by Rick Riordan
‘Tristan McLean,’ Piper snapped.
As soon as she said it, she hated herself. She never, ever played the ‘famous dad’ card. But Drew had driven her over the edge. ‘My dad’s Tristan McLean.’
The stunned silence was gratifying for a few seconds, but Piper felt ashamed of herself. Everybody turned and looked at The Poster, her dad flexing his muscles for the whole world to see.
‘Oh my god!’ half the girls screamed at once.
‘Sweet!’ a guy said. ‘The dude with the sword who killed that other dude in that movie?’
‘He is so hot for an old guy,’ a girl said, and then she blushed. ‘I mean I’m sorry. I know he’s your dad. That’s so weird!’
‘It’s weird, all right,’ Piper agreed.
‘Do you think you could get me his autograph?’ another girl asked.
Piper forced a smile. She couldn’t say, If my dad survives …
‘Yeah, no problem,’ she managed.
The girl squealed in excitement, and more kids surged forward, asking a dozen questions at once.
‘Have you ever been on the set?’
‘Do you live in a mansion?’
‘Do you have lunch with movie stars?’
‘Have you had your rite of passage?’
That one caught Piper off guard. ‘Rite of what?’ she asked.
The girls and guys giggled and shoved each other around like this was an embarrassing topic.
‘The rite of passage for an Aphrodite child,’ one explained. ‘You get someone to fall in love with you. Then you break their heart. Dump them. Once you do that, you’ve proven yourself worthy of Aphrodite.’
Piper stared at the crowd to see if they were joking. ‘Break someone’s heart on purpose? That’s terrible!’
The others looked confused.
‘Why?’ a guy asked.
‘Oh my god!’ a girl said. ‘I bet Aphrodite broke your dad’s heart! I bet he never loved anyone again, did he? That’s so romantic! When you have your rite of passage, you can be just like Mom!’
‘Forget it!’ Piper yelled, a little louder than she’d intended. The other kids backed away. ‘I’m not breaking somebody’s heart just for a stupid rite of passage!’
Which of course gave Drew a chance to take back control. ‘Well, there you go!’ she cut in. ‘Silena said the same thing. She broke the tradition, fell in love with that Beckendorf boy and stayed in love. If you ask me, that’s why things ended tragically for her.’
‘That’s not true!’ Lacy squeaked, but Drew glared at her, and she immediately melted back into the crowd.
‘Hardly matters,’ Drew continued, ‘because, Piper, hon, you couldn’t break anyone’s heart anyway. And this nonsense about your dad being Tristan McLean – that’s so begging for attention.’
Several of the kids blinked uncertainly.
‘You mean he’s not her dad?’ one asked.
Drew rolled her eyes. ‘Please. Now, it’s time for breakfast, people, and Piper here has to start that little quest. So let’s get her packed and get her out of here!’
Drew broke up the crowd and got everyone moving. She called them ‘hon’ and ‘dear’, but her tone made it clear she expected to be obeyed. Mitchell and Lacy helped Piper pack. They even guarded the bathroom while Piper went in and changed into a better travelling outfit. The hand-me-downs weren’t fancy – thank god – just well-worn jeans, a T-shirt, a comfortable winter coat and hiking boots that fitted perfectly. She strapped her dagger, Katoptris, to her belt.
When Piper came out, she felt almost normal again. The other campers were standing at their bunks while Drew came around and inspected. Piper turned to Mitchell and Lacy and mouthed, Thank you. Mitchell nodded grimly. Lacy flashed a full-braces smile. Piper doubted Drew had ever thanked them for anything. She also noticed that the King of Sparta poster had been wadded up and thrown in the trash. Drew’s orders, no doubt. Even though Piper had wanted to take the poster down herself, now she was totally steamed.
When Drew spotted her, she clapped in mock applause. ‘Very nice! Our little quest girl all dressed in Dumpster clothes again. Now, off you go! No need to eat breakfast with us. Good luck with … whatever. Bye!’
Piper shouldered her bag. She could feel everyone else’s eyes on her as she walked to the door. She could just leave and forget about it. That would’ve been the easy thing. What did she care about this cabin, these shallow kids?
