by Jim Butcher
“Probably,” Bob agreed. “But if it was really that many diseases, it was a big one.”
“How big?”
“Bigger than that spell the Shadowman was using to tear hearts out a few years ago.”
I whistled. “And he was running it off of thunderstorms and ceremonial rites, too. What would it take to power a curse that strong?”
“Curses aren’t really my thing,” Bob hedged. “But a lot. Like maybe tapping into a sorcerous ley line, or a human sacrifice.”
I sipped more Coke, and shook my head. “Someone is playing some serious hardball then.”
Bob mused, “Maybe the Wardens used it to get nasty on a Red Court agent.”
“They wouldn’t,” I said. “They wouldn’t use magic like that. Even if technically it was the diseases that killed the guy, it’s too damn close to breaking the First Law.”
“Who else would have that kind of power?” Bob asked me.
I turned to a fresh page and sketched out a rough version of the tattoo on the corpse. I held it up to show it to Bob. “Someone who didn’t like this, maybe.”
“Eye of Thoth,” Bob supplied. “That the tattoo on the corpse?”
“Yeah. Was this guy in someone’s secret club?”
“Maybe. The eye is a pretty popular occult symbol though, so you can’t rule out the possibility that he was an independent.”
“Okay,” I said. “So who uses it?”
“Plenty of groups. Brotherhoods connected to the White Council, historic societies, a couple of fringe groups of occult scholars, personality cults, television psychics, comic book heroes—”
“I get the point,” I said. I turned to a fresh page and from razor-sharp memory sketched out the symbol I’d seen on the demon Ursiel’s forehead. “Do you recognize this?”
Bob’s eyelights widened. “Are you insane? Harry, tear that paper up. Burn it.”
I frowned. “Bob, wait a minute—”
“Do it now!”
The skull’s voice was frightened, and I get nervous when Bob gets frightened. Not much can scare Bob out of his usual wiseass-commentator state of mind. I tore up the paper. “I guess you recognize it.”
“Yeah. And I’m not having anything to do with that bunch.”
“I didn’t hear that, Bob. I need information on them. They’re in town, they’ve taken a shot at me, and I’m betting they’re after the Shroud.”
“Let them have it,” Bob said. “Seriously. You’ve got no idea the kind of power this group has.”
“Fallen, I know,” I said. “Order of the Blackened Denarius. But they have to play by the rules, right?”
“Harry, it isn’t just the Fallen. The people they’ve taken are nearly as bad. They’re assassins, poisoners, warriors, sorcerers—”
“Sorcerers?”
“The coins make them effectively immortal. Some of the Order have had a thousand years to practice, and maybe more. That much time, even modest talents can grow teeth. Never mind everything experience would have taught them, everything they could have found to make themselves stronger over the years. Even without infernal superpowers, they’d be badass.”
I frowned, and tore the bits of paper into smaller bits. “Badass enough to manage that curse?”
“There’s no question that they’d have the skill. Maybe enough that they wouldn’t need as big a power source.”
“Great,” I said, and rubbed at my eyes. “All right, then. Big-leaguers all around. I want you to track down the Shroud.”
“No can do,” Bob said.
“Give me a break. How many pieces of two-thousand-year-old linen are in town?”
“That’s not the point, Harry. The Shroud is…” Bob seemed to struggle to find words. “It doesn’t exist on the same wavelength as me. It’s out of my jurisdiction.”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m a spirit of intellect, Harry. Of reason, logic. The Shroud isn’t about logic. It’s an artifact of faith.”
“What?” I demanded. “That doesn’t make any sense.”
“You don’t know everything, Harry,” Bob said. “You don’t even know a lot. I can’t touch this. I can’t come anywhere near it. And if I even try, I’ll be crossing boundaries I shouldn’t. I’m not going up against angels, Dresden, Fallen, or otherwise.”
I sighed, and lifted my hands. “Fine, fine. Is there someone I can talk to?”
Bob was quiet for a moment before he said, “Maybe. Ulsharavas.”
“Ulsha-who?”
