by Mark Place
"Well, what would you think is the proper way?" said Mrs. Oliver.
"It is not easy for me to say," said Poirot. "I'm not a woman. A woman whom you do not really know, whom you had met at a party, has put this problem to you, asked you to do it, giving no discernible reason."
"Right," said Mrs. Oliver. "Now what does Ariadne do? What does A. do, in other words, if you were reading this as a problem in a newspaper?"
"Well, I suppose," said Poirot, "there are three things that A. could do. A. could write a note to Mrs. Burton-Cox and say, 'I'm very sorry, but I really feel I cannot oblige you in this matter,' or whatever words you like to put. B. You get in touch with your goddaughter and you tell her what has been asked of you by the mother of the boy, or the young man, or whatever he is, whom she is thinking of marrying. You will find out from her if she is really thinking of marrying this young man. If so, whether she has any idea or whether the young man has said anything to her about what his mother has got in her head. And there will be other interesting points, like finding out what this girl thinks of the mother of the young man she wants to marry. The third thing you could do," said Poirot, "and this really is what I firmly advise you to do, is..."
"I know," said Mrs. Oliver, "one word."
"Nothing," said Poirot.
"Exactly," said Mrs. Oliver. "I know that is the simple and proper thing to do.
Nothing. It's darned cheek to go and tell a girl who's my goddaughter what her future mother-in-law is going about saying and asking people. But"
"I know," said Poirot, "it is human curiosity."
"I want to know why that odious woman came and said what she did to me," said Mrs. Oliver. "Once I knew that I could relax and forget all about it. But until I know that..."
"Yes," said Poirot, "you won't sleep. You'll wake up in the night and, if I know you, you will have the most extraordinary and extravagant ideas which presently, probably, you will be able to make into a most attractive crime story. A whodunit - a thriller. All sorts of things."
"Well, I suppose I could if I thought of it that way," said Mrs. Oliver. Her eyes flashed slightly.
"Leave it alone," said Poirot. "It will be a very difficult plot to undertake. It seems as though there could be no good reason for this."
"But I'd like to make sure that there is no good reason."
"Human curiosity," said Poirot. "Such a very interesting thing."
He sighed. "To think what we owe to it throughout history. Curiosity. I don't know who invented curiosity. It is said to be usually associated with the cat.
Curiosity killed the cat. But I should say really that the Greeks were the inventors of curiosity. They wanted to know. Before them, as far as I can see, nobody wanted to know much. They just wanted to know what the rules of the country they were living in were, and how they could avoid having their heads cut off or being impaled on spikes or something disagreeable happening to them. But they either obeyed or disobeyed. They didn't want to know why. But since then a lot of people have wanted to know why and all sorts of things have happened because of that. Boats, trains, flying machines and atom bombs and penicillin and cures for various illnesses. A little boy watches his mother's kettle raising its lid because of the steam. And the next thing we know is we have railway trains, leading on in due course to railway strikes and all that. And so on and so on."
"Just tell me," said Mrs. Oliver, "do you think I'm a terrible nosey-parker?"
"No, I don't," said Poirot. "On the whole I don't think you are a woman of great curiosity. But I can quite see you getting in a het-up state at a literary party, busy defending yourself against too much kindness, too much praise. You ran yourself instead into a very awkward dilemma, and took a very strong dislike to the person who ran you into it."
"Yes. She's a very tiresome woman, a very disagreeable woman."
"This murder in the past of this husband and wife who were supposed to get on well together and no apparent sign of a quarrel was known. One never really read about any cause for it, according to you?"
"They were shot. Yes, they were shot. It could have been a suicide pact. I think the police thought it was at first. Of course, one can't find out about things all those years afterwards."
"Oh, yes," said Poirot, "I think I could find out something about it."
"You mean - through the exciting friends you've got?"
"Well, I wouldn't say the exciting friends, perhaps. Certainly there are knowledgeable friends, friends who could get certain records, look up the accounts that were given of the crime at the time, some access I could get to certain records."
"You could find out things," said Mrs. Oliver hopefully, "and then tell me."
