Therefore, I was instructed to take whatever steps necessary to make sure she got out okay." I shrugged. "Nepotism, I guess you'd call it. I'm not really in the bodyguard business, but, hell, orders are orders. And we'd have made it, too, if she hadn't got all loused up on port and starboard. Christ, what a time to get nautical. If she'd just stuck to right and left, we'd be home free!"
"But if you didn't want to kill Mr. Leonard-" This was Martha's escort, frowning thoughtfully. "If you weren't really setting him up' for murder, why go to all the trouble-"
"He's here, isn't he?" I said shortly. "He isn't up north tending to business like he should, is he? He's chasing mirages through a lousy Florida swamp, or at least he was all last night. And right now he's wasting time shuffling papers up forward instead of using his brains and trying to find out why somebody wanted him out of circulation early on the morning of June fifteenth. It must be hell working for a stupid man. I feel for you boys, I really do. The gent I take my orders from may not be so photogenic, but at least he's got something between the ears besides a wad of crumpled newspaper clippings telling him what a wonderful guy he..
I'd figured Leonard had sent us back here so he could sneak up and listen to us, and I was right. Now he appeared in the cabin entrance, looking stern and accusing.
"Well!" he snapped. "I hope you gentlemen are having a good time comparing employers."
Our two guards had jumped to their feet. The nearest one, Martha's man, protested quickly, "Sir, we thought it best to let him talk. He claims he wasn't really assigned to murder you, as we assumed."
"I heard what he claims." Leonard laughed scornfully. "What else could he say, having failed to carry out his mission? I've met this beanpole agent before. All his mistakes are always on purpose, to hear him tell it." He looked at me. "You'll have to conic up with a better story than that, Helm. I think you're talking just to keep yourself alive!"
He was perfectly right, but it wasn't really an inspired guess. What else would I be doing under the circumstances? Of course, I was also talking to throw him off guard so I could do the job I'd been sent here for.
I shrugged in a resigned sort of way. "Suit yourself, Mr. Leonard. I'm a hell of a liar. If fact doesn't suit you, I can cook up some real fancy fiction."
He hesitated. Then he said carelessly, "Oh, no let's not strain your imagination any further.
Let's stick with your current fairy tale, at least for the present. But let's make it slightly more plausible. Give us some motivation, Helm. Tell us just why you're supposed to have gone to a great deal of trouble-you, and your murderous employer, and all his lackeys and accomplices, not to mention that fine little actress, his daughter-to set an elaborate trap for me, if all the time you were intending to magnanimously spare my life?"
"I told you," I said, mixing a little judicious falsehood with a lot of truth, or what I guessed to be the truth. "Anyway, I told these characters. It wasn't a trap. For various reasons it was essential to get you out of Washington for a day or two, Mr. Leonard; out of Washington and out of easy contact with your key people. My chief knew, of course, that when he went underground you'd keep a sharp eye on his daughter, hoping she'd lead you to him. He simply had her take you on a wild goose chase into darkest Florida, leaving him to carry on undisturbed up north." Leonard tried to interrupt, but I went on without pausing. "Why should we shoot you, Leonard? You're through, but even a discredited Chief of Intelligence can cause a lot of awkward questions if he's found with a bullet hole in him. I think my chief will be willing to settle for your resignation and retirement from public life-that is, of course, if you turn Miss Borden and me loose unharmed."
They were all grinning. As a comic, I was a big success. "My, that's mighty big of Arthur Borden," Leonard said playfully. "You're sure that's all he wants, my resignation and retirement? Oh, and the two of you unharmed, of Course."
I said blandly, "Well, I haven't had a chance to consult him about the details, sir, but I feel he intends to be generous. Of course, you'll never hold another government position as long as you live, but at least you will live." I congratulated myself on getting the lie out with some conviction. I went on, "It's your last chance, Mr. Leonard, assuming that I'm right and he's willing to give it to you. We're getting kind of fed up with you. This is the second time you've inconvenienced us. Most people don't manage it more than once." I pulled my wrists around.