“Ulsharavas. She’s an ally of the loa, an oracle spirit. There’s details about halfway through your copy of Dumont’s Guide to Divinationators.”
“How are her prices?”
“Reasonable,” Bob said. “You’ve got everything you need for the calling. She isn’t usually malicious.”
“Isn’t usually?”
“The loa are basically good guys, but they all have their darker aspects, too. Ulsharavas is a pretty gentle guide, but she’s been harsh before. Don’t let your guard down.”
“I won’t,” I said, and frowned. “One more thing. Swing by Marcone’s place and see if there’s anything interesting there. You don’t have to go all David Niven; just take a look around.”
“You think Marcone’s involved in this one?”
“His thugs already took a poke at me. I might as well find out whatever I can. I give you permission to leave in pursuit of that information, Bob. Get back before dawn. Oh, do we still have that recipe for the antivenom to vampire spit?”
A cloud of orange lights flowed out of the skull, across the table, and then up the stairs. Bob’s voice, oddly modulated, floated back to me. “Red notebook. Don’t forget to light the wardflame while I’m gone.”
“Yeah, yeah,” I muttered. I gave Bob a minute to clear my wards, then got down a three-candle holder with green, yellow, and red candles on it. I lit the green one and set the candleholder aside. I got out Dumont’s Guide and read over the entry for Ulsharavas. It looked pretty simple, though you couldn’t be too careful whenever you called something in from the Nevernever.
I took a couple of minutes to gather what I’d need. The oracle spirit couldn’t put together a body for herself, not even a nebulous cloud of light, like Bob could. She required a homunculus to manifest in the mortal world. Dumont recommended a newly dead corpse, but as the only one I was likely to find was my own, I needed a substitute. I found it in another box and plopped it down in the center of my summoning circle.
I added a cup of whiskey and a freshly opened tin of Prince Albert’s chewing tobacco to the circle, the required down payment to convince Ulsharavas to show up. It was the last of my whiskey and the last of the tins of tobacco, so I added Get more scotch and Prince Albert in a can to my to-do list, and stuck it in my pocket.
I spent a couple of minutes sweeping the floor around the circle, so that I wouldn’t kick a stray hair or bit of paper across the circle and flub it up. After a brief deliberation I chalked down another circle outside the copper one. Then I took a moment to go over the guide a last time, and to clear my head of distractions.
I took a deep breath and gathered in my strength. Then I focused, reached down, and touched the copper circle, willing a tiny jolt of power into it. The summoning circle closed. I felt it as a tingling prickle on the back of my neck and a faint warmth on the skin of my face. I repeated the process with the chalk circle, adding a second layer, and then knelt down by the circle, lifting both hands palms-up.
“Ulsharavas,” I murmured, willing energy into the words. My voice shook oddly, skittering around tones in what seemed a random fashion. “Ulsharavas. Ulsharavas. One lost in ignorance seeks you. One darkened by the lack of knowledge seeks your light. Come, guardian of memory, sentinel of the yet to come. Accept this offering and join me here.”
At the conclusion of the ritual words, I released the power I’d been holding, sending it coursing from me into the circle, and through it to seek out the oracle spirit i
n the Nevernever.
The response came immediately. A sudden swirl of light appeared within the copper circle, and briefly made the barrier around it visible as a curved plane of blue sparkles. The light drizzled down over the homunculus, and a moment later it twitched, then sat up.
“Welcome, oracle,” I said. “Bob the Skull thought you might be of some help.”
The homunculus sat up and stretched out pudgy arms. Then it blinked, looked at its arms, and rose to stare down at itself. It looked up at me with one eyebrow raised, and asked, in a tiny voice, “A Cabbage Patch doll? You expect me to help you while wearing this?”
It was a cute doll. Blond ringlets fell to her plush shoulders, and she wore a pink-and-blue calico dress, complete with matching ribbons and little black shoes. “Uh, yeah. Sorry,” I said. “I didn’t have anything else with two arms and two legs, and I’m pressed for time.”