Except that some of them had tried to help her. Some of them had even stood up to Drew for her.
She turned at the door. ‘You know, you all don’t have to follow Drew’s orders.’
The other kids shifted. Several glanced at Drew, but she looked too stunned to respond.
‘Umm,’ one managed, ‘she’s our head counsellor.’
‘She’s a tyrant,’ Piper corrected. ‘You can think for yourselves. There’s got to be more to Aphrodite than this.’
‘More than this,’ one kid echoed.
‘Think for ourselves,’ a second muttered.
‘People!’ Drew screeched. ‘Don’t be stupid! She’s charmspeaking you.’
‘No,’ Piper said. ‘I’m just telling the truth.’
At least, Piper thought that was the case. She didn’t understand exactly how this charmspeaking business worked, but she didn’t feel like she was putting any special power into her words. She didn’t want to win an argument by tricking people. That would make her no better than Drew. Piper simply meant what she said. Besides, even if she tried charmspeaking, she had a feeling it wouldn’t work very well on another charmspeaker like Drew.
Drew sneered at her. ‘You may have a little power, Miss Movie Star. But you don’t know the first thing about Aphrodite. You have such great ideas? What do you think this cabin is about, then? Tell them. Then maybe I’ll tell them a few things about you, huh?’
Piper wanted to make a withering retort, but her anger turned to panic. She was a spy for the enemy, just like Silena Beauregard. An Aphrodite traitor. Did Drew know about that, or was she bluffing? Under Drew’s glare, her confidence began to crumble.
‘Not this,’ Piper managed. ‘Aphrodite is not about this.’
Then she turned and stormed out before the others could see her blushing.
Behind her, Drew started laughing. ‘Not this? Hear that, people? She doesn’t have a clue!’
Piper promised herself she would never ever go back to that cabin. She blinked away her tears and stormed across the green, not sure where she was going – until she saw the dragon swooping down from the sky.
XVI
PIPER
‘Leo?’ she yelled.
Sure enough, there he was, sitting atop a giant bronze death machine and grinning like a lunatic. Even before he landed, the camp alarm went up. A conch horn blew. All the satyrs started screaming, ‘Don’t kill me!’ Half the camp ran outside in a mixture of pyjamas and armour. The dragon set down right in the middle of the green, and Leo yelled, ‘It’s cool! Don’t shoot!’
Hesitantly, the archers lowered their bows. The warriors backed away, keeping their spears and swords ready. They made a loose wide ring around the metal monster. Other demigods hid behind their cabin doors or peeped out of the windows. Nobody seemed anxious to get close.
Piper couldn’t blame them. The dragon was huge. It glistened in the morning sun like a living penny sculpture – different shades of copper and bronze – a sixty-foot-long serpent with steel talons and drill-bit teeth and glowing ruby eyes. It had bat-shaped wings twice its length that unfurled like metallic sails, making a sound like coins cascading out of a slot machine every time they flapped.
‘It’s beautiful,’ Piper muttered. The other demigods stared at her like she was insane.
The dragon reared its head and shot a column of fire into the sky. Campers scrambled away and hefted their weapons, but Leo slid calmly off the dragon’s back. He held up his hands like he was surrendering, except he still had that crazy grin on his face.
‘People of Earth, I come in peace!’ he shouted. He looked like he’d been rolling around in the campfire. His army coat and his face were smeared with soot. His hands were grease-stained, and he wore a new tool belt around his waist. His eyes were bloodshot. His curly hair was so oily it stuck up in porcupine quills, and he smelled strangely of Tabasco sauce. But he looked absolutely delighted. ‘Festus is just saying hello!’
‘That thing is dangerous!’ an Ares girl shouted, brandishing her spear. ‘Kill it now!’
‘Stand down!’ someone ordered.
To Piper’s surprise, it was Jason. He pushed through the crowd, flanked by Annabeth and that girl from the Hephaestus cabin, Nyssa.
Jason gazed up at the dragon and shook his head in amazement. ‘Leo, what have you done?’
‘Found a ride!’ Leo beamed. ‘You said I could go on the quest if I got you a ride. Well, I got you a class-A metallic flying bad boy! Festus can take us anywhere!’
