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  “You don’t listen,” he said. “But you never did, so why should I be surprised?”

  Alex swallowed. “I’m listening. I’m listening!”

  “Fine, then you listen but you don’t hear.” He sighed and sank back in his chair. “We should never have come here.”

  “What, to this inn?”

  It was quite a nice one, in fact, on the eastern end of the Island, as the Vordanai termed their most fashionable district. The Old Man always said that people expected to find thieves in low dives and cheap flophouses, so any thief who cared to avoid attention would avoid such places at all costs. Alex secretly thought that he’d simply acquired a taste for luxury during his illustrious career, but she wasn’t complaining. They sat at their own table in the well-appointed common room, with leather chairs and well-dressed waiters bowing whenever Alex raised a finger. Beside them was a window made of real glass, with an excellent view of the spires of the Island and the bridges that connected it to the Exchange.

  “To this city!” the Old Man said, rapping the table with his knuckles. “I swore I’d never come back. I knew it would be the death of me.”

  “It’s only for a few days,” Alex said. “And the money’s good.”

  “Too good,” the Old Man muttered.

  “What do you expect? The Concordat has everyone scared stiff. I imagine the client had to up his price to attract any interest.”

  “So more fools we, to take an interest.”

  Alex sighed. “Come on. I’ll do the job tonight. We’ll be out of the city by morning. In two weeks we’ll be back in Desland, and we can spend a year living like merchant princes if we like.”

  She’d dreamed of Desland, asleep in the soft feather-bed upstairs. It was the closest thing she had to a home, the place where she’d spent her formative years, and she was fond of it. It was a quiet, orderly city, building and citizenry both decked out in bright colors, framed against a bay so blue it made your eyes water to look at for too long.

  More specifically, she’d dreamed of a rather nice young man who lived there, who she had allowed to kiss her on several occasions and, on the night before she’d left, to slip a hand inside her blouse for a few minutes of inexpert but enthusiastic fumbling. Thinking about him brought a flush to her cheeks, and she bent closer to her plate in case the Old Man noticed.

  She needn’t have worried. He was staring out the window at the tallest building in the skyline, a great ancient hunk of stone with two tall, pointed towers connected by a fragile-looking rope bridge. This was the Sworn Cathedral of Saint Ligamenti, a relic of a by-gone age that she had been mildly curious to go and visit. There were no cathedrals left in the League cities; angry mobs and self-righteous city councils, drunk on their new power, had razed them during the Schism, mostly to be replaced by allegorical statues of Truth and Freedom triumphing over Tyranny.

  “It was always a bad place,” the Old Man said, and lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “For people like you. Not a mile from this spot, the Pontifex of the Black ripped out the tongues of heretics with hot pliers.”

  “That was two hundred years ago,” Alex protested. “There hasn’t even been a Pontifex of the Black since before the Schism. And Vordan is as much Free Church as the League, these days.”

  “Elysium has a long memory. And everyone knows the Last Duke is close with the Church.” He jerked his head at the window and the Cathedral. “They’re holding services in that great damn abattoir again, you know.”

  “All right, all right. I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for any Black Priests while I’m out there.” Alex rolled her eyes. And I’ll watch for dragons and bogeymen, too. “Now, let me tell you my idea—”

  • • •

  Two globes of darkness encircled Alex’s hands, flat black in the faint moonlight. She pointed one hand toward the roof of the other tenement, and extended her will. Blackness surged out in a long, thin line, like a rope made of pure shadow. She could feel it tense and quiver as though it were an extension of her own flesh, and she felt the force of impact as it hit the bricks and punched inward with a soft crunch. A hundred tiny black filaments radiated outward, scrambling for a hold.

  She waited a moment, then tugged to make sure the grip was solid. Once she was sure, she took a deep breath, and stepped off into space.

  For a brief, heart-stopping instant she dropped straight down, until the line of darkness jerked her arm up and turned the fall into a swing. A second later she was hurtling toward the side of the building with bone-cracking speed. She threw up her other hand, and a second black beam lanced out, this one straight into the brick wall.