Ulsharavas the Cabbage Patch doll sighed and sat down in the circle, legs straight out like a teddy bear’s. She struggled to pick up the comparatively large cup of whiskey, and drank it down. It looked like she was taking a pull from a rain barrel, but she downed the whiskey in one shot. I don’t know where it went, given that the doll didn’t actually have a mouth or a stomach, but none of it spilled onto the floor. That done, she thrust a tiny fist into the tobacco and stuffed a wad of it into her mouth.
“So,” she said, between chews. “You want to know about the Shroud, and the people who stole it.”
I lifted my eyebrows. “Uh. Yeah, actually. You’re pretty good.”
“There are two problems.”
I frowned. “Okay. What are they?”
Ulsharavas peered at me and said, “First. I don’t work for bokkor.”
“I’m not a bokkor,” I protested.
“You aren’t a houngun. You aren’t a mambo. That makes you a sorcerer.”
“Wizard,” I said. “I’m with the White Council.”
The doll tilted her head. “You’re stained,” she said. “I can feel black magic on you.”
“It’s a long story,” I said. “But mostly it isn’t mine.”
“Some of it is.”
I frowned at the doll and then nodded. “Yeah. I’ve made a bad call or two.”
“But honest,” Ulsharavas noted. “Well enough. Second is my price.”
“What did you have in mind?”
The doll spat to one side, flecks of tobacco landing on the floor. “An honest answer to one question. Answer me and I will tell you what you seek.”
“Yeah, right,” I said. “You could just ask me for my Name. I’ve heard that one before.”
“I didn’t say you’d have to answer in full,” the doll said. “I certainly do not wish to threaten you. But what you would answer, you must answer honestly.”
I thought about it for a minute before I said, “All right. Done.”
Ulsharavas scooped up more tobacco and started chomping. “Answer only this. Why do you do what you do?”
I blinked at her. “You mean tonight?”
“I mean always,” she answered. “Why are you a wizard? Why do you present yourself openly? Why do you help other mortals as you do?”
“Uh,” I said. I stood up and paced over to my table. “What else would I do?”
“Precisely,” the doll said, and spat. “You could be doing many other things. You could be seeking a purpose in life in other careers. You could be sequestered and studying. You could be using your skills for material gain and living in wealth. Even in your profession as an investigator, you could do more to avoid confrontation than you do. But instead you consign yourself to a poor home, a dingy office, and the danger of facing all manner of mortal and supernatural foe. Why?”
I leaned back against my table, folded my arms, and frowned at the doll. “What the hell kind of question is that?”
“An important one,” she said. “And one that you agreed to answer honestly.”
“Well,” I said. “I guess I wanted to do something to help people. Something I was good at.”
“Is that why?” she asked.
I chewed over the thought for a moment. Why had I started doing this stuff? I mean, it seemed like every few months I was running up against situations that had the potential to horribly kill me. Most wizards never had the kind of problems I did. They stayed at home, minded their own business, and generally speaking went on about their lives. They did not challenge other supernatural forces. They didn’t declare themselves to the public at large. They didn’t get into trouble for sticking their noses in other people’s business, whether or not they’d been paid to do so. They didn’t start wars, get challenged to duels with vampire patriots, or get the windows shot out of their cars.
So why did I do it? Was it some kind of masochistic death wish? Maybe a psychological dysfunction of some sort?
Why?
“I don’t know,” I said, finally. “I guess I never thought about it all that much.”
The doll watched me with unnerving intensity for a full minute before nodding. “Don’t you think you should?”
I scowled down at my shoes, and didn’t answer.
Ulsharavas took one last fistful of tobacco, and sat back down in her original position, settling her calico dress primly about her. “The Shroud and the thieves you seek have rented a small vessel docked in the harbor. It is a pleasure craft called the Etranger.”
I nodded and exhaled through my nose. “All right then. Thank you for your help.”
She lifted a tiny hand. “One thing more, wizard. You must know why the Knights of the White God wish you to stay away from the Shroud.”
I arched an eyebrow. “Why?”
“They received part of a prophecy. A prophecy that told them that should you seek the Shroud, you will most assuredly perish.”
