“Goldy,” said Marla, “he didn’t even spell Finn’s name right. And you think this word ‘Gold’ stands for Gold Gulch Spa?”
“I do,” I said with more firmness than I felt. “I’m, uh, going to see if I can go out there and cook. Maybe help Yolanda in the kitchen or something. But I need you to be poking around, too. Like, for example, talk to the other, longtime guests about the Smoothie Cabin, about whether Victor is selling them something other than fruit drinks. Or try to find out more about whatever financial problems Victor might have.”
“Why? Because Jack was scrounging around in the Smoothie Cabin? I’m sure that has all kinds of interesting things to do with Doc Finn’s death.”
“Something’s going on out there in that Smoothie Cabin,” I said stubbornly. “Victor Lane has cameras focused on the inside and the outside of a one-way mirror that looks into the space, and he keeps that cabin locked up tight—”
“Maybe he’s worried the clients, desperate for extra food, will get in there and trash the place.”
I sighed in exasperation. “Why won’t you take me seriously?”
“But listen to yourself. You want me to go out to Gold Gulch Spa as a client, and exercise and eat a bunch of low-fat food for a week.”
“Or high-protein meals,” I corrected. “I don’t know what kind of diet Victor has people on.”
“Okay, so I go out there and eat and exercise for a week, and you’ll be working in the kitchen, and in the meantime, I’m supposed to chat up the other guests and see if Victor Lane is a drug dealer. And that will help you find out why Doc Finn was killed?”
Okay, it sounded a teensy bit illogical. But I said, “Yes. Please.”
Marla collapsed her head onto the table and banged it several times, for effect. She said, “You’d better fix me another drink.”
MARLA LEFT SOON after, to sleep, she said. “You know, Casanova’s aunts used to have to nap for months before he showed up.”
“Casanova?” I said. “What are you talking about? Are you planning on a tryst out at the spa?”
“I wish. No, I’m planning on withdrawing from booze and chocolate. Oh, and did I add the part about being exhausted from exercising?”
“Look at all the good being out there did for Billie.”
“All the good that spa did for Billie was negligible,” Marla immediately retorted. “Charlotte had to pay her dressmaker to let out that expensive wedding dress ad nauseam, well, maybe not ad nauseam, because that would have made Billie thinner. Billie lost a total of two pounds, and she still ended up postponing the wedding all those times.”
“Who told you all this?” I asked absentmindedly as I walked Marla to her car. I’d thought getting outside would do me good, but when I saw Jack’s empty house looming across the street, my stomach clenched.
Marla turned to me. “Goldy, are you listening? Charlotte told me. She figured Billie had some secret supply of fattening food out there. Plus, whenever Billie came home from Gold Gulch, within a few days she was a nervous wreck.”
Hmm, I thought, and why would that be? But I said nothing because, to me, Billie always seemed to be a nervous wreck. But in the end, as I knew she would, Marla promised to call Victor Lane to see if she could book into Gold Gulch for the upcoming week.
Back in the house, I splashed cold water on my face and looked hard at myself in the mirror. If I wanted to find out what had happened to Finn and Jack, then Marla wasn’t the only one who needed a spa visit. I really would have to go out to Gold Gulch. It wasn’t that I didn’t trust the police, and Tom especially. I did trust them. But what if Victor hid evidence, clammed up, or hired a lawyer? If Marla talked to the guests, and I talked to the staff—especially Isabelle—then I’d have a better chance of finding out the truth.
I paced around the kitchen. Victor Lane didn’t like me, blast him. So how was I going to get out there?
I came back again to the idea of Yolanda. When we’d both worked at a restaurant down in Denver, we’d become good friends. She’d help me out with this, of that I was sure. I put in a call to her house and left a message on her voice mail.
Suddenly, before Yolanda had even agreed to let me help her, I had the same worry that Marla did about good food becoming scarce. Tom loved my Chilled Curried Chicken Salad. So I preheated the oven, washed my hands, and sprinkled olive oil, salt, and pepper on chicken breasts. If I was going to be going out to Gold Gulch, I reasoned, then Tom would need to have food ready for him, right?
