Garett was running out of patience. He might have tried to bargain with this poor idiot earlier and found some way to let Burko save face before his followers. He was simply no longer in the mood. If there was going to be a fight, it was time to get on with it.
He crossed his arms in a defiant pose. “No,” he said flatly.
“That’s tellin’ ’em,” Burge muttered out the side of his mouth. “You silver-tongued devil, you.”
“Well . . . !” Burko fumed and stamped his foot, looking desperately for a way out and finding none as his men began to shuffle closer. His sigh was almost explosive. “Aw, bash ’em!” he shouted.
Garett moved as Burko raised his club. A silver star flashed through the darkness and thunked solidly into the wood in the narrow space between the gang leader’s two hands. Burko gave a loud yelp and froze in midcharge, staring at the star. Garett moved again, and with the instep of his left boot, he swept the boy’s feet out from under him. Burko hit the ground hard as the point of Garett’s long dagger came to rest at his throat.
Almost at the same time, behind Garett, the hood on the lantern shot wide open. Someone moaned at the sudden brightness, and the thick sound of a fist sinking into flesh followed. “Come on!” Burge bellowed. “I won’t even use a weapon!”
But the only other sounds were of feet flying in the darkness. Garett glanced over his shoulder to see Burge with his foot in the small of someone’s back. The half-elf had a smug, pleased look on his face as he swung the lantern gleefully back and forth. “Go on, struggle!” he told the squirming figure under his boot.
Without taking his dagger far from Burko’s throat, Garett leaned over and picked up the gang leader’s club. A well-balanced and honed throwing star was too fine a weapon to waste. He backed up a step, sheathed the dagger, and began to worry the star loose.
“You missed,” Burge said with a grin.
“No, he didn’t,” Burko croaked before Garett could answer. The look of humiliation on his face was gratifying as he sat slowly up and felt his throat where the dagger point had touched him. He knew Garett could have killed him with either the star or the blade, and instead had chosen not to. He glared at the watch captain, but it was the dull glare of resignation.
There was a watch house in each quarter of the city with cells to hold a few prisoners until they could be transferred to the jail at the Citadel. Garett knew he should haul these two over to the Thieves’ Quarter watch house, but the thought didn’t appeal to him. He’d come to find an old man on Bladder Lane, not to clean up the town or do social work.
He bent down and casually seized the front of Burko’s tunic and pulled him to his feet. “Have you ever seen the inside of a prison workhouse?” he asked the boy. Burko shook his head sullenly. “Let me tell you what it would be like for you,” Garett continued. “You’d spend your days repairing streets or breaking rocks, and your nights upside down.” He smiled his best menacing smile. “Yes, they’d like you in the workhouse. They’d feed you the best rat-bone soup. Of course, you’d have to catch your own rat and hide it from everyone else. You know how to make rat-bone soup?” Again, Burko shook his head. “Well, first you catch a rat and kill it. Then you wait a few days until it goes stiff and begins to rot. Now, every morning the guards at the workhouse will bring you a cup of water. It won’t taste very good, because they never wash the mugs, but that’s no matter. Anyway, when the rat is good and rotten, you dunk it in the mug and swirl it around. If the corpse is ripe enough, little bits and pieces come off. Real nourishing, but not too tasty. Still, they say you can make a big rat last several weeks.”
Garett ran a hand lightly over the front of Burko’s tunic, smoothing the wrinkles, and he dusted a speck from his shoulder. “you think you’d like that, Burko?” he asked quietly.
“No, sir.”
Garett smiled to himself. Burko was a fast learner, it seemed. “your friend over there.” He nodded toward the gang member under Burge’s boot. That one, too, had grown silent and still as he heard about life in the workhouse. “Is that the one you called Whisper?” Burko nodded hesitantly, earning a nasty scowl from his cohort. “Well, I’m going to give both your names to the local watch officers,” Garett continued. “And I’m going to keep an ear out down this way. If I ever hear your names mentioned in anything less than a complimentary context, we’re going to have this little talk again.” He put on a big smile as he patted Burko’s shoulder in a not-quite-fatherly manner. “Now, do you mind if my friend and I continue on? We’re here on official business, you know.”