"So if you'll just cut us loose now, and give us back our boat-"
Leonard nodded slightly. My guard lashed out with his pet Smith & Wesson, catching me alongside the head and knocking me against the end of the settee. It showed how much he really knew about revolvers, using one as a club. Half dazed, I felt the blood running down my cheek from a nick in the scalp. Leonard stepped forward to stand over me.
"The trouble with you, Helm," he said coldly, "the big trouble with you is that you've been allowed to get away with your arrogant bluffs so often you think they'll work on anybody. I hate to disillusion you, my man, but you're not pulling it off this time. .. . What is it, Bostrom?"
The man who had hit me said, "Can't you hear it, sir? It's a powerboat. Probably Jernegan coming back."
"Oh."
Leonard stared at me for a moment longer; but the motor sound was approaching rapidly.
He squeezed between me and my guard, not the best technique in the world even if my hands were tied, and threw open the glass door leading to the deck aft. The yellow runabout was in sight, dropping off plane as it neared the houseboat. The youth with the yachting cap, apparently named Jernegan, was at the wheel. A gray-haired woman in a blue-flowered dress occupied the other forward seat. As they coasted in to a landing, Leonard hurried forward to help the passenger make the climb to the houseboat's deck while Jernegan secured the boat and climbed aboard under his own power.
"It's a pleasure to have you here, of course, Mrs. Love," I heard Leonard say. "Naturally, when I got your emergency message, I sent the boat right away, but I wish you'd explain-"
"Explain?" the woman snapped. "I want to hear you explain what you're doing way out here in this godforsaken alligator park when I need you, Herbert! Oh, and did you know that your man in Denver, Colorado, just died in a freeway accident? And the fellow in Bangor, Maine, who was going to get me some leverage on that reluctant congressman, keeled over with a fatal heart attack last night? What is going on, Herbert? I thought you said you had everything under control, but when key personnel start dying like that, even accidentally-"
"Mr. Leonard!" It was the voice of the radio operator, calling from up forward. "Mr. Leonard, take a call on the blue phone, please. New Orleans is on the line."
"Excuse me, Mrs. Love."
Leonard came back into the cabin. He threw me an odd, wary glance, picked up one of the telephones on the dinette table, and identified himself. I could hear a male voice speaking rapidly in the receiver, but I couldn't make out the words. Leonard frowned.
"What?" he said. "A crazy man with a couple of guns and a grudge against policemen . . .
What the hell do I care how many Cajun cops got themselves killed by a kamikaze maniac? Oh, you say Jack Westheimer was caught in the crossfire, kind of accidentally He hung up slowly, started to glance my way again, but changed his mind, and called forward. "Martin, get me Bill Frank, in Washington."
We waited. Presently, the light on the blue phone glowed once more. Leonard hesitated, picked it up, spoke, and listened. I saw his face go flat and gray. "In the hospital? Botulism, what the hell is that. . . . Oh. They couldn't save him? I see. Thanks." He put the phone down once more, stood for a moment in thought, and called, "Martin, get me Homer Dunn, in Los Angeles. .. . What?"
"I was just going to tell you, sir. Mr. Dunn's office just called. Mr. Dunn went boating over the weekend and didn't return. They were wondering whether to alert the Coast Guard."
Leonard turned slowly to look at me. There was a kind of scared horror in his eyes, and a burning hate.
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r XXXI
He started by slapping me, which was childish. His smooth, handsome, politician's face was kind of white-pink with rage and fear; and his eyes actually seemed to bulge slightly from their sockets. He looked like a good candidate for a coronary, but I knew I'd never be so lucky. It was my job. I'd flubbed it once but I'd have to take care of it eventually.
The trick was staying alive long enough to do it. There was, at the moment, no possibility of help from Martha, bound and guarded. I saw the lady senator standing in the doorway aft, taking in the scene in the crowded cabin. I realized that she was my best bet. She hadn't got where she was by being stupid.
Leonard gave me another peevish whack across the cheek, like an irritable mother disciplining an infuriating child.