“Only part of a prophecy?” I asked.
“Yes. Their Adversary concealed some of it from them.”
I shook my head. “Why are you telling me this?”
“Because,” Ulsharavas said. “You must hear the second half of the prophecy in order to restore the balance.”
“Uh. Okay.”
The doll nodded and fixed me with that unsettling, unblinking stare. “Should you seek the Shroud, Harry Dresden, you will most assuredly perish.”
“All right,” I said. “So what happens if I don’t?”
The doll lay down on her back, and wisps of light began flowing back out of her, back from whence Ulsharavas had come. Her voice came to me quietly, as if from a great distance. “If you do not, they all die. And this city with them.”
Chapter Nine
I hate cryptic warnings. I know, the whole cryptic-remark concept is part and parcel of the wizard gig, but it doesn’t suit my style. I mean, what good is a warning like that? All three Knights and the population of Chicago would die if I didn’t get involved—and my number would be up if I did. That sounded like the worst kind of self-fulfilling crap.
There’s a case to be made for prophecy; don’t get me wrong. Mortals, even wizards, all exist at a finite point in the flow of time. Or, to make it simple, if time is a river, then you and I are like pebbles in it. We exist in one spot at a time, occasionally jostled back and forth by the currents. Spirits don’t always have the same kind of existence. Some of them are more like a long thread than a stone—their presence tenuous, but rippling upstream and down as a part of their existence, experiencing more of the stream than the pebble.
That’s how oracle spirits know about the future and the past. They’re living in them both at the same time they’re delivering mysterious messages to you. That’s why they only give brief warnings, or mysterious dreams or prophetic knock-knock jokes, or however they drop their clues. If they tell you too much, it will change the future that they’re experiencing, so they have to give out the advice with a light touch.
I know. It makes my head hurt too.
I don’t put much stock in prophecy. As extensive and aware as these spirits m
ight be, they aren’t all-knowing. And as nutty as people are, I don’t buy that any spirit is going to be able to keep an absolute lock on every possible temporal outcome.
Maybe-genuine prophecies aside, I could hardly drop the case now. In the first place, I’d been paid up front, and I didn’t have the kind of financial breathing space I would need to be able to turn down the money and pay my bills at the same time.
In the second place, the risk of imminent death just didn’t hit me the same way it used to. It wasn’t that it didn’t scare me. It did, in that kind of horrible, uncertain way that left me with nothing to focus my fears upon. But I’ve beaten risks before. I could do it again.
You want to know another reason I didn’t back off? I don’t like getting pushed around. I don’t like threats. As well-intentioned and polite and caring as Michael’s threat had been, it still made me want to punch someone in the nose. The oracle’s prophecy had been another threat, of sorts, and I don’t let spirits from the Nevernever determine what I’m going to do, either.
Finally, if the prophecy was right, Michael and his brother Knights could be in danger, and they had saved my skinny wizard’s ass not long ago. I could help them. They might be heaven-on-wheels when it came to taking on bad guys in a fight, but they weren’t investigators. They couldn’t run these thieves down the way I could. It was just a question of making them see reason. Once I’d convinced them that the prophecy they’d received wasn’t wholly correct, everything would be fine.
Yeah, right.
I shoved those thoughts aside, and checked the clock. I wanted to move on Ulsharavas’s tip as soon as possible, but I was beat and likely to make mistakes. With all the bad guys running around town, there was no sense in going out there into the dark, exhausted and unprepared. I’d wait for the potions to be ready and Bob to come back from his mission, at least. Sunlight would cut down on the risk as well, since Red Court vampires got incinerated by it—and I doubted these Denarian fruitcakes would get along with it either.
Thus prioritized, I checked my notes, and started putting together a couple of potions that would offer me a few hours of protection from the narcotic venom of the Red Court. The potions were simple ones. Brewing any kind of potion required a base liquid, and then several other ingredients meant to bind the magic put into the potion to the desired effect. One ingredient was linked to each of the five senses, then one to the mind and one to the spirit.