Burko nodded again without managing to lift his gaze from the dirt at Garett’s feet, and stepped out of the way.
“Thank you,” the watch captain said politely, and he looked over his shoulder. “Let that one up, Burge.”
Burge barely moved his foot. Whisper rolled away, scrambled up, and dashed up the road as fast as he could run. The darkness quickly swallowed him. When Garett looked back, Burko was gone, too.
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SEVENTEEN
TWENTY-ONE
“That was fun,” Burge muttered, grinning as he adjusted the hood on the lantern once more. “I liked the part about the soup.”
Garett set his throwing star back on the stud on his biceps band and gave it a twist. “When I was a kid, I loved the storytellers who worked the streets. I thought that was what I wanted to be when I grew up.”
“Cheer up, then,” Burge answered with sage sarcasm.
"You’ve still got time.”
They walked the rest of the way down the Serpent’s Back until they were deep in the heart of the Slum Quarter. Here i he buildings were crowded together, each seeming to hold up another. They leaned at treacherous angles, many without doors, without shutters on the windows. Some had no roofs. Some were only the frames of buildings whose interiors had long ago fallen into rubble.
Black, narrow alleys twisted like poisoned veins among the ruined tenements, connecting roads that had no names or whose names had been forgotten. The gutters were full of refuse and slop. The air reeked.
Yet what depressed Garett most was knowing that these buildings were full of people. He and Burge might have been the last two men on Oerth, for all the signs of life he saw about him, but behind these walls were huddled the poorest of Greyhawk’s citizens, the very old with no children to support them and no place left to go; the disabled, whose handicaps barred them from society; and the mad, who were exiled forever from the New City.
If the air reeked, it was with the smell of hopelessness, and the only wind that ever swept these streets was the breath of despair.
At the end of the Serpent’s Back, they turned up Killcat Lane and followed that for a short distance. The black outline of Greyhawk’s western wall loomed briefly against the starlit sky before they turned again and walked along a nameless street.
“We’re bein’ followed again,” Burge commented.
Garett nodded. “I don’t think they’ll bother us.”
The half-elf snapped his fingers. “Drat,” he said.
Two more turns brought them to the street commonly known as Bladder Lane. It was not really a lane. Little more than an alley, in fact. In the old days, several popular taverns had sat very close by. It was due to this fact that a mere alley, conveniently positioned, had earned such a grand name, and one that yet lingered in the memory of
Greyhawk’s citizens.
Burge lifted the lantern high as they started up the alley. With his other hand, he pinched his nostrils shut. “The taverns may be gone,” he complained, “but apparently a beloved tradition is still venerated.”
Halfway up the alley, the lantern revealed an old door. The wood was so old it had started to crack and splinter. The hinges were neither metal nor leather, but thick folds of half-rotten cloth that someone had nailed
in place with slender pegs. Garett reached out and knocked.
“Maybe he’s shoppin’,” Burge suggested when they got no answer.
“I think the stores are closed,” Garett rejoined. He pushed, and the door edged open an inch. “Cat?” he called.
Still no answer came. Garett eased the door open farther until the lantern’s light spilled past the threshold. A table stood in the near corner, and the stub of a candle rested on the worn and scarred surface. Garett stepped inside and felt the wick. It was cold.
Burge shone the light around the tiny room. A pile of rags against the north wall had made the old man’s bed. Other than the table with the candle, two chairs and a footstool were the only other pieces of furniture. There was a lot of clutter, though, dirty old bottles and pieces of clay pottery, rocks and bits of driftwood, broken tools and broken toys. The Cat had been quite a scavenger. But then, so was anybody who lived in the Slum Quarter.
“He’s gone,” Burge commented needlessly.
Garett turned back toward the table. The wall above it was scratched and scarred with strange markings. Lacking any writing tool, the old man had used a knife or some other sharp instrument to make his records a permanent part of his home. Some of the symbols were zodiacal, Garett knew that much. The rest were a mystery to him— all but one.
