are Cruz, Abrahamson, Stahl and Pedersen. Now, I know that's not all clear, but you're going to be clear with it very shortly. By the tenth time you've fallen in on them, even you will have it figured out. Fall out and get into the barracks!"
Before the last person had gotten through the door he bellowed "FALL IN!"
Naturally, half the triari couldn't find their place. After much swearing and push-ups they were all in place at which point he had them fall out and fall in again and again until they were all finding their place without thought.
"When I give the order, fall in to the barracks. Lay your blanket down. Lay each of your items of equipment out in a neat and soldierly fashion. You will do this quickly. The sergeants and myself will then inspect your shit. I doubt that even you yardbirds could have screwed it up already, but we'll see. FALL OUT."
Naturally, nothing was to their satisfaction. Cloaks were improperly folded, helmets were tarnished, lockers were not neat. And they had a very direct method of expressing their displeasure at the quality of layout. Each of the recruit's bundles, with the exception of Herzer's, was tossed out the door of the barracks in a heap by the time they were done.
"Get you gear sorted out and laid out in a military fashion! Lay it out in the manner that Herzer has. We'll be back at dusk and all those ragbag uniforms had better be straight by then, too!"
Herzer found himself running from one recruit to the next, fielding their griping and cajoling or threatening them until most of the gear more or less ship-shape fashion. Along the way he rummaged up a set of needles and thread, and a couple of recruits who had some idea what they were doing with them, and got most of the uniforms more or less straight. They didn't have so much as a knife among them, so the extra fabric had to be tucked into the uniforms, but it was as good as it was going to get. Before he was done with the last person the three sergeants had charged into the barracks.
"Fall in at attention on your gear!" Decurion Jones shouted.
Herzer pounded to the far end of the barracks and waited in unhappy silence as the sergeants went through the gear. Fewer of the bundles went out the door but still more than half, and most of the triari, including Herzer, had been gigged on their uniforms. And it was starting to get dark; the barracks were darned near black.
"All of you get that gear back in here and laid out!" Jon
es said when they were done. "We're not stopping for chow until your shit is straight!"
The whole group fell out again, sorting out the piles and getting them laid out with more griping at the ones whose gear had not passed muster. The third time the sergeants came through it was to the light of torches that they passed to the recruits. Finally they were done and Jeffcoat nodded.
"That'll do for now," he said hoarsely. "All but those shitty-ass uniforms. But you can work on them in your free time. Fall out!"
The recruits were marched to dinner at a trot and lined up.
"The triari guide is the last one in," Jones said. "When he's done eating, you're all done. And he is going to eat quickly," the sergeant added, looking at Herzer significantly.
They passed through the line, getting wooden trays that the recruits heaped with slabs of meat, beans and cornbread.
Herzer, aware that he was going to be under scrutiny, got far less than he had intended and when he sat down he checked the rest of the group. Some of them, frankly, didn't seem to know what "eat quickly" meant. He dawdled over his own food as long as he could until he caught another significant look from Jones at which point he shoveled what was left into his mouth and stuffed in the last piece of cornbread on top of it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STILL EATING, YARDBIRD?" he heard behind him as he headed out of the mess building.
It didn't stop with dinner. The state of the barracks was not to their satisfaction and the recruits found themselves marching up and down, back and forth and finally halfway up the Hill before they were led back to the barracks. Herzer didn't know what time it was, but he realized that he'd gotten fully clocked into a dawn-to-dusk cycle and he was practically dropping on his feet by the time they got back to the barracks.
"Assign two-hour fire-guards among yourselves," Jones said, sticking a torch up outside the barracks. "The fire-guard will ensure that there is always a fresh torch and that said torch does not catch the barracks on fire." He held up an hourglass that was passed to him by Corporal Wilson. "This is a thirty-minute hourglass. The fire-guard will turn it each time the sand runs out. Four turns and you're done. Twelve turns to first call. One turn after first call to inspection. Good night, yardbirds." With that he was gone.
"Holy LU!" Cruz said. "What the fisk have I gotten myself into?"
"A world of hurt," Herzer said. "Now who's got that damn needle and thread? We've still got work to do."
"What the fisk do you mean?" one of the faces in the dimness said. "Fisk that. I'm getting some sleep."
There was an unhappy mutter at that and Herzer glared around angrily.
"You want to be running around singing about your shitty-ass uniform?" he asked. "There's more than that. We're getting up one turn before first call and getting the barracks straight. When they come through the door everything is going to be shipshape, understand."
"Fisk you," one of the recruits said, turning around. "Who made you God?"
