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by Maureen Callahan


  So you can see what a Lady Gaga might mean to young Japanese women.

  “She’s everything to us,” says a twenty-nine-year-old superfan who goes by the name Junko Monster. “We have nothing except for Gaga.” She is standing outside Kobe Kinen Hall with her best friend, Megumi Monster, who is carrying, in her handbag, a laminated board filled with pictures of the girls and Lady Gaga. It goes with her everywhere.

  “She said to us [that] we’re precious,” says Megumi Monster.

  “You feel her music and her art and energy,” says Junko Monster. “I can’t explain it.”

  Two nights later, in Yokohama, Lady Gaga is needier than before. She does her TinkerBell routine, lying across the stage, talking about the way TinkerBell says she will die if you don’t clap for her, and she’s like TinkerBell. “SCREAM FOR ME!!!!!” she exclaims, and she seems to really need it. “Do you think I’m sexy?” is another favorite, and she will goad the crowd till she gets the response she wants.

  What’s clear is that—despite having presented herself in deliberate opposition to the traditional manufactured sex bomb of a pop star, a girl who would never trade on her sexuality for fame—she wants to be the beautiful star. She wears a bobbed blond wig, forties-Hollywood-starlet style, liquid black eyeliner, and hot pink lipstick. She is made up to be pretty, though she’ll still put on a white fringed column with an attached headdress that makes her look like Cousin Itt.

  Junko Monster and Megumi Monster are at this show, too. Junko is wearing Diet Coke cans in her hair. The other day, she and Megumi wound up taking the same bullet train from Osaka to Yokohama as Lady Gaga—a total coincidence, they say. They are vibrating; they are the girls that Gaga spoke about onstage, who presented her with yet another handmade tribute, who taught her a few key words in Japanese. “ ‘Awesome’ and ‘fuck,’ ” Junko Monster says.

  Next to them, after the show, is a boy named Yuki Yoshida. He is tall and twenty-two and is wearing his own homemade version, in black, of Lady Gaga’s famous frothy, two-foot-tall white headpiece and eye mask. “Lady Gaga set me free,” he says, shyly. “What she did—her fashion, performance . . . maybe I could be Lady Gaga. Maybe I could create something. Maybe I have something. To be inspired is important.”

  There is a twenty-something woman wearing cigarette glasses. There are gaggles of girls in hair bows, blond wigs, and black bodysuits, neon skirts and slashed stockings. They overtook the nearby train station at two in the afternoon, traveling in packs, to the great bemusement of the middle-aged ticket takers and the young families who are here to go electronics shopping in the mall upstairs. The exuberance with which the Japanese fan digests, deconstructs, and reconstructs a look is unrivaled. “I’m going to miss Japan,” Lady Gaga said from the stage. “Everyone is so well dressed.”

  As has been said of Gaga herself, the genius of her show lies in its mix of radicalism and rote, meta and mainstream. Half of the show feels like the most innovative, challenging, arresting pop experience on the planet ever, and half of it feels utterly dated and cheesy, the wanton indulgences of the failed theater geek. There is fog and pyro and her keytar. There is a lead guitarist who looks exactly like Sergio!, the character Jon Hamm so recently did on Saturday Night Live, a shirtless, greased-up muscle freak in tight jeans, long black hair permed and pulled back in the oiliest half-ponytail ever, orgasmically playing and convinced that he’s wanted by everyone in the room. And then there’s the giant “Fame Monster,” a huge stuffed dragon that’s operated by visible stagehands, and the tree and the bench meant to be Central Park, and the fake subway car, and it all works. It’s a genius juxtaposition.

  What Gaga said about her stage show in 2007, as a baby artist with big ambition, is manifest in the tour she’s spending millions of dollars on now: “My performance has developed,” she said. “I’m trading in stripper shoes for Jimmy Choos, but the grit and the grind and the hairspray are still there. [It’s] the couture version of my downtown performance. It’s more fierce. I’ve been doing this for years, and fine-tuning it as I go.”

  That she has. It’s the on-the-dot end of her show, seamlessy executed, tighter and stronger and even more visually impressive than what she had going on in her debut show in Manchester eight weeks ago. But there is always room for improvement.

  “Good night, Japan!” she bellows. This time, it’s not just her bra that explodes. It’s her crotch, too.

  Bibliography

  ARTICLES

  One

  Callahan, Maureen, and Sara Stewart. “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, January 21, 2010.

  Interscope press release, “The Fame,” 2008.

  Previously unpublished interview, 2008.

  Two

  “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, p. 84.

  Barton, Laura. “I’ve Felt Famous My Whole Life.” Guardian, January 21, 2009.

  Previously unpublished interview, 2008.

  Three

  “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, p. 84.

  Seabrook, John. “Transformer.” New Yorker, February 1, 2010.

