A Crowded Marriage

by Catherine Alliott

  We were both shocked to see each other. But the door had slid shut, and there we were, the two of us, alone. She looked at my huge stomach, my Moses basket, then up at my eyes. If she knew, which she probably did, it was still, clearly, a terrible shock. I was appalled. Couldn’t speak. And all credit to her that she did. She licked her lips and managed a faint smile.

  “Imogen.”

  “Tilly!” I gasped.

  I felt my face burn, felt my whole body flush, and desperately looked away: at the buttons of the lift, at the floor. We travelled down to the ground in silence. As I got out and made to hurry away, eyes down, she put a hand on my arm.

  “Good luck. You’ll need it.”

  I looked up, startled, and saw, not bitterness in her eyes, but pity, almost. I was about to hasten away, when I turned back, defiantly.

  “What d’you mean?”

  She seemed about to shrug and move on, but then gave an odd little smile.

  “In all my married life, Imogen, only one person made me want to behave like a victim. Only one person made me want to reach for the kohl pencil, outline my eyes in black, raise them theatrically to camera and whisper, ‘There are three of us in this marriage.’ I think you know who I mean. So good luck. As I say, you’ll need it.”

  And then she went on her way; weaving through the shelves of china and glass, skirting the spiral staircase, and out of the main doors into the square.

  Chapter Five

  “Eleanor.” I forced a smile and made my way out through the French windows to the garden. “How lovely, but what on earth—”

  “I came up for lunch with a girlfriend and called Alex just on the off chance.” She came towards me, smiling broadly and holding out both hands, taking mine in hers. “I have to practically drive past your front door to get back to Stockley and I thought, oh God, let’s give it a go, they might just be in—and here you both are! Wasn’t that lucky?”

  “Terribly,” I agreed, as her proffered cheek brushed mine. “But, Alex,” I turned, fuming inwardly, my voice unsteady, “you were supposed to be at the match. Rufus was playing and you said—”

  “My fault entirely.” Eleanor held up her palms to stem my flow. “Alex said he was going to watch Rufus and had just literally popped back here to get changed and I promised faithfully to be with him in ten minutes so we could go together—I was dying to see my godson in action—but bloody traffic! I was half an hour getting out of the Brompton Road!”

  “Sorry, darling,” Alex looked sheepish. “You know I really wanted to come, but poor Els got held up and I hung on and hung on, and of course by the time she got here it was too late. How did he do?”

  “Brilliantly.”

  Alex passed me a glass of champagne. I was so angry I nearly knocked it back in one.

  “Did he?” He brightened. “Good lad. What, really in the thick of it?”

  “Oh, totally.”

  I took another gulp and regarded Eleanor, standing before me. She was wearing a soft suede jacket and pale yellow Capri trousers with a crisp white shirt. Her brown curls were discreetly highlighted these days and swept back from her face, tucked behind her ears, showing off her fine cheekbones and startling, slanting hazel eyes. The passage of time had been kind to Eleanor; she was still very beautiful. In fact, if anything I decided, she was better-looking now than when I’d first met her. More polished, more expensive, but then, I thought uncharitably, it was easy to look good when you didn’t have to lift a finger. I shouldn’t think Eleanor had made her bed for years, let alone drawn a curtain.

  “Well, good for Rufus,” she was saying in her husky voice. “I didn’t think he was the sporty type!”

  “Oh, he’s pretty much an all-rounder,” I lied.

  “Just like my Theo. Piers and I were only saying the other night what an infuriating child he is. It doesn’t matter if it’s the classroom or the playing field—he can’t seem to put a foot wrong!”

  From what I remembered of her youngest, I rather agreed. He was an infuriating child, horribly competitive and out to win at any cost. He’d given Rufus a nasty Chinese burn when he’d beaten him at chess the last time we’d stayed at Stockley.

  “I went to watch him play at Ludgrove last week, and he got four tries!”

  “Four!” Alex spluttered with wide, overimpressed eyes. Pillock. I wanted to hit him. He turned back to me. “Did Rufus get any?”

  “Yes, he got five.”