Tom. What would he say to my plan, besides that it was cockamamie? Figuring a good offense was the best defense, I called Tom and left a message: I was going out to Gold Gulch Spa to repay Yolanda for all the help she’d given me at the wedding. Could Tom spare Sergeant Boyd to come with me?
I speared the chicken breasts with a meat thermometer, put them in the oven, and began hunting for the other ingredients. When the phone rang, I was just finishing draining juice from the mandarin oranges and pineapple tidbits. I figured the ringing phone was Yolanda calling me back, and I picked it up quickly and delivered my singsongy business greeting.
“Goldy, are you out of your mind?” Tom spluttered.
“Oops. Guess I shouldn’t have answered the phone.”
“Oops? You don’t need to help Yolanda. What? You want to go out and mess up another crime scene—”
“Wait a minute,” I protested, as I measured out mayonnaise. “What was the first crime scene I messed up?”
“You know I’m talking about breaking into Jack’s house,” Tom said, with an attempt at patience. “And now we’ve had—”
“Hold on,” I interrupted as I nabbed chutney from the walk-in. “I didn’t break into Jack’s house, and it isn’t a crime scene—”
“Wait, now, Miss G. Within hours of Jack dying, you used a dubious legal basis to employ Jack’s own keys to enter his house, without knocking or ringing, according to Lucas.”
“Lucas needs to make fewer accusations, and hit fewer people on the side of the head,” I replied, indignant. “Listen, Tom,” I said, as I worked on my own patience, “I’m sorry if I upset you, as well as Lucas, but I was just trying to figure out why Jack—”
“Where’s Marla?” Tom demanded.
“I sent her home to nap.”
“Nap? Why does she need to nap?”
“She had too much to drink over here, what with the Irish coffee this morning, and scotch and soda this afternoon. Plus, she’s going to try to come out to the spa this week, too. For that, she needed to rest up.”
Tom said, “Jesus.” Then he paused, thinking. “If Boyd can’t go out there with you, you’re not going.”
“All right.” The call-waiting beeped, and I glanced at the phone’s readout, which is what I should have done before picking up to hear Tom being angry. “Yolanda’s ready to talk to me. I’ve gotta go.”
After Tom warned me again not to go into potentially dangerous situations, he signed off. Sighing, I clicked over to Yolanda.
“Are you out of your mind, Goldy?” Yolanda asked me.
“Don’t start. Tom’s already bawled me out.”
“How long has it been since you worked in a restaurant?”
“Come on, Yolanda. Let me help. Oh, and Tom says I have to have Boyd with me if I’m going to be working out there.”
“There’s not enough room in that kitchen for you, me, my two assistants, and a cop,” Yolanda said flatly, “even if the cop is kind of cute. There’s hardly enough room as it is. Plus, Victor’s such a jerk, he’d never let you work in there for no good reason.”
“You can tell him I’m repaying you for helping with the wedding.”
“He’ll never buy it.”
I pondered the salad dressing I was making, as well as the situation with Yolanda. She was right about the Victor piece of this.
“How about this,” I proposed. “You call Victor and tell him you have appendicitis. Or something. And it’s an ailment so sudden and dreadful that you have to go
into the hospital. You tell him you’ve asked me to take over, since we used to work together in a restaurant, and I know what I’m doing. Then I take your place for two or three days, and Boyd helps me. We manage in the small space, you come back after those days off, and I pay you your entire salary for a week.”
“Why do you want to get in there so badly?” Yolanda demanded. “I hate Victor, but I really need this job. If you make trouble for him, he might fire me.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” I said, although in the far reaches of my brain, the ones that oversaw vengeance for not hiring me, I saw making trouble for Victor as a plus. Still, though, Victor was Yolanda’s boss, and I really didn’t want to create problems for my old friend.
“Uh, Goldy? You didn’t answer my question. What do you think you’re going to find out at the spa?”
I set the blender on High and walked into the other room. Should I explain to Yolanda about the note from Jack? Well, if I was trusting her to lie for me, then perhaps I should. So I told her about Jack dying after being attacked at the spa. “Did you see anyone skulking around outside? Did anyone come through the kitchen to use your exit?”