  Four

  Hattenstone, Simon. “Grace Jones: ‘God I’m Scary. I’m Scaring Myself.’ ” Guardian, April 17, 2010.

  Five

  Love, Courtney. “Courtney Love Does the Math.” Salon.com, June 14, 2000.

  Vena, Jocelyn, with additional reporting by Sway Calloway. “Akon Calls Lady Gaga His ‘Franchise Player.’ ” MTV.com, June 5, 2009.

  Six

  “Who’s That Lady?” New York Post, p. 85.

  Slomowicz, DJ Ron. “Interview with Lady Gaga.” About.com, June 10, 2008.

  Kaufman, Gil. “Lady Gaga/Rob Fusari Lawsuit: A Closer Look.” MTV.com, March 19, 2010.

  Seven

  Thomas, Matt. “Going Gaga.” Fabmagazine.com, December 24, 2008.

  Eight

  Graff, Gary. “Lady Gaga Ready to Go for Headlining Tour.” Billboard.com, March 3, 2009.

  Nine

  Staff. “Aussie Shock Jocks Grill Gaga on Penis.” News.ninemsn.au, September 4, 2009.

  Ten

  Parnes, Amie, and Kiki Ryan. “Obama, Lady Gaga Vie for Limelight.” Politico.com, October 11, 2009.

  Spines, Christine. “Lady Gaga Wants You.” Cosmpolitan, April 2010.

  Weiner, Juli. “This Is So On: M.I.A. vs. Lady Gaga.” VanityFair.com, April 7, 2010.

  Cady, Jennifer. “Lady Gaga on ‘Telephone’ and Its Hidden Meaning.” Eonline.com, March 11, 2010.

  Sale, Jennifer. “Johnny Weir Worships at the Altar of Lady Gaga.” Examiner.com, February 15, 2010.

  Corsello, Andrew. “The Biggest Little Man in the World.” GQ, April 2010.

  Hampp, Andrew, and Emily Bryson York. “How Miracle Whip, Plenty of Fish Tapped Lady Gaga’s ‘Telephone.’ ” AdAge.com, March 13, 2010.

  BOOKS

  Herbert, Emily. Lady Gaga: Queen of Pop. London: John Blake Publishing Ltd., 2010.

  Phoenix, Helia. Lady Gaga: “Just Dance” The Biography. London: Orion Books, 2010.