"Yes," said Poirot, "I think I could help you to know at any rate the full facts of the case. It'll take a little time, though."
"I can see that if you do that, which is what I want you to do, I've got to do something myself. I'll have to see the girl. I've got to see whether she knows anything about all this, ask her if she'd like me to give her mother-in-law-to-be a raspberry, or whether there is any other way in which I can help her. And I'd like to see the boy she's going to marry, too."
"Quite right," said Poirot. "Excellent."
"And I suppose," said Mrs. Oliver, "there might be people -"
She broke off, frowning.
"I don't suppose people will be very much good," said Hercule Poirot. "This is an affair of the past. A cause célèbre, perhaps at the time. But what is a cause célèbre when you come to think of it? Unless it comes to an astonishing dénouement, which this one didn't, nobody remembers it."
"No," said Mrs. Oliver, "that is quite true. There was a lot about it in the papers and mentions of it for some time, and then it just - faded out. Well, like things do now. Like that girl, the other day. You know, who left her home and they couldn't find her anywhere. Well, I mean, that was five or six years ago and then suddenly a little boy, playing about in a sand heap or a gravel pit or something, suddenly came across her dead body. Five or six years later."
"That is true," said Poirot. "And it is true that knowing from the body how long it is since death and what happened on the particular day and going back over various events of which there is a written record, one may in the end turn up a murderer. But it will be more difficult in your problem since it seems the answer must be one of two things: that the husband disliked his wife and wanted to get rid of her, or that the wife hated her husband or else had a lover. Therefore, it might have been a passionate crime or something quite different. Anyway, there would be nothing, as it were, to find out about it. If the police could not find out at the time, then the motive must have been a difficult one, not easy to see. Therefore it has remained a nine days' wonder, that is all."
"I suppose I can go to the daughter. Perhaps that is what that odious woman was getting me to do - wanted me to do. She thought the daughter knew - well, the daughter might have known," said Mrs. Oliver. "Children do, you know. They know the most extraordinary things."
"Have you any idea how old this goddaughter of yours would have been at the time?"
"Well, I have if I reckon it up, but I can't say offhand. I think she might have been nine or ten, but perhaps older, I don't know. I think that she was away at school at the time. But that may be just my fancy, remembering back what I read."
"But you think Mrs. Burton-Cox's wish was to make you get information from the daughter? Perhaps the daughter knows something, perhaps she said something to the son, and the son said something to his mother. I expect Mrs. Burton-Cox tried to question the girl herself and got rebuffed, but thought the famous Mrs. Oliver, being both a godmother and also full of criminal knowledge, might obtain information. Though why it should matter to her, I still don't see," said Poirot. "And it does not seem to me that what you call vaguely 'people' can help after all this time."
He added, "Would anybody remember?"
"Well, that's where I think they might," said Mrs. Oliver.
"You surprise me," said Poirot, looking at her with a somewhat puzzled face. "Do people remember?"
"Well," said Mrs. Oliver. "I was really thinking of elephants."
"Elephants?"
As he had thought often before, Poirot thought that really Mrs. Oliver was the most unaccountable woman. Why suddenly elephants?
"I was thinking of elephants at the lunch yesterday," said Mrs. Oliver.
"Why were you thinking of elephants?" said Poirot with some curiosity.
"Well, I was really thinking of teeth. You know, things one tries to eat, and if you've got some sort of false teeth - well, you can't do it very well. You know, you've got to know what you can eat and what you can't."
"Ah!" said Poirot with a deep sigh. "Yes, yes. The dentists, they can do much for you, but not everything."
"Quite so. And then I thought of - you know - our teeth being only bone and so not awfully good, and how nice it would be to be a dog, who has really ivory teeth. And then I thought of anyone else who has ivory teeth, and I thought about walruses and - oh, other things like that. And I thought about elephants. Of course when you think of ivory, you do think of elephants, don't you? Great big elephant tusks."
"That is very true," said Poirot, still not seeing the point of what Mrs. Oliver was saying.