“I’ve already talked to the cops about this. We were working hard, you know that. Did you notice anyone going in or out?”
“No. I wish I had.”
“And if anyone came in or out, I certainly don’t know when they were around. The one thing I remember? Jack crept through, made some kind of joke, and said he was going out for a smoke. Then he slipped through the door we use for putting out our dirty aprons and towels. He, uh, you know, didn’t come back in.”
I took a deep breath and told Yolanda about the note Jack had written for me in the hospital.
“Huh? He wrote ‘Gold’ on a piece of paper,” said Yolanda, incredulous, “and you think he was referring to the spa, and not you?”
“He didn’t call me Goldy. He called me Gertie Girl.”
Yolanda paused. “Did he write anything else on the paper?”
“Yes. He wrote ‘Keys’ and ‘Fin,’ which was the name of his best friend. Although he didn’t spell Finn’s name correctly. Look, Yolanda, does Victor ever have you make up smoothies in the Smoothie Cabin?”
“No, Victor does all that. He makes up batches of them, and then has some of the staff pour them for the guests, usually. It’s not as if it’s a secret recipe, he tells me, but he still won’t let me do it. It’s less work for me, anyway.”
“Do you think he would let me do it?”
“I’m sure he would not. He says he has to monitor the calories the clients get.”
Right, I thought. “Do you think Isabelle would let me into the Smoothie Cabin?”
“I doubt it, but she might, even though Victor told her he was going to fire her if she let anybody else in there.”
“Okay, I’ll talk to her when I get out there.”
“She can’t fake appendicitis, too.”
“Don’t worry, Yolanda. And thanks.”
“Goldy,” she replied, “you should have your head examined.”
“Will you call Victor and pave the way for me?”
“Yes, and you don’t have to pay me all that money.”
“Yes, I do. Jack was my godfather.” My voice cracked, and I silently cursed it. “I loved him, and I want to find out what he was looking for in the Smoothie Cabin. I want to find out what happened to him.”
“The cops have been out at the spa all day!” She sounded exasperated. “What do you think you’ll find that they missed?”
“I don’t know,” I said truthfully. “But I know I’m not going to rest until I at least make an effort on behalf of Jack.”
Yolanda exhaled again. “That’s why you don’t have to pay me.” She paused. “I didn’t need my appendix anyway.”
20
I woke in a sweat before the alarm went off. Our room wasn’t hot, and I was not menopausal (yet). Hmm. I glanced at our clock: not quite five. I slid out of bed and tiptoed over to flip the switch, to keep the clock from awakening Tom. Perhaps worry about the upcoming day had jolted me out of sleep. Those worries included: Would Victor Lane, who long ago had insisted to me that women in general and I in particular couldn’t cook, be nice to me? (Fat chance.) Would the spa clients like the food I prepared? (Not if they were anything like Billie.) Would I feel any better if I found out anything on the subject of why Jack had been attacked? (Too early to tell.)
Then again, maybe anxieties about the upcoming day had not awakened me. Our bedroom was filled with unusually bright light. I pulled back the curtain and couldn’t believe that after all our weeks of rain, sunshine streaking through the pines and aspens now dappled our street.
I veered away from looking at Jack’s house and instead spread out my yoga mat. I lay down and tried to summon an attitude of optimism to match the weather. But that would entail forgetting that my dear godfather was dead. It would also mean consigning to the River of Forgetfulness the colossal argument I’d had with Tom the night before.
As I stretched and breathed and tried unsuccessfully to clear my mind, I recalled how the first thing that had happened after dinner was that Yolanda had called me back. She’d phoned Victor with the bad news of her sudden attack of appendicitis and having to be down at Southwest Hospital. Instead of being compassionate, Victor had started yelling, no surprise. Yolanda had grunted and groaned her way through a fake pain attack and managed to say she’d hired a replacement, who was yours truly. Victor had been pissed, she said, laughing, but he’d agreed to let her off until Thursday dinner, when she’d “better be back, or be fired.”