  Index

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  ABC No Rio, 40

  Abramovi´c, Marina, 220

  Ad Age, 212, 214

  Adams, Ryan, 104

  Aguilera, Christina, 16, 68–69, 104, 200, 202

  Åkerlund, B., 173

  Åkerlund, Jonas, 172, 199, 209, 210, 214

  Akon, 103–4, 109–10

  “Alejandro,” 171

  video for, 207

  Alleged Gallery, 40

  Allen, Lily, 106, 188, 201

  American Idol, 117, 171, 220

  Amos, Tori, 38

  Apple, Fiona, 5, 25, 38

  Arlene’s Grocery, 58

  Armani, Giorgio, 203

  B., Mel, 145

  B-52s, 158

  Backstreet Boys, 38, 69, 104

  “Bad Romance,” 12, 41, 171, 19
8, 199, 208

  video for, 84, 199–200, 201, 209, 211

  Balazs, Andre, 121

  Banksy, 206

  Barney, Matthew, 52, 86

  Barney, Tamra, 208

  Basquiat, Jean-Michel, 40

  Beatles, 38

  “Beautiful, Dirty, Rich,” 34, 57, 67, 72, 91, 92, 143, 150

  Beauty Bar, 51

  Beck, 41

  Belverio, Glenn, 62

  Bennett, Roy, 154

  Besencon, Laurent, 67, 69, 74, 104, 106, 108

  Beyoncé, 91, 186, 200, 209, 211, 213

  Bieber, Justin, 82

  BigChampagne.com, 70, 118

  Billboard, 149, 198

  Billboard.com, 163

  Bitter End, 15–16, 20, 33, 35, 36, 58, 59, 75, 102

  Björk, 86–87

  Black Eyed Peas, 13

  Blender, 84–85, 88

  Blow, Isabella, 87

  Blue, Alektra, 210–11

  “Blueberry Kisses,” 37, 60

  Bluewater, 207

  Boiling Points, 14

  Bongiovanni, Gary, 187

  Bordello, 123

  Bowery, Leigh, 6, 83, 84, 86,

  87

  Bowery Ballroom, 41

  Bowie, David, 6, 17–18, 42, 63, 68, 83, 84, 89, 206, 208

  Box, 41

  Boy George, 83, 86

  Boyle, Susan, 82, 117–18

  “Boys Boys Boys,” 34, 79, 94–95, 109–10

  Bozzio, Dale, 6, 86, 187

  Branch, Michelle, 38

  Britain’s Got Talent, 117

  Brit Awards, 166

  Bronfman, Edgar, Jr., 202

  “Brown Eyes,” 37, 57, 60

  Brüno, 6

  Buzzcocks, 3

  Candy Warhol Films, The,

  151–52

  Caramanica, Jon, 80

  Carl, Lüc, 44–47, 63, 93–96, 99, 102, 103, 113, 159, 180–81, 221

  Carnegie Hall, 220–21

  Carter, Aaron, 69

  Carter, Troy, 123, 154, 157, 161, 174, 214

  Casablancas, Julian, 25

  Cazwell, 120, 132–33, 138, 182

  CBGB’s, 40

  Chalayan, Hussein, 90, 171

  Chance, Grayson, 118

  Cherrytree, 101

  Cho, Ben, 175–76

  Ciemny, Angela, 150, 159–61, 164–65, 173, 174, 180, 183, 185, 194–95

  Ciemny, David, 126, 131,

  133–34, 139, 144, 149, 150, 156–61, 163, 164–66, 173, 174, 179–81, 183–86,

  188–89, 196

  Cirque du Soleil, 6

  Clarkson, Kelly, 38

  Clockwork Orange, A, 89

  Club Skirts, 172

  CNN, 213

  Coachella, 105

  Coalition Media Group, 122

  Columbia Records, 23

  Confessions from the Velvet Ropes (Belverio), 62

  Convent of the Sacred Heart, 14–15

  Cooper, Alice, 87

  Corbijn, Anton, 6

  Cordele, Natasha, 222

  Cosmopolitan, 140

  Cowell, Simon, 82, 117

  Crevette Films, The, 151–52

  Cutrone, Kelly, 139

  Cutting Room, 25

  D., Justine, 61

  Da Family, 101

  Daft Punk, 163, 199

  Daily Mail, 188, 207

  Dalí, Salvador, 87

  Dancing with the Stars, 162, 179

  Danger Mouse, 206

  Daniel, Tom, 221

  Dean, Will, 188

  Dee, Julia, 58

  DeGeneres, Ellen, 118, 179

  Dell, Gavin, 4

  Destiny’s Child, 73

  Diana, Princess, 167

  Diddy, P., 197

  Diener, James, 119, 134

  Dinah Shore Weekend, 172

  Dior, 199

  DiSanto, Tony, 81–83, 135–36, 205

  “Disco Heaven,” 34, 92

  Donahue, Quinn, 107

  Don Hill’s, 51

  Drake, Jessica, 210, 213

  Dylan, Bob, 37

  East Village, 40

  electroclash, 6, 64, 65

  Elizabeth, Queen, 201

  Elle, 35, 201

  Ellen DeGeneres Show, The, 118, 179

  Emin, Tracey, 6

  E! Network, 214

  Entertainment Weekly, 149

  E! Online, 213

  Esquire, 112

  EW.com, 171, 213, 214

  Facebook, 12, 13, 82, 118, 134

  Fairey, Shepard, 206

  “Fame, The,” 101, 110

  Fame, The, 13, 34, 57, 80, 89, 94, 149, 157–58, 167, 203

  Fame Ball tour, 163, 170–71

  Fame Kills tour, 186–87

  Fame Monster, The, 167, 199

  Famous Music Publishing,

  23–24, 70

  Farrell, Perry, 104, 105

  Felix Da Housecat, 64

  Fergie, 200

  Field, Sally, 6

  Fischerspooner, 6

  Flying Nun, The, 6

  FlyLife, 120, 132, 140–41

  Fonda, Jane, 219

  Forbes, 12

  Formichetti, Nicola, 193–96

  Frere-Jones, Sasha, 89–90

  Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, 166–67

  Frock ’n’ Roll, 52

  Fun Gallery, 40

  Furtado, Nelly, 37

  Fusari, Rob, 11, 22, 24–28,

  31–34, 37–40, 45, 51,

  53–57, 60, 63, 66–67, 71, 73–74, 81, 91–93, 101, 104, 105, 107–8, 111, 125

  lawsuit of, 126–28

  Fuse, 86

  Gabriel, Peter, 86

  Gaga, Lady:

  as bisexual, 131, 180

  burlesque act of, 52–54

  cultural influences of, 6, 7, 84–89, 173

  gender rumors about, 166–67, 189, 209–10

  hospital visits of, 184–85

  influence of, 200–201

  name change of, 11, 16, 23, 35, 55

  recording contracts of, see Interscope Records; Island Def Jam

  teacup carried by, 166,

  167–68

  teen years of, 14–16, 42, 43, 84, 131

  Garland, Eric, 70, 118

  Garland, Judy, 87

  Gateley, Liz, 81–83, 89, 197

  Gaultier, Jean-Paul, 200

  Gawker, 213

  gay community, 6, 7, 79–80, 87, 88, 119–20, 122, 131–33, 135–36, 140–41

  Gehry, Frank, 199

  Germanotta, Cynthia (mother), 14, 21, 22, 28, 35, 60, 69, 113, 159, 164, 212

  Germanotta, Joseph (father), 13, 20–22, 27–28, 34–36, 39, 53, 69, 73, 99–100, 113, 123, 128, 155, 159, 197