"So I thought that what we've really got to do is to get at the people who are like elephants. Because elephants, so they say, don't forget."
"I have heard the phrase, yes," said Poirot.
"Elephants don't forget," said Mrs. Oliver. "You know, a story children get brought up on? How someone, an Indian tailor, stuck a needle or something in an elephant's tusk. No. Not a tusk, his trunk, of course, an elephant's trunk. And the next time the elephant came past he had a great mouthful of water and he splashed it out all over the tailor, though he hadn't seen him for several years. He hadn't forgotten. He remembered. That's the point, you see. Elephants remember. What I've got to do is - I've got to get in touch with some elephants."
"I do not know yet if I quite see what you mean," said Hercule Poirot. "Who are you classifying as elephants? You sound as though you were going for information to the zoo."
"Well, it's not exactly like that," said Mrs. Oliver. "Not elephants, as elephants, but the way people up to a point would resemble elephants. There are some people who do remember. In fact, one does remember queer things. I mean, there are a lot of things that I remember very well. They happened - I remember a birthday party I had when I was five, and a pink cake - a lovely pink cake. It had a sugar bird on it. And I remember the day my canary flew away and I cried.
And I remember another day when I went into a field and there was a bull there and somebody said it would gore me, and I was terrified and wanted to run out of the field. Well, I remember that quite well. It was a Tuesday, too. I don't know why I should remember it was a Tuesday, but it was a Tuesday. And I remember a wonderful picnic with blackberries. I remember getting pricked terribly, but getting more blackberries than anyone else. It was wonderful! By that time I was nine, I think. But one needn't go back as far as that. I mean, I've been to hundreds of weddings in my life, but when I look back on a wedding there are only two that I remember particularly. One where I was a bridesmaid. It took place in the New Forest, I remember, and I can't remember who was there actually. I think it was a cousin of mine getting married. I didn't know her very well, but she wanted a good many bridesmaids and, well, I came in handy, I suppose. But I know another wedding. That was a friend of mine in the Navy. He was nearly drowned in a submarine, and then he was saved again, and then the girl he was engaged to, her people didn't want her to marry him, but then he did marry her after that and I was one other bridesmaids at the marriage. Well, I mean, there's always things you do remember."
"I see your point," said Poirot. "I find it interesting. So you will go 'a la recherche des éléphants'?"
"That's right. I'd have to get the date right."
"There," said Poirot, "I hope I may be able to help you."
"And then I'll think of people I knew about at that time, people that I may have known who also knew the same friends that I did, who probably knew General What-not. People who may have known them abroad, but whom I also knew although I mayn't have seen them for a good many years. You can look up people, you know, that you haven't seen for a long time. Because people are always quite pleased to see someone coming up out of the past, even if they can't remember very much about you. And then you naturally will talk about the things that were happening at that date, that you remember about."
"Very interesting," said Poirot. "I think you are very well equipped for what you propose to do. People who knew the Ravenscrofts either well or not very well; people who lived in the same part of the world where the thing happened or who might have been staying there. More difficult, but I think one could get at it. And so, somehow or other one would try different things. Start a little talk going about what happened, what they think happened, what anyone else has ever told you about what might have happened. About any love affairs the husband or wife had, about any money that somebody might have inherited. I think you could scratch up a lot of things."
"Oh, dear," said Mrs. Oliver, "I'm afraid really I'm just a nosey-parker."
"You've been given an assignment," said Poirot, "not by someone you like, not by someone you wish to oblige, but someone you entirely dislike. That does not matter. You are still on a quest - a quest of knowledge. You take your own path. It is the path of the elephants. The elephants may remember. Bow voyage," said Poirot.
"I beg your pardon," said Mrs. Oliver.
"I'm sending you forth on your voyage of discovery," said Poirot. "A la recherche des éléphants."
"I expect I'm mad," said Mrs. Oliver sadly. She brushed her hands through her hair again so that she looked like the old picture books of Struwelpeter. "I was just thinking of starting a story about a golden retriever. But it wasn't going well. I couldn't get started, if you know what I mean."
