by Mark Place
"Yes, just that. I didn't know what I ought to do, or what I could do. But then, later, I thought of you."
Poirot bowed his head gravely in acknowledgment.
He was silent for a moment or two, then he said: "I must pose to you a serious question, and reflect before you answer it. Do you think that this girl had really seen a murder? Or do you think that she merely believed that she had seen a murder?"
"The first, I think," said Mrs Oliver. "I didn't at the time. I just thought that she was vaguely remembering something she had once seen and was working it up to make it sound important and exciting. She became very vehement, saying, 'I did see it, I tell you. I did see it happen.'"
"And so."
"And so I've come along to you," said Mrs Oliver, "because the only way her death makes sense is that there really was a murder and that she was witness to it."
"That would involve certain things. It would involve that one of the people who were at the party committed the murder, and that that same person must also have been there earlier that day and have heard what Joyce said."
"You don't think I'm just imagining things, do you?" said Mrs Oliver. "Do you think that it is all just my very farfetched imagination?"
"A girl was murdered," said Poirot. "Murdered by someone who had strength enough to hold her head down in a bucket of water. An ugly murder and a murder that was committed with what we might call, no time to lose. Somebody was threatened, and whoever it was struck as soon as it was humanly possible."
"Joyce could not have known who it was who did the murder she saw," said Mrs Oliver. "I mean she wouldn't have said what she did if there was someone actually in the room who was concerned."
"No," said Poirot, "I think you are right there. She saw a murder, but she did not see the murderer's face. We have to go beyond that."
"I don't understand exactly what you mean."
"It could be that someone who was there earlier in the day and heard Joyce's accusation knew about the murder, knew who committed the murder, perhaps was closely involved with that person. It may have been that that someone thought he was the only person who knew what his wife had done, or his mother or his daughter or his son. Or it might have been a woman who knew what her husband or mother or daughter or son had done. Someone who thought that no one else knew. And then Joyce began talking..."
"And so - Joyce had to die?"
"Yes."
"What are you going to do?"
"I have just remembered," said Hercule Poirot, "why the name of Woodleigh Common was familiar to me."
Chapter 5
Hercule Poirot looked over the small gate which gave admission to Pine Crest. It was a modern, perky little house, nicely built. Hercule Poirot was slightly out of breath. The small, neat house in front of him was very suitably named. It was on a hill top, and the hill top was planted with a few sparse pines. It had a small neat garden and a large elderly man was trundling along a path with a big tin galvanised waterer.
Superintendent Spence's hair was now grey all over instead of having a neat touch of grey hair at the temples. He had not shrunk much in girth. He stopped trundling his can and looking at the visitor at the gate. Hercule Poirot stood there without moving.
"God bless my soul," said Superintendent Spence. "It must be. It can't be but it is. Yes, it must be. Hercule Poirot, as I live."
"Aha," said Hercule Poirot, "you know me. That is gratifying."
"May your moustaches never grow less," said Spence. He abandoned the watering can and came down to the gate. "Diabolical weeds," he said. "And what brings you down here?"
"What has brought me to many places in my time," said Hercule Poirot, "and what once a good many years ago brought you to see me. Murder."
"I've done with murder," said Spence, "except in the case of weeds. That's what I'm doing now. Applying weed killer. Never so easy as you think, something's always wrong, usually the weather.
"Mustn't be too wet, mustn't be too dry and all the rest of it. How did you know where to find me?" he asked as he unlatched the gate and Poirot passed through. "You sent me a Christmas card. It had your new address notified on it."
"Ah yes, so I did. I'm old-fashioned, you know. I like to send round cards at Christmas time to a few old friends."
"I appreciate that," said Poirot.
Spence said, "I'm an old man now."
"We are both old men."
"Not much grey in your hair," said Spence.
"I attend to that with a bottle," said Hercule Poirot. "There is no need to appear in public with grey hair unless you wish to do so."