  Germanotta, Natali (sister), 22, 28, 164, 221

  Gibson, Laurie Ann, 174

  Glastonbury Festival, 166,

  187–88

  Glee, 208

  Goldberg, Danny, 71

  Goldfrapp, 39

  Goodman, William, 214

  Gorka, Kenny, 36

  Gossip Girl, 41

  Grady, Christina, 198

  Grammy Awards, 203

  Greenfield, Jeff, 212

  Grier, Josh, 104, 128

  Guardian, 80, 86, 149, 188

  Guerinot, Jim, 73

  Guns ’N Roses, 173

  Habacker, James, 53, 54

  Hagen, Nina, 86

  Hanson, Mariah, 172

  Haring, Keith, 40

  Harvilla, Rob, 203

  Haus of Gaga, 152, 163, 195

  Herbert, Vincent, 101, 103, 108, 110

  Highline Ballroom, 143, 181

  Hills, The, 81, 139

  Hilton, Nicky, 15

  Hilton, Paris, 15, 205, 206

  Hilton, Perez, 70, 133–34, 141, 155, 173

  Hirsh, Erin, 159, 174, 180, 195

  Hirst, Damien, 6, 75, 199

  “Hollywood,” 33

  How to Make It in America, 208

  Human Rights Campaign National Equality Dinner, 198–99

  HX, 131


  Internet, 12–14, 17, 70, 82, 85, 100, 117–19, 133–35

  Interpol, 26, 41

  Interscope Records, 42, 101–4, 108–12, 119, 120, 122–24, 133, 136–37, 139, 142,

  150–55, 162

  Iovine, Jimmy, 108–10, 112, 120, 121, 162

  Island Def Jam, 16, 68, 71–74, 91–93, 99–101, 110

  iTunes, 13

  Jackson, Janet, 207

  Jackson, Michael, 5, 166, 173, 188–89, 207, 214

  Jacobs, Marc, 200

  Japan, 139, 217–18, 221–25

  Japan Times, 222

  Jersey Shore, 135, 194

  Jimmy Kimmel Live, 165

  Jingle Ball, 164

  Joel, Billy, 4, 6, 20, 38

  John, Elton, 6, 203, 208

  Johnston, Levi, 141–42

  Jolie, Angelina, 199

  Jonathan Fire*Eater, 41

  Jones, Grace, 6, 84, 86, 136,

  202

  Jones, Norah, 38

  Joy Division, 3

  “Just Dance,” 110–11, 112, 125, 132, 136, 139–43, 145, 150, 162, 163, 166, 170

  video for, 120, 122, 134

  Kafafian, Tommy, 32, 37,

  54–58

  Kallen, Seth, 13, 20, 23

  Kennedy, Caroline, 15

  Ke$ha, 70, 172, 200, 208

  Kierszenbaum, Martin, 101

  Killers, 26, 94, 95

  King Kong, 6

  Klein, Steven, 207

  Kluger, Adam, 211–12

  Kobe World Kinen Hall, 217–18, 222–23

  Koh, Terence, 220

  Kon Live, 101, 110

  Kors, Michael, 200

  Krelenstein, Greg, 65

  Kubrick, Stanley, 89

  Kubwa, Toto, 207

  Kwak, Karen, 71–72

  LaChapelle, David, 179, 180, 182, 186

  Ladyfag, 79–80

  Lagerfeld, Karl, 41, 158,

  200–201

  Lam, Derek, 200

  Lambert, Adam, 16

  La Roux, 92

  L.A. Times, 198, 205

  Lauper, Cyndi, 7, 204, 208

  Lavigne, Avril, 38

  Law, Jude, 41

  Lawrence, Don, 68–69

  Lepore, Amanda, 132, 182

  Lewitinn, Sarah, 68

  Lezark, Leigh, 65–66

  Lil Wayne, 208–9

  Logo, 136–38, 145, 166

  Lohan, Lindsay, 20

  Lollapalooza, 59, 104–8, 187

  Long Island City, 52

  Lopera, Frank “Speedy,” 180, 181–82, 186

  Lord-Alge, Tom, 91

  Love, Courtney, 100

  “LoveGame,” 142, 143, 150, 183, 188

  Lower East Side, 11, 28, 40–47, 51, 52, 54, 58, 61, 64–66, 95–96, 111, 175

  Luke & Leroy’s, 51

  Lush Life (Price), 41

  Lyonne, Natasha, 175

 

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