Herzer grabbed him by the back of the collar and tossed him more-or-less effortlessly against the nearest wall. "Sergeant Jeffcoat did. And I'm not going to get my ass reamed because your shit isn't squared away."
He glared around at the group as Cruz closed up on his left side. "Are there any more questions?"
"Yeah, who's got first guard?" one of the group said.
"What's your name?" he asked the recruit who was slowly getting up off the floor.
"Bryan," the guy said, shaking his head muzzily.
"You've got first watch, but none of us are going to sleep any time soon. Watch the hourglass and turn it when the sand runs out."
In the next hour he detailed the fire-guards, got the uniforms resewn, hopefully to the sergeant's satisfaction, and got the triari laid out in lines on the floor instead of scattered everywhere. He wasn't sure about going to sleep himself; some of the troops were looking at him pretty blackly. But he figured he had to sleep some time.
"Remember, thirty minutes before first call," he said to the troop that was supposed to be the last fire-guard.
"Got it," the recruit said sleepily.
He shook his head and looked around. Most of the triari was already asleep but Stahl was nodding as well, seated on the floor by the door where he could keep an eye on the torch.
"Stand up," he said.
"Why?" the recruit said, but struggled to his feet anyway.
"You'll fall asleep. Pass it on to the fire-guard; I want to be awakened by each change of watch. If any of you fall asleep or sit down on watch I'll give you a pasting that makes getting thrown against the wall look like a love-tap."
"Think you're a big guy," Bryan muttered, but he leaned up against the wall as if he intended to stay that way.
"Damn straight, and a light sleeper," Herzer muttered and headed to his bundle on the floor. All there was was a blanket but he'd slept with worse and he was asleep practically before he lay down.
He vaguely remembered the rest of the night, as the fire-guards woke him in turn. And it was way too early when the last shook his shoulder.
"One turn to first call," the guard said. "A little before, really. The guard before me told me he missed by a few minutes."
"Another great day in the legions," Herzer muttered, standing up. "On your feet!"
The triari got moving around, straightening out their gear and putting away their blankets. Some of them started to put on their uniforms but he waved that away and had them straighten out their footlockers instead. By the time the fire-guard waved that the sergeants were coming the room was as straightened up as he could make it.
"Attention!" the fire-guard called and the triari stood at attention by their footlockers.
The first sergeant through the door was Jeffcoat, carrying a lantern. He looked around the room and grunted in dissatisfaction, walking down the lines of recruits, opening a footlocker here and there until he got to Herzer. He frowned at the recruit and then yelled, "Get your uniforms on and fall out you yardbirds." As Herzer bent to his footlocker he grabbed his arm. "Not you."
He led the recruit outside and pushed him up against the wall. "How long have you been up?"
"Sergeant, I had them get up thirty minutes before first call, Sergeant," Herzer admitted.
The sergeant stared at him in the light of the lantern, then shook his head. "Where'd you run across that trick?"
"I've read some books," Herzer said.
"You planning on doing this every morning?"
"As long as I'm the recruit triari," Herzer said then shrugged. "Or until somebody shoves a knife in my ribs."
The sergeant stared at him for a moment longer, then nodded. "Go get your shitty uniform on, Herzer."
The morning inspection was anything but a success, but Herzer could tell that it would have gone far worse if they'd waited until the "official" time to get ready. As soon as they had reassembled their gear the sergeants took them on a morning run that had half the unit falling out and the rest gasping for air by the time they got back. They were given thirty minutes to take a "bath" in rain barrels then had a fast breakfast. As they were coming out and getting in formation Herzer tapped Cruz on the arm.
"So, would you rather be here, or back in the apprentice program?"
"Oh, I don't know," Cruz said then chuckled. "At least we're not cutting trees."
When they were in formation, Jeffcoat looked them over and shook his head.
"You are, without a doubt, the sorriest group of individuals I've ever seen. But we will make men of you, oh, yes, we will. And the first thing you have to learn is what it means to be a soldier. Everyone thinks that it's all swinging a sword, but that is the last thing you learn. The first thing you learn is all the stuff that comes before swinging the sword. Now, who knows how to use a crosscut saw?"
Herzer stifled a chuckle as he raised a hand then saw Cruz do so after a moment's hesitation.
"Well, we're not going to be staying in these fine barracks forever. The first thing that a soldier learns
is how to set up camp. And that is what we are going to do today."
The group was marched down the line of hills to a flat spot not far from the pathway up the Hill where they started building a "camp," really a small fort. There were piles of leather, and one decuri was put to work, under Decurion Jones' supervision, cutting them and forming them into tents. In the meantime the rest of the triari started clearing the ground.
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