"Well, I don't think jet black would suit me," said Spence.
"I agree," said Poirot. "You look most distinguished with grey hair."
"I should never think of myself as a distinguished man."
"I think of you as such. Why have you come to live in Woodleigh Common?"
"As a matter of fact, I came here to join forces with a sister of mine. She lost her husband, her children are married and living abroad, one in Australia and the other in South Africa. So I moved in here. Pensions don't go far nowadays, but we do pretty comfortably living together. Come and sit down."
He led the way on to the small glazed-in verandah where there were chairs and a table or two. The autumn sun fell pleasantly upon this retreat. "What shall I get you?" said Spence. "No fancy stuff here, I'm afraid. No black currant or rose hip syrup or any of your patent things. Beer? Or shall I get Elspeth to make you a cup of tea? Or I can do you a shandy or Coca-Cola or some cocoa if you like it. My sister, Elspeth, is a cocoa drinker."
"You are very kind. For me, I think a shandy. The ginger beer and the beer? That is right, is it not?"
"Absolutely so."
He went into the house and returned shortly afterwards carrying two large glass mugs. "I'm joining you," he said.
He drew a chair up to the table and sat down, placing the two glasses in front of himself and Poirot.
"What was it you said just now?" he said, raising his glass.
"We won't say 'Here's to crime.' I've done with crime, and if you mean the crime I think you do, in fact which I think you have to do, because I don't recall any other crime just lately, I don't like the particular form of murder we've just had."
"No, I do not think you would do so."
"We are talking about the child who had her head shoved into a bucket?"
"Yes," said Poirot, "that is what I am talking about."
"I don't know why you come to me," said Spence. "I'm nothing to do with the police nowadays. All that's over many years ago."
"Once a policeman," said Hercule Poirot, "always a policeman. That is to say, there is always the point of view of the policeman behind the point of view of the ordinary man. I know, I who talk to you. I, too, started in the police force in my country."
"Yes, so you did. I remember now your telling me. Well, I suppose one's outlook is a bit slanted, but it's a long time since I've had any active connection."
"But you hear the gossip," said Poirot. "You have friends of your own trade. You will hear what they think or suspect or what they know."
Spence sighed. "One knows too much," he said, "that is one of the troubles nowadays. There is a crime, a crime of which the pattern is familiar, and you know, that is to say the active police officers know, pretty well who's probably done that crime. They don't tell the newspapers but they make their inquiries, and they know. But whether they're going to get any further than that - well, things have their difficulties."
"You mean the wives and the girl friends and the rest of it?"
"Partly that, yes. In the end, perhaps, one gets one's man. Sometimes a year or two passes. I'd say, you know, roughly, Poirot, that more girls nowadays marry wrong 'uns than they ever used to in my time." Hercule Poirot considered, pulling his moustaches.
"Yes," he said, "I can see that that might be so. I suspect that girls have always been partial to the bad lots, as you say, but in the past there were safe
guards."
"That's right. People were looking after them. Their mothers looked after them. Their aunts and their older sisters looked after them. Their younger sisters and brothers knew what was going on. Their fathers were not averse to kicking the wrong young men out of the house. Sometimes, of course, the girls used to run away with one of the bad lots. Nowadays there's no need even to do that. Mother doesn't know who the girl's out with, father's not told who the girl is out with, brothers know who the girl is out with but they think 'more fool her'. If the parents refuse consent, the couple go before a magistrate and manage to get permission to marry, and then when the young man who everyone knows is a bad lot proceeds to prove to everybody, including his wife, that he is a bad lot, the fat's in the fire! But love's love; the girl doesn't want to think that her Henry has these revolting habits, these criminal tendencies, and all the rest of it. She'll lie for him, swear black's white for him and everything else. Yes, it's difficult. Difficult for us, I mean. Well, there's no good going on saying things were better in the old days. Perhaps we only thought so. Anyway, Poirot, how did you get yourself mixed up in all this? This isn't your part of the country, is it? Always thought you lived in London. You used to when I knew you."