‘It – has wings,’ Nyssa stammered. Her jaw looked like it might drop off her face.
‘Yeah!’ Leo said. ‘I found them and reattached them.’
‘But it never had wings. Where did you find them?’
Leo hesitated, and Piper could tell he was hiding something.
‘In … the woods,’ he said. ‘Repaired his circuits, too, mostly, so no more problems with him going haywire.’
‘Mostly?’ Nyssa asked.
The dragon’s head twitched. It tilted to one side and a stream of black liquid – maybe oil, hopefully just oil – poured out of its ear, all over Leo.
‘Just a few kinks to work out,’ Leo said.
‘But how did you survive …?’ Nyssa was still staring at the creature in awe. ‘I mean, the fire breath …’
‘I’m quick,’ Leo said. ‘And lucky. Now, am I on this quest or what?’
Jason scratched his head. ‘You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, “festus” means “happy”? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?’
The dragon twitched and shuddered and flapped his wings.
‘That’s a yes, bro!’ Leo said. ‘Now, um, I’d really suggest we get going, guys. I already picked up some supplies in the – um, in the woods. And all these people with weapons are making Festus nervous.’
Jason frowned. ‘But we haven’t planned anything yet. We can’t just –’
‘Go,’ Annabeth said. She was the only one who didn’t look nervous at all. Her expression was sad and wistful, like this reminded her of better times. ‘Jason, you’ve only got three days until the solstice now, and you should never keep a nervous dragon waiting. This is certainly a good omen. Go!’
Jason nodded. Then he smiled at Piper. ‘You ready, partner?’
Piper looked at the bronze dragon wings shining against the sky, and those talons that could’ve shredded her to pieces.
‘You bet,’ she said.
Flying on the dragon was the most amazing experience ever, Piper thought.
Up high, the air was freezing cold, but the dragon’s metal hide generated so much heat it was like they were flying in a protective bubble. Talk about seat warmers! And the grooves in the dragon’s back were designed like high-tech saddles, so they weren’t uncomfortable at all. Leo showed them how to hook their feet in the chinks of the armour, like in stirrups, and use the leather safety harnesses cleverly concealed under the exterior plating. They sat single file: Leo in front, then Piper, then Jason, and Piper was very aware of Jason right behind her. She wished he would hold on to her, maybe wrap his arms around her waist, but, sadly, he didn’t.
Leo used the reins to steer the dragon into the sky like he’d been doing it all his life. The metal wings worked perfectly, and soon the coast of Long Island was just a hazy line behind them. They shot over Connecticut and climbed into the grey winter clouds.
Leo grinned back at them. ‘Cool, right?’
‘What if we get spotted?’ Piper asked.
‘The Mist,’ Jason said. ‘It keeps mortals from seeing magic things. If they spot us, they’ll probably mistake us for a small plane or something.’
Piper glanced over her shoulder. ‘You sure about that?’
‘No,’ he admitted. Then Piper saw he was clutching a photo in his hand – a picture of a girl with dark hair.
She gave Jason a quizzical look, but he blushed and put the photo in his pocket. ‘We’re making good time. Probably get there by tonight.’
Piper wondered who the girl in the picture was, but she didn’t want to ask and, if Jason didn’t volunteer the information, that wasn’t a good sign. Had he remembered something about his life before? Was that a photo of his real girlfriend?
Stop it, she thought. You’ll just torture yourself.
She asked a safer question. ‘Where are we heading?’
‘To find the god of the North Wind,’ Jason said. ‘And chase some storm spirits.’
XVII
LEO
Leo was totally buzzing.
The expression on everyone’s faces when he flew the dragon into camp? Priceless! He thought his cabinmates were going to bust a lug nut.
Festus had been awesome, too. He hadn’t blowtorched a single cabin or eaten any satyrs, even if he did dribble a little oil from his ear. Okay, a lot of oil. Leo could work on that later.
So maybe Leo didn’t seize the chance to tell everybody about Bunker 9 or the flying boat design. He needed some time to think about all that. He could tell them when he came back.
If I come back, part of him thought.