"How many?" he demanded in a choked voice. "How many cold-blooded assassinations-"
I laughed in his face. "Says the man who sent an agent clear to Mexico to shoot me in the back with a scoped-up 7mm rifle! Don't talk to me about cold-blooded assassinations, Leonard!
Who started it? How many of our people did you actually manage to have murdered, trying clumsily to wipe us out?" I laughed again. "What the hell made you think you could play the killing game with us, little man? We're pros, not political dilettantes. You never had a chance, any more than if you tried racing on the same track with the Unser brothers, or playing golf with Palmer and Trevino."
I couldn't tell whether or not my arrogant speech impressed the gray-haired woman in the doorway; but it stung Leonard to fury, which was almost as good. After all, who wants an ally who flips his lid in a crisis? He came at me with both hands, this time knocking me back against the cushions of the lounge.
"How many?"
I shook my head to clear it. "I don't know how many," I said. "It doesn't matter. You can be sure there were enough. Since last night, when you were playing hide-and-seek in this mangrove labyrinth, you haven't got an organization any more. All you've got is a bunch of scared civil servants waiting for lightning to strike them out of a blue sky. A runaway truck. A bullet out of nowhere. A little synthetic heart failure or plague in the morning milk. They know, little man, they know. They know that the one who takes your orders from now on, dies. Try it. Pick up your pretty blue phone. Have your radioman connect you. To anybody-of the ones still alive, I mean. See if the person you reach will snap to attention at the sound of your voice, or laugh at you. Or curse you for a bungling, ambitious incompetent who got a lot of his friends and associates killed. Go ahead. Try it!"
It was a bluff, of course. Actually, I suspected, Mac had been very careful not to let the night's operations take on the aspects of a nationwide bloodbath. The dead had, I figured, all been agency people, of one undercover agency or another in Leonard's shaky empire. Well, agents are always getting themselves killed, and the machinery stands forever ready to hush it up so as not to attract attention. It would take time before those in the know added up a freeway crash here and a drowning there and, realizing that they'd happened on the same night, came up with something resembling the right answer, which by that time would be ancient history.
Nevertheless, it sounded good, I thought; and a worried look on the face of the man guarding Martha confirmed my opinion. He looked like a man beginning to wonder if he'd bet more than he could afford on the wrong nag. I hoped Mrs. Love was having similar thoughts; but her face was harder to read.
"Well?" I said, when Leonard didn't move. "Aren't you going to call the roll of your trusty henchmen? Try the fellow running your show in Phoenix, Arizona, for instance. What was his name, now? Bainbridge, Joseph W. Bainbridge. Give him a ring. I doubt he'll answer, but don't take my word for it. Or the woman in Chicago-"
He swung a fist at my head, and connected glancingly, and stepped back nursing his bruised hand. "Jernegan!" he gasped.
"Yes, Chief."
"Take him into the pilot house and work him over!"
"Yes, sir!"
It was the woman who stopped it last, as I'd hoped she would. By that time, they were all gathered in the pilothouse watching the show; and the young boatman, a tougher specimen than either of the two who'd been guarding Martha and me, was obliging with a performance that made up in enthusiasm for what it lacked in skill. I was playing right up to him, of course. If I do say so myself, I'm pretty good at letting myself be knocked down in the way that hurts the least.
I've had lots of practice in absorbing that kind of punishment. You'd be surprised at the faith people have in the power of fists. As far as I'm concerned, beating a man up is a good way to get yourself killed-for every dozen or so you manage to intimidate that way, there'll always be one who just gets mad and comes back with a gun. I started getting a little mad myself as the ordeal went on; and I was sustaining myself by thinking of all the fun I'd have carrying out my instructions regarding Herbert Leonard, when Mrs. Love finally stepped forward impatiently.
"Stop it!" she snapped. "Herbert, you're wasting time. Call off your boy."
"We have to have the information. If it bothers you to watch-"
"My dear man, I've seen blood before. I was raised on a farm, and when it was time for a chicken dinner, I was the girl who was handed the hatchet. This wouldn't bother me a bit if you were getting somewhere, but you aren't. I think you'd better let somebody else interrogate the man while he can still talk."