“Oh, for crying out loud,” I said. “Who’s he going to get if he lets you go?”
“Hey, Goldy, good question! But I groaned big, and he told me to stop. So I managed to thank him. I also told him I’d call my assistants so they could be there to help you with breakfast. You don’t have to show up until quarter to six. Can you manage that?”
“Absolutely,” I promised. “Do you think he suspects you were faking?”
“That’s the only thing that worries me. I keep telling him he needs to see a shrink, get on some antiparanoia medicine.”
“Jeez.” I remembered Victor blowing his top about Jack’s search of the Smoothie Cabin, and how he’d questioned me as to what my godfather had been up to. Had I put on a good enough act? I wondered.
“Totally. But listen,” she warned, “in addition to Boyd, you might need Julian to help you with dinner. It’s not the extra cooking that makes the last meal of the day difficult. It’s the serving. The clients just get really, really hungry by the end of the day.”
“If Julian can’t help, then I’ll find someone else.”
Yolanda had promised to e-mail me the menu for Tuesday so I would know what to expect. She also told me the recipes were stored in the spa’s kitchen computer, and gave me the password: weight. She made me swear to call her if I needed her back. And she still didn’t want me to pay her. I told her I’d had lots of catering assignments this summer, was up to my chef’s hat in money, and had a free week, to boot. She laughed and said she was capable of making a rapid recovery. I thanked her again and signed off.
Then I called Julian, who said, “Oh no, I don’t think I can do low-fat food.” When I told him the emphasis was on health, not weight loss, he said, “Okay, I’m down for it.” Which was Julian-speak for yes, he would help.
Tom, unfortunately, had been even angrier than Victor Lane when he heard I’d had Yolanda lie so I could do a fill-in job at Gold Gulch. I’d broken the news to him when we were chopping the last ingredients for the Chilled Curried Chicken Salad. Tom had stopped slicing, put down his knife, and shaken his head.
“I told you on the phone, Goldy, you’re not going out there again unless Boyd goes with you.”
“And I said that was fine! He just has to be there at a quarter to six.”
Tom called Boyd with the specifics, and nodded curtly when he got off the phone. So Boyd must have
been down for it, too.
I handed Tom a spoon with a dollop of the curry dressing. “It’ll be better when it’s chilled.”
He tasted and nodded. “Know what, Miss G.? You’d be better if you chilled.”
“Very funny.”
“Not meaning to be. Look, investigating the Finn case is proving more difficult than we’d anticipated, because of all the mud and trash down in that ravine next to the highway. If I have to worry about you and what you’re up to every minute, then my own work becomes more challenging than my cardiologist wants.”
“What cardiologist?” I asked. I spooned the pineapple, mandarin oranges, raisins, shreds of roast chicken, and chopped red onion into a crystal bowl and tossed them together. Then I ladled on creamy dollops of the curry-and-chutney-laced dressing, and stirred again. “When did you start going to a cardiologist? And does this mean I should have used low-fat mayonnaise?”
Tom began washing the cutting boards. “Now who’s being the funny one? Anyway, all that is beside the point.”
“Look, Tom, I’m insisting on going out to the spa because Jack wanted me to. I feel it in my bones.”
“So much for empirical analysis,” Tom said dryly. “Tell me: do you feel it in your bones that Jack wanted you to get hurt? Hurt the way he was, I mean?”
I gave him a look full of vinegar. “He wrote ‘Gold’ on a piece of paper—”
“Ah, the infamous meaningless note.”
“And remember, Boyd will be with me—”
“Yeah, I had to take him off a security detail for the governor, so if the gov gets whacked in the next three days, it’s on you.”
I ignored this, because I knew Boyd wouldn’t have been taken off an important security detail unless they’d found someone to replace him. “So,” I went on, “Boyd will be helping me. The bistro where Julian works is closed for the month of August, and he’s going to come over and lend a hand, too. And there will only be sixty-one guests at the spa. Piece of cake.”
Tom rolled his eyes at the ceiling instead of making a joke about the cake.
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