"I still live in London. I involved myself here at the request of a friend, Mrs Oliver. You remember Mrs Oliver?"
Spence raised his head, closed his eyes and appeared to reflect.
"Mrs Oliver? Can't say that I do."
"She writes books. Detective stories. You met her, if you will throw your mind back, during the time that you persuaded me to investigate the murder of Mrs McGinty. You will not have forgotten Mrs McGinty?"
"Good lord, no. But it was a long time ago. You did me a good turn there, Poirot, a very good turn. I went to you for help and you didn't let me down."
"I was honoured - flattered that you should come to consult me," said Poirot.
"I must say that I despaired once or twice. The man we had to save - to save his neck in those days I believe, it is long ago enough for that - was a man who was excessively difficult to do anything for. The kind of standard example of how not to do anything useful for himself."
"Married that girl, didn't he? The wet one. Not the bright one with the peroxide hair. Wonder how they got on together. Have you ever heard about it?"
"No," said Poirot. "I presume all goes well with them."
"Can't see what she saw in him."
"It is difficult," said Poirot, "but it is one of the great consolations in nature that a man, however unattractive, will find that he is attractive - even what appears to be madly attractive - to some woman. One can only say or hope that they married and lived happily ever afterwards."
"Shouldn't think they lived happily ever afterwards if they had to have Mother to live with them."
"No, indeed," said Poirot. "Or Stepfather," he added.
"Well," said Spence, "here we are talking of old days again. All that's over. I always thought that man, can't remember his name now, ought to have run an undertaking parlour. Had just the face and manner for it. Perhaps he did. The girl had some money, didn't she? Yes, he'd have made a very good undertaker. I can see him, all in black, calling for orders for the funeral. Perhaps he can even have been enthusiastic over the right kind of elm or teak or whatever they use for coffins. But he'd never have made good selling insurance or real estate. Anyway, don't let's harp back." Then he said suddenly, "Mrs Oliver. Ariadne Oliver. Apples. Is that how she's got herself mixed up in this? That poor child got her head shoved under water in a bucket of floating apples, didn't she, at a party? Is that what interested Mrs Oliver?"
"I don't think she was particularly attracted because of the apples," said Poirot, "but she was at the party."
"Do you say she lived here?"
"No, she does not live here. She was staying with a friend, a Mrs Butler."
"Butler? Yes, I know her. Lives down not far from the church. Widow. Husband was an airline pilot. Has a daughter. Rather nice-looking girl. Pretty manners. Mrs Butler's rather an attractive woman, don't you think so?"
"I have as yet barely met her, but, yes, I thought she was very attractive."
"And how does this concern you, Poirot? You weren't here when it happened?"
"No. Mrs Oliver came to me in London. She was upset, very upset. She wanted me to do something."
A faint smile showed on Superintendent Spence's face.
"I see. Same old story. I came up to you, too, because I wanted you to do something."
"And I have carried things one step further," said Poirot. "I have come to you."
"Because you want me to do something? I tell you, there's nothing I can do."
"Oh yes there is. You can tell me all about the people. The people who live here. The people who went to that party. The fathers and mothers of the children who were at the party. The school, the teachers, the lawyers, the doctors. Somebody, during a party, induced a child to kneel down, and perhaps, laughing, saying: 'I'll show you the best way to get hold of an apple with your teeth. I know the trick of it.' And then he or she - whoever it was - put a hand on that girl's head. There wouldn't have been much struggle or noise or anything of that kind."
"A nasty business," said Spence. "I thought so when I heard about it. What do you want to know? I've been here a year. My sister's been here longer - two or three years. It's not a big community. It's not a particularly settled one either. People come and go. The husband has a job in either Medchester or Great Canning, or one of the other places round about. Their children go to school here. Then perhaps the husband changes his job and they go somewhere else. It's not a fixed community. Some of the people have been here a long time. Miss Emlyn, the schoolmistress, has. Dr Ferguson has. But on the whole, it fluctuates a bit."
