I looked at David and then down at the floor. God and Goddess, I didn’t want to do this.
“Take your time, dear,” Maude said in what she thought was a tone of assurance. “Nebula can provide as much of that as you need at this point.”
Knowing this wasn’t going to get any easier the longer I waited, I finally looked at the face and nodded. “That’s her.”
Maude mercifully pulled the sheet back over Nebula’s head and made some notations on a clipboard that had been hanging on the other side of the surgical table.
“And that officially concludes the autopsy report, Chief Trew,” Maude said, tearing off a carbon copy underneath the original to hand to David.
While David was putting that copy into his valise, Maude asked, “Shall I read back the highlights for the benefit of you both?”
“It’s why we’re here,” David answered.
Maude nodded and began with, “Overall composition of the flesh indicates an acute allergic reaction to some foreign substance. Hair was found dyed by an all-natural solution that has been positively identified as Mother Night; formulated exclusively by the Angel Apothecary here in Gless Inlet,” she glanced at me with a slight not of recognition. .”Nails were partially colored with some custom blend, possibly also homemade.”
“That wasn’t us,” I interjected. “Nebula had a lot of her cosmetics made by some Hollywood people who came to stay here in the Coven Isles.”
“But, the same isn’t true for at least some of the Wraithsgourd I found in the corpse?” Maude asked, her professionalism making the question more a matter of factual accuracy than judgment.
I nodded. “She had been getting it from somewhere else before she came to me. I don’t know for how long, or from whom.” Wraithsgourd was the newest trend in beauty treatments. Used specifically for slowing down, and in some cases, reversing, the signs of aging, the all natural witch herbal that grew exclusively on the Crimean Peninsula was fast becoming the anti-aging-agent of choice. It certainly helped that one of it’s biggest users was the beautiful, world famous, Nebula Dreddock.
“It must have been quite some time because I found massive amounts of Wraithsgourd in her system,” Maude continued. “Judging from the rate of decay, I would estimate that we are looking at roughly two decades worth of related toxins in her body. It is my medical opinion that her last dosage of this substance proved to be the straw that broke the camel’s back. The physiological evidence seems to back that up, also. She has almost burn-like lesions to the muscles and sinew buried under her skin, a very swollen and inflamed larynx, a hardening of the nails; both hands and feet, and, need I go on?” She raised her eyebrows at us over the corpse of the once famous Nebula. “Leave it to our own local celebrity to overdose on something more boring than heroin or cocaine.”
“I assume that you told her about the dangers of this substance,” David said, giving me a serious cop look.
“I warned Nebula about that at the very beginning,. I even had her sign on off on it, as per Talisman policy for dispensing baneful herbs,” I said. “If she wanted to die that badly, she’d be better off mixing up a wormwood & hemlock cocktail. It’d kill her quicker and with a lot less pain.”
“But, it does do a body beautiful,” Maude sighed as she looked down at her latest delivery. “I daresay that she’s just saved her estate considerable embalming costs by this spectacular form of self-abuse.”
“Even after all the cutting you had to—“ David wanted to know.
“Easily hidden with a few grafts and cosmetic sprucing up,” Maude assured him. “Not to mention whatever dress they’ll get around to burying her in.”
A thought hit me. “Are we sure that it’s the Wraithsgourd that killed her? There are plenty of toxic substances that could have done the same job that could have left a trace in her system.”
Maude gave me a full-throated laugh that made my flesh crawl. It sounded like gravel tumbling down a drainpipe. “This isn’t my first day on the job, Hattie. I did indeed do such a thorough analysis of the substances. Nothing I came back with even came close to the sort of toxicity needed to kill her. Why, if it weren't for the reports produced by the scrying forensics team, I would rule this an accident in a heartbeat. The damage to her body and cells? All of the signs are exactly what abuse of Wraithsgourd would produce.”