  The liquid darkness could be hard or soft, firm or yielding, as she required. In this case, an effort of will turned it hard and springy enough to kill the momentum she’d picked up crossing the gap. She let it evaporate, bit by bit, until she finally came to a stop with her feet against the wall, hanging from her shadow-rope, her weight supported by a few strands of braided darkness. From there it was just a matter of walking up, shortening the rope as she went, until she could throw her hands over the brick lip of the rooftop and pull herself on top.

  Impossible. Alex grinned in triumph, face flushed. She wished the Old Man could see this. He had taken a long time to come to terms with Alex’s strange power, but eventually its sheer usefulness had won him over. After that, he’d taught her a great deal about what could be accomplished by an athletic young girl with a rope and a head for angles.

  “Elysium has a long memory.” She shook her head at the memory of his disapproving frown. Maybe once upon a time, the Priests of the Black hunted people like me. There were enough stories about it, certainly. But as far as Alex could tell, there was no one else like her, not anymore, and no Priests of the Black either.

  Distractions. Alex heard the Old Man tut-tutting in her ear. She got to her feet, carefully, balancing on the narrow brick pathway, and worked her way around the length of the roof. The information the Old Man had pried out of his reluctant contacts indicated that the archive occupied the northern half of the floor, and Alex glanced up at the stars to make sure she hadn’t lost her bearings.

  When she reached the northeast corner, she crouched, and let darkness roll out from her fingertips once again. It dripped down like molasses until it touched the flimsy, ancient shingles, then split into a hundred smaller filaments that drilled out through the wood like termites. Pieces began to fall away, just a dusting at first, then chunks the size of wood chips.

  The tricky part was not letting anything drop before it had been sliced into small enough pieces that it wouldn’t make a sound; the black tendrils crossed and re-crossed, and beads of sweat popped out on Alex’s face with the effort. Eventually, a roughly circular section of the roof simply disintegrated into dust and splinters, falling away with a soft woof. Alex leaned over it and fired a shadow-line down, willing it solid enough to support her weight. She stepped out over the hole, balancing with both hands on the dark beam like an acrobat, and let it contract to lower her into room below as lightly as a feather.

  That ought to be neat enough to please even the Old Man. As Metzing, he’d been famous not only for stealing what nobody thought could be stolen, but for making it look effortless. When they’d met, she’d only just begun her own career, and her brute-force reliance on her power to get past obstacles kept getting her into trouble. The Old Man had taught her the art of thievery.

  He’d taught her a few other things, too. She’d been trying to avoid thinking about that part. But as she crouched in the corner of the darkened room, waiting for her eyes to adjust, she heard the soft tread of boots coming closer.

  “Don’t kill if you don’t have to,” the Old Man said. “Killing will make them quicker to chase and less likely to give up, and it’ll be worse for you if you’re caught. Besides, it isn’t elegant.” His lip twisted. “But if you do have to, you need to be quick, and quiet. Like this…”

  A door opened, admitting a sliver of
lantern-light. Alex blinked and swore silently. She was in one corner of a long, low-ceilinged room. Heavy, padlocked cabinets lined both walls, so wide that the space between was barely more than an aisle. It seemed terribly mundane for a place with such a dread reputation: one of the bottomless archives of the Concordat, where every dark secret in Vordan eventually came to rest.

  There were two doors, at the near and far ends of the room, and it was the closer one that had opened. Alex saw a figure in dark clothes outlined against the lit room beyond, but she herself was crouching in a dark corner, a shadow in a deeper shadow. That gave her a moment to act. She raised a hand and sent a shadow-line to snag the door and yank it shut, and heard a heavy lock clunk into place as it closed.