"All right, abandon the golden retriever. Concern yourself only with elephants."
Book I - ELEPHANTS
Chapter 3
GREAT-AUNT ALICE'S GUIDE TO KNOWLEDGE
"Can you find my address book for me, Miss Livingstone?"
"It's on your desk, Mrs. Oliver. In the left-hand corner."
"I don't mean that one," said Mrs. Oliver. "That's the one I'm using now. I mean my last one. The one I had last year, or perhaps the one before that again."
"Has it been thrown away, perhaps?" suggested Miss Livingstone.
"No, I don't throw away address books and things like that because so often you want one. I mean some address that you haven't copied into the new one. I expect it may be in one of the drawers of the tallboys."
Miss Livingstone was a fairly new arrival, replacing Miss Sedgwick. Ariadne Oliver missed Miss Sedgwick. Sedgwick knew so many things. She knew the places where Mrs. Oliver sometimes put things, the kind of places Mrs. Oliver kept things in. She remembered the names of people Mrs. Oliver had written nice letters to, and the names of people that Mrs. Oliver, goaded beyond endurance, had written rather rude things to. She was invaluable, or rather, had been invaluable. She was like - what was the book called? Mrs. Oliver said, casting her mind back, "Oh, yes, I know - a big brown book. All Victorians had it. 'Enquire Within upon Everything.' And you could, too! How to take iron mark stains off linen, how to deal with curdled mayonnaise, how to start a chatty letter to a bishop. Many, many things. It was all there in 'Enquire Within upon Everything.' Great-aunt Alice's great standby. Miss Sedgwick had been just as good as Aunt Alice's book."
Miss Livingstone was not at all the same thing. Miss Livingstone stood there always, very long-faced, with a sallow skin, looking purposefully efficient. Every line of her face said, "I am very efficient." But she wasn't really, Mrs. Oliver thought. She only knew all the places where former literary employers of hers had kept things and where she clearly considered Mrs. Oliver ought to keep them.
"What I want," said Mrs. Oliver with firmness and the determination of a spoiled child, "is my nineteen seventy address book. And I think nineteen sixty-nine as well. Please look for it as quick as you can, will you?"
"Of course, of course," said Miss Livingstone. She looked around her with the rather vacant expression of someone who is looking for something she has never heard of before but which efficiency may be able to produce by some unexpected turn of luck. If I don't get Sedgwick back, I shall go mad, thought Mrs. Oliver to herself. I can't deal with this thing if I don't have Sedgwick. Miss Livingstone started pulling open various drawers in the furniture in Mrs. Oliver's so-called study and writing room.
"Here is last year's," said Miss Livingstone happily. "That will be much more up-to-date, won't it? Nineteen seventy-one."
"I don't want nineteen seventy-one," said Mrs. Oliver. Vague thoughts and memories came to her.
"Look in that tea caddy table," she said. Miss Livingstone looked round, looking worried.
"That table," said Mrs. Oliver, pointing. "A desk book wouldn't be likely to be in a tea caddy," said Miss Livingstone, pointing out to her employer the general facts of life. "Yes, it could," said Mrs. Oliver. "I seem to remember."
Edging Miss Livingstone aside, she went to the tea caddy table, raised the lid, looked at the attractive inlaid work inside. "And it is here," said Mrs. Oliver, raising the lid of a papier-machê round canister, devised to contain Lapsang Souchong as opposed to Indian tea, and taking out a curled-up, small brown notebook.
"Here it is," she said.
"That's only nineteen sixty-eight, Mrs. Oliver. Four years ago."
"That's about right," said Mrs. Oliver, seizing it and taking it back to the desk. "That's all for the present, Miss Livingstone, but you might see if you can find my birthday book somewhere."
"I didn't know..."
"I don't use it now," said Mrs. Oliver, "but I used to have one once. Quite a big one, you know. Started when I was a child. Goes on for years. I expect it'll be in the attic upstairs. You know, the one we use as a spare room sometimes when it's only boys coming for holidays, or people who don't mind. The sort of chest or bureau thing next to the bed."