Then, Maude got a thoughtful look and tapped her chin. “Just the same, I do believe that I’ll give everything a second look in the interests of doing my due diligence. Assuming makes an ass out of you…period.” David was fanning himself with a stray clipboard. I was pretty sure we had concluded our affairs here for now. I addressed Maude:
“We might want to check on Carbon,” I said, realizing the temperature in the usually cool morgue was climbing higher, seemingly by the second. I was pretty sure I could detect a high, pungent sweetness to the air. Heat just isn’t good for already decomposing bodies. “Which way’s the boiler?”
Maude led us back out to the corridor and through the second door on the left. Carbon was stretched out to full length — seriously, you can’t believe just long that cat can get — in front of the old-fashioned boiler, purring in his sleep. A quick look through the boiler’s window showed the almighty inferno dancing inside.
“Carbon, you know I’m going to have to turn up the cooling settings to keep the bodies fresh, just to counteract your work here, yes?” Maude admonished my cat, kneeling down to rub his forehead.
Carbon’s motor just got louder at the affection; his continuous purr could be heard over the roar of oxygen through flames.
“I do wish you would learn a modicum of self-control, dear,” Maude said, but still tickling his chin affectionately. But, Carbon had already gone back to sleep. After all that, I’m amazed that Maude was willing to let him stay the night, with the promise of getting him back to me the next morning.
Once we were back outside, David said, “Look, about the Wraithsgourd thing—“
“I know, you were just doing your job,” I said a little hotly. “Mostly by accusing me of not doing MY job.”
“I HAD to ask,” David protested. “The answer you gave me was good enough for me and that’s the last you’ll hear of it…swear on the Lady.”
I felt my anger die down. “The Lady” was none other than Lady Justitia, the supposed spiritual founder of law enforcement here in the Coven Isles. Any policeman who swears by her name is invoking an oath every bit as sacred as swearing by the Styx was for the ancient Greeks.
“I’m really beginning to wonder if we’re even looking at a murder,” I said. “You heard what Maude said in there. Wraithsgourd looks like it could be the real culprit, not some phantom enemy the scrying spell spotted.”
“But the evidence does point to SOMEBODY being there,” David argued. “At the very least, we’re looking at negligent homicide for letting Nebula die.”
Something clicked in my head as he said this. “The scrying spells aren’t the only proof you have that someone was there.”
“No,” David admitted. “But I’d feel a lot better telling you about it someplace a bit more private.”
“Back of my shop is as good as we’re going to get this time of night,” I said. “Carbon’s the only one who usually sleeps down there, and seeing as he’s heating up Maude’s place right now, we’ll be able to sit comfortably.”
I didn’t tell him that there was a good chance that the rest of The Infiniti could likely hear every word we would say from the apartment, anyway. That was probably why he nodded and we walked back to the Angel.
“We did a complete inventory of the house,” David explained after I’d cleared the large center table of it’s detritus. We were sitting in the giant kitchen at the back of the shop. A museum like room, with heavy, cast iron pans, and copper pots that hung from every hook possible. A pot bellied stove sat on the back wall, staunch and solid and carrying a sturdy cauldron atop it’s head. It was a homely, yet very professional looking kitchen at the sam
e time. Shame that the the only cooking that went on here, was my one minute boil of instant noodles in the microwave.
“Thanks to talking with the golem, we were able to determine that a couple of items were missing.” The Chief continued.
From a file folder he had in his valise, he handed me a black-and-white photo of an elaborate scarab necklace. I recognized the scarab from all those summers spent studying world mythology with Grandma. “That’s Khepri,” I said, tapping the scarab in the photo. “He was the dung beetle who rolls the sun to the top of the world every morning according to the Egyptians.”
“Wait, I thought that their sun god was Ra or Amun or Atun or someone like that,” David said, looking puzzled.
“Your confusion is forgiven,” I said with a sigh. “Grandma always said that trying to make sense of Egyptian mythology was only slightly harder than predicting the weather on the Mainland.”
“Well, whatever that thing’s supposed to be,” David said, getting back to the point. “It dates back to the 14th Dynasty and was supposed to be in a display case upstairs, which we found very empty.”