Nah, he’d come back. He’d scored a sweet magic tool belt from the bunker, plus a lot of cool supplies now safely stowed in his backpack. Besides, he had a fire-breathing, only slightly leaky dragon on his side. What could go wrong?
Well, the control disk could bust, the bad part of him suggested. Festus could eat you.
Okay, so the dragon wasn’t quite as fixed as Leo might’ve let on. He’d worked all night attaching those wings, but he hadn’t found an extra dragon brain anywhere in the bunker. Hey, they were under a time limit! Three days until the solstice. They had to get going. Besides, Leo had cleaned the disk pretty well. Most of the circuits were still good. It would just have to hold together.
His bad side started to think, Yeah, but what if –
‘Shut up, me,’ Leo said aloud.
‘What?’ Piper asked.
‘Nothing,’ he said. ‘Long night. I think I’m hallucinating. It’s cool.’
Sitting in front, Leo couldn’t see their faces, but he assumed from their silence that his friends were not pleased to have a sleepless, hallucinating dragon driver.
‘Just joking.’ Leo decided it might be good to change the subject. ‘So what’s the plan, bro? You said something about catching wind, or breaking wind, or something?’
As they flew over New England, Jason laid out the game plan: first, find some guy named Boreas and grill him for information –
‘His name is Boreas?’ Leo had to ask. ‘What is he, the God of Boring?’
Second, Jason continued, they had to find those venti that had attacked them at the Grand Canyon –
‘Can we just call them storm spirits?’ Leo asked. ‘Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.’
And third, Jason finished, they had to find out who the storm spirits worked for, so they could find Hera and free her.
‘So you want to look for Dylan, the nasty storm dude, on purpose,’ Leo said. ‘The guy who threw me off the skywalk and sucked Coach Hedge into the clouds.’
‘That’s about it,’ Jason said. ‘Well … there may be a wolf involved, too. But I think she’s friendly. She probably won’t eat us, unless we show weakness.’
Jason told them about his dream – the big nasty mother wolf and a burnt-out house with stone spires growing out of the swimming pool.
‘Uh-huh,’ Leo said. ‘But you don’t know where this place is.’
‘Nope,’ Jason admitted.
‘There
are also giants,’ Piper added. ‘The prophecy said the giants’ revenge.’
‘Hold on,’ Leo said. ‘Giants – like more than one? Why can’t it be just one giant who wants revenge?’
‘I don’t think so,’ Piper said. ‘I remember in some of the old Greek stories, there was something about an army of giants.’
‘Great,’ Leo muttered. ‘Of course, with our luck, it’s an army. So you know anything else about these giants? Didn’t you do a bunch of myth research for that movie with your dad?’
‘Your dad’s an actor?’ Jason asked.
Leo laughed. ‘I keep forgetting about your amnesia. Heh. Forgetting about amnesia. That’s funny. But, yeah, her dad’s Tristan McLean.’
‘Uh – Sorry, what was he in?’
‘It doesn’t matter,’ Piper said quickly. ‘The giants – well, there were lots of giants in Greek mythology. But if I’m thinking of the right ones they were bad news. Huge, almost impossible to kill. They could throw mountains and stuff. I think they were related to the Titans. They rose from the earth after Kronos lost the war – I mean the first Titan war, thousands of years ago – and they tried to destroy Olympus. If we’re talking about the same giants –’
‘Chiron said it was happening again,’ Jason remembered. ‘The last chapter. That’s what he meant. No wonder he didn’t want us to know all the details.’
Leo whistled. ‘So … giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn’t the time to bring up my psycho babysitter.’
‘Is that another joke?’ Piper asked.
Leo told them about Tía Callida, who was really Hera, and how she’d appeared to him at camp. He didn’t tell them about his fire abilities. That was still a touchy subject, especially after Nyssa had told him fire demigods tended to destroy cities and stuff. Besides, then Leo would have to get into how he’d caused his mom’s death, and … No. He wasn’t ready to go there. He did manage to talk about the night she died, not mentioning the fire, just saying the machine shop collapsed. It was easier without having to look at his friends, just keeping his eyes straight ahead as they flew.