"What makes you think you-"
"What makes me think an elderly female can succeed where you strong young males have failed? My dear man, it's a matter of psychology. May I have a knife, please?"
"Mrs. Love-"
"A knife, Mr. Leonard. If you please! Thank you."
Lying on the floor, pretending to be in very bad shape-which didn't take hell of a lot of acting-I waited for her to approach, wondering if I'd misjudged her. If so, I was in serious trouble; but her footsteps went the other way, to the little group by the electronics department consisting of the radio operator, Martha, and her guard.
I heard Mrs. Love's voice. "Turn around, girl. Hold out your wrists. That's right. There you are. Now clean up your friend so I can see his expression when I talk with him. Young man, you with the gun, lend her your handkerchief and fetch her a pan of water from the kitchen. If you please!"
Then Martha was kneeling beside me, dabbing at my face. She was making the commiserating noises to be expected under the circumstance, but I was listening to Mrs. Love arguing with Leonard.
"You've tried your way, Herbert," she was saying. "Now let me try mine. . . . All right, girl. He's presentable enough. Help him up. . . . Mr. Helm, you're not unconscious. Don't try to fool an old woman. Over there on the settee. Good. Now go back where you were, girl, and behave yourself, or you'll find yourself tied up again so fast it will make your head swim. . . . Mr. Helm?"
I wasn't unconscious, of course, but things were a trifle hazy. I looked up at the motherly figure in the printed dress, with the neatly waved blue-gray hair, and said, "Yes, ma'am."
"We've been trying to get the answers to a few questions-"
"No, ma'am," I said.
She frowned quickly. "What do you mean?"
"He's been trying," I said. "You haven't been trying."
She studied me for a moment. "Are you saying you'll talk to me, Mr. Helm? Why to me and not to him?"
"Why should I waste time talking to a dead man?" I asked. "I was kidding him along before you got here, telling him he'd be allowed to live, but it isn't true. I can't tell him anything that'll save him, and wouldn't if I could. Anyway, I can't let him go to his death thinking he can beat information out of a trained, experienced agent. He's got enough misconceptions about this racket already. There are methods, sure, but they don't involve fists."
Leonard, standing at the head of the ladder leading down and aft, with Jernegan and my former escort, Bostrom, beside him, stirred indignantly.
Mrs. Love snapped, "Be quiet, Herbert. You've had your turn. Mr. Helm?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Am I a dead woman?"<
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"Nobody's after you that I know of, Mrs. Love."
"Why Mr. Leonard and not me?"
"You're not one of us, ma'am. What you do isn't our concern. But he is, or he's trying to be, and he's sold out. He's tried to use his country's undercover services for private political purposes-"
"My purposes, Mr. Helm."
"Sure, but there are always ambitious politicians who'd like to use us," I said. "Their ambitions-your ambitions-have nothing to do with us. We're not responsible for keeping the whole world honest. What does concern us is us. Any time an agent sells out, or allows his knowledge or skill or training to be employed for private purposes, that's a black mark against the whole profession. At least I figure that's how my chief feels about it. He's spent most of his life at this business, and he has very strong opinions about the place of agencies like ours in a democratic society-strong enough for him to pass the death sentence on any agent who abuses his privileged position as Leonard has done and led a lot of others to do."
The woman was silent for a little. When she spoke again, it was on a totally different subject. "Why do you call me 'ma'am'?"
"Perhaps you remind me of a teacher I once had, Mrs. Love."
"Probably a tough old biddy," she said. "Well, we're wasting time. Let's get to the questions Mr. Leonard was asking you. How many?"
"I don't know."
Her eyes narrowed. "I can have that energetic young man turned loose on you again."
"I don't know, ma'am," I repeated. "That's the truth. All I know is that I was responsible for a list of ten names, and I have no reason to believe they weren't taken care of by the people I assigned to them."
"Tell us the names."
"Leonard already has them."
Mrs. Love turned quickly. "Is that true, Herbert?"
The white-haired man hesitated. "Well, yes, they fed me some kind of a list through the girl, there. I didn't really believe it, of course-"
"Why not?"
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