“Is the other missing piece related to that?” I asked.
“Not even a little,” David admitted, pulling out the next photo. This one showed an ancient, unrolled scroll written in letters that most Unawakened laypeople would have described as runes. But I knew enough Futhark through Grandma to know what it really was.
“This is written in Ogham, the old Celtic alphabet,” I said.
“Can you tell what it says?” David asked, hoping for details. He hoped in vain.
“Not without an Ogham/English dictionary close by,” I admitted. “I know enough to recognize what the letters are. But your guess is as good as mine on what they actually say when they're all put together.”
“Well, it’s still more than what we knew before,” David said, easing the disappointment we both felt at my limits. “The only things we knew were that the scroll dated back to pre-Roman Britain and that it was supposed to have been shelved in a prime spot in Ms. Dreddock’s library.”
“No doubt a crown jewel to go with all the books that Nebula never bothered to read,” I said acidly.
“But here’s the question: why would anyone, in a house full of valuable antiques and artifacts, take just those pieces?” David wanted to know. “Was it just one person who took both? What made either of them more valuable than the rest of it?”
“Here’s another one to ask yourself,” I added. “Did that person or persons know about or cause Nebula’s death and take advantage?”
“That’s one I’ve been turning around in my head all day,” David admitted. “So far, I haven’t got a good answer because I don’t really know enough yet.”
David suddenly sighed and looked down at the table. “Alright, time for me to explain that bit about Nebula’s relative that I mentioned at the morgue.”
“Wondering when you’d get to it,” I said with a bit of a tease.
He pulled out of the folder; a copy of a file from Midnight Hill Asylum. The photo of the person on file was the spitting image of Nebula...if you could allow for a few decades of wrinkles, liver spots and general wear and tear. The name of the file listed her as Cressida Dreddock.
“Okay, I didn’t see this one coming,” I admitted. “Nebula has a twin sister?”
“Who, at one time, was quite a practitioner of the Gloomy Arts,” David added. “The doctors at Midnight Hill have told me that she has a fixation on her more famous sister that is downright pathological.”
“Being related to Nebula would probably drive anyone crazy,” I joked.
David’s face remained serious. “Cressida took it a step too far. She came up with some sort of ritual that, near as can be determined, was designed to have her take over Nebula’s mind and body. In short, Cressida wanted to take over Nebula's life. Poor soul. Anyway, we know that the ritual involved heavy doses of Ravingsbatch. And, we all know what Ravingsbatch does to the mind, even in small doses,” David whistled, “You should have seen the doses this loon ingested though, Hattie. Wow, it’s no wonder Cressida’s mind snapped like a twig.”
I shuddered at the mention of the herb. “An insane Gloomy Arts witch…I’m surprised that Midnight Hill has been able to hold her.”
“It doesn’t always,” David countered. “If you look further down the file, you’ll notice at least a dozen escapes. Each time they hauled her back in, she was attempting some kind of strange — likely barking mad — ritual. No more details on that yet, though. But, the doctors tell me that, if anything, Cressida is more harmless now than she was before. What with all the opiate based meds she’s taking. She still obsesses over Nebula and drives her fellow patients insane. But she’s never done harm to anyone since her first committal to Midnight Hill.”
“Not even during her escapes?” I asked, not feeling convinced.
“Not even then,” he said with a shake of his head. “Just the same, who knows if now may have been the time she decided to do something about Nebula? It’s what makes her my second most probably suspect.”
“And the first probable is…?” I asked.
David pulled out a photo of someone I knew all too well. All those hours of her coming to visit Grandma made those black beady eyes, that vulture nose and sallow skin all too recognizable.
“Really, David?” I asked, giving him a disbelieving stare. “Every time someone drops dead of a heart attack from a lifetime of fatty foods, they want to say Portia Fearwyn had something to do with it.”