“Bring the light closer,” he instructed Burge as he ran his linger over one particular marking, feeling the rough-cut edge. The scratch was fresher than the others, the edges still splintered and pale against the darker wood. In the light, it was plain to see—a skull with horns and a pair of snakes intertwined beneath it.
It was the blazon of the Horned Society.
For many years now, the society had been the major threat to Greyhawk’s peace. Not satisfied with their conquests in the Shield Lands on the northwestern shores of the Nyr Dyv, they sought to extend their influence, and eventually their dominance, through all the nations surrounding the great lake. Only Greyhawk’s economic might and a not-so-secret alliance with Furyondy, the strongest naval power on the lake, stood between the Hierarchs of the Horned Society and their ambitions.
“What do you know about the Cat?” Garett asked Burge as he straightened and began to move about the room.
“Not much,” Burge admitted. “He was a strange one. Kept completely to himself. Some claimed his power as a seer was great enough to make him a livin’ fit for any part of the Garden Quarter. But they also said he was afraid of it, wouldn’t use it, except when he had to, and certainly never to make money.” Burge shrugged as he followed his captain around the room. “Like I said, a strange one. Maybe a fake. Think he’s dead like the others?”
Garett shook his head. “No body,” he answered. “I think he’s left Greyhawk. There are certain things missing that suggest a journey, probably a permanent one.” “Maybe he was robbed,” Burge suggested.
“No,” Garett replied thoughtfully. “A thief in these parts would have taken everything. Certainly they wouldn’t have left something so useful and easy to escape with as the candle. No, he wasn’t robbed. But an old man would have had a cup to drink from and a dish to eat on, and I don’t see them. Nor is there a knife to eat with. And he had something that in this quarter would have been considered a treasure.” Garett stooped and pointed to a ball of thin gray hair that was speckled with dust where it lay on the floor by the bed of rags. “A hair brush,” he said. “That’s gone, too. And where are his scrying tools? Gone.”
Burge rubbed his chin as he held up the light. “The At-tloi left last night, and the dwarves and ores today. Maybe the Cat was among them. Nobody really knew where he came from.”
“Maybe,” Garett said, rising, “but I think it’s something more subtle. Let’s go find Rudi. He was supposed to locate the other seer, Duncan. But I’m willing to bet Duncan’s gone, too.”
Garett headed for the door and stepped out into the darkness, intent on making his way to the River Quarter and Queer Eye Street as fast as he could. Questions burned in his brain, and a renewed urgency filled him.
“Bet?” Burge called with amused excitement as he followed with the lantern. He paused long enough to pull the door closed. The neighborhood thieves would learn soon enough that the old man’s things were theirs for the taking. He hurried after his captain. “Did I hear someone say, ‘bet’?”
On any given night, the River Quarter was the liveliest part of Greyhawk and the Strip was the liveliest place in the River Quarter. Even so late, the street was crowded with pleasure-seekers drawn by the taverns and gaming houses that never closed, by the whorehouses and businesses that catered to more unusual joys. It was said that anything could be bought or sold on the Strip, and if it couldn’t be bought, it could at least be rented for an evening or so.
Garett shouldered past a couple of bargemen, who still stank of the river, as he fought his way through the milling throngs that filled the street. The larger of the pair gave him a hard look and curled one meaty hand into a fist until he noted Garett’s scarlet cloak and tunic and quickly grew calm again. Garett paid the man no mind. His gaze swept over the faces in the crowd, and his thoughts raced inside his head.
He genuinely didn’t know if it was excitement or fear that had set the blood to pounding in his ears and his heart
to thundering, but it was hard to keep a stony face as he pushed and shoved through the strollers and gawkers. He glared around impatiently, seeking Rudi or the fortuneteller, Duncan, who was said to work the crowds here to earn his living. It might have been easier if he’d had some idea of what Duncan looked like. As it was, he watched for anyone who looked the part.
“A common, wealthy sir?” An old man leaned against a lamppost, carefully balanced on a crude wooden crutch. He shook a bowl as Garett walked by. “A plain copper common for an unfortunate veteran?”