  “Five!” He looked astonished, as well he might.

  “More champagne, Eleanor?” I reached for the bottle and calmly filled her glass. “Although,” I went on, “what on earth we’re doing standing in a chilly garden on a Wednesday afternoon drinking champagne, Lord only knows!”

  I laughed gaily, and as I topped up Alex’s glass, I noticed he’d managed to change out of his suit and was in cords and a jumper. Had he changed while she was here, I wondered feverishly? And were they so familiar with each other that she’d followed him into the bedroom and perched on the edge of the bed, chatting as he stripped down to his boxers? Oh, stop it, Imogen, you’re absurd.

  I put the bottle down on the bench. He was looking particularly handsome today too, I thought, as he swept his hair off his brow. The worry that recently pretty much constantly etched his face had been replaced with a flushed glow, which could be the drink, or could be the company, I thought wretchedly.

  “I’ll tell you why we’re drinking this,” he began portentously, raising his glass and looking remarkably pleased with himself. “It’s all rather marvellous, actually.”

  Oh God, it always was, wasn’t it, when she was around? Suddenly his entire vocabulary changed and everything was frightfully marvellous or terrifically jolly, and I felt like a drag and a bore beside her eternal upper-class optimism. I tried not to look mutinous as he turned to her, a slight smile playing on his lips.

  “Shall I tell her, or will you?”

  As they stood smiling at one another, eyes shining, for one surreal moment I thought it could have been a betrothed couple, about to tell the happy news to some ageing parent. I caught my breath as she touched his sleeve with her fingertips.

  “You.”

  He turned to me, and I just managed, heroically, to stop myself from throwing my drink at him.

  “Eleanor’s offered us a cottage.”

  “A cottage?” I was momentarily nonplussed.

  “Yes, at Stockley. She’s got one vacant at the moment, and she says we can use it. Isn’t that wonderful?”

  “Well, it’s…terribly kind…” My mind was whirring. A cottage. At Stockley. Jesus. “You mean…” I stalled for time, “for the summer? For a holiday?”

  “Oh, no, not just for the summer, for as long as you like. And to be honest, you’d be doing me a favour by taking it,” Eleanor was saying. “The place is empty and has been for some time, so it needs quite a bit of work. Alex said he wouldn’t mind doing that—nothing structural, only decorating—but I’d much rather have it inhabited than be constantly worried about the gypsies getting hold of it. They’re a nightmare round us at the moment. Ruthie Greyshot had them in one of her barns and they claimed they were sitting tenants. She couldn’t get them out!”

  “Yes, but,” I licked my lips, “couldn’t you let it out to tenants? Properly? I don’t know if Alex has misled you, but we couldn’t possibly afford to—”

  “Oh, no, I don’t want any money for it. If I let it out properly I’d have to do it up, and I can’t be fagged with that. No, I promise you, you’d be doing me a favour just by occupying it.”

  “Isn’t that marvellous?” said Alex. “A place in the country, where Rufus can run wild and play in the woods and dam streams, and you can grow vegetables and paint—just like you’ve always wanted!”

  It was true, I had always wanted it, and if it had been anywhere else I’d have leaped at it. Fallen on my
knees in gratitude.

  “Where exactly is it?” My voice was tight, ungracious, awful. Eleanor looked anxious now, sensing perhaps that I felt boxed in.

  “It’s on the edge of the home farm, a tiny little detached cottage called Shepherd’s Cottage. And years ago that’s exactly what it was: the shepherd’s place. But a row of terraced cottages were built later for the farm hands. I promise you it’s minute, Imogen, absolutely tiny, nothing flashy at all. I think we’ve even still got a few animals down there. Piers will probably task you off to keep an eye on them. That’s how much you’d be doing us a favour.”

  “No trouble at all,” gushed my husband.

  I straightened my shoulders and cranked up a smile. “How lovely, Eleanor, and of course we’ll think about it. We’ll discuss it later, won’t we, darling?”

  “Oh, but what is there to dis—”

  “Yes, of course,” broke in Eleanor hastily. “You’ll need to talk about it. But the offer’s there if you want it. So!” she said with some finality as if that was that for the moment. “I was just admiring your garden, Imogen. What a triumph!”