"One supposes," said Hercule Poirot, "that having agreed with you that this was a nasty business, I might hope that you would know who are the nasty people here."
"Yes," said Spence. "It's the first thing one looks for, isn't it? And the next thing one looks for is a nasty adolescent in a thing of this kind. Who wants to strangle or drown or get rid of a lump of a girl of thirteen? There doesn't seem to have been any evidence of a sexual assault or anything of that kind, which would be the first thing one looks for. Plenty of that sort of thing in every small town or village nowadays. There again, I think there's more of it than there used to be in my young day. We had our mentally disturbed, or whatever they call them, but not so many as we have now. I expect there are more of them let out of the place they ought to be kept safe in. All our mental homes are too full; overcrowded, so doctor's say 'Let him or her lead a normal life. Go back and live with his relatives,' etc. And then the nasty bit of goods, or the poor afflicted fellow, whichever way you look at it, gets the urge again and another young woman goes out walking and is found in a gravel pit, or is silly enough to take lifts in a car. Children don't come home from school because they've accepted a lift from a stranger, although they've been warned not to. Yes, there's a lot of that nowadays."
"Does that quite fit the pattern we have here?"
"Well, it's the first thing one thinks of," said Spence. "Somebody was at the party who had the urge, shall we say. Perhaps he'd done it before, perhaps he'd only wanted to do it. I'd say roughly that there might be some past history of assaulting a child somewhere. As far as I know, nobody's come up with anything of that kind. Not officially, I mean. There were two in the right age group at the party. Nicholas Ransom, nice-looking lad, seventeen or eighteen. He'd be the right age. Comes from the East Coast or somewhere like that, I think. Seems all right. Looks normal enough, but who knows? And there's Desmond, recommended once for a psychiatric report, but I wouldn't say there was much to it. It's got to be someone at the party, though of course I suppose anyone could have come in from outside. A house isn't usually locked up during a party. There's a side door open, or a side window. One of our half-baked people, I suppose, could have come along to see what was on and sneaked in
. A pretty big risk to take. Would a child agree, a child who'd gone to a party, to go playing apple games with anyone she didn't know? Anyway, you haven't explained yet, Poirot, what brings you into it. You said it was Mrs Oliver. Some wild idea of hers?"
"Not exactly a wild idea," said Poirot. "It is true that writers are prone to wild ideas. Ideas, perhaps, which are on the far side of probability. But this was simply something that she heard the girl say."
"What, the child Joyce?"
"Yes."
Spence leant forward and looked at Poirot inquiringly.
"I will tell you," said Poirot.
Quietly and succinctly he recounted the story as Mrs Oliver had told it to him. "I see," said Spence. He rubbed his moustache. "The girl said that, did she? Said she'd seen a murder committed. Did she say when or how?"
"No," said Poirot.
"What led up to it?"
"Some remark, I think, about the murders in Mrs Oliver's books. Somebody said something about it to Mrs Oliver. One of the children, I think, to the effect that there wasn't enough blood in her books or enough bodies. And then Joyce spoke up and said she'd seen a murder once."
"Boasted of it? That's the impression you're giving me."
"That's the impression Mrs Oliver got. Yes, she boasted of it."
"It mightn't have been true."
"No, it might not have been true at all," said Poirot.
"Children often make these extravagant statements when they wish to call attention to themselves or to make an effect. On the other hand, it might have been true. Is that what you think?"
"I do not know," said Poirot. "A child boasts of having witnessed a murder. Only a few hours later, that child is dead. You must admit that there are grounds for believing that it might - it's a farfetched idea perhaps - but it might have been cause and effect. If so, somebody lost no time."
"Definitely," said Spence. "How many were present at the time the girl made her statement re murder, do you know exactly?"