  The startled man turned to look, as she’d know he would, and Alex surged forward. She crossed the space between them with noiseless, cat-like steps, cannoned into the man from behind, and threw her hand up and across his mouth to stifle his surprised cry. At the same time, she brought her other hand up, palm flat, against the base of his neck. A needle-thin wedge of darkness punched out with the force of a miner’s pick, drilling through bone to open like a vicious, dark flower into a dozen sharp-edged strands inside the man’s skull.

  He jerked once, then subsided, and Alex caught his dead-weight and lowered him gently to the floor. Her throat was dry. This was the fifth man she’d killed in her career, and only the second who hadn’t actively been trying to kill her at the time. He would have tried, though, if he’d gotten the chance. She reminded herself sternly that this wasn’t some nobleman’s household guard, standing watch for the look of the thing before going home to his family. He’s Concordat. God knows what kind of blood is on his hands. It made her feel a little better.

  Once he’d stilled, she listened in silence for a few moments, hoping no other guards were nearby. Luck was with her there; she could hear a faint murmur of conversation, but it was distant, possibly on the story below. She got to her feet and prowled along the rows of cabinets, reading the labels affixed to them by the Last Duke’s meticulous clerks. She couldn’t figure out their system on a moment’s notice, so she padded down one side and back up the other, checking each in turn.

  Finally, she found what she was looking for. One of the cabinets was labeled with a neat list of names, and “De Farnis” was among them. That was the client’s name, and whatever was inside the cabinet was apparently so dangerous to his reputation that he was willing to pay an absurd price to have it back. Alex rolled her eyes at this typically noble sense of priorities, and extended a finger-thin sliver of darkness toward the lock. Lock-picking was not among the thief’s skills she’d studied, but that rarely posed a problem. She closed her hand into a fist, concentrating on honing the edge of the narrow wedge of shadow until it was harder and sharper than any steel blade. When she brought it down on the hasp of the lock, the solid iron parted as neatly as butter, and she tugged the broken pieces apart and set them carefully aside.

  De Farnis had been very insistent that she not examine the material she was recovering too closely, which only made Alex all the more curious as to what it was. She pulled the cabinet doors open, not sure what to expect. A stack of letters, perhaps. A signed confession. A skull? That was needlessly melodramatic—

  The cabinet was empty. A couple of dust motes danced in the faint light filtering in through the hole in the roof. She could see where something had been, a square pattern in the dust, with streaks where it had been recently removed. Someone knew I was coming. And that meant—

  The door at the far end of the room rattled and started to open. Alex didn’t hesitate. She was too far from the hole in the roof to make it out that way, but all she really needed was a window. The other door was only a few steps away. She wrenched at the handle, found it locked, and tore it completely away from the door with a frantic burst of shadow. The door shuddered open, and she tumbled through, blinking in the light of several lanterns.

  “That’s far enough, Master Metzing,” a deep voice said.

  Alex froze. It wasn’t the command that halted her, but the sight of two Concordat agents, in their long black leather coats, with muskets raised to their shoulders and trained on her. She was in some kind of common room, with the outer wall of the building behind her and wooden table in the center. An open doorway in the opposite wall led into a stairwell, and the two guards were standing squarely between her and a chance to run for it. She couldn’t see any windows.

  Behind the two black-coats was another pair of figures. One of them wore a grey habit, like a monk’s, that concealed its figure and hooded its face. The other looked more like a priest, but instead of the familiar dusty white or deep burgundy, his robe seemed to be made of black velvet. There was something strange about his face, as well—he was wearing a mask that reflected the light of the lanterns as myriad fractured gleams and sparkles, as though it were made from a smashed mirror.

  A third black-coat, pistol in hand, stepped back in from the archive room and added his weapon to those leveled at Alex. He had a thick, puffy-cheeked face, a black mustache, and cold, dark eyes. He walked toward Alex in measured strides, aim never wavering. She saw his eyes narrow.

  Alex tensed. There would be a moment, when the black-coat stepped right beside her, when the musketeers might hesitate to fire for fear of hitting him. It was going to be the only chance she was going to get. But I only need a moment…

  Her eyes kept going back to the dark-robed man in the strange mask. She heard the Old Man’s voice again, warning her about the Black Priests. But that was stupid. There’s no such thing as the Black Priests anymore.