  I clenched my teeth. “Yes, well, I’m afraid my mother’s a bit of a loose cannon these days. She gets carried away.”

  “Oh, but I think it’s terrific,” she enthused, bending down to finger a rose. “So realistic, and just think, you never have to water it or dead-head it or anything!”

  “Quite.”

  “I really think it’s a must for Stockley,” she mused. “Just one little patch, next to the knot garden—terribly amusing and frightfully disconcerting. Imagine all the old dears’ faces when we’re open for the public: “Oh, look, a Maximus pergalitor, Mabel—oh heavens, it’s plastic!”

  Alex threw back his head and roared.

  “Can’t you just see their faces?” she appealed to him. “With any luck they’ll be so appalled we’ll be inundated with letters of complaint from Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, and then we’ll be boycotted and Piers will never make me open the gardens again!”

  They enjoyed this hugely and laughed gustily. Why couldn’t I join in? Why did I always force myself to adopt this sour position, like some lemon-sucking killjoy, someone I didn’t recognise, didn’t like? I knew Eleanor always hoped she could jolly me out of it, but somehow, the laughter got stuck in my throat.

  “Oh, and here she is!” she cried, glancing through the house as the front door opened. “The creator, the designer—the artiste! How marvellous!”

  My mother came down the hall with Rufus beside her.

  “Daddy!” Rufus ran through the kitchen and jumped into Alex’s arms.

  “Hello, rugby boy!”

  “Daddy, I was in the team and you were supposed to come and watch!”

  “I know, and I’m sorry, but you obviously didn’t need me, Rufus. Five tries!”

  Rufus drew back in his arms, perplexed. “What?”

  “Bath time now, darling,” I broke in hurriedly, prising him from his father’s arms. “Quickly, say hello to Eleanor, and then straight upstairs. I can see you need a good soak after that match. Look at your knees! Come on, chop chop.”

  “But I had a shower,” he was saying as I seized his hand and hastened him away, giving Eleanor only a millisecond to ruffle his hair and congratulate him.

  “Mummy, after the match, I had a—”

  “Come along, darling!”

  We were up those stairs with a bath running in moments.

  “I did have a shower, Mummy,” he said as I kicked the bathroom door shut behind us.

  “I know, Rufus, but humour me and have a bath too.”

  Something in my voice made him catch my eye. He looked alarmed, but didn’t question my logic as he began to peel his clothes off. The tiny bathroom window overlooked the garden, and above the running taps, I could hear Eleanor greeting my mother like a long-lost buddy. She must have met her all of three times, but Mum, of course, loved it.

  “Celia, this is inspired!” Eleanor was enthusing gustily. “I was just saying to Imogen that I’d like one at Stockley. Really razz up the tourists!”

  Mum puffed delightedly on her ciggie and bent down beside Eleanor to show off the faux foliage, whilst Alex looked on indulgently, putting in his amused contribution occasionally. I bet he wouldn’t have done that if I’d shown him, I thought savagely, turning off the taps with some force. I bet he’d say, “Don’t be absurd, Imogen. This garden’s ridiculous. Your mother’s a perfect menace!” But because Eleanor admired it—oh, no, all at once it was delightful.

  “Mummy, why did you tell Daddy I scored five tries?”

  Rufus was standing before me in the bath, naked and ankle-deep in water, trusting brown eyes on me. Faintly fearful ones, too. It was on the tip of my tongue to come clean and say, “Because I wanted to out-try that poisonous Theo Latimer who scored four last week,” but knowing he’d feel crushed and inadequate, instead I said brightly, “Because you so nearly did, darling. You were so close to the line and really instrumental in setting them up. And, after all, your team did score five, and you’re part of that team, aren’t you?”

  He considered this for a moment. Then his eyes brightened. “Yes. Yes, I suppose so. It was a team effort, wasn’t it?”

  “Of course it was, darling,” I scrubbed his already clean knees vigorously. “Of course it was. A team effort.”