That brought Garett to an abrupt halt. He had fought in too many campaigns in his younger mercenary days not to feel sympathy for the aged wretch he saw before him. The poor man’s left leg was badly twisted, and a thick scar ran down the front of the thigh and over the kneecap. He had lost his right eye, too, and a dirty bandage covered it. His clothes were filthy rags. The bones of his face showed through his pale, undernourished flesh.
Garett frowned at his own softheartedness even as he reached for the small purse he had tucked inside his wide belt. As he did so, the old veteran leaned forward, and the light from the lamp above his head shifted subtly.
Garett’s frown deepened. With one hand, he pushed his purse back in place. With his other, he reached out and seized the front of the old man’s tunic and jerked him forward. Reacting by instinct, the fellow caught his balance on his injured leg without so much as wincing or wobbling. Garett shook his head, irritated with himself, as he put one hand down the front of the old man’s tunic and drew out the small wooden hand on the chain around his neck.
The hand was the sign and license of the Beggars’ Union. All members wore it when they worked.
Realizing he had betrayed himself, the beggar shrugged off his act, straightened his posture, and pushed up the eye bandage. He wasn’t blinded at all, nor was he old. The scar on the leg, that was real, probably self-inflicted, but the cut had never gone deep enough to permanently injure bone or muscle. “What gave me away, sir?” he said with humble politeness. “I’d appreciate advice from a man with so sharp an eye.”
Garett let him go. “The makeup is good,” he answered grudgingly. “And the shadows from the light overhead heightens the general effect of gauntness. But you were too eager for my coin. When you leaned forward, the light shifted, and I saw the faint smudge of kohl you’d used to bring out the cheek bones and deepen the sockets of your eyes.”
The beggar bowed. “Thank you, sir. Now, I must move along to a new spot. This one’s no good, now that you’ve exposed me.” He pulled his bandage back down and drew his crutch under his left arm. Instantly he resumed his role, turning back into an old man again. Garett watched as he hobbled off
into the crowd.
“You just can’t pass up the chance to instruct, can you?”
Garett turned at the sound of Burge’s voice. “Did you find Rudi?” he asked, remembering their purpose in coming here.
“I’ve been all the way to the north end,” his friend answered.
For an instant, they were separated as a group of merrymakers surged between them, singing and laughing. A woman ran her hand over Garett’s chest and batted her eyes at him invitingly, though she clung to the arm of another. Her companion was too involved in the song, though, to notice, and the entire party moved on.
“No sign of the little runt, or Duncan, either,” Burge concluded as they came together again and started up the street to continue their search.
“Let’s check the watch house,” Garett suggested. “Perhaps Rudi has been there. If nothing else, we can alert the patrols in this quarter to keep an eye out for Duncan.”
They headed north up the Strip. The sweet, warm smells that issued from some of the restaurants they passed reminded Garett that he hadn’t eaten. There was no time to stop, though. Instead, he paid a balding street vendor the exorbitant price of two commons for a honey-soaked melon cake the size of his palm. Garett wolfed the heavy pastry down in a couple of bites, and Burge watched disgustedly as he licked the sticky syrup from his fingers. It was hardly a meal, but at least it filled his stomach.
At the far end of the Strip, they turned up a short street and cut over to Ratwater Way. It was but a short distance up that street to the River Quarter watch house. The crowds here were thinner, mostly men who made their living along the river or on the docks, either on their way to, or just returning from the Strip. They were a raw, rough-looking sort, but Garett knew them generally to be good men. In the River Quarter, it was usually the nobles who started trouble with their superior, condescending attitudes and haughty manners.
A standard patrol of five men, led by a junior sergeant, emerged from the doors of the watch house to begin their rounds just as Garett and Burge arrived. The junior sergeant drew up sharply, signaling his men to halt as he executed a crisp salute. “Captain Starlen!” he exclaimed in surprise. “Is this an inspection, sir? Your visit honors us!” Garett did his best to hide a frown. It annoyed him when officers behaved like puppy dogs, licking at his boots, hoping for pats on the head. “Save your flattery, Sergeant,” he answered smoothly. “If you want to impress me, do it with deeds. Find me the seer named Duncan. He’s said to work the streets of the River Quarter. Do you know him?”
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