  She could almost see the Old Man’s sour grin. “Just like there’s no such thing as magic?”

  The black-coat stepped in front of her, pistol trained on her forehead. He looked her up and down, and his lip quirked.

  “Damn,” he said. “You’re a girl, aren’t you?”

  Alex tried not to feel hurt. She knew she looked a little androgynous, with her short hair and slim leather working gear, but still. She suppressed a sarcastic quip—it didn’t seem wise, under the circumstances—and simply nodded.

  “Balls of the Beast,” the black-coat swore. “This isn’t who we’re looking for. It must be some kind of assistant, and that means he’s still out there.” He looked over his shoulder at the other guards. “Get someone back on the perimeter, and—”

  Alex slid sideways, putting the bulk of his body between herself and the other guards. Darkness slid out of her palm, hardening into sickle-like blade as she brought her arm up. The supernatural weapon took the black-coat’s arm off just in front of the elbow, slicing through coat, flesh, and bone with equal ease, and the hand still gripping the pistol fell away.

  He stared at it, dumb-founded, and before he had the presence of mind to scream Alex leaned around him and pointed, extending her will across the length of the room. Dark power shot out like a spear, catching one of the musket-wielding black-coats in the chest and pinning him to the wall. The man whose arm she’d cut off started to scream, high and panicked, and she saw the other musket barrel swinging toward her. Alex turned her lean into a dive and hit the ground hard, just as the weapon emitted a flash, an almighty bang, and a plume of smoke. She didn’t think she’d been hit, but she didn’t spare the time to check—another spear of shadow slashed out, homing in on the muzzle flash, punched the other musketeer off his feet.

  She drew the shadow line back in, rolled onto her back, and sent a third spear in the direction of the Concordat agent still staring in horror at his ruined limb. This one caught him in the side of the head and ended his troubles for good, and he crumpled on the spot. Alex lay still for a moment, fighting for breath.

  That makes eight. She shook her head to dismiss the thought and looked over at the other two figures—the masked priest and his hooded companion. To her surprise, they were still standing calmly in front of the stairs, not ducking for cover or fleeing in a panic. She got to her feet, palms o
ut and liquid darkness coiling dangerously over her fingers.

  “I think the sergeant was wrong,” said the priest. He had a heavy Murnskai accent, all thick Vs and rolling Rs. “The late sergeant, I should say. You are the infamous thief Metzing, I presume.”

  “That’s right,” Alex said. “Now get out of my way.”

  “And, unless I am very much mistaken, that was the demon called the Shadow Blade. It was once tamed, you know, but it was lost over two hundred years ago. Clerical error, I understand.”

  “I said move. Now.” Alex gestured with her shade-gloved hand to the corpses on either side of the masked man. Her heart hammered in her chest, but she tried not to show any nerves. He’s not even armed. I can kill him, if I have to.

  “Do you know who I am, child?”

  “You’re going to be a dead man in a moment.”

  “Once, we were vulgarly known as the Obsidian Order.” He tapped his mask, which made a click like dark glass. “Because of these, you see. There were other names as well, but we have always preferred to be called the Priests of the Black. We perform the same function as our brothers, in a different sphere. Those of the White concern themselves with matters of the next world, while the Priests of the Red manage the affairs of the Church in our mortal realm. And we attend to… the rest.

  “Once you would have known all of this from a glance at my mask, as well.” He sighed. “Alas, times have changed. We are victims of our own success. But I don’t imagine you care about my troubles, do you?” He smiled, his mask flexing and glittering darkly as the facets realigned. “Now. Are you going to come along quietly?”

  Alex had never killed a priest before. But she’d never met a Priest of the Black before, either, and a deep, atavistic terror overcame whatever reluctance she might have mustered. She raised her hand and sent a spear of darkness right at the center of that gleaming mask, with a force that ought to have spattered his brains against wall.

 

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