  ***

  When I came down, Mum and Eleanor had gone. Mum had shouted a cheery toodle-oo up the stairs and I’d cheerio’d back, but Eleanor had obviously passed her good-byes through Alex. He was in the kitchen, putting the champagne glasses in the sink and throwing the bottle in the bin. It was chilly now, with the French windows still ajar; the sun had disappeared behind the clouds.

  “Eleanor’s gone?” I said casually, throwing Rufus’s pristine rugby kit quickly into the washing machine as I passed and pulling my cardigan around me as I hastened to shut the French doors.

  “She had to dash off. Wanted to miss the traffic.”

  “Ah.”

  “But she sent tons of love.”

  I smiled as I reached up to turn the mortise key. He was repeating exactly what she would have said in her husky voice. “Tons of love to Imogen.”

  “We must think about her offer,” I said lightly as I breezed around the kitchen, plucking some dead flowers from a jar and tossing them in the bin, turning on a lamp as I passed and flicking on the radio. “It’s very kind of her, but I can’t quite see what’s in it for her!” Except to have my husband on her doorstep morning, noon and night, I thought feverishly, chucking yesterday’s newspaper into the recycling pile.

  “Well, in return, we do the place up. That’s the idea. And it’s more than kind, actually,” he said in a strained voice. “It’s a life-saver.”

  I glanced round from tipping powder in the drawer of the washing machine. “What d’you mean?”

  “I’ve…actually had quite a lot of time to think about this, Imo. She rang me a week ago and offered it.”

  I turned around to face him properly; put the powder down.

  This. This was what I hated. So much. I gripped the top of the washing machine behind me. The secret collaboration, the two of them whispering away together, without Piers and me involved. Ooh! I turned back and slammed the powder drawer shut.

  “Right,” I said lightly, bending down and busily setting the dial. “Why didn’t you say?”

  “Because I needed to mull it over in my own mind. Needed to think it through. But, the thing is, Imo, I really think we ought to move down there. Permanently.”

  I swung around and stared at him incredulously, mouth open. “Move down there? What, leave London? This house? For some crummy country cottage on the Latimers’ estate? Oh, don’t be ridiculous!”

  I stared at him. He’d sat down now, at the kitchen table. His face was pale, but determine
d. His hands clasped before him.

  “Imogen, we have no choice.”

  “What d’you mean, we have no choice?” My voice was shrill, fearful. He looked so…peculiar.

  He made a helpless gesture. “The bills, the mortgage, everything. The overdraft…Imo, we’re so overdrawn the bank won’t let me have any more. And if we moved down there, we could let this place out. Think of the money we’d save. I could commute—we’d be fine.”

  I stared at him in horror. He meant it. He really meant it. I pulled out a chair and sat down slowly opposite him. We were silent a while.

  “Alex, things can’t be that bad. You’re exaggerating.”

  “I’m not exaggerating,” he said, giving a false bark of a laugh. “Wish I was. Things are—” he flicked a quick, nervous tongue over his lips—“well, they’re pretty fucking hopeless, actually.”

  His eyes slid past me to look out of the window. I went cold. Alex’s eyes never slid about like that.

  “Have you lost your job?”

  I had a sudden awful vision of him pretending to go to work all this time, as I’d heard people did: putting on a suit and tie and going off to sit in some ghastly steamy café somewhere, desperately ringing headhunters on his mobile. His eyes came back to me.

  “No, I haven’t lost my job. But…” he hesitated, “well, I’ve had a warning.”

  “Oh God.” My hand went to my mouth.

  “No bonuses will be given to anyone in my department this year, and apparently, if we don’t ‘shift our asses and get some new business in’—well…” He shrugged his shoulders despairingly. “Who knows?”

  “Oh, darling, you will!” I reached across the table and took his clenched hands. Shook some life into them. “You will get some business; you said the other day it was only a matter of time!”

  Normally he’d nod, agree, sigh and move on, set about making supper with me perhaps, but he just sat there. He looked shaken. Responsible. For his family. For their plummeting fortunes. Suddenly I felt ashamed. How long had he been living with this? Worrying he was going to get fired, not telling me?