“I happen to have some solid grounds for putting her on the list,” David said. “She lives in the Gorthland Swamps, which isn’t that far from the Spires. She traffics in dangerous herbs and concoctions in alarmingly large quantities. Finally (and I will have a hard time believing you didn’t already know this), she was the previous supplier of Nebula’s Wraithsgourd before the two of them had their epic falling out.”
I shook my head. “I didn’t know she was the supplier. Although, I’m not surprised Portia has long been known as a master potioner, so I’m sure she must have a good stock of inventory up there in the Swamps. But, honestly, David, I think that Ms. Fearwyn would only attack someone if she or her livelihood was being threatened, though. She’s never been that vindictive when it comes to business and that’s likely all this was. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I know she’s a prickly character, but I just don’t see her as a murderer.”
“I haven’t formally accused her, Hattie,” David reminded me. “But you have to admit that the known facts seem to back up my suspicions right now.”
“As many people as she came into contact with, these can’t be the only two likely suspects on your list,” I said, tapping the folder for emphasis. “I mean, what about past employees? Sherman Groot, for example, I think he still works at the harbor, yes? Surely, at least some of Nebula’s past employee’s still harbor a grudge of the old witch?”
“ Of course, and I’ve got someone looking into all past hires now. We’ll single out whomever seems like a likely candidate for revenge, but in the mean time, I do have a couple more from her recent romantic escapades,” David admitted, reaching into the folder.
He pulled out two pieces of paper. One was another file record of someone, an ex-con whose mug shot displayed the sort of rugged good looks a woman dreams about on older Italian men. The other was a publicity shot of an average looking man, passive face, a bland glaze to his eyes, lavender colored v-neck sweater, with lemon shirt underneath, sitting at a radio console. His perfectly combed, mousey brown hair looked something like the hair on the Ken dolls that the Unawakened kids used to be crazy about.
“The first one here; this prize package is the current boyfriend, Vincent Venetia,” David explained, putting a pointer on the prison record for the handsome Italian for emphasis.
“This has a different name on the file,” I noted, parsing enough of my Italian to make out the name of “Rufio Fellini”.
“We’re not su
re what his real name is,” David admitted. “Back on the Mainland, he made a point to keep as many details of his past as sketchy as possible. He’s claimed to be a descendent of the Medicis, the Borgias, the Sforzas…that is, when he isn’t claiming to be a highly successful businessman, an Interpol agent or a one-time officer in the Italian army.”
“So basically the only thing you know is that he lies a lot,” I pointed out.
“And that he’s a top-flight grifter,” David added. “His specialty is swindling older, wealthy women out of their valuables by romancing them. It’d do a lot to explain the missing pieces from Nebula’s house.”
“But it still doesn’t explain why those two or why he didn’t take more,” I noted, frowning at the picture. “Plus, why would he want to kill her or let her die? He knows that’d put him in the spotlight.”
David just gave me an odd look for a minute. Then he turned to the publicity photo and admitted, “I almost feel a little ashamed for including this one. Avery Flute is another local cele—“
“Wait, Avery Flute, the DJ for WKXMG?” I asked. “Millie raves about his voice all the time. Wonder if she’d be disappointed if she found out this is what he looks like.”
“Career radioman with thirty years in on the job,” David confirmed. “He uses that anonymity to stay in the shadows; very unlike Nebula in that respect.”
“Does he know any of the Gloomy Arts?” I asked. Roald Dahl was right about how most witches lived ordinary lives and worked ordinary jobs like what Avery Flute did.
“Please,” David replied at my suggestion. “Near as we can tell, every ritual he’s performed to date has been something of a bad joke. One of my constables ran him in last week for going sky-clad in a ritual that involved four chalices and a certain ‘magic wand’ between his legs.”
“So, why is he on the list again?”
David sighed. “Because of another report I got. He apparently was seen publicly wooing Nebula at the Moon, and she laughed in his face.” The Fingernail Moon Alehouse — you could always count on it for throwing up some kind of information relating to a case. So much human interaction, so many drinks, plentiful displays of heartbreaking honesty, confessions, and flagrantly revealed secrets; all were poured out at the Moon.
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